Finally, after all the wait, not only is their the conclusion to the Birthday Gnome Arc, but the finale of Return of the King!
Some new moves, some major team ups, and some definite DBZ and Pratchett influences in this part.
Hope you all enjoy…
The Adventures of Super Kimi and Wonder SamaReturn of the KingChapter V: Together We Stand “…Pibb is failing…”
Hammah paused after he said these words, and everyone looked outside, and saw that, indeed, the Original Custard-I was beginning to falter.
“No time then!” Avenger yelled, racing outside, into the hall, then towards the stairs, “We’ll just throw everything we have at them!”
“Idiot…” The Spork sighed, then ran after him, Hammah in pursuit as well.
“Spoon…?” Crystal Rose wondered, looking towards Teh City’s leader.
“…We attack. We’ll show L.A.S.O.O.F. just how strong The Flan is!” Spoony answered, clenching his fist, “Flan-I, let’s go!”
Nodding, the other Flan-I and Mojohanna followed after The Spoon as well, they and the Custard-I congregating outside.
Rush and Cojo were behind everyone, Rush holding his Flan Saber up, looking towards Cojo, “Are you…are you sure about this?”
“I’m not sure what’s happened,” Cojo answered, picking up the double bladed saber that he wielded as Rowen, “But right now, I am a Flan-I, and I have to perform my duty.”
Rush merely smiled and nodded, flicking on his blue saber, “Right! Let’s go!”
Pibb’s sabers whizzed through the air, then collected around the old Custard-I, back into his clothes, The King chuckling as he stepped closer to him, his French Fry Saber out and ready to strike.
“Now you join the other two,” The King laughed, and brought his saber up.
Red ki blew into him, Avenger charging forward, hands glowing. “Hang on Pibb-sensei! The Custard-I Order will not fall today!”
The King cursed and eyed Avenger, bringing his saber around to attack, but suddenly found a glowing green spoon and the sharp spork Keyblade to his back.
“Team up on The King?” Spoony wondered, glancing to his taller nemesis, AGoI.
“Sounds fine to me,” The Spork answered, and The King felt two blades penetrate his back, dropping his sword, slightly stunned.
Ronald McDonald smirked, then charged at the two, only to find lightning rip the ground where he was about to be, screeching to a stop.
“Hey…” Phazon said, holding up his silver Flan Saber and Zanpakto. “Ready for a rematch?”
Ronald sneered, then charged forward, bringing his French Fry Saber to bare, Phazon blocking it with his Zanpakto and swinging his other arm forward, his Flan Saber removing the right arm of Ronald.
As the arm dropped, and consequently the French Fry, Phazon attacked with a flurry of expertly placed sword strikes, smirking as he dodged the condiment rain.
“Wow…” TS muttered, ducking a blow from Fred and Flan Pushing him back, “Will I ever get that good?”
“Heh…” HA muttered, who was relatively close to the newest Flan-I, “Gotta practice kid.”
Phazon’s silver saber clashed with Ronald’s French Fry Saber again, Ronald having reformed like before.
“Hehehehehehahahahahaha!” Ronald laughed, “You can’t beat me, you can’t beat me!”
Phazon smirked, his sunglasses reflecting the light, then held out his hand, the one with his Zanpakto in it.
Flan Lightning glowed around it, sparking and cascading up the metal.
“What…-” Ronald began, but was caught off as the sword was plunged into his chest.
A split second later, lightning exploded inside Ronald, ketchup and mustard flying around the battlefield, splattering about.
“Reform from that,” Phazon said, then turned around to join in the fight against The King.
A striped arm gripped his ankles, and Phazon looked downwards, eyes widening beneath his sunglasses as Ronald burst from beneath the ground.
“Here’s…Ronald!” the clown laughed, and Phazon growled, slashing at him.
Their fight continued…
Sama grabbed unto Hammah’s arm, and threw him, using the Flan to help increase his strength, and Hammah went flying like a top, arm’s outstretched and sabers out, barreling through the L.A.S.O.O.F. enemies like a one man tornado.
Rush faltered, his saber stopping inches from his former allies when he was CHoW. He had, not an hour ago, been a part of them, been their leader, and now, he was fighting against them again. He knew though, that when, or if, The King was defeated, he would revert back to two people, and that the point would be moot.
