Yup, the clones are now two.
So I wrote this. Hope you guys find it funny enough. There's flan, pigeons, and a giant snake.
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“Ugh…I can’t believe we agreed to help the doc…” Kimi sighed, as she floated outside of the K Tower, Sama next to her.
“Ahhh, come on Kimi!” Sama said, “There our clones, and besides, Hammah’s nice.”
“Humph…” Kimi snorted, “Well they better get here soon!”
The air was a bit hazy, and with a flash, three figures appeared, Avenger, Jimi and Hammah.
“Well here you guys are!” Avenger said, “And Sporky says thanks again for keeping them away from the lab.”
“You know, we are right here…” Jimi muttered, “I think we know what the Professor is planning…”
“Yah, yah, but he still doesn’t want you around. And I have some errands to do myself,” Avenger said, then vanished with another Instant Transmission.
“Ten to one says he forgot the presents till the last minute,” Jimi said to Hammah, who only sighed and nodded, agreeing.
“Okay, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me, but there’s no reason we can’t-” Kimi began.
“You don’t like me?” Hammah asked, “But I like you!”
There was a small pause, then Kimi coughed, “Well…You aren’t as bad as Jimi here.”
“High praise,” Jimi sighed, rolling his eyes, “So what are we going to do?”
“We could play some video games…Four of us here, and we did just get Super Smash Bros. Brawl…” Sama pointed out.
“Sounds like a plan!” Kimi grinned, “I can kick Jimi’s butt!”
“I’d like to see you try!” Jimi growled back, and the two stared at each other, both attempting to float upwards so they would be ‘taller’ then the other one.
Sama and Hammah shared a glance, and both shrugged. They got along just fine, but Jimi and Kimi always seemed to be at odds with each other.
“Kimi, Sama! There you are!” a familiar voice said, a large, conveniently placed TV screen said, Spoony’s face on it.
He paused, “Errr, what are the clones doing here?”
“It’s their birthday, and Spork asked us to keep an eye on them while he prepares at his lab,” Sama answered, “Said he wouldn’t attack Teh City for a month if we did.”
“…Okay then…” Spoony said, “But anyways, CHoW and Rowen are up to their old tricks. L.A.S.O.O.F. is trying to break into the First National Bank of Spoon and steal some of my flan!”
Kimi sighed, “I wanted to play Super Smash!”
“Super Smash later Kimi!” Spoony said, “I want to play too, but I have work to do! Now stop them!”
The TV screen turned off, and Kimi turned to Sama, “Okay Wonder Sama, time to stop L.A.S.O.O.F.!”
“We’ll come too!” Jimi said, “We’re not just going to stand around and do nothing!”
“Fine, whatever,” Kimi sighed, “Let’s just go!”
And thus, the four hurried off to the First National Bank of Spoon.
Back in Spoony’s office, he turned around and picked up his controller, pressed Start to unpause his game, then went back to beating the Subspace Emissary.
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Rowen grinned, pressing his Flan Saber into the metal vault and beginning to melt through it. Once in, a simple Chaos Blast would be able to destroy all the flan inside.
“Hey, Wen-Wen!” Kimi shouted from behind him, “If you want to make a deposit, speak to the receptionist!”
Rowen growled and turned around, bringing his double bladed Flan Saber to bear, “Heh, I was wondering when you would show up Kimi…”
Rowen then felt someone tap his shoulders, and he glanced to the side, and saw no one.
“Up here dude,” a voice said, and Rowen glanced upwards, an upside down Jimi waving at him.
“Grrrrrr…”
Rowen slashed upwards, Jimi flying up, and Jimi having distracted Rowen gave Kimi enough time to fly forward and send a punch into Rowen’s gut.
Unfortunately, the weakened metal vault behind him gave way from the force of the blow as well, since Rowen was standing right in front of it, sending him and the metal door into the very vault it was guarding.
Getting up slowly, Rowen chuckled, seeing all the flan around him, “Thanks Kimi! You made my job that much easier!”
Meanwhile back outside, CHoW was growing increasingly frustrated as he attempted to Flan Lightning either Sama or Hammah, or even land a hit with his saber, but the two sidekicks were proving to elusive.
Not that they were particularly trying to be elusive.
“AHHHH!” Sama shouted, falling forward, his shoe having become untied, tripping as a blast of Flan Lightning went over his head.
Hammah blinked and made a sudden ninety degree turn, CHoW’s saber just missing him. Hammah had seen a kitten.
“Will you two stand still?!” CHoW roared, but suddenly felt something on his helmet. A pigeon.
