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Title: SK&WS: Return of the King


AGodofIrony - August 29, 2007 05:47 AM (GMT)
Here it is, the true epicness that Cojo and I have planned! Way back when the Master Flan had been destroyed, then set off the many adventures with the new powers and such.

And then one who did it, had never been confirmed dead and gone.

Now, there is some references to the earlier story Cojo and I wrote.

DR & ES: Family

You might want to read that if you haven't yet! Now...

The Adventures of Super Kimi and Wonder Sama

Return of the King

Chapter 1: A Dark Renewal

Dark.

That was the only word that could describe the twisted scene, the rotten face, the bland looking golden ring.

Dark.

It was so, horribly, terribly dark, any Soul would tremble before it, fall into madness, into insanity, into the Dark.

Dark.

The golden ring appeared to glow slightly, but it didn’t do anything to illuminate the most hideous of Darkness, worn on a creature who was so far gone, not even the Original Light could find him.

Dark.

The Ring spun in mid air, the creature holding his hand up, and the Ring, a twisted instrument of the Dark, seemed to split, revealing it was two really two Rings in one.

Dark

The outer Ring glowed as well with a faint red script, merely prophesizing the one who would find in the Realm of Darkness, not it’s wielder, not what it was destined for.

Dark.

The inner Ring began to glow as well, the same script appearing, though it seemed to be merely gibberish, even to one who could read this ancient and terrible language.

Dark.

Spinning faster, words seemed to appear now, the two glowing Rings appearing to intermingle, the red script taking on a new form.

Dark.

The rotten face seemed to smile, if anyone could bear to see such a thing in the terribleness of it all without going mad.

Dark.

Darkness oozed from the red script, sliding up the figure’s arm, and around his face, restoring the mask he once wore before it had been destroyed, a mask made from Darkness, no emotion, nothing…

Dark.

Spinning even faster now, the Darkness now oozed forward, beginning to take a shape in front of the figure, somehow it was darker then even this maddening abyss.

Dark.

Trembling, the new figure rose slightly, and slowly, ever so slowly, the Ring began to stop spinning, and Light began to return, timid, as though it might be devoured.

Dark…

The new figure began to become more corporeal, the Ring now nearly stopped in it’s rotation, the script fading, the Light becoming stronger.

Twilight…

Gasping with renewed Life, the new figure trembled forward, color returning to his body and clothing, the red and yellow clashing with the Darkness from earlier.

Morning…

“You live again,” the first, grotesque figure said calmly, “With this Ring, I have brought you back, my Samurai.”

“Thank you Master,” the red and yellow figure said, sincerely, or at least as sincerely as creatures of their nature can give. “How may I serve you?”

“Our Master has lost. He was unable to recreate the World in his image. Now, we shall throw away our shackles, and make this place in our own image. Any who stand in our way will be crushed,” the first figure answered, “We shall start by taking back what is rightfully ours. Now, my fellow French Fry Samurai, on your feet! Up, Ronald, and this World shall be ours.”

“Yes, my King,” Ronald grinned, rotten yellow teeth seen easily in the early morning it now was.

The King chuckled, though his masked face never changed, and he and Ronald McDonald headed off…

The Ring spun gladly on The King’s finger…It was with a powerful Master, and it would be near the one who found it and brought it back…

L.A.S.O.O.F. Headquarters loomed in the distance of Foodstuffs Forest…

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“Kimi…I don’t like this…” Sama muttered, clinging to the couch in the K Tower’s living room, a pigeon perched on his head.

“Aw, come on Sama! We only need a floor and one wall for the TV! Now make me a sandwich!” Kimi grinned, eyes glued to the large TV in front of her, showing a Naruto Marathon on.

“But Kimi!” Sama protested, “There’s no kitchen, and you didn’t want to bring up any of the supplies for snacks!”

“I’m the hero! I’m not suppose to do that stuff,” Kimi huffed, “It’s your job, you’re the sidekick!”

“But we’re several stories up, and only some of the support beams are in place!” Sama argued back, the pigeon in his head pulling at a few strands of hair.

“Awww, you can’t expect little Kimi here to do something for someone else, can you?” a voice from above taunted, the two looking up and seeing a smirking Blackfire land behind them, “And honey, you have a pigeon in your hair.”

“Yah I know,” Sama sighed, “His name’s Bob and I can’t seem to get him to leave.”

There was a collective paused from both Blackfire and Kimi, then, they spoke in unison, “You named the pigeon?”

“Hmm? What, no! Hammah told me his name,” Sama explained, “He’s been in my hair for a bit now. Chases people off for some reason at random times.”

Another collective pause, and Kimi just sighed, returning to the Naruto Marathon.

Blackfire merely sighed and shook her head, “Anyways sweetie, how’s about you coming with me? Nothing’s happening, and you can’t make any snacks for little Kimi here.”

Kimi muttered something under her breath about fists and hitting some faces, which was missed by Sama.

“Uhhh…well…” Sama muttered. He was the sidekick after all…

“Just go Sama,” Kimi sighed, “But bring me back a sandwich.”

Grinning, Sama was lifted up by Blackfire, who flew down towards Teh City with the Flan-I in tow, Super Kimi sighing and staring at the TV.

She hoped those construction workers would finish rebuilding the K Tower soon.

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In the Middle of the Foodstuffs Forest stood the fortress that was L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ. It wasn't much of a secret as to it's location, but the LASOOFERS and the two Sith leaders within were rarely bothered. This however would soon change.

In the middle of the fortress was the throne room where LASOOF's leader sat upon his throne. Standing in front of him stood his former apprentice who was busy recounting the prior day’s events.

"I'm serious, this ring was like nothing I have ever seen before." he was saying. "I think there was something important regarding it. WE should be searching for it!" The figure on the throne said nothing, but seemed to be busy thinking something over. After a long and uncomfortable silence, the ninja Sith continued.

"It spoke of a prophecy. And since you got screwed on the last one, maybe this one could help us out." Again the Sith on the throne said nothing, but his helmeted head bobbed backwards, in an even deeper thought. The silence was unnerving.

"Look, CHoW," Rowen started to say, looking down at his feet. "I don't want you to be mad at me. I said I was sorry! Next time I go to a realm of darkness to fight an evil version of one of my sisters, I'll bring you back a present!" CHoW said nothing, only leaning forward once more. "CHoW don't be mad man... Your like my only real friend. C'mon man, can't you," at this point CHoW fell off of his throne.

Annoyed, Rowen scowled. "You fell asleep again didn't you?"

"No." replied the Vader-like Sith, who continued to lie on the ground.

"How he manages to talk back while he's asleep, I'll never know," Rowen muttered as he walked over to the Sith and kicked him awake.

Slowly, CHoW got up and sat back down on his throne, shaking his helmeted head, "What? Did I miss something?"

"Oh just a recount of my future hopes and dreams," The sarcastic Sith replied.

"Ah so nothing important then," CHoW countered. Rowen glared daggers at him, but CHoW seemed to be impervious. However with a wave of his hand, CHoW silenced any threat that could come from Rowen, "Wait, what’s that smell?"

Rowen blinked several times appearing confused. "We live in a forest filled with various kinds of food. We also bunker starving obsessing food mascots with different foods themselves. We live on an island powered by Flan...I hate flan... but anyways what do you mean what’s that smell?"

With a wave of his gloved hand, the Cookie Crisp Dog floated into the room, with his hands behind his back. "Where did you get that?" CHoW asked him.

Appearing confused the dog replied, "The neeeeeewww guy gave it to me."

Now Rowen perked up, and he took the object from behind the Dog's back, "It can't be.." he said slowly. Studying the object he looked at CHoW in horror, It's a Double Quarter Pounder....with Cheese!"

"I knew I smelled cooked squirrel!" CHoW said. Before anything else could be done, a shadow appeared in the doorway.

"Hello CHoW, Rowen." the masked man said, a grin on his face like always. "I've come back to retake my throne, it's time I rule this pathetic world."

"Can it Plastic Face!" Rowen shouted in anger, drawing his double-sided saber. But before he could take a step forward, the King waved his hand and Rowen flew backwards, hitting the wall and slumping over. CHoW's eyes widened, and he shot lightning at the King. The King held out his fist, and the spinning ring on his finger absorbed the lightning. CHoW looked stunned, and he ran over to his former apprentice.

