Kimister is makin' the official sequel, but this is just some further insanity from GS to hold you over till then. ^^

That's right.... SUPER KIMI AND WONDER SAMA RETURN: IN:

Chris Versus Antoine

Part I: "Evil Toliets of Doom"

This is the story of Chris and Antoine; the eviliest evils in the Sonic Universe. This is the story of how they almost caused the end of the universes. However, it does not start with these two evil entities. It begins in Teh City.

In the world known as "Rapid", there is a great city, known only as Teh City. Teh City is ruled by a wise and all knowing . . . Spoon; called CPOC. Teh City is also home to the Flan-I Temple, recently taken over again by Flan-I Master, Crystal Rose. And of course, keeping it all safe is everyone's favorite Crime-Fighting Duo; Super Kimi and Wonder Sama.

Teh City is a safe place, where there is no crime, and everyone has several helpings of Flan whenever they want it. However, in the prison in Teh City, there is a very dangerous criminal who has been locked away; and unfortunately, that criminal is about to launch his latest deadly scheme . . .

(Scene One. Open to: The Prison. We find a cell where Darth CHoW, an evil Vader-wannabe, and Mojo Cojo, the Flan-killer, are incarserated for their crimes against humanity and flan-anity. Currently they're gathered in the back of the cell, around the toliet. Cojo has a big brown bag. CHoW is missing his helmet, which was broken. His skin is red like tomatoe sauce)

Mojo Cojo: How is this stuff going to help us escape?

Darth CHoW: It's simple, really. We're going to create a portal to another world and escape!

Mojo Cojo: . . . using the toliet?

Darth CHoW: Yes. Using the toliet. Did you collect all the stuff I asked you to get?

Mojo Cojo: Well, I got the sand from the yard, the sweaty towels from the workout room, and some cigarettes; but I couldn't find any spare plutonium.

Darth CHoW: Dang it! The plutonium is the most important part!

Mojo Cojo: I was able to get some chilli from the cook. Cajun. Very powerful.

Darth CHoW: Eh. I guess that'll work. Dump all that stuff in the toliet!

Mojo Cojo: Okay. (He dumps all the stuff out of the bag) Hey, didn't I betray you last time?

Darth CHoW: Don't poke holes in the plot Cojo, just dump the bag.

Mojo Cojo: Whatever. (He finishes) Okay. Now what?

Darth CHoW: Now we flush; and the stuff should mix together and create a portal to another dimension!

Mojo Cojo: . . . Then what?

Darth CHoW: Then we climb into the portal and --

Mojo Cojo: :o CLIMB INTO? You want me to climb into a toliet?

Darth CHoW: Would you rather stay in prison?

Mojo Cojo: No...

Darth CHoW: THEN DO AS I COMMAND! We must escape and rebuild my legion of abused and starving obessesors over foodstuffs! LASOOF SHALL LIVE!

Mojo Cojo: Okay. (He flushes the toliet. All of the ingerdiants mix together and an eerie green portal opens) Umm... you first.

Darth CHoW: Oh fine...

(The ground begins to shake)

Darth CHoW: Uh oh.

Mojo Cojo: That can't be good.

(The toliet explodes and Chris and Antoine fly out)

Chris: Jeepers! What was that? One minute I'm sitting with my best buddy Sonic, and now I'm . . . (looks around) in jail! Oh no!

Antoine: Sonic? As in the Hedgehog? Oh, how I hate that blue bag of poo. Always thinking he is all that. He is not! I am!

Chris: (looks at Antoine) Don't talk bad about Sonic! He's my bestest best buddy!

Antoine: Sonic? He is a poo bag. A blue poo bag!

Darth CHoW: This is not what I had in mind.

Mojo Cojo: Way to go Chowder head, you brought the two most annoying people ever into our cell.

Darth CHoW: Silence! We can work with this and get our revenge. Now to escape from prison . . .