“Rush!” Cojo shouted, slicing at one of the L.A.S.O.O.F.ers who attempted to attack the blue clad Flan-I, “Pay attention!”
“…Right!” Rush nodded, then held up his hands, Flan Pushing the opponents into other opponents.
Avenger fired red Ki blasts continuously at Colonel Sanders, who chuckled, blocking them with explosions of fire.
“I’ll kill you…” Avenger yelled, floating off the ground, his Custard Aura pulsating around him. “Grrr…Custard Gate…First one, Gate of Understanding…Unlock.”
Avenger’s Custard Aura flared about him, red eyes glowing with Custard energy, growling towards Colonel Sanders.
“Hmm…Interesting,” the Colonel chuckled, “Your father wasn’t able to do that. Let’s see how long it takes me to kill you!”
Fire shot from his hands, but Avenger’s floating saber whizzed forward and spun wildly, dissipating the flames then spiraling at the Colonel.
They sliced through his robotic arm, causing sparks, dangerously close to the gasoline.
“Argh! Careful you brat!” The Colonel growled, then his eyes widened, as a red blast of Ki hit him straight in the chest, falling backwards.
Avenger flew at him, his Custard Aura lifting him above the ground, gripping his other gray saber, which was slowly turning a dark red, Avenger’s Ki fusing into it momentarily.
“Boom…” Avenger said simply, placing his foot squarely on The Colonel’s chest, then stabbed the saber into The Colonel’s robotic arm, where the gasoline was held.
The arm exploded, sending Avenger flying backwards, hitting the ground hard.
“Heh…heh…” Avenger mumbled, gripping the ground, then pushing himself up slowly. “I think…I am…finished…”
“No time for a nap now!” Avenger heard somewhere above him, “The fight’s still on!”
The trench coat wearing Custard-I smirked and got back up, slowly. The Colonel was nowhere in site, but he thought he saw Tony pulling a struggling mass away.
Avenger growled. He could still sense The Colonel, but only weakly. He hadn’t gotten him.
“Revenge later! Fight now!” the same voice said, and Avenger turned, seeing Hammah grinning at him.
Avenger only nodded, then pulled out a spar saber and leapt back into the fight.
Spoon grunted, as the reformed King pushed against his Flan Saber, trying to break it.
“Thundaga!” Spork shouted, and The King bellowed, removing his saber from The Spoon’s striking at the Spork, who blocked it with his Keyblade, being forced back, not having the same physical prowess as a Flan-I.
Spoony swung his blade swiping at The King, who blocked it with a raised hand, clenching unto the green glow and glaring beneath his dark mask.
The King pushed and sent the Spoon backwards, Spoony being thrown a few feet away.
“Heh heh heh…” The King grinned, then held up his saber, and split it into two, then held two French Fry Sabers. “You lose!”
“Oh really now?” The Spork chuckled, then held up his hand, a metallic cylinder flying up into his left hand. “Watch this.”
A glowing blade erupted from it, it was white in color, and like the Spoon’s green saber being shaped like a giant Spoon, the Spork’s was, in fact, a giant spork shaped as well.
The King merely laughed and charged forward, bringing his sabers to bear, AGoI ducking backwards, and bringing his Keyblade and Custard Saber upwards, slicing at the King and using his Custard Aura to dance about and avoid being hit.
Flan sizzled in the air, and Spoony let out a yell, flipping upwards and slicing, bringing down one of The King’s arms.
Mustard flowed, and soon the arm was reattached to the L.A.S.O.O.F. tyrant, who laughed loudly, looking down on the two utensil warriors.
“Please, this is pointless. I shall win,” The King chuckled, holding his French Fry Sabers up.
He blurred suddenly, and The Spoon was tackled, his green saber flying upwards into the air, useless as The King lifted him up, flying upwards as well, Spoony trying to Flan his saber back, finding himself unable to.
An orb of energy surrounded Spoony, and The King laughed heartily again, “No escape Spoon. Now, I’ll send you into the Void!”
The King slashed the air, and the rift towards the Void opened up, drawing Spoony in his orb towards it.
“I’ll get him!” Greymon shouted, looking upwards, fire again his lips, ready to send a Nova Blast upwards.