"Rowen, get up! Execute emergency plan #35." he commanded.

"Plan 34 would be better..." he started to say, but CHoW cut him off, as the king walked forward, a sinister grin on his plastic face.

"JUST DO IT!" CHoW shouted! And with a slight hesitation, blue light surrounded the two, and they were Chaos Controlled out of the room. The King said nothing, as his samurai walked into the room.

"They are exactly three floors below us my king," Ronald said. "Thats odd, I would think they would try to get as far away as possible. Why go only three floors away?"

"Because my samurai," the King said, "They're guarding something." Ronald grinned, showing off his rotten teeth, and the two walked out of the room, finding the stairs, and beginning their descent.

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The two Sith appeared in the holding cells of LASOOF. CHoW had been unwilling to part with a certain prisoner. "Oh look!" the prisoner called cheerfully, "My dark side has returned!"

"Shutup Rush," CHoW commanded.

"They're coming." Rowen said silently, he could feel their presence. "We should get out of here while we can, that guy he had the ring I was telling you about."

"It won't matter," the other Sith replied. "They'll follow us, this is where we make our stand." No sooner had he said this, then the door burst open, a French Fry Sword bursting through. With a nod, both Sith simultaneously drew their weapons. The King walked into the room, and behind him Ronald.

"Hey, you’re that punk who killed me!" Ronald yelled to Rowen.

"And I'll do it again!" Rowen shouted back. The confrontation never happened though, for the King held up his hand.

"Leave this to me," he said. Ronald looking discouraged, but he backed away. Filled with Rage and adrenaline, Rowen shot forward with his saber. The two exchanged blow after blow, neither making a hit on the other. The King swung his sword, and Rowen disappeared, going for his new trick.

Somehow the King saw this coming, and he sidestepped, Rowen missing him from behind. "What?" Rowen had time to say, before being kicked in the back, and slamming into the wall.

"It's over CHoW," the King said stepping forward. Rowen picked himself up off the floor.

"No not yet," CHoW replied, once again shooting lightning at the King. It was absorbed once more, but CHoW continued his attack. This gave Rowen time to charge up a Chidori, and run forward. The King distracted, never saw it coming.

"CHIDORI!" the Sith shoutred, plunging his hand into the mask of the King. It seemed all was over, but not for the King. The Ninja Sith fell over, clutching his hand, for it was burning like never before.

"Fool." the King said, with not a scratch on him. With a wave of his hand, the Sith was trapped in what appeared to be bubble made entirely of Flan. It was a new Flan Power, it made a container of pure Flan surrounding an opponent, one which he couldn't escape not even with Chaos Control. CHoW instinctively backed up.

"Your such a nuisance," the King said, stepping forward. I'll destroy this prize of yours."

"Uh, hello," Rush finally perked up, "That would be me, this guy's good self." CHoW once more howled for him to shutup. The King paused, and then started to laugh. "Very well," he said. His hand began to glow white, and he stepped forward. The Sith's eyes widened but it was too late. A flash filled the room, and the only sound was Rowen shouting, "CHOW!!"

When the light cleared, Darth CHoW was no more. On the ground was a discarded helmet, and laying on the floor out cold was Rush. His face and skin regular color and not all red. The two had finally been re-united. "And I didn't forget you," the King said returning his attention to Rowen. "Darth Rowen, Lord of the Sith," he mocked. "Or shall I call you, Cojo?"

Rowen's eyes widened even more, and he desperately tried to escape his container. White Light filled the room once more...

"It is done," The King said, looking at the two unconscious men in the room. "Ronald, bring the Flan-I back their lost members." With a nod the twisted clown scooped up the two, and began a trip to Teh Flan-I Temple...

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“Did you just feel something Tazzy?” Crystal Rose, the Pink Flan-I wondered abruptly, she and Tazzy in the main meeting room for the Flan-I, having nothing much to do but either practice or goof off, and considering the last adventure, goofing off looked like a lot of fun.

“Oh, HA probably just invented some new type of flame-thrower,” Tazzy answered dismissively, “I heard him muttering about rainbow powered destruction cannons or something, and killing two birds with one stone a few days ago.”

Crystal Rose frowned and shook her head, “No, something else…I’m not sure what exactly, but something is definitely up…”

Tazzy sighed and shrugged, glancing back to her book, “Well I’m sure we can handle whatever it is.”

“I hope you’re right…”

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“Come on, come on…” The Spoon muttered, shaking his fists, sweat pouring down his face, eyes glued to the table in front of him, as if willing it to become good for him.

“Remember, no cheating.”

“Yah, yah,” Spoony answered, then released his fists, and the dice spilled across the board.

“One…two…three…four…Darn it!” Spoony shouted, shaking his fist into the sky, as his piece was brought down a slide, something that had been happening quite a lot in this high stakes game, the loser having to buy lunch.

“My turn,” Phazon sighed, wondering why Spoony had chosen this idiotic game. They hadn’t played this since they were younglings training under Master Pepper.

Moving up a ladder, the game continued, The Spoon progressively losing ground as Phazon continued upwards, nearing the end.

“Looks like you’re going to buy me lunch,” Phazon grinned, despite the fact he had not liked this idea to decide who would buy lunch. Not that he was complaining that he was winning.

“At least I won’t have to pay for your student, Rikku, and Ema as well…” Spoony sighed, scratching his head in puzzlement as he continued downwards yet again. “Where are they anyways?”

“Somewhere in the building,” Phazon answered.

There was a pause as the two looked back up towards each other.

“Crud…I’m not worried about TS, but Rikku might have stolen something, and Ema…Well, she’d be herself,” Phazon said, getting up from the board.

Spoony nodded and got up as well, then ran out of Spoony’s office, Spoony only stopping to tell Jeremy to scan for the three they were looking for, Lum to make sure they stay in the office if they come, and for Ataru to do something besides laze around. Winry wasn’t in today, it being her day to build things.

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“I’m not so sure about this…” Sama muttered, looking at the movie poster, which read ‘Violence The Movie VI. More violence, no plot, and the only dialogue is screaming.’

Needless to say, looking at the poster itself was only allowed by people seventeen and up.

“Chicken?” Blackfire smirked, looking over at the Flan-I.

“What?! No!” Sama shouted in his defense, “I just don’t think it would be a very good movie. Mindless violence is-“

“Extremely well made, certainly a cinematic classic for the ages.”

“I expect it to receive several Oscars this year.”

“Brain…Not…hurt…Function…Pie…Destroy…Bah…Bah…bah…”

Sama spun around, seeing three figures behind them. The first two were the partially masked face of HA, smirking as he looked at the poster for ‘Violence The Movie VI’ and the other was the tall form of Avenger, also having that same expression. Behind them was Sama’s clone, Hammah, who seemed twitchy and went off on random tangents of either violence, or just randomness, and sometimes reverted to speaking Llama now and then.

“I’m guessing you three saw the movie?” Blackfire wondered, as Hammah began muttering something about popcorn monsters.

“Five times,” HA grinned, rubbing his knuckles against his shirt then examining them with a smile, “Can’t wait for number VII.”

“I hear IX is the one to really wait for though,” Avenger added.

“Gummy bears…Bah…Kill them all…”

Sama sweat dropped, seeing his clone mumbling his insane rant, then steadfastly decided to see another movie.

“Blackfire, let’s see a different movie…” Sama muttered, “Something that won’t make me not think so well.”

“If you insist…” Blackfire sighed, shaking her head.

“Well I’m heading back off to the Temple. Got my rainbow powered flame-thrower to perfect,” HA chuckled evilly, then headed off.

“And I better bring Hammah to Pibb. He should be able to fix him,” Avenger said as well, waving goodbye to the Flan-I and the alien, steering Hammah along through the crowd.

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Everyone, it seems, in Teh City had been taking it slow, resting and relaxing after the harrowing experience with The Spooky Door. No one thought an old threat would soon descend upon Teh City once more, as Ronald McDonald, and his luggage of Rush and Cojo headed into the city.

He would be there soon, and then, the real fun would begin...