------ Meanwhile -----

(Cut to. Spoony's Building. Here we find CPOC, Teh Ruler of Teh City. Well, we don't actually find him. Just a television set on his desk with Spoony's picture on the screen. The door opens and Super Kimi walks in.)

Super Kimi: Hiya boss! You called for me?

CPOC: I sure did Kimi. Take a seat. Have some pie.

(A chair appears, next to it is a table with a glass of milk and a pie)

Super Kimi: Awesome; free pie. :lol: (She sits down and starts eating)

CPOC: Kimi, we have a problem. Crystal Rose has been looking for new students to train as Flan-I, but so far we haven't been able to find anyone.

Super Kimi: You want me to look for you?

CPOC: Yep. I sure do.

Super Kimi: No problem Spoony. Ah, but it has to wait till later.

CPOC: Why?

Super Kimi: Hello? Only an hour till my shows!

CPOC: ^_^; You and your shows.

Super Kimi: Hey. Superheroes need TV.

CPOC: Yeah, yeah.

(Suddenly an alarm sounds)

Super Kimi: What's that?

CPOC: Oh no! That means there's been an escape from the prison!

Super Kimi: An escape? .... Well, gotta go, bye! (She starts heading towards the door)

CPOC: HOLD IT! Kimiko, we need your help.

Super Kimi: Aww. Fine. But you're tapin' my shows if this takes longer than an hour!

CPOC: Deal. But be careful; it was CHoW who escaped.

Super Kimi: Him? again? ARGH! Okay, I'll go catch him; but first I gotta go get my sidekick.

CPOC: Didn't Wonder Sama graduate to full hero?

Super Kimi: Technically? Yeah. But I'm still usin' goofy as a distraction.

CPOC: Oh. Good idea. Well, good luck Kimi, I'll be countin' on you.

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(Cut To. Local Courthouse. Inside the courthouse we find a Judge listening to two sides of an argument. On one podium is Mojohanna, on the other is Roy Mustang.)

Judge: Okay, so what's the problem now?

Mustang: She keeps saying we're married!

Mojohanna: Your honor, it's simple. I married THAT idiot (points to the audiance where Wonder Sama is sitting) because I thought he was Roy; but the name on the marrage certificate is still Roy Mustang, so even though it wasn't really Roy, it has his name on it, so we should be married anyway.

Mustang: Oh come on, that doesn't make any sense!

Wonder Sama: Can I say something?

Mojohanna & Mustang: No.

Wonder Sama: u_u;

Judge: Hmm. Well this is quite a tricky one. This is a valid wedding certificate; and it does have the name Roy Mustang on it.

Mustang: What!?

Mojohanna: YESH! SCORE! Get me a honeymoon broshure!

Judge: But on the other hand, the person at the alter was Sama.

Mojohanna: :( Aww! Cancel that honeymoon broshure.

Judge: So... I guess the only fair thing to do would be to make it all void.

Mojohanna: So I'm not married to either one of them?

Judge: Yep.

Mojohanna: No! C'mon Judgey! Plllllllllease?

Judge: Sorry. The only one I can make you legally married to is Sama.

Mojohanna: The system is so screwed up. <_<

Mustang: Well, now that THAT's settled, I'm goin' out to a bar with Hughes and getting drunk.

Mojohanna: Don't think this means I'll give up Roy! If anything it'll only motivate me more!

Mustang: . . . Yeah. (He exits the courthouse quickly)

Mojohanna: Dang it. :cry:

Wonder Sama: Aww, c'mon, don't get sad. Hey, why don't you follow Roy to the bar, wait till he gets drunk, and then he'll probably hit on you anyway and you can get him then.

Mojohanna: You really think so?

Wonder Sama: No, I'm just trying to cheer you up.

Mojohanna: -_- (THWACKS him with a chopstick)

Wonder Sama: Ouch ka bibble! It was a joke!

(Suddenly Super Kimi burst in)

Super Kimi: HEY! Sama! Get over here!

Wonder Sama: Whats goin' on? We got trouble?