“No!” Mojohanna yelled, “You could hit Spoony too!”
“FIRAGA!”
The King let out a yell, as The Spork pointed his Keyblade towards The King again, grinning, “And I should care about hitting The Spoon because…?”
The Spoon’s eyes opened wide. He was weaponless, and his Flan Lightning wasn’t able to break through the orb.
Or…was he?
The Spoon looked down at his hands, focusing. He hadn’t used this weapon in a long time. But now, he needed it.
Light filled the small orb, and it shattered, and a blade pierced through it.
“SPORK, LOCK THE VOID!” Spoony shouted from the rapidly dwindling source of light, “KEYBLADE, NOW!”
“Right!” Spork shouted, and aimed at the rip in the dimension The King had opened.
“Fools, what can you hope to accomplish?” The King chuckled.
Two beams of light, one from the ground, and one from the sky shot towards the rip.
The symbol of a keyhole flashed, then disappeared, the rip fading away.
“What?!” The King bellowed, not seeing a small cylinder fly by him as the light finally faded.
Floating with his Flan powers and now holding two spoon themed weapons, Spoony grinned, gripping his Spoon Keyblade in his right hand, his green Spoon Flan Saber in the other.
“…I knew it…” AGoI muttered from the ground.
“King…You’re going down…” Spoony grinned, floating downwards and landing, wiping some sweat from his brow, “Phew, hard to float like that…”
“So…you have a Keyblade too,” Spork said, looking over at it, “Interesting.”
“Seems we’re a bit more alike then you think, huh?” Spoony said, as The King floated down towards them.
“I’m still taller and smarter,” AGoI smirked, then charged forward at The King, bringing his blades to bear.
The Spoon merely chuckled and ran forward too, blades flashing.
HA spun his H Sabers expertly, the colored blades dancing, almost hypnotizing in the sword master’s fingers. He sliced through enemies and bashed away opponents.
Crystal Rose and Tazzy worked together again, the pink Flan-I using the Flan Push and her Air Bending to stir opponents around, the former farm girl using her Earth Bending to smash them.
Sama and Hammah worked together well, Sama’s blows and emerald lightning making the enemy reeling, Hammah running in for the finishing blow.
TS gripped his saber tightly, using the skills he had to fight off a few opponents, though made sure to stay by the others.
Greymon and Mojohanna fought off Captain Crunch and his ship, which was now partially on fire, but still working.
And through it all, on a small planet in another dimension, two desert loving super powered teens trained to help…
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“Man, this is boring!” Kimi whined, plopping down on the grass, “Can’t we learn something cool, like Spirit Bomb?”
“Yah!” Jimi nodded, also resting on the grass, “That would be awesome!”
“No…” King Kai sighed, shaking his head, “You barely learned this move on time! You now need to prepare yourselves for the final fight.”
We pointed over to the house, where a table was set up outside, loaded with food, including cake-flavored cake and pie-flavored pie.
Mouths watering, Kimi and Jimi floated over to it.
“This food will fill you up and bring you back to full power as well,” King Kai said, “Now eat, so you can get back to your dimension!”
Not having to be told twice, the two super powered teens began to eat eagerly.
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“Spoon!” Spork shouted, throwing his Spork Keyblade, and Spoony tossed him his green saber.
Wielding both Keyblades, The Spoon jumped forward and flipped in mid air, slicing The King’s chest, planting his feet to him then jumping backwards, flipping again, tossing The Spork his Keyblade back, who did likewise with Spoony’s saber.
“Show off,” AGoI muttered, holding his blades up, the white spork custard saber humming lightly.
“Hey, don’t have often I’m actually needed,” Spoony shrugged, “Nice to stretch my legs…And if you make a joke about that, I
will hurt you, temporary truce or not.”
“Perish the thought,” Spork grinned, “Now, back to the task at hand…”
The two charged forward towards The King, who seemed bored, almost like this was nothing.
“Enough,” he said simply, waving his hand which held the Ring, and a dark energy exploded from it, and all of his opponents, Spoon, Spork, Sama, Hammah, Phazon, TS, HA, Crystal Rose, Tazzy, Avenger, Mojohanna, and Greymon simply stopped, unable to move.
“What…what is this?” Avenger growled, trying to move.