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Dark Phazon - August 29, 2007 07:20 PM (GMT)
It's Rikku! Not Ryukku!!

Interesting story, so far.

AGodofIrony - August 30, 2007 02:43 AM (GMT)
Dark Phazon: You would be correct! I fixed it. Not sure where I got that other spelling from! Glad you like it DP!

Not sure when Part 2 will be out though.

Dark Phazon - August 30, 2007 04:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (AGodofIrony @ Aug 29 2007, 10:43 PM)
Dark Phazon: You would be correct! I fixed it. Not sure where I got that other spelling from! Glad you like it DP!

Not sure when Part 2 will be out though.

Well, that's the Japanese spelling (at least of how those speaking Japanese would say her name), as well as what I used for the Rikku clone character I used for TNT, as well as the incorrectly-spoken name Cougar calls her in SW3 (and also in SW2, but that was only in one post, near the very beginning of SW2 when they actually were still in the same area).

And yes, part 2 needs to come along!

GoldenSama - September 6, 2007 08:42 PM (GMT)
Computer viruses as well as the cold virus have delayed me from reading this until now, and for that, I apologize!

Now...

SWEET POTATO PIE OF PICNICS!!!

This is... words don't... brain can't... geez, I sound like I saw that movie... heh... nice touch, by the way. XD

BUT SERIOUSLY: THIS IS WONDERFUL ON A LEVEL THAT WORDS CANNOT RIGHTFULLY DESCRIBE HOW AMAZINGLY AWESOME AND AMAZING IT IS.

:D


Clown Prince of Crime - September 6, 2007 09:02 PM (GMT)
Sorry I haven't commented on this, yet. ^_^; Anywho, this is sheer awesomeness! I really like it... though I'm left wondering just what game it is that the Spoon and Darth Phazon were playing.

Anywho, good stuff! Ronald McDonald and the Burger King have returned! Hmmm... have Jack and the Taco Bell Dog ever appeared in SK&WS before?

AGodofIrony - September 6, 2007 11:30 PM (GMT)
GoldenSama: No problem GS! Glad you liked it, and as soon as Cojo's not as busy, we should be able to get Part Two ready!

The Spoon: You can't figure out the came you and Phazon are playing? Chutes and Ladders! And I don't think the Taco Bell dog's been around, but I think Jack might have had a cameo of sorts, though GS would know better then me.

Crystal Rose - September 7, 2007 01:40 AM (GMT)
ZOMG I am SO slow! How did I just notice this was here?!?! XD

AWESOME JOB!!! AMAZING!!! TOTALLY COOL! ETC. ETC. ETC....

:D Seriously this is awesome, I cannot wait for more!

Dark Phazon - September 7, 2007 01:59 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (AGodofIrony @ Sep 6 2007, 07:30 PM)
You can't figure out the came you and Phazon are playing? Chutes and Ladders!

I didn't know what Spoony and Phazon were playing either. Never played that game, nor seen anyone playing it before in my life. :LOL:

I thought it was something like Candy Land or something (another board game I haven't played before,, though for whatever reason I think I remember seeing slides or similar on the board design...). XD

AGodofIrony - September 7, 2007 02:14 AM (GMT)
Crystal Rose: Better late then never! Thanks C_R!

Phazon: I just chose a board game I knew that I remember playing when I was a little kid, and was fairly simple. Chutes and Ladders emerged.

Clown Prince of Crime - September 7, 2007 03:49 AM (GMT)
Heh, I've never played it, either, that's why I couldn't figure it out, but... oh, well! XD

GoldenSama - September 7, 2007 05:30 AM (GMT)
I played Chutes and Ladders when I was younger. Couldn't tell you a thing about the game, though... it's been ages.

Anyway, as to answer Spoony's question about the Taco Bell Dog... well, to be honest, I don't know. I could have sworn I once used him as the guard dog to LASOOF HQ... but maybe that was something I planned and never did. I do that a lot. A lot, a lot.

Anyway: The thing I love most about this story is how you incorporated nearly all of the main characters in some capacity. ^^ That's insanely hard to do, so major props to you guys for being able to pull it off.

Clown Prince of Crime - September 7, 2007 07:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (GoldenSama @ Sep 6 2007, 10:30 PM)
Anyway: The thing I love most about this story is how you incorporated nearly all of the main characters in some capacity. ^^ That's insanely hard to do, so major props to you guys for being able to pull it off.

Ya, no kidding. XD

Shadowlover19 - September 14, 2007 02:08 AM (GMT)
Really good Sporky! I hope you and Cojo get a chance to update soon!

And... how have you guys never heard of Chutes and Ladders? Where I live if you didn't know what it was you've never owned a board game before! lol, but that may be because I still have my childhood board games still.

AGodofIrony - September 14, 2007 04:31 AM (GMT)
A.N. You know, it's funny the one children's game I chose for Spoony and Phazon to be playing was one neither of them played!

And, now, all the characters will have been used by the end of this Part! And I must say, I outdid myself. I hope you guys don't see what comes at the end.

Now...Let's go!

The Adventures of Super Kimi and Wonder Sama

Return of the King

Chapter II: United and Divided


L.A.S.O.O.F.

The Legion of Abused and Starved Obsessors Over Foodstuffs, an ancient group of food mascots and lovers, It’s had several leaders over the years, founded the original Flan-I Pepper, more commonly known as Soda. Then, in Soda’s twisted plot, The King took command of L.A.S.O.O.F., and then was sealed away, along with Ronald for a later time by Soda himself. Then, Aunt Jerima took over for a while, helping to shape L.A.S.O.O.F. into the criminal organization it is today.

Finally, Darth CHoW, formally the Flan-I and Super Kimi’s best friend Rush, took command, placing Mojo Cojo, later known as Darth Rowen, in second-in-command.

From time to time, Rowen would lead L.A.S.O.O.F. when CHoW was not around or incapacitated.

But Pepper’s influence had not be scourged from the food themed villains’ lair. Their was still an elite core of L.A.S.O.O.F., ones more powerful then the rest, that would pledge more loyalty over Pepper or The King, then CHoW.

It was these members that The King now brought to him, in preparation for an attack on Teh City, as his faithful French Fry Samurai delivered the reunited Rush, and the turned good Cojo to the Flan-I Temple.

And no one seemed to know what was coming…

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Contrary to popular belief, the first ones to stand up to L.A.S.O.O.F. were the Custard-Is, one of the many reasons that Pepper and L.A.S.O.O.F. strove to wipe them all out.

Pibb had seen the danger that Pepper was trying, and fought against L.A.S.O.O.F., along with the Custard-Is who heeded his call, but, alas, the Custard-Is were not physically powerful, and spread out more, and fell, one by one to the Elite Members of L.A.S.O.O.F., until only Pibb remained.

Now, Pibb seemed to be the last of the Soda Three, the last one alive, though he was aging. The Custard-I Order had been reborn, though currently only held three members, including Pibb himself.

The Mystic Custard, the Custard equivalent to the Flan’s Master Flan, was in the hands of the only evil Custard-I to date known, and he seemed to show little intention of switching sides.

Many of these thoughts went through Pibb’s head as he looked towards his students, Avenger and Hammah, the latter of which was finally able to communicate properly.

Of all the people in Teh City, he should have known what was going to happen.

Unfortunately, he didn’t, and even The Spoon did not know. No one did.

L.A.S.O.O.F. was coming.

And this time…They were prepared.

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It was calm in the Flan-I Temple. HA was tinkering in his workshop, Crystal Rose and Tazzy were watching some Kim Possible, and all seemed well with the world for now.

That soon changed, as the front door was sliced open by a giant French Fry, a red headed clown popping his head through the gash, a wild look in his cold evil eyes.

“Knock, knock! Delivery for the Flan-I!” Ronald cackled, stepping back and tossing Rush and Cojo forward, as they landed in the hallway of the temple with small thuds.

Rushing from their respective parts of the Temple, the three Flan-I soon found themselves face to face with L.A.S.O.O.F.’s new second-in-command, who had redrawn his French Fry Sword.