Super Kimi: Mojo Cojo and Darth CHoW escaped from jail.

Wonder Sama: Aww, potatoes.

Mojohanna: I'd love to help, but I have an alchemist to stalk.

Wonder Sama: Meh. Fine. Let's go save Teh City again.

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(Cut to. The Flan-I Temple. We find our villians, Darth CHoW, Mojo Cojo, Chris and Antoine, standing outside the Flan-I temple. The one Mojohanna used to guard before it was converted to be Crystal Rose's new school)

Mojo Cojo: Our old master is in there.

Darth CHoW: Exactly, and we're going to get revenge on Rose this time. But first we have to force her to build me a new helmet so I can control the flan like I used to be able too.

Chris: Who's Rose mister Vader-man?

Mojo Cojo: Crystal Rose is our former mentor.

Chris: Oh. I have a friend name Amy Rose. I like her, but she likes Sonic too much; and Sonic is mine.

Darth CHoW: .... That's just wrong dude.

Antoine: Who would like Sonic? He is a blue bag of poo!

Chris: Stop saying that!

Antoine: Blue bag of poo! Blue bag of poo!

Chris: STOP IT! (He hits Antoine)

Antoine: Oww! You bag of poo! I will strike you down with my sword! (draws his sword)

Chris: Oh yeah? Well... umm... I'll spit on you. (spits on Antoine's face)

Antoine: Argh! My eyes! You poo! (He throws his sword as he grabs his face and the sword flies into a window of the Flan-I temple)

Mojo Cojo: This sure is going well. :rolleyes:

Darth CHoW: Silence!

(Suddenly the door of the Flan-I temple opens. Crystal Rose comes out, looking mad)

Crystal Rose: OKAY! Who threw a sword into my school? HUH!? (She spots CHoW and Cojo) Coojie-Woojie!

Mojo Cojo: Damn it. I knew she'd call me that. -_-

Crystal Rose: :lol: Hiya Coojie-Woojie! Tomatoe Boy!

Darth CHoW: Tomatoe Boy? Oh, nonononononono! You're not giving me some goofy nickname just 'cause my skin is red like tomatoe sauce from Pizza the Hutt!

Crystal Rose: Okay Tomatoe-Boy. What are you two doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in jail Coojie-Woojie?

Mojo Cojo: We escaped with their help!

Crystal Rose: With who's help?

Mojo Cojo: Chris and Antoine. (He looks around) Hey, where did they go?

Darth CHoW: They must have snuck away when we weren't looking.

Crystal Rose: (Suddenly becomes serious) My Flan-I senses are going crazy! Somebody's messing with the sacred flan!

Darth CHoW: Uh oh.

(HA the Flantom appears)

HA: Uh oh is right you morons.

Mojo Cojo: Huh?

HA: Chris and Antoine are EATING the scared flan! You have to stop them Crystal Rose, or it'll be a disater!

Crystal Rose: Gotcha Flantom!

Darth CHoW: Disaster? Woohoo! Coojie-- I mean, Mojo Cojo, stop her!

Mojo Cojo: I heard that "Coojie" remark you jerk. (He activates his double sided Flansaber and steps in front of Crystal Rose)

Crystal Rose: Move it or lose it Coojie-Woojie!

Mojo Cojo: Make me!

Crystal Rose: . . . (she lifts her hand and lightning strikes Mojo Cojo)

Mojo Cojo: Owwie. (Faints)

Crystal Rose: Poor Coojie-Kun. If only you'd stop being so evil.

HA: Forget Mojo and Darth; you have to stop Antoine and Chris before --

(Suddenly the temple explodes and a GIGANTIC Chris stands up. He's at least thirty feet tall. An gigantic Antoine stands up next.)

Chris: Whoa. That flan I ate must have given me a growth spurt!

HA: Too late. We're screwed.

Darth CHoW: A gigantic Chris Thorndyke. Now THAT's seventy-seven pounds of pure terror.