“Now, I offer you this. You can join me as a slave and work unquestioningly for me, or die, right now, slowly and painfully,” The King said simply, holding up his hand, “What is it?”
All of them was silent, simply glaring at whichever L.A.S.O.O.F. member was closes to them.
“I’d rather die,” an old voice said, and The King suddenly found a saber through his skull, the aging Pibb behind him, eyes closed, looking wary, then fell backwards, breathing deeply.
“Pibb-sensei!” Hammah shouted, running forward, all them free since The King had been sliced through the skull.
In a manner of seconds, The King stood back up, glaring at Pibb, “You should have fled when you had the chance.”
He brought his saber to bear, but two figures stepped in front of him, holding their sabers up.
Sama and Hammah gulped nervously, blocking The King from Pibb.
“Very well then. You two die first,” The King said simply, bring his French Fry Saber up.
There was a spark in the air, and a portal swirled open, two figures bursting through it, yelling at the top of their lungs.
“DON’T YOU DARE HURT MY BROTHER!” a male voiced yelled, The King being bashed in the stomach by a green and gray blur.
“TOUCH MY SIDEKICK AND DIE!” a green and blue blur yelled, and The King doubled over from a blow to the back.
Kimi and Jimi floated above him now, glaring at The King, arms up and ready to fight.
“Leave The King and Ronald to us!” Kimi shouted towards the others.
“Yah, you guys handle the small fry,” Jimi grinned, crossing his arms over his chest now, “Shall we do it now?”
“We don’t need it!” Kimi shouted, “We can beat them without it!”
“Alright then,” Jimi said, as fire sprung around him, “Let’s do this.”
The Spork paused, then looked towards The Spoon, “They’re working together…You know what this means?”
“Either all heck is about to break loose, or that isn’t our Kimi and Jimi…” The Spoon answered, The Spork agreeing.
As Mojohanna and Greymon helped Sama and Hammah move Pibb, the fight continued, but Kimi and Jimi were up against The King and Ronald.
Kimi let loose with a vicious uppercut, sending The King flying upwards, then followed after him, grinning.
Jimi burnt through Ronald’s French Fry Saber, going at the clown with a growl, sending fire burning forth.
“Hehehe…little boys shouldn’t play with fire!” Ronald cackled, then swished something in his mouth, spitting French fry grease from it.
It hit the fiery Jimi and exploded.
An ice blade found itself at Ronald’s neck, Jimi, unscathed and now covered in ice coming from it, smirking.
The King backhanded Kimi, who flew through the air but righted herself, glaring at him.
“Grrr…I’ll…I’ll,” Kimi paused, stopping as her nose twitched, then grinned, “ACHOO!”
She sneezed, sending ice flying forward freezing The King with her Ice Sneeze. Kimi then flew forward a high speeds, shattering the ice and The King with a super powered fist.
There was a pause, as Jimi grappled with Ronald.
Mustard and ketchup oozed, The King reforming, with a sigh, then held up his Ringed hand. Kimi and Jimi were suddenly frozen solid, unable to move, then brought around in front of The King.
Another wave of his hand, and the Flan-I and Custard-I were also brought to a halt.
“You simply can not defeat me,” The King sighed, “Now, I shall destroy you, and move on.”
He brought his saber up to Kimi and Jimi, who both gulped.
“Uh, wait!” Jimi said quickly, “Errr…are we allowed one last request?”
The King paused, and seemed to consider this, “I suppose I can grant you a last request. What is it?”
“Errr…” Jimi and Kimi both paused, looking at each other.
“We have to Kimi…Our only chance,” Jimi whispered to her.
“Fine…But just this once!” Kimi said, a frown on her face.
“What…are they doing?” Phazon wondered, a confused look on his face as he stood there rigid like the others.
“No idea…But, if they have a plan…” HA said, trailing off.
“Uh oh…”
Kimi and Jimi nodded towards each other, then turned back to The King.
“A dance! We both want to show everyone this cool dance we learned!” Jimi grinned.
“Very well,” The King sighed, “Go ahead.”
Kimi and Jimi took a few steps apart, their sides to each other. Closing their eyes, they focused, then brought their arms upwards, parallel to the ground.
“Fuuu…” they both began, stepping towards each other, their arms going upwards and past their eyes.