“You!” HA spat, pulling out his H and A sabers from beneath his cloak. He seemed more intent on the enemy right now then the showing of Rush and Cojo. For all he knew right now, that was the good half of Rush, and Ronald was showing his revenge against Rowen…

“Rush, Wen-Wen!” Crystal Rose shouted, rushing forward, though HA stopped her with an outstretched arm.

“No…It’s probably a trap,” he said coldly, glaring towards Ronald.

“Oh, no trap!” Ronald grinned, showing off his rotten yellow teeth, “And that’s not little Wen-Wen anymore. The King shows his ‘goodwill.’ That Rush is a full person again, and Cojo’s back to being good!”

The Flan-I paused, absorbing this new information, Crystal Rose looking imploringly towards HA.

“Really then?” Tazzy wondered, speaking up now, secretly taking an Earth Bending stance, “Why should we believe you?”

“Because if you don’t, well, I guess that means you don’t accept The King’s offer…And I’ll kill you all and serve you as McNuggets!” Ronald answered, a gleam in his eyes. He was itching to fight.

“We need to be careful…He beat Kimi,” Crystal Rose muttered, pulling out her own pink saber.

“But he lost to Rowen,” HA added, “I can beat him…In fact, I already have.”

Suddenly from behind Ronald, a giant metal sword swung down at him, shaped from the remains of the Flan-I’s door by HA’s nanites, and controlled with the Flan.

Ronald twisted around, slicing the sword with his French Fry Saber, laughing.

“GO!” HA yelled, taking command in the fight, rushing forward with his now activated sabers, Tazzy breathing deeply and bringing her arms together, while Rose used her mastery over the Flan to move Rush and Cojo out of the way.

Earth shot up from the ground beside Ronald, who was forced to use his French Fry to block the earth, using it like a wedge. It stopped the earth, but it meant he was now weaponless!

“Got yah!” HA declared, his sabers spinning with all the colors on them, stabbing and slicing at Ronald.

The demented clown quickly jumped backwards, out of way, but then found himself falling a lot farther then that jumped should have brought him.

Tazzy had made a giant hole as well!

“Yahhhhh!” Crystal Rose shouted, running towards the hole, waving her arms, then throwing them downwards, sending a pressurized wave of air straight into it, sending the clown further into the hole at a much faster rate. Tazzy then stepped forward as well and changed her stance, then shot fire out from her fist with the air, blazing with more power from said air, and burning Ronald as well…

HA grinned as the two stopped, then Tazzy closed the hole off. It looks like they had defeated Ronald.

“Now,” HA said, turning towards the still unconscious Rush and Cojo, “We can figure out-”

However, he never did finish that sentence, as a striped arm flew from the ground beneath him, grabbing his leg as the rest of Ronald McDonald appeared, spinning HA around like a rag doll and sending him flying off into a nearby building, and a few more after that as well!

HA desperately wished he was still a Flantom at this time…Kimi was right, being thrown through buildings hurt.

Crystal Rose and Tazzy paused, as Ronald held up his hand, and his French Fry Saber floated back towards it.

“Who’s next?” he grinned, raring to fight.

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“From now on Phazon, keep better track of your party,” Spoony muttered as he and Phazon reentered Spoony’s office, Spoony slightly soaked from Ema’s luminol, TS, Rikku, and Ema behind them.

“Spoony!” Jeremy shouted, as he entered, “We just got a report! Someone’s attacked the Flan-I Temple, plus, some of the nearby buildings have gotten some holes in them…”

“What?!” Spoony shouted, “Who’s attacking? Are they okay? Who made those holes?”

“We’re not sure yet, but it’s serious. Witnesses say HA was seen being thrown through the buildings. Thankfully he landed on a conveniently placed mattress, and is heading back to the Flan-I Temple,” Jeremy answered, looking worried.

The Spoon rarely ever got frightened, the same for Phazon, but both lost some color in their faces when they heard that HA had been thrown through the buildings. If someone had been good enough to do that…

The computer suddenly beeped, and Jeremy hurried over to it, and began typing rapidly. Now, his face paled even more.

“Sp-spoony…” Jeremy muttered, “It’s…It’s…Ronald…”

“What?!” Spoony shouted in shock, “I thought he was killed!”

“And if he’s back…” Phazon began, “Then…”

There was a pause, as everyone in the room processed this information.

“The King!” Spoony shouted, “I better get Kimi and Sama and help out myself! We need this contained and quickly!”

“Wait!” Phazon interrupted, “Get Kimi and Sama, but go guard the Master Flan with Joha. The King might be after it again. I’ll go help the others against Ronald.”

“But…”

“You know it’s smarter. TS, you’re my student, you’re coming with me. Rikku, Ema, you never had to follow me, and this is dangerous, I won’t put it past you if you decide to leave,” Phazon said, then turned to his companions.

“Cha! I have an idea!” Lum suddenly spoke up, “They can help me guard Spoony’s Office, cha!”

“Good!” Spoony said, “There is the possibility The King might head here first, and if he does, send word as quickly as possible!”

“I suggest contacting the Custard-I too…If The King is back, we’ll need all the help we can get,” Phazon added, and Spoony nodded in agreement.

The Spoon then headed to his office to contact Kimi and Sama, plus get some necessary supplies, while Phazon and TS took off.

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“You got logged!”

“KIMI!!!”

“AHHHH!”

“Emergency!” Spoony shouted, appearing on the TV Screen, his shouting and sudden appearance giving Kimi a slight fright, “Ronald’s back, and he’s attacking the Flan-I Temple! You and Sama need to go and help them, NOW!”

“What?! That creep! I thought Wen-Wen killed him!” Kimi shouted, “And Sama’s off with Blackfire. I don’t know where!”

“Of all the times…Well, get there yourself then! We don’t have time to go looking for him! I’m going to guard the Master Flan with Joha in case The King is after it again. Now move out!”

Spoony disappeared from the screen, which now showed a blank screen.

Kimi was angry…Angry enough she didn’t care if someone was taping her shows or not. Especially if The King and Ronald were back. What had happened to CHoW or Rush then…?

She flew off in a storm towards the Flan-I Temple.

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“Guys!” Spoony shouted, appearing on the small television the Custard-I Temple had, immediately getting the attention of the three Custard-I.

Pibb was silent, then his eyes opened wide, as he had then felt outwards once Spoony had appeared…

“We need you at the Flan-I Temple! It’s under attack!” Spoony shouted.

“Right!” Hammah shouted, getting up and grabbing his bag. Avenger paused to revel in the irony for a few seconds before making his sabers were at the ready.

“And by any chance do you know where Sama is?” The Spoon asked. Pibb had already headed out the door, though he wasn’t able to move to fast.

“At the movie theatre with Blackfire,” Avenger answered.

“One of you needs to get him then! We’ll need everyone!” Spoony ordered.

“I got him!” Hammah shouted, “Come on Avenger!”

Avenger nodded and headed out with Hammah, and the two headed off in separate directions, Hammah to get Sama, and Avenger towards the Temple.

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Kimi never saw it coming.

She was flying full speed towards the Flan-I Temple, when a giant blob of disgusting neon orange cheese hit her full on the face, causing her to stop and fall slightly, until she ripped it off her face with a disgusted look on it.

“Eww, gross! Who shot that?” Kimi demanded, looking downwards, then paused, eyes widening.

Down on the ground was The King, and standing next to him was the Cheeseasaurs Rex, holding up his umbrella at Kimi.

“Thank you Rex. Now, join the others and attack the Temple. I’ll take care of their little hero,” The King smiled, and Cheeseasaurus Rex bowed low, then hurried off.

“Grrr…” Kimi growled, then flew down like a bullet, punching at The King, her fist being caught in his open hand.

“You stand no chance against me Kimi,” The King laughed, “You will lose.”

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“This is not a pretty site to return to…” HA muttered, stepping to the side lightly as a plume of fire shout out towards him, Colonel Sanders with his robotic arm grinning, holding up his hands to snap again.

L.A.S.O.O.F. had appeared in full force, among them Colonel Sanders, Jack, the Taco Bell dog, and more. Some of the baddest of the food organization had come to the Flan-I’s door stop, and it was still just HA, Crystal Rose, and Tazzy against them…

“DIE!” Ronald shouted, racing forward, swinging his saber in a powerful slashing move…

A crackle of energy, and Ronald was surprised to see a silver saber block it, being held by the formerly evil Phazon.