Crystal Rose: More like seven HUNDRED and seventy-seven pounds of pure terror! And it's all your fault, Tomatoe-boy!

Darth CHoW: Eh. Bite me.

Antoine: You! Down there! I am gettin' a nosebleed from being up so high! You are a bag of poo! (A giant drop of blood falls from his nose and lands on the ground)

Crystal Rose: Ewww.

Mojo Cojo: (wakes up) Huh? What happened? (He looks up and sees the giant Chris) Holy snikeys!

Darth CHoW: We might have created a monster.

Chris: I can't wait to show Sonic how tall I got!

Antoine: Sonic is a blue bag of poo!

Chris: <_< STOP SAYING THAT ABOUT MY BUDDY! (He slaps Antoine)

Antoine: OH! YOU BAG OF POO! YOU'RE MAKING MY NOSEBLEED WORSE! (He slaps Chris)

Chris: Owwie! :cry: SONIC! (Chris starts crying and runs off in the direction of Teh City)

Darth CHoW: Eh, at least the giant crybaby will destroy Teh City! Revenge is mine! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -- (he is struck by lightning) Ouch. (faints)

Crystal Rose: I had better call Spoony. This is going to be a loooooooong day.

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Oh Noes!
Will Giant Chris Destroy Teh City?
Why Does Giant Antoine Call People "Bags Of Poo"?
What About Our Fearless Cake-Eating Hero?
Find Out Next Time; Same Flan Time, Same Flan Channel.

I'll add more to this later when I have more time. ^^

LMFAO!

"KA BIBBLE!"

Heh. I'm stalking Roy ^_^;

AWESOME!!!!

Chris: Oh. I have a friend name Amy Rose. I like her, but she likes Sonic too much; and Sonic is mine.

Darth CHoW: .... That's just wrong dude.

XD XD XD

Great start!!!! Yay!!!

XD The two worst evils in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!! Niceness, GS. BTW, teh sequel is a-comin' soon!!!!

Well hurry Kimster, your stuff is always HILARIOUS! Like the LTDC fic <3

Dude, I'll second that. I'm anxiously awaitin' the sequel Kimi. ^^

Yay sequelness!!!

ROFLMFAO XD

"Bag of Poo!" LOL

"My bestest best buddy Sonic!" XD

I can't believe they ate the magic flan ;_;

Its so like Chris to eat something that important!!!! *beats Chris* Gimme that flan back!!!

LOL Dang the Coojie-Woojie returns. Nice work i marvel at your greatness.

Totally cool! I lurve it!! Hehe, I loved that part too, CR. ^_^

Spoony's office

(We don't see Spoony, himself, of course, but we do see a TV with his image on it. He seems to be on the phone.)


CPOC: Anyway, Winry, another reason why short people can't be trusted is because-hang on, I've got another call.

(Spoony changes the line)

CPOC: This had better be important.

C_R: Spoony! This is Crystal! You've got to-

CPOC: I've got to what? You know who I've got on the other line?

C_R: This is more important than that!

CPOC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...Wait, you're serious? I doubt it. Just get Kimi and Sama on it and I'll call you back later, okay?

C_R: But I really- (she pauses)-he changed the line. Well, maybe I should get into Teh City and try to find Kimi and Sama...HA, can you take care of these two (indicates CHoW and Mojo Cojo) for me.

HA: *grins* Gladly. :shifty:

C_R: Uhhh...on second thought, TAZZY!
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Meanwhile, in Spoony's office...

CPOC: So anyway, Winry, short people can sneak around like-wait, I'm hearing a lot of screaming in the streets. Oh well. Probably just LASOOF. Anyway...

Giant Chris: *from outside CPOC's office* :cry: SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIC! A BIG MEANIE HIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CPOC: :OO Winry, my dear, I'll have to call you back.

Winry: What? What did you call-

CPOC: Justtryingtomakeyoufellspecialcallyoubacklaterokaybye! *hangs up*
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(Cut to: Teh City streets. At a table in front of a bakery, Kimi and Sama are sitting. Kimi is eating cake, while Sama is looking at her with an urgent look on his face.)

