Definition of "A True Sonic Fan" :

-- Has only played Sonic games that were associated with the Genesis/Mega Drive.

-- Hates any Sonic character not in those games.

-- Hates any Sonic game that isn't those games.

-- Believes SatAM Sonic to be the greatest animated program of all time.

-- Places Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog a distant second, because "Sonic Says" so.

-- Hates Shadow for being like Knuckles.

-- Hates Knuckles for being like Shadow, but gives him a pass because he was in one of those Genesis/Mega Drive era games.

-- Calls Dr. Robotnik "Dr. Robotnik", and not Dr. Eggman.

-- Hates Sonic for being in those Sonic Adventure games.

-- Hates all Sonic characters for being in those Sonic Adventure games.

-- Agrees that any Sonic game ever made in the future will be a piece of crap that could never be anywhere near as fun as the Genesis-era Sonic games.

-- ...even if it's a remake or port of one of the original Genesis-era Sonic games.

-- Hates Silver for taking the spotlight away from Sonic in Sonic 2006.

-- Hates Sonic for being IN Sonic 2006.

-- Does not acknowledge that a Sonic game was actually released in 2006.

-- Despises everyone involved in the creation of the anime series, Sonic X.

-- Hates Sonic for being in Sonic X.

-- Does not want to find the computer room.

-- Spends at least 1 hour a day playing Sonic Spinball.

-- Knows Sonic 3D Blast is better than Sonic Adventure, because 3D Blast was released on the Genesis/Mega Drive.

-- Hates Sonic for looking too much like Shadow.

-- Knows Sonic 3D Blast is a horrible horrible piece of crap and will not admit to being able to play it for over 10 minutes.

-- Has a basement freezer full of chili dogs.

-- Searches Google every night to find places online where people are talking about Sonic, and joins the conversation to tell them all how crappy all the Sonic games are today.

-- ...even if they're talking about hamburgers from Sonic, America's Drive-In.

-- ...and when told that, will get into a discussion about how they should sell chili dogs there, without knowing if they actually do or not..

-- Hates Sonic for being in Sonic games.

-- Knows Japanese Sonic fans are all posers because they all call Dr. Robotnik "Dr. Eggman".

-- Eats a can of 15 year old Sonic the Hedgehog Pasta every day for lunch.

-- Will never watch any tv show and/or movie even indirectly related to Melissa Joan Hart, since she is the most horrible Sonic player in the history of the universe.

-- Plays Sonic 3D Blast for at least 45 minutes every day, between playing Sonic 2 and Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.

-- Acknowledges the existence of Sonic Underground only because it continues with the unused idea from prior to the completion of Sonic 1, that Sonic originally was to be part of a rock band.

-- Hates Sonic for being Sonic.

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The only person who follows all of these criteria, and as such is the lone "True Sonic Fan" on the face of the earth, is a 34 year old man living in his parent's basement, in a rural town in southern Wyoming, named Jack "Super Sonic" Smith.

:LOL:

Feel free to add to the list what you may know or have heard about "True Sonic Fans"!

(and geez I hope this is funny, because I thought it was when I was making it :heh: )

Lmao, damn... I thought I was the 1# sonic fan but not even I could think sonic 3D Blast is better then sonic adventure but everything else I do.

Here is some more to the list:

Being able to buy all the new sonic games and beat them and then go online and call them crap.

Hating sega for teaming up with nintendo.

Hating nintendo for joining up with sega

Spreading your arms out behind you and going "Wooooooooosh" whenever you run.

Buying the sonic costume for your kid to dress up in it on halloween.

Rubs his nose.

Thanks sega every night for creating sonic.

Tries to impress his girl friend by beating her at sonic 2.

Spits at mario posters everyday.

Pretends that mario and sonic are still rivals.

Names his son sonic the hedgehog.

Changes his last name to mobius.

Says his middle name is land of freedom.

Goes on chat rooms to say tales is a girl every night.

Thinks tails is gay.

Beats every kid who likes sonic x.

Says super sonic speed when going to the bathroom.

Names his car the tornado.

tells kids at the pool that sonic can kick bat mans ass.

Thinks shadow is emo.

Thinks silver is unrealistic.

Thinks he will meet sonic in heaven.

Dreams about killing Jason Griffith.

Has every episode of sonic x recorded and watched.

Thinks hes a rebel for liking sonic more then anyone else.

Only eats sonic brand food.

Shutters at the sight of the sonic fast food store.

Wishes knuckles was not tricked by egg man.

Thinks sonic the movie is the greatest movie of all time.

Wishes Jaleel White was the voice actor of sonic for Sonic adventure 1 and 2.

(Thats all I can think of now but wait I'll get more for ya soon lol)

(I suddenly feel like a horrible Sonic fan XD)

I can't think of any but please watch the language and comments in here TLYMITLYT(wow......that is long) okies?

Guess I'm out.

I didn't see any particularly offensive language in there. We can get away with some bad words. Most of the really, really bad stuff is censored out, anyway.

Well, I think Beatles-guy missed the satirical (I believe that's the right word ^_^; ) nature of my list's idea, but still a good portion of that made me laugh! So it works! Except for the stuff CR was talking about. :heh:


EDIT: 'cause I stink at English and need to buy a dictionary and thesaurus. :heh:

I'll add to the list! But I'll go even further than you did, DP. ;)

The definition of a "True" Sonic fan:

-- Hates Tails, Knuckles, and pretty much anyone else who appears after the gloriousness of Sonic 1.

-- Believes Sonic should never talk, regardless of who voices him.

-- Likes games that are on systems that have multiple buttons, but each button does the same exact thing.