Light glinted from the Flan-I’s sunglasses, smirking slightly.

“Sorry it took me so long to get there. The odds are a little more even now though,” Phazon grinned, “Spoony was going to come, but I told him he would be more needed elsewhere…”

“Appreciate the help…” HA said, though a little warily.

Phazon pushed Ronald back, then switched his saber to his left hand, then drew his Zanpakto with his right.

Phazon rushed at Ronald, and the two began a deadly saber dance, the powerful Flan-I who might even be able to rival The Spoon, having been trained under Soda as well, showing off his considerable saber skills.

HA let out a cry like a banshee, jumping upwards and bringing his sabers to bear on the other members of L.A.S.O.O.F., and soon found himself being tri-teamed by Jack, Tony, and Chester.

Crystal Rose shot forward, using her air bending to push her forward along with the Flan, and fired Flan Lightning at another group and slicing with her saber.

Tazzy raced forward, breaking apart the ground and using it along with her fire bending and saber skills.

TS, the most inexperienced of the group, did his best, fighting those who he could with his own saber.

They were still horribly outnumbered though.

However, soon, a new warrior joined the fight, Avenger racing in, slicing with the saber in his hand and the saber he had floating around him, screaming in primal fury at L.A.S.O.O.F.

Avenger knew now, as Pibb had explained to him when he joined him, that it was L.A.S.O.O.F. and Soda who had wiped out the Custard-I, and the former rage he felt towards the Flan-I, he now transferred to L.A.S.O.O.F., and soon found himself fighting off both the Colonel and Jack.

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“Excuse me, coming through! SAMA!” Hammah yelled, moving through the crowd and forcing himself into a theatre, an usher behind him, futilely trying to stop him.

Inside the theatre, people were now grumbling and complaining, as Hammah began to shine a flashlight over everyone.

“Aww…Potatoes!” Sama muttered, getting up from his seat, “What is it Hammah?”

“The Flan-I Temple is under attack! You’re needed!” Hammah answered, and Sama’s eyes opened wide.

“Oh no! Sorry Blackfire honey, but I’m needed!” Sama shouted, and jumped into the alleyway, then followed after Hammah, Blackfire simply shaking her head.

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“Come on! We’re moving the Master Flan to my office for now!” Spoony said, appearing in the doorway of the small temple Joha, along with Agumon, was now in, since the K Tower was being rebuilt. She could be staying at the Flan-I Temple, but decided against it after HA had tried to dissect Agumon to see how he worked.

“What?!” Joha shouted, “Why?”

“Ronald’s back, and that probably means The King is back!” Spoony answered, walking up towards the Master Flan.

“Alright then…Agumon!” Joha shouted, handing the Digimon a box of Chinese food she had been eating, who hungrily devoured it.

Agumon dashed outside, as Joha told him to do before he…

“Agumon! Digivolve to…” Agumon shouted, glowing, then getting larger, “Greymon!”

Joha and Spoony moved the Master Flan outside, and Greymon bent down and picked it up, resisting the urge to eat it, and, Spoony and Joha sitting on his head now, followed The Spoon’s directions to a safer spot…

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Kimi was thrown straight into the ground, the fist of The King barreling into her stomach painfully, the Ring on his finger spinning madly.

Raising his fist, The King brought his French Fry Saber down to bear, but was blocked, the hurt Kimi catching the tip in her hands, pushing back against it, her arms shaking badly.

This wasn’t good. The King seemed to be stronger then before, and Kimi hadn’t even managed to land a hit! Plus, she didn’t know if anyone would be coming to help, as it seemed everyone was converging on the Flan-I Temple…

“Just surrender Kimi…Or better yet, join us! Join L.A.S.O.O.F.! You are a lover of cake, and have part of the Master Flan in you,” The King offered, his cold evil face peering down at Kimi as he pressed his sword harder towards Kimi. “You will be a top member. Under Ronald though, of course. He has always been loyal.”

“H-ha!” Kimi shouted back, “I wouldn’t even play second fiddle to you, much less third! I’m the hero, no way you’re going to beat me!”

“Fool,” The King simply answered, and pressed harder, Kimi’s arms being bent closer towards the ground. She felt her elbows touch the ground…

“You know, normally I hate cold fries, but in this case, I’ll make an exception,” a new voice rang out.

Kimi groaned. Not him here too!

Suddenly, The King was being covered in ice, and Kimi was able to push him off, as the current L.A.S.O.O.F. leader was frozen!

Turning towards the side, Kimi groaned again, seeing her clone floating there, ice encased around his hands.

“What are you doing here?!” Kimi accused, pointing a finger towards Jimi, “I’m the hero!”

“Is that the thanks I get for saving your life?” Jimi growled back, “And I’m here to help! As is the Professor and the rest of T.H.E.M.! After all, we can’t let L.A.S.O.O.F. beat you guys before we do!”

“Well I have this under control! You can go home now!” Kimi huffed, crossing her arms.

As the two argued, neither noticed that The King had quietly unfrozen himself, and was watching the two with mild interest. He glanced towards his saber, and an evil idea formed in his mind…

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Crystal Rose ducked a punch from the Green Giant, only to find a bowling ball being thrown at her from Fred Flintstone!

“Reflect!”

A sphere of energy erupted around the Flan-I, sending the bowling ball back towards Fred!

There was a sudden lull in the fighting, and everyone looked towards the direction of the voice.

Smirking, The Spork had his Keyblade out, pointing towards them, and behind him was the rest of T.H.E.M., most of them in some sort of battle suit.

“Alright, T.H.E.M.! We can’t let these losers win! For now, we aid the Flan-I and the Custard-I! Attack!” The Spork shouted.

Now, the odds had shifted. With the added aid of T.H.E.M., the numbers were about normal. It seemed that they might be able to win, even with Ronald still up and fighting!

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“I got this!” Kimi shouted, “Now go!”

“No way! I’m helping! I’m in more control of my powers then you are!” Jimi argued back.

“It’ll be easier to simply let you two kill each other…” The King suddenly spoke up, and Kimi and Jimi both turned suddenly, as The King held up his saber, his Ring spinning wildly.

“Uh oh…” Kimi muttered.

Kimi quickly too to the sky, Jimi taking her cue and flying upwards as well.

The King laughed, then, with relative ease, floated up after them.

Above the buildings for all to see, The King held up his saber, Kimi and Jimi glaring at him, both ready to fight.

He slashed, a black void appearing in front of him, growing larger and grabbing at the hero and her clone…

They fought, but slowly, they were being pulled in…

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Sama and Hammah paused suddenly, rushing towards the Temple. They saw the void suddenly appear above Teh City, and the figures of Kimi and Jimi being pulled into it…

At the outskirts of Teh City, Spoony, Joha, and Greymon paused, seeing the void, The King, Kimi, and Jimi…

The fighting at the Flan-I Temple suddenly ceased, everyone looking over towards the void as well, Ronald laughing manically, the Flan-I looking scared, The Spork as well, as Jimi was being pulled in as well…

Heading towards The King, Pibb stopped, swearing under his breath. He had been to late.

With a sickening sensation, Kimi and Jimi were sucked into the void, the portal closing up, leaving them stranded, trapped.

The King laughed, his voice spreading across all of Teh City, and everyone knew that the worst was about to begin…

Crystal Rose - September 14, 2007 05:11 AM (GMT)
ZOMG another awesome part AGoI!!!1 Seriously....This is freakin' awesome :D

QUOTE
“Because if you don’t, well, I guess that means you don’t accept The King’s offer…And I’ll kill you all and serve you as McNuggets!” Ronald answered, a gleam in his eyes. He was itching to fight.


For some reason this made me laugh for quite awhile. Maybe I just imagined it or something XD

Flan-I Mcnuggets!

I can't wait for more!

AGodofIrony - September 14, 2007 05:18 AM (GMT)
The Pink Flan-IIt's soylent greenlicous! Glad you liked it, and next part will hopefully be just as awesome!

Avenger29 - September 14, 2007 05:32 AM (GMT)
“Gummy bears…Bah…Kill them all…”

Gah... Avenger really warped poor Hammah's mind with that movie!