Wonder Sama: I don't understand why you always need to recharge your powers right when some crisis comes up! Don't you eat cake all the time anyways?

Super Kimi:*unamused* You clearly don't understand the intricies of being a super hero.

Wonder Sama: But I graduated from Flan-I training! I'm a full hero, too!

Super Kimi: Yes, but not a SUPER hero. So you still don't know. So there. Anyway, we've got a bigger problem.

Wonder Sama: The magic flan has been consumed by a pair of idiots, who are now supersized and rampaging through Teh City?

Super Kimi: :huh: You eat to much sugar.

Wonder Sama: But you always eat-

Super Kimi: >:( YOU EAT TOO MUCH SUGAR!

Wonder Sama: Yes ma'am. :(

Super Kimi: About our problem. Did you see how C_R called Tazzy a couple scenes ago?

Wonder Sama: Yeah...

Super Kimi: Tazzy hasn't returned to the Flan-I in the point in the series this fic takes place in! You're letting a rookie write this, aren't you?>:(

Wonder Sama: Ummm...well....the fact that you just observed that in a fic he's writing indicates-

Super Kimi: And now look! His first try, and he's already DEVASTATED the fourth wall!

Wonder Sama: Well, that's not too bad, is it?

Super Kimi: You're letting MY LINES be written by a n00b? He probably doesn't even have a CHARACTER in this series! Or let me guess, he does...in your dreams!

Wonder Sama: Actually, he's appeared in yours.

Super Kimi: What? That PROVES that you've been eating too much sug-*sees giant Chris walking carelessly through Teh City while whining for Sonic* :OO

Wonder Sama: Kimi? What's wrong?

Super Kimi: Your sugar intake is fine. We've gotta go. *jumps up into the air and begins flying towards Chris*

Wonder Sama: What are you talking ab-*sees giant Chris* :OO. *Runs after Kimi*

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[SIZE=7] Oh no! Spoony actually postponed a conversation with Winry! And Chris is upon Teh City! What happened to Antoine? Why did I insist on breaking the fourth wall on my FIRST Super Kimi and Wonder Sama effort? Tune in next time, same flan time, same flan channel![/SIZE=7]

Yes, this is that fic I talked about in Chatty Chat! I know it may not have GS or Irony-quality to it, but either way, here is my first dabble at writing at SK&WS. Comments? Help with the font size system? :heh:

XD Excellent! Nice to see this story finally getting some kind of update. Good job, too! I'm glad you've taken to the series. ^^

Sorry I didn't read this sooner, been sick/busy. But very nice job!

That's how to solve the size problem

Actually, that is the size problem...

it should be:

or

*headslap*

Forgot about that...thanks for clearing that up, DP

(Okay, I'm going to try to update this...if it's bad, I apologize, comedy writing may not be my specialty, and I may not be entirely focused, but let's see...)


Flan-I Temple


Tazzy (I know she hadn't returned to the Flan-I at this point in SK&WS, this isn't "official" SK&WS anyway, and even if it was, plot holes would still be very much acceptable.) and Antoine (who is 30 ft. tall thanks to flan ingestion, remember) are seated outside it.

Tazzy: So why...uhhh...what is the food like on Mobius?

Antoine: Ohh, it iz, very, very gut.

Tazzy: Gut? Isn't that German? Aren't you supposed to be speaking in a French accent?

Antoine: Uhhh...*stomach grumbles* Neever miiiiiind. Whaaaaaaaaat's thar to et around 'ere?

Tazzy: Now you don't have an accent, you're just speaking strangely! What are you doing?

Antoine: Ah. Fine, fine, wi, wi, madam. Anyway, vat iz der to eat around here?

Tazzy: Well...there's a lot of sweets.

Antoine: Like that flan?

Tazzy: Well, yeah, but not magical. But there are cakes, pies and even pastries of all kinds!