“Siooooooon…” they continued, standing by each other, moving their arms back to their original place, the knee closes to the other shifting upwards and away.
“HA!” they both yelled suddenly, then changed position, their fingers meeting, sides bent slightly as they met, feet shifting apart.
There was a brilliant white light from the two…
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The light died down, and
a female figure appeared from it, grinning as two scythe-like bangs framed her face.
Her shirt was green with blue sleeves, a large gray ‘K’ emblazoned on it.
Her pants were a light blue, and she wore a green cape as well.
The King growled, holding up his sword to the figure, “Who are you? Where are the other two?”
“Me?” the figure grinned, her voice sounding like Kimi and Jimi speaking in unison. “I’m the one who’s going to take you and that demented clown freak out. I’m the one who’ll wipe the floor with you. I’m the hero, the savoir, you’re worst nightmare.”
A French Fry Saber came at her from the side, but the figure merely floated above it at high speeds.
“I meant in terms of a name. I find it fulfilling to know the name of who I am going to defeat,” The King answered, looking towards Ronald, who stepped forward as well, smiling his creepy smile.
“A name, huh?” the floating female said, raising an eyebrow at the two, “The name’s Super Kiji, and don’t you forget it.”
A blur in the air met Ronald’s stomach, as ice began to form around the clown, and in a matter of seconds, he was frozen solid.
The King twisted around, but lighting shot out from Super Kiji, sending The King flying back.
“Come on!” The Spoon shouted, “Let’s help!”
“NO!” Super Kiji shouted, as earth spires shot up from the ground at the struggling King, “I can take these two out myself!”
Ice flew, and Ronald freed himself, growling as he punched at Super Kiji with his powerful arms.
Super Kiji grabbed it, grinning as Ronald’s eyes widened, then spun him around throwing him at The King, the two tumbling backwards in a confusion of limbs.
“To easy!” Super Kiji laughed, “Ha, I have part of the Master Flan
and Mystic Custard in me. All the sheer power of Kimi and Jimi combined, plus everything else!”
The King and Ronald got up slowly, everyone circling around them as they watched the fight, Super Kiji floating in front of them, smirking at the two.
The King charged forward, holding his French Fry Saber upwards and bringing it down with a devastating blow, cleaving the air where Super Kiji had been a mere second before.
“Behind you,” Super Kiji laughed, as she brought a fire fist around to bear, striking through his mask and causing massive burns.
The King roared in anger, bringing his hand to his face, Darkness oozing from it, repairing the mask, as Super Kiji turned her attention to Ronald, who was pulling something out from his sleeve.
He pulled out a straw, then grinned evilly, showing his rotting, yellow teeth, bringing the straw to his mouth.
Ronald breathed deeply, then spit into the straw, sending a large spit wad that seemed to ooze evil right at them.
Clenching their fist, Super Kiji punched forward, sending a powerful blast of air which tore apart the evil spitball, and hitting Ronald hard to the face and sending him flying back.
The King, remasked, roared and brought his sword around, Super Kiji twisting upwards and bringing their feet to bear, hitting The King’s head and forcing him downwards, face first into the dirt.
“Wow…”Avenger commented, “I’ve heard rumors about it…But I never thought the Fusion Dance was real…”
“But it’s not permanent…” Spoony said, “They’ll defuse once their time is up, and then we’re back where we started. And since The King and Ronald can just keep healing…”
“Cool!” Hammah said, looking up at Super Kiji, “That was awesome! Hmmm…” The young Custard-I seemed deep in thought.
“Spoon!” AGoI shouted suddenly, “What if Super Kiji can get them up to the portal we locked? We could unlock it, then The King and Ronald would be sucked in, and then we can relock it, making sure they can’t get back out!”
“That just might work!” The Spoon said, then turned to yell towards the battlefield, “HEY! Super Kiji, get those two up high into the air!”
Super Kiji sighed, looking over to The Spoon.
“Fine!” She said, then turned around as Ronald erupted from the ground, laughing.
Ducking backwards, she grabbed the demented clown and flew up, sending lightning down on him to keep him from attacking.
On the ground, The King merely watched.
“Now!” Spoon and Spork yelled, producing their Keyblades and pointing them upwards.