-- Thinks that Super Sonic is overused and that Sonic doesn't need such a form.

-- Prefers that there only be six Chaos Emeralds and that any use beyond a better ending is overkill.

-- What are these "cut-scenes" you speak of?

Fine then. Continue.

Wahay! I'm a crap sonic fan XD
Who cares though as long as I have fun ^_^
Funny list mate, gave me a couple of laughs :LOL:

*scratces chin* hm so those are the requirements huh? I better find some sonic pasta! :o XP

More "True Sonic Fan" stuff
Hates all the new Sonic games, but cleared them all 100% anyways.
Reguarly takes vacations to Japan to egg Nintendo's HQ.
Makes Sonic origami.
Has all the Sonic handheld games from McDonalds.
Refers to Tails as "she"
Well, I'm out.

All I can think of...

Has running shoes that look exactly like Sonic's (and wears them everywhere!)

Oh god, I am one crappy Sonic fan XD

I actually like Knuckles.....and Silver......and Shadow.....and I know Tails is a guy, he's just a VERY young one.....and I love the idea that Nintendo and SEGA came together!

If they didn't, Mario and Sonic at the Olyiphic Games would have never been invented! Making fun of Mario and Luigi is still fun though XD.

wow, i'm a really BAD sonic fan. oh well. hm, although having a pair of shoes exactly like sonic's would be prtty nice! they're really cool shoes! XD

Here's one that refers to Brawl:

-Plays brawl only with Sonic, and then either complains that his voice shouldn't be done by Jason, or that he speaks whatsoever. Also curses bitterly that Sonic was in a Nintendo game.

Sonic had pasta? :huh:

Oh yeah!! It was spaghettios! That stuff was great! I ordered the comic book that came with it! XD

...And there is a certain type of shoe, a Nike, that comes in red, and has a white stripe across the middle... I've only seen them twice, but if I wore them, they'd look like clown shoes, so XD

You learn somethin' new every day. I know Mario was in a milk commercial.

That, I have done. :3 I still dunno why they put him in Brawl... I am very happy about that though!

(he's my best character)

Meh, too lazy read other posts

seriously though, sorry

here's an ORIGINAL:

-If they play piano, they go online to find and print sheet music from every Sonic game they can find. Plays all the songs every day, only to impress nobody-

This is actually partially true for me, I play wicked piano!

I've looked up guitar tabs. :3 though... my mom won't teach me T_T

I'm not good with Sonic, really. I'm better with slow, strong, heavy-weight characters. The only light character I can play as would be G&W.

Sonic is my main too! (My alt is Lucario)

If SpaghettiOs make you a Sonic fan, Thomas Grasso is a true Sonic fan.
He was convicted of murder and sentenced to death in the 1990s. For his last meal, he requested SpaghettiOs. He got spaghetti, but not the kind he requested. His last words were, "I did not get my SpaghettiOs".

Strange. Who'd request spaghetti o's?

Thomas Grasso, apparently.

Another pianoest! I play too! Although....I play by ear.


Anyway, when it comes to Sonic, I think that a fan should like Sonic.....not hate him....isn't that why they call 'em fans?

I play trumpet. I used to take piano lessons. Let's get together and have a jazz band! :LOL:

Many fans are just tired because of the millions of characters sega is trying to push in, and are also tired of fangirls/boys. Anyway, the true fan would probably dispise Sonic couples.

All true Sonic fans hate Sonic! XD And EvilSpritist has inspired another one.
Is an avid Sonamy supporter, but badmouths Sonamy to anyone they meet.

Well............I guess I'm more of a crappy Sonic fan than I thought.

I guess I'm more of a KNUCKLES fan........

Yep, you're a Knuckles fan. Here's some more True Sonic Fan stuff:
Bought "Daytona USA" to see the rock face with Sonic's head on it in 777 Speedway.
Destroys all copies of Donkey Kong Country 2 because it suggests Sonic games are hopeless-then complains about how hopeless the new Sonic games are.
Has a to-scale diorama of the Sonic the Hedgehog Macy's balloon.

Here's a weird one:

When sprinting (which happens every minute), they spread their arms behind them as if to become streamlined.

In response to Love: I used to trail my arms behind me when I ran. XD
And @ Pokal: Oh my gosh, I actually collected all those. XD They were such a good waste of time. I liked the Sonic one and the soccer one.

Also, if your first game WASN'T Sonic 1, 2, or 3, you're not a true fan.
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Sonic 1: My first video game ever. =D And its still fun.

I'm often one that takes things seriously but I digress...just because someone is new to the Sonic Fandom, or may not be that old (maybe the Sonic Adventure series started them off who knows?) doesn't mean they can't be a true fan. I happen to like some of the newer characters and I've been a Sonic fan since I was 9 years old.
Personally...a true Sonic fan in my opinion is someone who sticks with the Blue Blur...through the good and the bad games no matter what. That's a TRUE hard core fan IMO.

YOU must be the closest true Sonic fan here, and I congratulate you!

*though I don't know whether I complimented you or not*

Really? Mine was Sonic 2(it was 2 Years old when I played it and it was button mashing for months.)And I bought both Sonic Gems and Sonic Mega Collection to replay all of the old Sonic Games

Yet more "True Sonic Fan!"
Compulsively headbutts anyone wearing a shirt with a Mario character on it.
Paints hedgehogs in zoos blue.
Can correctly pronounce such names as "Mephiles"(Meh-FILL-is) but consistently spells "Pokol" wrong. (OK, so maybe everyone does that.)

As an add on...

Steals the newly painted hedgehogs and train them to be faster then Kenyans.