Antoine: *gets hungry, ravenous look in his eyes* Cakes and pastries? *gets up and charges madly at Teh City*

Tazzy: Wait! Hey! Come ba...what did I say?

Suddenly, HA appears next to Tazzy.

HA: Way to go, Taz. That's TWO major threats to Teh City today, and one of them unleashed by a FLAN-I KNIGHT!

Tazzy: How did-what did I-how is this my fault?!?!?!

HA: Never mention pastries and cakes to a hungry person heavily influenced by French culture.

Tazzy: Now you tell me.

HA: I didn't know you were going to touch on the one subject that could set him off like that!

Tazzy: Well, excuse me if I was actually preoccupied by staying away from other subjects that would excite him, like Sonic, Sally, Robotnik, danger of any kind, or where he came from! That's more than one, and it kind of limits conversation options!

HA: I could have done it.

-Teh City-

Chris: :cry: SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!

All around him, the 30-foot-tall (supersized for the same reason that Antoine was) Chris's crying is driving people away in horror and frustration. His whining and obsession over Sonic are just that annoying. Also, his careless steps and flailing of his arms result in plenty of crushed cars, damaged buildings, and even a squashed plate of custard.

Super Kimi: *lands on nearby rooftop, and surveys the scene* Sama?

Wonder Sama: *flan-power jumps up next to her* Yes, ma'am?

Super Kimi: You distract him, and get him to stop whining, while I-

Wonder Sama: Kimi, if all the destruction, screaming people, and other stuff around him isn't going to distract him, I don't know if I can.

Kimi blinks at that statement. Then, slowly she turns toward Sama, and slowly raises a hand to his shoulder. Then, she looks him right in the eyes, and says...

Super Kimi: Sama, we've been through thick and thin together. We've fought hordes of flantroopers, we've neutralized some of the deadliest breakfast cereal mascots in all creation, and we've always been there for each other. Your distracting our foes, allowing me to come in, has been a CRITICAL part of our team. Teh City's people have DEPENDED on you to distract their enemies while I close in to beat the stuffing out of them. If you can't distract him *points to Chris*...

Wonder Sama: *tears welling up in eyes* O-Okay Kimi. If you want-

Super Kimi:...-THEN WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!? WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE!!! IT'S OVER!!!

Voice: Heh...if you guys won't bring down this crybaby, then stand back and give us a shot!

Wonder Sama: *suddenly gets annoyed* I know that voice.

Robin: Titans, GO!

Suddenly, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, and Cyborg all charge out at Chris.

Chris: *sees Robin* I-I want a cool costume like that...then I could be more like my hero, Sonic. :cry:

Robin: *freezes* I-I got a compliment from Chris! *skips off, saying "I gotta compliment from Chris" in a singsong voice*

Starfire: ROBIN!!!! *turns toward Chris, eyes glowing* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!*flies at Chris to attack*

Chris, seeing Starfire's ferocity, shrieks out in terror at a pitch that breaks any nearby glass, and sends Starfire, reeling from that sound, especially since she was so close to it, careening at a high speed into the street. She is knocked out cold on impact.

Cyborg: Alright, baby, playtime's over! Have a taste of my Sonic Cannon! *readies cannon*

Chris: You're trying to hurt me...with a weapon with Sonic's name in it?! WAH!!!:cry:

Some of Chris's giant tears fall off of his face, and one of them lands directly on Cyborg, causing him to short-circuit and causing his Sonic Cannon to misfire, and it explodes on him.

Cyborg: Aaaagggg....

Beast Boy: Cyborg! DAAAH!!! *transforms into a pterodactyl and flies at Chris*

Chris: You people are SO MEAN! WAAAHHH!!! *throws arms around in a tantrum*

Beast Boy is hit by one of those arms, hard, and is sent crashing to the ground.

Raven, floating, has watched the scene, and is showing visible hesitance to attack Chris.

Raven: He took out the rest of the team without even trying. Not even Slade has ever done that. I'm...uh....going to need to think about this one. *she turns to fly off*

Wonder Sama: Hey, I thought that your name was Raven, not Chicken!