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AGodofIrony - September 14, 2007 05:36 AM (GMT)
Fellow Custard-I: That he did! And what's with the picture?

Dark Phazon - September 14, 2007 05:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (AGodofIrony @ Sep 14 2007, 01:18 AM)
It's soylent greenlicous!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

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Nice part 2! Now a part 3 is needed!
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By the way, isn't it Mojohanna, not Joha?

AGodofIrony - September 14, 2007 06:02 AM (GMT)
Phazon: I thought the names were interchangable, like Spork/AGoI, or Rowen/Wen-Wen (Please don't kill me Cojo... :heh: )

And yes, Part III is needed. Maybe the weekend?

Avenger29 - September 14, 2007 06:16 AM (GMT)
Heh, the pic is of great awesomeness.

You've received the Lee Chaolan Thumb Of Approval™.

Shadowlover19 - September 14, 2007 05:19 PM (GMT)
Awesome second episode AGoI!

tailsonic15 - September 14, 2007 09:54 PM (GMT)
Great job, AGoI! The Suspense! The action! The.....Flan-I McNuggets?

XD Awesome.

Clown Prince of Crime - September 14, 2007 10:00 PM (GMT)
Awesomeness, as per usual, AGoI! ^_^

Though DP is right about Mojohanna. It's sorta how I'm never called CPoC in the stories, nor is Wonder Sama ever GoldenSama or Super Kimi is never Kimiko. :p

At least, that's the impression I always got...

Anywho, awesomeness! It's really great how you're using all the characters! And the sudden appearance of Agumon was awesome! :D

Avenger29 - September 15, 2007 10:32 AM (GMT)
Finally got around to reading part 2.

Wow.

Avenger dishes out the buttkickery in that one.

Once again, you get the thumb of approval. I'd post it again, but I'm afraid that two thumbs on one page would be too much to handle.

The internet would implode on itself.

But once again, awesome stuff. I seriously don't know how you (And I don't mean just Sporky alone. I mean all of you guys.) do it.

AGodofIrony - September 20, 2007 04:37 AM (GMT)
Chapter III! Woot!

I’m not as happy with this chapter as with Chapter II…Cojo was suppose to write a good chunk of this, but since he’s gone and he wanted me to continue the story, well…

There were some finer points I forgot to find out, mainly considering what’ll happen with Cojo/Rowen now that Cojo is in charge. I decided to take the same way Cojo went down in ‘The Rift’ RP storyline a while ago. I hope this is good…

Chapter IV, however, was a chapter I was suppose to write. a lot of. Chapter V would be Cojo’s…

HOPEFULLY Cojo will be back before then, so we continue with the plan we had there, since, frankly, it’s something I can’t do.

Anyways, this chapter includes more fighting. The Spoon, Phazon, and The Spork kinda gang up on The King, we have some Avenger Origins, Pibb gets really angry, and more.



The Adventures of Super Kimi and Wonder Sama

Return of the King

Chapter III: Hope Lost

“Kimi…” Sama muttered, eyes wide as the hero of Teh City was pulled into the void, along with her ‘evil’ clone.

“Brother!” Hammah shouted, as Jimi was said clone.

“Spuds!” Sama cursed, “I should have stayed with Kimi at the tower! It’s my job to be the sidekick and help!”

“It’s okay Sama…” Hammah said, looking towards the person he was cloned from, “None of us knew The King would have come back, especially now!”

Sama merely frowned, then the two continued towards the Flan-I Temple.

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The King sheathed his French Fry Saber carefully, eyes closed as he felt all the auras about him. He could feel the Master Flan on the move, heading towards Spoony’s Office. He also felt the battle going on at the Flan-I Temple, both the Flan-I and Custard-Is there working together.

Laughing again, he flew towards the Flan-I Temple to join in the fight.

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Phazon sliced with his Flan Saber and Zanpakto, beating back Ronald in an one on one fight, the demented clown laughing all the time and blocking his blows with his giant French Fry.

Then, Ronald used his free hand to reach into his pocket, and pulled out what appeared to be a piece of meat.

“Die!” Ronald shouted, clenching it in his left fist, then shooting forward, catching Phazon by surprise and punching him straight in the chest, sending the Flan-I backwards at an alarming rate, smashing into the wall of the Flan-I Temple.

Phazon sighed and got up shakily, then sheathed his Zanpakto, and held up his left hand, switching his saber to his right.

Electricity grew in his outstretched hand, and Ronald charged now, holding his sword pointed towards Phazon’s heart.

The formerly evil Flan-I smirked, then brought his left hand forward, and lightning sparked from it, barreling forward, this time taking Ronald by surprise, throwing him back into the dirt.

“No match for me!” HA grinned, spinning his sabers madly in his hands, reflecting Crunch Cannon attacks from Captain Crunch and Jon LeFoot.

Fire suddenly burst around HA, and the pyro was forced to move away, as Colonel Sanders stepped forward, snapping his fingers and sending more waves of fire towards the former flantom, leading him away from the battle and into a better place to be fried.

HA growled as he gripped his sabers, forced to keep dodging, when a floating gray saber circled around him, then barreled towards the Colonel, who was forced to duck.

“You’re dead!” Avenger shouted, rushing forward, the one who had controlled the saber, holding up his other one in his hands, and slashed madly at the Colonel, giving HA a chance to get back into the fight.

“A Custard-I? Oh, I haven’t killed one of those in a long time!” the Colonel laughed, “Your Order was so weak, it was like frying chicken in a fryer!”

Avenger growled, slicing at the Colonel’s knees, who jumped and avoided it, then blasted a powerful plume of fire towards the Custard-I.

He managed to block most of it with his floating saber, but was sent flying backwards from the heat and explosion, his saber unable to contain all the heat.

Avenger landed in a heap, and the Colonel stepped forward, a gleam in his eyes.

“You know…Your fighting style, your face…seems familiar…” the Colonel mused, rubbing his chin with his non robotic arm, “Ah! That’s it. I destroyed your family, didn’t I child? I missed you though, out on a solo training mission or something?

Avenger picked himself up carefully, pulling out an extra saber he had and letting it float around him. However, the Colonel’s words made him freeze…

“No…” he said, eyes wide, “It…it was you…”

“I…I had taken one of my father’s saber. I wanted to prove I was an able Custard-I. I left the house to train myself, but when I returned…There was nothing left. Everything was razed to the ground. I went to the next village, where I heard rumors of the Flan-I Soda wiping out the Custard-I and more…I went into hiding…My family…He…HE KILLED THEM!”

“Yes…You remember, don’t you?” The Colonel laughed, “I thought perhaps you were so disillusioned, you’d give up Custard. I guess I was wrong!”

He held up his robotic hand, ready to fire.

“A Custard-I does not give up. Even if we are outpowered and outmanned, we’ll beat them with our minds. Remember, Avenger, Hammah. That is how a Custard-I fights, with our minds.”

Avenger growled and gripped his saber, glaring towards the Colonel.

“NO WAY! I’m not letting you kill me!” Avenger shouted, Custard energy erupting around him. “Gate of the Custard-I: First Mind Gate Unlock! Gate of Knowledge!”

The Colonel paused. He had never seen this technique, for good reason. The only ones who had used it was Pibb and The Spork.

Avenger rushed forward, using the Custard aura around him to artificially increase his speed and strength, almost like one manipulating a puppet.

Saber in the air spinning madly, Avenger sliced and diced, forcing the Colonel back into the fight…

“Come on Tazzy! Let’s get them!” Crystal Rose grinned, as she stood by Tazzy. The two let go of their sabers, and Crystal Rose spun her hands, creating a whirlwind of air surrounding them, the miscellaneous L.A.S.O.O.F. members being sucked into it, going at high speeds around them.

Tazzy grinned and stomped the ground, raising her arm up at the same time, a stone wall appearing from the ground suddenly in the middle of the whirlwind, and everyone who had been sucked into it was then smashed into the wall.

“Alright!” Tazzy shouted, “That worked great!”

“Oh no…” Crystal Rose suddenly muttered, looking ahead at the wall, which seemed to be cracking.

“OH YAH!”