Two beams of light shot out, and with the sound of a door unlocking, the Void opened back up.
Super Kiji’s eyes opened with delight, “Ahah! Not a bad idea!”
Ronald’s eyes shot open, as Super Kiji drew back her arm and threw the clown, who went screaming into the portal.
Two more beams of light, and the Void was locked again.
“Your turn!” Super Kiji shouted, then flew down at The King, who growled, holding up his Ringed hand, which began to spin wildly, Darkness oozing from it.
Super Kiji pulled back a fist and brought it around, but was blocked by The King with his bare hand, who merely laughed, eyes boring into Super Kiji.
“Fool,” The King chuckled,
“Even with that silly dance, you hold no candle against me…in my true form…” Super Kiji’s eyes widened as she was thrown back, pure darkness swirling around The King, condensing and forming, The King’s figure shifting.
A clawed hand reached outwards from the darkness, swiping at Super Kiji and sending her flying, barreling into the dirt at high speeds outside the Flan-I Temple.
“Ooooh…” Super Kiji muttered, getting up from the crater slowly, “That hurt…”
Suddenly, the Darkness had a form. The King was transformed, huge now. He rested on four large arms which ended in terrible talons, razor sharp fur was all around him, huge, evil teeth snarled within his mouth, and a large tail was poised above him, shaped like that of a scorpion.
And he was completely black. Even the sun’s light did not seem to make a difference.
The light…it began to die down suddenly, the day slowly forming into night from the Darkness The King was letting off.
“Oh no…” Super Kiji muttered, her eyes opening wide, then focused, fire blazing around her form.
Black eyes locked unto Super Kiji, and everyone heard a voice that didn’t bother to go through their ears and just appeared in their minds.
COWARE AND DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I AM THE KING OF DARKNESS, THE RULER OF ALL, WIELDER OF THE DARKEST RING! Super Kiji just floated there, eyes still wide, mouth agape as the form shifted, almost perfectly camouflaged in the dark.
Claws flashed out, slamming into Super Kiji again, two hands now clenching her, ready to squeeze the life out of her, the fire around Super Kiji seeming to have no affect on The King.
The other sent attacks at the transformed King, but nothing seemed to affect it’s hide…
Emerald lightning shot out from the darkness, illuminating a red, white, and yellow form, a smirk on his face.
The King roared in pain, releasing Super Kiji who floated down.
More fire, this time from Tazzy, illuminating the figure.
“Hammah was right…Combing our auras for the Custard part to know the dance, then the Flan part to perform it right…worked…”
the figure smirked, standing about a foot above a non floating Super Kiji.
“…Sama?” Crystal Rose wondered, stepping forward at the figure.
“With a ‘m-a-h’ at the end,” the figure smirked, his hair a messy combination of dirty blonde and strawberry blond said, holding up two sabers, flicking them on. One was Sama’s green Flan Saber, which rested in his right, the other Hammah’s yellow Custard Saber, clenched within the left hand. His jacket was like Sama’s, and his shirt was yellow, but a large red ‘S’ was on it. His pants were red as well.
FOOLS! The King bellowed,
IT DOES NOT MATTER, I SHALL STILL DESTROY YOU ALL. I WILL FEED ON YOUR SOULS, FEAST ON YOUR HEARTS, AND TURN YOUR BODIES INTO MY PUPPET SLAVES! Super Kiji grinned, turning to Wonder Sammah. “Well, well then. Let’s finish this guy off, shall we?”
The others could only watch, as Super Kiji floated by Wonder Sammah. The Originals and The Clones working together…
“GO!” they both shouted, and Wonder Sammah ran forward, spinning his sabers in his hands, the mastery of Flan and Custard coursing through him. He sliced at one of the legs, able to sense where it was with ease.
The King roared in pain again as the saber connected, rearing up to his hind legs.
“HIYAH!” Super Kiji shouted, flying upwards smashing into his under belly and forming earth around herself for protection, The King sent tilting backwards dangerously.
Jumping upwards at a high height, Wonder Sammah grinned, focusing then spinning in mid air, more focus as sabers came from his person, dancing around him in a brilliant rainbow of Flan and Custard, striking into The King’s chest and sending him falling backwards, those in his way scrambling as the transformed King fell on his back, roaring in pain.