Raven turns around, her eyes glowing. Suddenly, Sama's shoes are engulfed in black, fall backward, and Sama, wearing them, is pushed forward, and loses his balance.

Wonder Sama: *trips hard* OUCH KA BIBBLE!

Raven grins under her hood, and flies off.

Kimi, however, is panicing.

Super Kimi: Omigosh! He took out the Teen Titans without even TRYING! WHATAREWEGONNADO?!?!?!

Blackfire: Hi there! How's it going with this...pest?

Wonder Sama: Blackfire! I knew you'd come to help us! I knew that you're secretly a hero!

Blackfire: What are you talking about? That kid has the local police in disarray, Kimi there is losing her nerve, Robin and his gang are beaten, and the Flan-I are nowhere to be seen! That, and with that kid's whining, most of the glass in the city where he goes is shattered! The gang and I are just in town to loot!

Rouge: Yeah, I've already collected about 20 pounds in jewelry, and I haven't even raided all the stores yet!

Blackfire: *grabs Sama's arm* Come on, Sama! This is an event I really want to share with you.

Wonder Sama: Blackfire, I'd love to, but-

Blackfire: Then what are we waiting for? *flies off with Sama in tow*

Super Kimi: Why does he keep seeing her? And how am I supposed to defeat Chris and save Teh City without my sidekick?!

Suddenly, Spoony's voice is heard.

CPOC: Hey, crybaby!

Chris: :cry: Huh?

Kimi: Spoon?

Kimi looks down from atop the building she is on, and into the street. Standing there, in the middle of it, is Spoony, already in his human form. As if that wasn't enough, the look on his face shows that he means busniess.

CPOC: Like my city? Think it's a nice little playground? *draws flansaber* Alright. Let's play.

Super Kimi: Spoony...he interurpted a talk with Winry, didn't he?

CPOC: Uhhh...yes.

Super Kimi: I thought so.

CPOC: And now it's time to show him the price of getting between me and WINRY ROCKBELL! *raises hand not holding flansaber and fires flan electricity bolts at Chris*

C_R: SPOONY! WAIT!!!!

CPOC: Huh?

The bolts hit Chris. He was cringing, but he suddenly looks like he likes it. He stands tall, and...begins to grow again. CPOC stops and watches in horror and shock as Chris doubles in size from 30 to 60 feet tall.

C_R: Spoony! Chris and Antoine appeared and ate teh flan! That's why you shouldn't use flan powers on them! They may just increase their strength!

CPOC: Well, shooooooooooooooooooooot.

C_R: Can I make a small suggestion?

CPOC: Yes.

C_R: Until we can come up with a plan...RUN AWAY!

CPOC: Good idea.

*CPOC and C_R run off*

Chris: Wow! Another growth spurt! But why does everybody hate me? What have I been doing? I wanna find Sonic! Speaking of Sonic, he may be in one of these buildings or cars...

With that, Chris begins DELIBERATELY destroying buildings and cars in an attempt to find Sonic.

Super Kimi: What could make this worse?

Suddenly, giant Antoine reaches Teh City, and with a cry of "FOR ZEE PASTRIES!!!!", begins, also, to tear open buildings, not caring where he steps or how much harm he does, in a mad search for desserts.

Super Kimi: I HAD to ask, didn't I?


Oh no! Sama's been forced on a "date" with Blackfire, Kimi is sidekickless, the Flan-I have been driven into retreat, and even the Teen Titans were vanquished by Chris! What will become of Teh City? Find out next time, same flan time, same flan channel!

Darth CHoW: Hey...wasn't it because of plot holes that we were defeated in the original adventures of Super Kimi and Wonder Sama? Maybe we should lobby to outlaw plot holes in these things...

Mojo Cojo: I'm more concerned that we didn't actually have a PART in this episode.

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Well? Comments? Funny? Boring? Good? Bad?

Thanks!