Now presenting the newest random topic from my messed up mind...

ASK A CHARACTER!

The basic premise is this. You ask a "character" a question thats been bothering you for awhile, and then another member, as the character you asked, will answer your question in a (hopefully) funny way. Then, that member will ask a different question!

For example...

Me: "For Guile. What kind of hair gel do you use, amigo?"
Another Member (As Guile): "L.A. Looks. The only gel manly enough for me."

Then that member would post a new question.

So basically, this is a mixture of your basic forum question game, mixed with sarcasm and RP-ing.

So, lets get started!

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For Vegeta. Whats up with your voice, holmes? You need a lozenge or something?

ChaosHalberd750:As Vegeta: "No, I'm just reaching *cough* a time where *cough* people are aging...I'm still young, *cough* right?"

For Shadow The Hedgehog:"Dude, we all know your trademark Air Skates, but tell me, how fast can you run WITHOUT them, as in, fast enough to beat Sonic?"

MY BUTT HURTS! Can you tell me why? :p
I Love nascar! :w00t: It SOOOOOO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!24 24 24 24 24 24 24 :shifty:

Shadow: No way man, I'd be screwed without my NIKE Air Skates! My NIKE Air Skates keep me moving, whether on the racetrack, on the court or just hanging around! That's right, my NIKE Air Skates!

Mario, when was the last time you actually plumbed a toilet? You're gonna get fired, man.

Mario: Every day. I tell ya, those meatballs can do a number on the intestines... Remind me to feed Luigi to Yoshi. Such an awful cook...

Now for the hero of Kingdom Hearts, Sora. For the record, how does it make you feel that you've been drawn making out with every character from every piece of entertainment media ever made?

Sora:Have some DECENCY! I'm not a toy that you can mess around with! ....Unless they're hot.... :shifty:

One for the blue blur himself: Sonic! Have you EVER thought that when you go at Sonic speed, that if you trip, due to the immense speed of your feet, propeling you like a car, if you silp, there's a high possibility that you'll either need face surgery, or that you'll be flying with the angels?

Sonic: Pffftt, na. I don't worry 'bout that. I worry about falling in water....then swimming with the fishes.

To Knuckles: How the heck can you glide?

Knux: Easy. My balla dreads. Those, and Sega has turned me into an airhead as of late... I'll get them for that!

(As a side note, Knuckles really isn't as annoying in Zero Gravity as he had been in the past few games. I'm pleased with how they're actually trying to fix what they ruined about him. Kudos to Sega.)

For Goku and/or Vegeta: How in the world do you guys stay in shape?!? I mean, with all that food you guys pack away...

Goku: heh, you try lifting the Ox king every day......
see how many times you can lift him.

To Sonic: Sonic, many people have, and still are to this day, are saying that you get your speed from your shoes. Others say that you're born with the speed, or trained. Which one is true?

Sonic: No way! All that speed is in my blood, not my shoes! Speed was a skill that I developed over time, but I was born with the potential ^_^

To Scorpion (Mortal Kombat): When you're not kicking ass, what do you like to do in your 'spear' time? (okay, bad pun with the whole 'spear' thing :p )

Scorpion:Watch TV, Excercise, Pratice my evil laugh! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! ...I mean, dance!

Now, one for Knuckles! (Kudos to Sega for making him look better!) Did you ever realize that Talis can just build a shelter on the shrine, to make it impenetrable, y' know, as for it NOT to be stolen?

~ChaosHalberd750
aka:Sam

Knucx: Uhhh......no. Never did....IT WAS SEGA'S FAULT!

To Cream: Why did you name your Chao....Cheese?

Cream: Such a delightful question! Its a pun name! I very much enjoy puns, and "Cream Cheese" is one of my very favorite ones!

Now, for the boys of South Park: You guys have been in fourth grade, and haven't aged for almost eight years. Is there some sort of fountain of youth over in Colorado that you're not telling us about?

(Thats right. I go from portraying an overly polite rabbit, to talking about South Park. Interesting, ne?)

*random guy drives up*
Random guy: Yeah, we found the cure! The answer is all your money!



Dear Clippit Office Assistant,

I haven't seen you in years. And you know what? Today I actually finished a letter all by myself. And it hurt.

Why didn't anyone else love you?

Love,
Bill G.

As the Southpark boys: "Why the **** would we ******* tell a **** like you?" LOL No offence but...thats probably what they would say.