“Heh…” Super Kiji grinned, floating upwards, energy coursing through her veins, her hands flying upwards, focusing her Flan, Custard, and other miscellaneous powers.
The tail lashed out from the back prone King, striking at Super Kiji, but suddenly finding it much shorter as Wonder Sammah sliced through it with his sabers, focusing both Flan and Custard through them.
NO! I WILL NOT DIE THIS WAY! Energy collected with The King as more power was collected, and he started to push himself off the ground, black wings forming from his back.
“Not…” Super Kiji began, eyes flashing, “So…FAST!”
She threw the ball of energy downwards, striking into The King with a terrible blow.
Silence, as the sun began to come back out again, illuminating the scene.
Super Kiji floated by Wonder Sammah, and she let out a sign of a relief. Where the transformed King had been was just a large crater.
“For a second, I was really worried,” Super Kiji said, then blinked, puzzled, then suddenly split, Kimi on the left, Jimi on the right.
“Guess our time ran out,” Jimi said, “But Sama and Hammah still have some time left…”
“Did you really think it was going to be that easy?”
Jimi coughed, as a French Fry Saber found his way through his gut, the clone’s eyes wide, custard dripping from his wounds, as the saber was taken out. Jimi dropped to the ground, closing his eyes now.
“Urk…”
Wonder Sammah growled, twisting around as the humanoid form of The King stood there, his mask giving off no emotions, but his stance was that of a satisfied smirk.
Wonder Sammah was half Hammah…and to Hammah, Jimi was his brother.
His sabers whirled on, slicing The King into bite sized pieces, which merely reformed together again, The King laughing.
“HAHAHAHA!” The King laughed, his arm being chopped off, merely connecting back again, “You can’t defeat me!”
Suddenly, very suddenly, ice formed around The King, who looked down, confused, a near dead Jimi placing his hand to the ground, glaring at The King.
“Kimi…Void...now…” Jimi coughed.
Kimi nodded, knowing that The Professor would be able to bring Jimi back, and grabbed the frozen King as he began to shake and break the ice, flying upwards to where the hole in the Void had been locked.
Spoon and Spork flashed their Keyblades, pointing the blades upwards, light condensing around there tips and firing at the lock, which opened up, and began to drag things in.
The King exploded from his ice trap in Kimi’s grip, grappling with the female before he could be thrown in, the two fighting in mid air.
As Super Kimi fought with The King, trying to force him into The Void, she kept remembering things that had led up to this…
“I’m the hero! I’m not suppose to do that stuff,” Kimi huffed, “It’s your job, you’re the sidekick!” “What?! That creep! I thought Wen-Wen killed him!” Kimi shouted. “You stand no chance against me Kimi,” The King laughed, “You will lose.”[/b
[b]“What are you doing here?!” Kimi accused, pointing a finger towards Jimi, “I’m the hero!”
“Is that the thanks I get for saving your life?” Jimi growled back, “And I’m here to help! As is the Professor and the rest of T.H.E.M.! After all, we can’t let L.A.S.O.O.F. beat you guys before we do!”
“Well I have this under control! You can go home now!” Kimi huffed, crossing her arms.“I could have handled it! I’m the hero after all!”“I’m…The…Hero…” Kimi growled, stressing each word, “I can handle it!”
“Like you handled Ronald and The King last time?” Jimi sneered, “Or Rush?”“Rings? We are not the Wonder Twins,” Kimi said, looking at the rings that Nova presented them.“Well you were right Mijix,” the Kimi-like figure grinned, “Now, we get to eat them?”
“Psh, I don’t need any training!” Kimi huffed, “Just point me back home and I’ll take care of the King!” Kimi locked eyes with The King as they fought in the air, and then she grinned.
“I know now…” Kimi said softly, “Just why I’m a hero…”
The King snarled, not really caring, “And why is that, fool? Because someone needs to fall?”
“No…” Kimi said, then focused, forcing her power to her feet, then twisting upwards, slamming her feet into The King’s chest, and sending him right into The Void.
“Because I’m the best!” Kimi yelled, as The King was sucked into the Void.
A flash of light, and the Void was locked once more.
Kimi floated downwards, as L.A.S.O.O.F., realizing what happened, scattered like flies, the already tired Flan-I and Custard-I not pursuing.