“Shoo!” CHoW yelled, waving the pigeon off his head.
A fluttering of wings, and more pigeons landed all around him, CHoW waving his arms wildly, but even more pigeons were gathering around him.
Hammah, with the kitten now on his head, was making pigeon noises, calling them forward to land all around CHoW. Sama could only laugh.
As the pigeons began to gather around CHoW, Rowen was glowing red inside the vault with the flan in it, both Kimi and Jimi flying forward.
“I’ll stop him!” Jimi shouted, pushing Kimi away.
“No way, it’s my job!” Kimi yelled, and pushed back.
As the two fought, Rowen grinned, and prepared to finish it, when a loud yell broke his concentration.
“ROWEN, GET OUT HERE AND HELP ME!” CHoW bellowed, and Rowen sighed, leaving the still quarreling Kimi and Jimi, heading outside and seeing a flutter of gray and white, as even more pigeons had gathered around CHoW.
In fact, they started to flap, and CHoW was being lifted into the air!
Sama was rolling on the ground, laughing, while Hammah kept calling more pigeons.
With a sudden burst, and even more pigeons, CHoW was completely air borne, and being flown away by the pigeons.
Rowen sighed and slapped his face, groaning, “Fine, we’ll be back later!”
With that, the ninja Flan-I ran after CHoW, who was still trying to get the pigeons off of him.
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“What do you mean you’re out?!” Avenger yelled at the poor store clerk, “How much demand for this game could their be?”
“Well…little sir…” the store clerk mumbled, “But a small rotund boy with two friends came in and bought up all the copies… One of his friends had this very large head, and a strange hairdo…”
“Ugh!” Avenger sighed, then pulled out his list, and scratched off something, “Well, maybe I’ll have better luck at another store…”
The trench coat wearing Custard-I ran off to another store, pausing to see an odd flock of pigeons grouped together. And they seemed to be yelling.
“Weird…” he muttered, but shrugged it off and continued his search.
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Kimi and Jimi were still eyeing each other angrily, all four of them back at the K Tower now, Hammah setting up the Wii while Sama was told to make sandwiches.
Hammah paused, tangled up in the wires, despite the fact that the Wii did not need them. How this happened is not entirely known.
Finally though, Sama returned with a tray of sandwiches, and Hammah had untangled himself and gotten everything sorted out.
They selected their characters and were about to begin, when the screen suddenly switched to Spoony, who had a serious look on his face.
“Kimi! I heard you broke the vault and left my flan there so that anyone could steal it!” Spoony growled, “Now someone is trying to again!”
“But, we stopped L.A.S.O.O.F., and it couldn’t be T.H.E.M.!” Kimi growled, “It couldn’t be anything that the normal guards can’t handle.”
“It’s the Potato Gang…” Spoony sighed.
“Awww…potatoes…” Sama commented.
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In an underground temple, Avenger was racing down a long tunnel, a giant snake slithering behind him.
“Why’d it have to be a giant snake?!” Avenger yelled, “And why in the world would anyone have a store down here?!”
As Avenger continued racing down the tunnel, he paused, the disappeared into a crevice wide enough to accommodate him but not the snake.
As the snake slithered past, Avenger got out of the crevice and grinned, placing his hands together and concentrating.
“Okay…let’s see if I can do this…Ka…Me…”
The snake, hearing the noise, turned itself around, and hissed at Avenger, who gulped, but continued, energy concentrating in his hands.
“Ka…me…ha…me…”
The snake reared upwards.
“HA!” Avenger yelled, thrusting his hands upwards.
There was a small ‘poof’ and the energy disappeared.
“…Well, looks like I haven’t gotten that move down yet,” Avenger muttered, as the snake struck.
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“Well, at least we’ll have our own opponents now, right?” Jimi said, “So we don’t have to fight.”
“Fine. I get to fight Blackfire though,” Kimi growled.
“Fair enough…”
As the four headed back to the First National Bank of Spoon, the four confronted the Potato Gang.
Bender had a large sack of loot over his shoulder, Red X as well. Rouge was holding a few jewels from a different vault, and Blackfire appeared bare handed.
“Stop! You’re not stealing Spoony’s flan!” Kimi shouted, pointing at them.
“Flan?” Blackfire chuckled, “We didn’t come here to steal flan little Kimi…though what I was looking for was contained in there…”
“Then what did you want?” Jimi wondered, curious, and getting a glare from Kimi.
“Oh, I see you brought your little clones with you…” Blackfire grinned, “And this…This gem of power!”