Heh...this one will be fun! To Sonic: "How do you feel about everyone thinking Shadows cooler than you?" :LOL:

Sonic: *sniff* It's hurts my feelings (although, it keeps most of those fangirls off my back, lol!).

To Wario: Why is it that even though you are the totall opposite of Mario, you have an Italian accent?

Wario: I...Uh...erm...twelve?

To Tails: Why do you follow sonic everywhere? if he is as great as you think why does he need you???

Tails: Uhhh.............what Wario said.

To Rouge: Have you ever notice that there are people that say your boobs are too big?

Rouge: I take it as a complement (Keeping this answer sexy B))

Tails: Why do you always have women to voice you in sonic games?

Tails: Because no guy wants to voice a girl-ish character like me.

To metal sonic: Why are you a jerk but keep coming back in the games and such?

Metal sonic: ................................. (<<< Cant talk)

Shadow: Why are you so emo all the time?

Shadow: looks to Beatles-Guy and shakes head. "look sir... I didn't do that on purpose.. and I can see that your nice and all that, but do you acklowledge that others have there own type of the way how the like meeting people.. there are people that have there own way." He shakes head befor speaking again. "Truefully I don't wanna be an angest... but due to my past. People has made me that way." looking to crystal " I understand that but that doesn't change the fact that everywhere I do in this world people just look at me like I am retarded before they can actually know me...people are so in a since cruel to others.. so they can just feel good about themselves..believe me.. my moms military boyfriend left me in the middle of nowhere." he shakes head he didn't want to make it sound as a emo but .. it was the only way that he can get his point across to them.

Sonic: Why are you blue?

Sonic: It's against forum rules for me to explain that.

To EVA (MGS4): You are at least 70 years old. Why in the blue hell are you still wearing this!?

Eva: ...It makes me feel sexy.

to Pheonix Wright: Is it just me, or is your favorite word "Objection"?

Pheonix Wright: Pointing out peoples mistakes is not really easy to do!

To slippy (Star fox): Why do you suck so much that you're never in any smash games?

slippy: uhhhh...cloaking device*(turns invisible,runs away)
to tails: why do you have two tails? or how did you get two tails?

Tails: Don't play in nuclear waste.

Sonic: How do you cope with being outrun by metal sonic everyday day and knowing that you're not the fastest thing on this planet making Sega of America look bad and get lots of hate mail cause of it?

sonic:well.... metal sonic has an advantage,he has my speed plus an AIR PLANE ENGINE for a stomach!!!and the upgraded one has the power of a chaos emerald. so it's simply unfair,and I don't work n the mail dept. so I can't comment on the hate mail

to link: how come you never say anything? u_u

link: .... (bwahaha)

to dark phazon (screw sally): you really like pheonix write don't you?

Link: !

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"To anyone, how come I haven't gotten any questions yet!!!"

Edge worth: Objection!, he is badgering the witness you honor.

To snake: How do you feel about people making videos about you being in love with zero-suit samus?

(70th post, woot!)

snake: I don't care really, I stay by my comment(referring to special taunt for samus in brawl)
to good tails doll: are you and evil tails doll,brothers or siblings of sorts? or are you the same creature but of a different nature? what's your relation with eachother?

Tails Doll: ...........

To Knuckles: Do you have fingers?

Knuckles: .............Of coarse! What do you think I am, a freak? How else do you think I flip Sonic off?

To Shadow: Why were you yelling like a mad man while shooting aliens with your machine gun on your game, "Shadow the Hedgehog"?

Shadow: How would I know I don't make the games.

To mighty: How do you feel about you being in only one game and then sega got rid of you?

Mighty: I.......I don't wanna talk about it...

To Amy: Do you even care that most people think that your parts of some games suck?

amy: no not really. but i would like some respect! >:C

to chris' uncle sam (sonic x): why are you a jerk and more obessed with speed than sonic is?

Sam: Cause life is fast too fast too fast to answer that got to go no time to finish *Drives away in his car.

To amy: Why don't you ever really try to get to know sonic then just wanting to marry him and get to know him better?

Amy:.....I never really thought about that.... *chases Sonic*

To Sheik: Are you a guy?

shiek: <_< ....(pulls off mask,is zelda) does that answer your question?
to espio: you seem pretty smart,but your co-workers....not so much. so why do you continue to work with them?