The Kool Aid Man burst through the wall suddenly, giving the two female Flan-I a thumbs up, Hawaiian Punch behind him.

“Hey…Would Kool Aid technically be water?” Tazzy wondered, looking towards her friend, who then brightened up considerably.

“It is…Alright, I’ll deal with him, and you get the Hawaiian Punch guy!” Crystal Rose grinned, holding up her hands and beginning to swirl them…

“Hawaiian…PUNCH!” the L.A.S.O.O.F. member in question shouted, punching forward at high speeds at Tazzy, who grabbed her saber again, blocking the punch, and pushing him back, then twisting about, blasting a plume of fire at the liquid lover, burning him.

“Wooooah!” the Kool Aid man shouted, as the water-based liquid in his body began to swirl around dangerously, being manipulated by Crystal Rose’s Water Bending.

The Spork growled, blocking the Cheesasuarus Rex’s umbrella with his Keyblade, pushing back, then launching a Thundaga at him, which was absorbed by said umbrella.

The Cheesasaurus Rex grinned, pointing the umbrella towards the scientist, then fired some sort of putrid cheese substance at the Custard-I!

AGoI ducked to the side, though some of it got on the tip of his lab coat, and begin to eat at it.

“Hey!” The Spork yelled, quickly removing the lab coat with a thud, as the cloth began to dissolve away, revealing a few items held within it, “That was my favorite lab coat!”

“Hehehe…” the orange dinosaur laughed, twirling his umbrella around, “That won’t be all you lose.”

“Strike!” The Spork shouted, growling and throwing his Keyblade forward at high speeds, it spinning around and slamming into the dinosaur, who was thrown backwards, the Spork Keyblade reappearing in his hands. “Sonic!”

Dashing forward by using his magic, the Spork sliced at Cheeseasaurus Rex, who barely blocked with his umbrella. The two then began a close range fight with their respective weapons.

T.H.E.M. had also called in some robots and such to use against L.A.S.O.O.F., and it seemed, with the added support, they might actually be able to win.

That was, until a decisive slice from the sky came raining down, barreling into the ground and stopping everyone.

The King floated downwards, laughing as he looked towards the ones fighting L.A.S.O.O.F. in return, then with a flick of his wrist, sliced his French Fry Saber and took out most of the Sporkbots, Badniks, and SynthoDrones there.

“There goes that platoon…” AGoI muttered, sweat dropping.

“Now!” The King shouted, holding his hands out in a gesture of peace, “I will give you all one last chance. Join me and L.A.S.O.O.F., and you will survive. If you continue to fight me…Then you will all perish.”

Everyone was quiet, processing what was said. Phazon glanced towards HA, who nodded ever so slightly.

Suddenly, everyone moved.

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“I’m going to go help!” Spoony said, after the Master Flan had been placed in his office for now, “The King is there with the others, right?”

“Correct,” Jeremy answered, looking towards the computer screen, “He just got there…”

The Spoon nodded and headed out, Mojohanna following after him.

“Joha! Stay here and guard the Master Flan!” Spoony ordered.

“All the L.A.S.O.O.F.ers are at the Flan-I Temple, and if we can’t beat them there, then I certainly won’t be able to stop all of them,” the Flan Guardian pointed out, “Right?”

Spoony nodded. She had a point. “Alright then, hurry up!”

They ran outside where Greymon was waiting, then hurried towards the Flan-I Temple…

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HA leapt forward, taking Ronald by surprise, freeing up Phazon, who rushed towards The King, slicing his saber at the burger maker.

Saber met French Fry, and Phazon pushed against it, intent on slicing through and getting towards his opponent.

“Woah!” Kool Aid Man shouted, being thrust backwards by Crystal Rose’s Water Bending, smashing into the back of The King.

Tazzy slammed the ground and sent another wave of earth, flinging Hawaiian Punch to the side then slamming into The King as well, taking care not to hit Phazon as well.

HA was busy fighting Ronald, and Avenger was still jumping about and slicing at the Colonel.

Then, another figure appeared by Phazon, and The Spork added his Keyblade strength to pushing and slicing at The King, Cheeseasaurus Rex on the ground behind them, knocked out.

The King struggled slightly, as those who could started barreling their attacks on him.

And it didn’t help that a glowing green spoon suddenly went through his chest.

Phazon and Spork stepping back, The King faltered as Spoony removed his special Flan Saber, a determined look on his face.

“Well, that wasn’t so hard. Who’s next?” Spoony grinned, Mojohanna behind him, holding up her chopsticks, ready to bash some heads, and Greymon looming behind them.

“It takes more then that to kill me boy…” The King growled, and spun upwards, grabbing The Spoon by the throat and squeezing, taking Spoony by surprise.

“You should have listened to your master when he was alive,” The King growled.

Emerald lightning then shot forward, hitting The King, and causing him to release The Spoon, who used this opportunity to recover his Flan Saber and slice again, going straight through The King’s chest.

Phazon slashed as well, going downwards and in the middle, plus, The Spork added in a burst of Thundaga magic as well. Mojohanna added a particularly nasty ‘THUNK’ with her chopsticks to his head.

The King toppled apart, and for a brief second, it had seemed like they won yet again.

Sama and Hammah walked forward carefully, having just arrived, Sama‘s fingers still sparking his Emerald Lightning slightly. Even Ronald, HA, the Colonel, and Avenger had paused in their fight.

“FOOLS!” The King’s voice suddenly shouted, “I…am…Immortal!!!”

A yellow and red liquid erupted around the disembodied figure of The King, merging around him, then, The King stood back up, fully healed.

“Fools…You can not hope to defeat me…” The King laughed, slashing his saber around in a wide arc.

Energy erupted from it, spilling forth and hurting anyone who wasn’t a member of L.A.S.O.O.F., the Flan-Is and Custard-Is alike being thrown back bodily.

“Now, to finish this,” The King smiled wickedly, his masked face first glancing towards The Spoon, the biggest threat.

“Uh oh…” Spoony muttered, backing up quickly and pulling out his saber, blocking The King’s blow.

“T.H.E.M.!” AGoI shouted, getting up shakily, “You retreat and get more troops! I’ll stay here…”

Eggman, technically second-in-command of T.H.E.M., nodded, and pressed some buttons on his mecha. Soon, all of T.H.E.M. was hurrying off for repairs and to get more reinforcements. The Spork stayed because he couldn’t let someone else defeat The Spoon, plus, he wanted to help repay The King back for Jimi.

The King twisted his French Fry Saber, and Spoony’s green Flan saber went flying out of his reach and range.

Phazon and AGoI ran forward to help, but the next blow, it seemed, would end it…

There was a small flash of light, and The Spoon had blocked the French Fry Saber…

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“Owww…My head…” a voice muttered from within the Flan-I Temple. Getting up slowly, Rush looked around, quickly realizing where he was, then, remembering everything that had happened.

“Man…if he wasn’t evil, I’d thank him…” Rush sighed, then paused, looking over to the other figure, who had been awake for a little bit, but was pressed against the wall of the Temple, eyes wide.

“…Cojo?” Rush wondered. His aura didn’t feel evil, but scared, frightened.

“What…what’s happening?” Cojo shouted, looking towards Rush, “I was on a mission with Master Rose, and now…What happened? I saw you become evil, and now you’re good again! What happened, is Darth Phazon using some sort of illusion?”

Rush paused…Cojo, not Rowen, it seemed, was now in charge of things

“Cojo…?” Rush wondered, “A lot’s happened…You…”

Rush frowned. Just how was he going to explain things to his friend?

Thankfully, or not so thankfully, they were interrupted from a rather large explosions outside…

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“Could use…some help…” The Spoon muttered, hands raised as lightning was condensed in them, pushing back The King’s French Fry Saber.

Sama and Hammah nodded towards each other, and Sama fired forth emerald lightning again, making The King back off, while Hammah ran forward with two of his Custard Sabers drawn, then spun like a top, using his Custard powers to propel himself and slice at The King, forcing him back even more.

“Heh…Even together, you all can’t possibly hope to defeat L.A.S.O.O.F.!” The King laughed, and, both his arms were promptly sliced off.

Two sabers floated from The King, returning to their master. Already though, The King’s arms were reforming.

