I'm not exactly sure if this is allowed, or if it is, if this is where its allowed, but, I figure "what the heck?".

Basically, this is just a fun little thing I came up with at college. The premise is similar to Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes.

I'll start it off, but that was assumed, right?

You know you read too much SK&WS when you consider eating ice cream as cannibalism.

Neeeeeeeeeeext!

You know you've read too much SK&WS when...

...you shove a piece of flan into something that requires electrical power.

...you develop a phobia of chopsticks.

...you begin saying "Aww, potatoes!" whenever you slip up.

Sounds fun!!!!

You know you read too much SK&WS when fast food mascots suddenly scare the crap outta you....

You know you read too much SK&WS when hugs become your deadliest weapon!

:D Next!

You know you read too much SK&WS when you ask for cake-flavored cake, at a fancy restaurant.

You know you've read too much SK&WS when...


...you write-in "Spoony" on your mayoral election ballot.

...you think that *insert global hotspot and/or major divisive issue here* can be solved by handing out free flan to all involved with it.

...you post multiple times in this topic over the course of a single hour.

...you get the desire to attempt to revive a story that has not been posted in since 2005.

...you shout out "KA BIBBLE!" whenever you get hurt/suprised/something like that.

...you want to get an education at "Teh College".

...you think that fourth wall destruction and unexplained plot holes are vital to ANY good story, humorous or otherwise.

...you believe wholeheartedly that the world will end when all flan in it is consumed and/or destroyed.

When you shout vehemently at the kids in Lucky Charms commercials.

......When you go into a KFC, you immediately fly into a blind rage and yell at the employees for working for the "man who killed your family".

......When you insult the sporks at Taco Bell, then challenge them to a fight. (Upon their refusal, you insult them for being cowards, and then walk away laughing.)

......When you see a beehive, you just hope to god there's not a blonde-haired clone behind the tree its on.

....When you actually know what flavor "cake flavored cake" is
.....When you have learned everything you know about Star Wars from only this spoof

…Whenever you see a commercial with a food mascot, narrow your eyes and say ‘L.A.S.O.O.F…’

…You try to tell people the dangers of L.A.S.O.O.F.

…You shout “I am The Evil Spork!” towards people.

…You wonder if it is possible to make clones from foodstuffs.

…You begin to converse with llamas.

…You claim to be a Custard-I/Flan-I/Pudding-I.

…You make a comic about it.

…SamaxBlackfire is the best crossover pairing ever. (Though VashxSamus might give it a run for it’s money…)

…You randomly Google/Yahoo/Ask Jeeves Super Kimi and Wonder Sama to see what you will find.

…it becomes such a defining part of your life, you wouldn’t be the same without it.

.....You make a saber made of a food

... You dream that a giant leech is trying to drain you of blood.

... You spends hours pondering the deeper philosophical meanings of "aww, potatoes" only to realize there's nothing deep and philosophical about SK&WS.

... You wake up in the morning wishing it would all be real

... You're actually working on turning this into a novel

Hey, I live the dream.

...You punch someone in the face for ordering Flan over Custard, and accuse them of being traitors.