Blackfire held up a small, shining gem, and then clenched it tightly.
“Spuds…” Sama cursed, and the Potato Gang attacked!
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The Spork paused, rubbing his chin thoughtfully as he eyed the decorations.
“Do you think this is good Eddie?” he wondered.
“Absolutely stupendous!” the A.I. cheered.
“Right, needs some work…”
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Avenger grappled with the snake, as the two started going upwards, Avenger just barely keeping the large reptile from swallowing him. This snake was pissed, and Avenger, grunting with the effort, saw something stuck in it’s left fang. Maybe that was bothering it…?
But how would he get it out without being swallowed?
Grunting with the effort, he freed one arm and made a grab for the small object, securing it and pulling out, just as he felt fresh air, meaning the two had gotten back to the surface…
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Kimi grappled with Blackfire, the Tamarian even stronger now, grasping the powerful gem she had stolen.
“Hah! Silly Kimi, you can’t defeat me now!” Blackfire declared.
Then, the giant snake burst from the ground beneath them, and Kimi kicked forward, hitting Blackfire’s hand and sending the gem flying backwards.
A gray figure leapt from the snake, and gem was swallowed by the snake as it’s mouth automatically clamped down on nothing.
Avenger hit the ground and rolled, getting up slowly, “Ow…”
The giant snake landed with a thud, glaring at everyone as if daring for them to make a move, then turned towards Avenger.
“Thanksssss, young one. That wassssss hurting my…” the snake spoke in a gravely voice, hissing his ‘s’ then paused, and coughed.
Proceeding in a chipper English accent, the snake continued, “Sorry about that hissing, chap. My throat’s a bit sore, no harm done though? Terribly sorry for trying to eat you, that thing had been bothering my fang for a while now, and I was in a bit of a mood.”
“Errr…” Avenger blinked, “You’re welcome?”
“And, since you helped me, it is only proper I offer you help in return. Anything you need chap?”
Everyone was staring at Avenger and the snake, though Blackfire was more staring angrily at the giant snake.
“Well…there is one thing I need help with, but could we do this in private? Can’t have certain people hear,” Avenger answered.
“Certainly!” the snake said, then proceeded down the hole, “Follow me!”
“NOT SO FAST!” Blackfire yelled, flying after the snake.
With a wave of his tail, Blackfire was hit and sent flying off.
“…Cheese it!” Bender yelled and ran, his bag of loot being Custarded away by Hammah.
The rest of the Potato Gang left, all empty handed, and Avenger followed after the snake.
“Told you he hadn’t gotten us a present yet,” Jimi said to Hammah.
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“So the giant snake, after eating this gem of power, talked in an English accent, then left with Avenger?” Spoony wondered, as Kimi attempted to explain the large hole outside of the bank.
“It’s true!” Sama nodded his head, “It was big! And scary looking!”
“Seemed nice though,” Hammah added, rubbing his chin, “You know, for a giant snake.”
Spoony merely sighed and shook his head, but paused as half of the screen was suddenly gone, pushed off to the side as the Spork appeared.
“Jimi, Hammah, everything’s ready, you can head back now. Kimi, Sama, you two coming as well? I did invite everyone…” he said, not noticing the irritated look of Spoony on the other half of the screen.
“Of course!” Sama grinned, “Right Kimi?”
“I don’t know…” she said.
“There’ll be cake flavored cake,” Jimi grinned.
“Then count me in!” she said with a smile.
“Excuse me?!” Spoon shouted from his half of the screen.
“Oh, sorry, but you can come too if you must Spoony,” AGoI said, “I did invite everyone…”
“How the heck did you get into this TV system?” Spoony demanded to know.
“Hmmm? Oh, Eddie. You should see about getting an A.I. system Spoon,” AGoI said, waving his hand idly, then signing off, Spoony having the full screen again.
“Well, I’m busy, I can’t come…” Spoon sighed.
“You’re playing Super Smash, aren’t you?” Kimi said, more then asked.
“Errr…Bye, gotta go!” Spoon grinned, then the screen went blank.
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Jimi and Hammah had a good second birthday, receiving some presents, and even a slightly beat up Avenger showed up finally, having presents for the clones.
Another year had passed for these clones, and they wondered just what was on the horizon.
Hammah, though, couldn’t help but think he was forgetting something…
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“Let me go already!” CHoW yelled, the pigeons still flying, holding unto him. CHoW was flown off into the distance, Rowen still following after him, shaking his head slowly.
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A.N. Now, I have other stuff to do, such as finally being able to read GS's conclusion to the SK&WS Star Wars Saga!