Pibb had finally made it, shaking with visible rage, sabers of all colors whizzing around him.

“You…” Pibb muttered, stepping forward, “All of you…Will pay for what you did to my Order…”

The last of the Soda Three, or at least the last alive within his own body, held up his hands, even more sabers appearing from his clothes, going at all the L.A.S.O.O.F. Members.

“Flan-I, Custard-I!” Pibb shouted, “I suggest you retreat and come up with a plan…I can hold them off, but only for so long. I will keep them contained here.”

“You’re an old fool Pibb,” The King laughed, “You can not contain us for any amount of time!”

More sabers whizzed around in the arm, slamming into The King at all angles, who fell to his knees.

“Go, now!” Pibb shouted.

HA took one last swipe at Ronald, then jumped back, shouting, “I hate to admit it, but just slicing and dicing isn’t going to let us win! We do need a plan!”

“To your office then, I would assume?” Phazon wondered, looking towards Spoony, who had ran off in the lull to retrieve his saber, then returned.

“Best place as any,” The Spoon muttered, not sure if he wanted to retreat.

“Then let’s go!” Mojohanna shouted, thunking her chopsticks together to make a surfboard.

“Wait, what about Coojie and Rush!” Crystal Rose shouted, “I’ll go get them!”

Crystal Rose ran towards the temple, where a few L.A.S.O.O.F. members attempted to attack her, but Pibb’s sabers stopped them.

“…I’ll help…” AGoI muttered, running off after the pink Flan-I. He still felt he owed Rowen after the escapade in the Realm of Darkness.

The King and Pibb faced each other, the Original Custard-I’s sabers keeping him contained, along with the rest, but, like Pibb said, it wouldn’t last forever…

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“Coojie! Rush!” Crystal Rose shouted, thinking they were still unconscious, but paused, seeing them awake, Rush’s forehead wrinkled in thought, Cojo looking frightened.

“Master Rose!” Cojo shouted, brightening up, “What’s happening?”

“No time to explain,” AGoI answered, entering as well, “We need to move, now!”

“Who are you?!” Cojo demanded towards the scientist, as Cojo had never met him.

“Come on Cojo,” Rush said, “We need to listen to them. I’ll explain later, okay?”

Cojo merely nodded and got up, and the four ran back outside, protected by Pibb’s sabers, the former Flan Killer’s eyes wide as he looked around at L.A.S.O.O.F…

Something seemed eerily familiar about all these faces…

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“I can’t believe we actually had to run away!” Avenger growled, pacing back and forth in Spoony’s office, putting his faith in Pibb that L.A.S.O.O.F. would be contained, at least for a little while.

“What are we going to do about The King and Ronald?” Tazzy wondered, “The others we can deal with, but those two…”

Everyone was quiet, with the exception of Rush and Cojo, who were in another room, Rush telling Rose he would explain things to the fellow Flan-I…

“Well…Our old…former…master, sealed them away. Perhaps we could do the same, and make sure they were locked away for good,” Phazon spoke up.

“Maybe something like I did with the Soup Nazi?” Spoony wondered. Sama and Hammah shared a glance.

“Maybe on a bigger scale,” Phazon answered, “Perhaps sealing them in the void…”

“But that’s where Kimi is right now!” Crystal Rose interjected.

“And Jimi…” AGoI added.

“And there’s the trouble of getting The King and Ronald in there as well,” HA spoke up, “Beat them back into it? Then we run the risk of getting pulled in ourselves.”

“And how do we seal it?” AGoI wondered, “I have my Keyblade, but I don’t think just one will be sufficient…”

Phazon glanced towards Spoony, who raised an eyebrow.

“Hey!” Sama suddenly said, an idea forming, “Cojo is good now, right? Well, couldn’t he use his Chaos Control to get Kimi and Jimi out, then help us open our way into it?”

“No go…” Crystal Rose sighed, “Coojie doesn’t seem to remember anything before he became evil…”

“And there’s the fact he might not be ‘Coojie’ anymore if he get The King banished. Or me staying whole as well,” Rush said, walking in now, Cojo behind him, looking stunned.

“What do you mean?” Tazzy wondered, confused.

“The King was the one who did this to us. If his influence leaves this world, it’s very possible that what he did will come undone,” Rush answered, “I’d split apart, but, it might be different with Cojo…He might have an internal battle or something…”

“So…” Sama began, thinking, “Maybe if Cojo was stronger then Rowen, he’d stay good!”

“We don’t have time…” Spoony interjected, “We need to defeat The King and Ronald…”

The rag tag team of Flan-I, Guardian, and Custard-I all glanced towards each other.

Their Hero was gone, banished into the Void, along with her clone. Their most powerful enemy had returned, and they didn’t seem to have any chance of defeating him…

Things did not look well…

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Hint for what’ll happen in Chapter IV. The Title: A Girl and Her Clone.

Avenger29 - September 20, 2007 04:46 AM (GMT)
HOLY MOTHER OF!

I completely approve of this chapter.

AGodofIrony - September 20, 2007 05:58 AM (GMT)
Fellow Custard-I: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! Origins are always interesting, even small note ones!

Clown Prince of Crime - September 20, 2007 08:10 AM (GMT)
So is, like, Agumon/Greymon someone who helps guard the temple? Just curious about that in case I ever decide to write an SK&WS story. Actually, I was supposed to write one a loooong time ago but I've been too lazy. Reading these new SK&WS stories has been getting me excited, though!

ANYWHO... that was sheer awesomeness! The King and the Spoon confront each other! How epic! Man, the return of the King sure is an incredibly big threat! It's taking everyone, both heroes and enemies, teaming up and it still doesn't seem to be enough!

Well, can't wait for Chapter IV! :D

Avenger29 - September 20, 2007 09:01 AM (GMT)
Amen to that. I feel an epic battle between Avenger and the Colonel coming on.

In the words of Knuckles... I'm getting seriously pumped up about this!

Shadowlover19 - September 20, 2007 11:48 AM (GMT)
That was really good AGoI! That really put me in a good mood since my little adventure in the hospital 2 days ago.

Update soon, I'm really excited for the next one.

AGodofIrony - September 20, 2007 06:02 PM (GMT)
The Spoon: Agumon came into being with the Shard Arc, and helped Mojohanna defeat the Colonel there, along with another, evil Digimon. So, I was pretty sure Agumon was still with her back in the SK&WSverse...

If I'm wrong, I can edit it! This would be GS's turf here.

Avenger: There will be several epic battles! Espicially when...Hehe, you'll guys will see. Something only Cojo knows about, besides me.

ShadowLover19: You were in the hospital? Well I'm glad this part helped you!

Crystal Rose - September 20, 2007 07:50 PM (GMT)
Awesome job AGoI!! Great battle!!! Sorry it took me so long to reply!!


AGodofIrony - September 20, 2007 08:03 PM (GMT)
Crystal Rose: No problem! And thank you, I'm glad you liked the battle(s)!

knuxallen10 - September 20, 2007 09:08 PM (GMT)
nice story!

Shadowlover19 - September 20, 2007 11:48 PM (GMT)
Yup, hospital, I was on a school trip and we were doing a trust exercise (And my friends didn't catch me) and I was in the hospital with a suspected spinal and ambulence rides aren't all their cracked up to be, at least there was nothing serious and I'm better now. Update soon!

knuxallen10 - September 21, 2007 12:58 AM (GMT)
wow, that must of hurt, im glad you made it out ok. i did the trust exersize with me friend and he didn't catch me either (luckly it was on grass). anyway glad your ok.

Shadowlover19 - September 21, 2007 01:56 AM (GMT)
Thanks Knuxallen, but man my friends r idiots. We had to stand on a plank about five feet up into a bunch of our friends. For some stupid reason they set themselves up with the strong people at my feet and the weak people with my head and the weak ppl couldn't catch me. It's rly not their faults, i just ran out of my pain killers and I've been in a bad mood (And my pillow became my new official BFF... we had a ceremony ) :heh:

knuxallen10 - September 21, 2007 02:59 AM (GMT)
pillow is your bff lol... my ps2 is mine, it helps me get throught th good time and bad. and its always there when i need it most ( i love you ps2, yes i do.). lol.




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