“You do know…” Kimi said, as she landed by Jimi and Wonder Sammah, who had yet to defuse, “We’re never going to do that again, right Jimi boy?”
Jimi merely gave a slight grin, then nodded his head, as The Spork walked up, producing a vial and bending down towards Jimi.
“So, how much more time do you have Sammah?” Kimi wondered, glancing over to the fused sidekicks.
“Five minutes, I think,” he answered with a shrug, “I was to busy to keep track.”
“Coojie?!”
Everyone paused, their heads turning around as Crystal Rose shouted.
Cojo was clenching his head, eyes dilated and wide, as Rowen fought back for control. The King was gone, and thus, what he had done to Rowen and CHoW/Rush were being undone.
“Cojo? Rowen?” Tazzy wondered. HA held his saber tightly, just in case.
“I…I…” Cojo said, looking up at all of them… “CHAOS CONTROL!”
He vanished in a flash of blue light, his shout sounding very scared.
“Wait, Rush!” Spoony shouted, turning around. Rush, and for that matter CHoW, were nowhere to be seen.
“I guess he didn’t want to face us…” Crystal Rose sighed, shaking her head.
A small ‘poof,’ and Sama and Hammah found themselves unfused.
There was a few moments of silence.
“I have to get Jimi healed up,” AGoI suddenly announced, holding the clone in his arms. A dull roar above them showed the Spork Jet appearing, landing as The Spork got in, laying Jimi in the back.
“Hammah and I are gonna make sure Pibb is alright and get him to the Custard-I Temple,” Avenger said, nodding towards AGoI. Hammah, who also wanted to make sure his brother was okay, merely nodded as well, then hurried over to where Pibb was, along with Avenger.
“I’ll help,” Tazzy volunteered, using her Earth Bending to make moving the massive man known as Pibb easier.
“Spoon!” Spork called out as he got into his pilot seat, looking towards his utensil themed rival.
“What?” Spoon wondered, his Spoon Keyblade gone for now, who knows when to appear again.
“Thank you for that fight data,” The Spork said, somewhat cryptically, “Next time we meet, we will be enemies.”
With that, the Spork Jet took off.
“Heh…” Spoon smirked, “Fine by me, I guess. I can take you out easy.”
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“I can’t believe I missed Rush!” Kimi sighed, sitting down on the couch of the still unfinished K Tower. Perhaps it would be finished by the next story. And check mark on fourth wall breaking…
“It’s okay Kimi!” Sama said, trying to cheer up his friend, “If you had stopped to talk to Rush, The King probably would have skewered someone…Well, someone else besides Jimi…”
Kimi only nodded, sighing.
“But hey! Tell me what happened with you and Jimi after The King threw you two into the Void! How’d you get out?” Sama wondered, “And where did you get that cool ring?”
Kimi paused, looking at the ring on her finger, then took it off.
“Nah, that’s a boring story,” Kimi said, tossing the ring that was paired with Jimi’s over her shoulder, where it bounced, then fell downwards amongst the railings, landing with a plop in some still drying cement.
Sama sighed and shook his head.
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At The Spork’s Lab, Jimi floated in a pod, being healed.
On the table of a computer rested his ring, The Spork looking over what was on the disc Desty Nova gave him.
“Wow…” AGoI said, rubbing his chin thoughtfully, “With this data…I could make Jimi and Hammah completely stable…”
“WE’RE BACK!” Avenger shouted from the front door suddenly. Quickly turning off the computer, AGoI’s lab coated sleeve swept across the desk, knocking the ring to the floor, where it rolled into a crevice between the floor and the large metal super computer, it’s fall masked by the loud knocking about upstairs by Avenger.
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The King growled, finding himself unable to get out of The Void, locked in by the power of two Keyblades.
Ronald floated by him, also trapped…
It was going to be a long eternity…
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A.N.
This is it, the end of the Return of the King. Can you believe it?
Now, personally, I have work on OVERRUN I want to get started on, Avenger seems to have a story to tell, Spoony has this new apprentice he wants to write of sometime, and of course, Sama, the creator and frequent breaker of the fourth wall doubtlessly has many more adventures of Kimi and Sama to tell.
Hope you all enjoyed it!