Hey! Remember all those Deviations and what not? About Hammah getting a mom and such, and CR saying she'd be his mom? And the possiblity of a story?
Well after some discussion with CR and such, the story has been written!
And without further ado...
Hammah's Momtastic Day
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Scribble, scribble.
Pulling the pen back to observe his work, Hammah nodded at the sign, Thaddius milling about his feet.
The clone was standing in an outside market. To the left of him was a man selling oranges, and to the right was a man selling cabbages.
"Alright Thaddius!" Hammah grinned, holding the sign up and looking over it one more time, "We're in business!"
"Backaw?" Thaddius wondered, scratching the sidewalk and tilting his head at Hammah.
"Well I sure hope it works," Hammah sighed, "From what Avenger said, I'm not going to be able to get one the usual way. So we'll have to do something unusual!"
Hammah grinned brightly, holding up the sign, reading 'Looking For A Mom: Must be nice, like chickens, llamas, and vegetarians.'
And so, he hoped.
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Back at the lab, Avenger was leaning back in a couch, his student Kxs and Jimi on the couch as well, the three channel surfing. Tinman was off outside practicing his guitar.
"Hammah!" a voice shouted through the lab, and AGoI appeared from a hole in the floor. It led to his lab, "Avenger, Jimi, have you seen Hammah?"
"Yah, earlier today," Avenger answered, pausing on a program. Jimi and Kxs shared a glance, then sighed when the trench coat Custard-I continued to flip.
"...And?" Spork wondered with a scowl, "Where is he?"
"Oh, probably at Teh City," Avenger said, "He seemed pretty adamant about getting a mom, and after I told him he probably would get one the practical way, well, he said he had a plan."
Another pause on a channel, another glance, and the channels then continued to be changed. Another set of sighs.
"Great..." Spork sighed, rubbing his forehead, frustration growing, "Well I better go find him."
Climbing out from the hole, the entrance closed up and locked, and the evil genius headed outside, Avenger, Kxs, and Jimi continuing to watch TV.
"Will you choose a channel already?!" AGoI heard Jimi and Kxs yell at Avenger as he headed outside.
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"Two apples please!" a very happy voice said to an apple vendor. Crystal Rose was out shopping, and she had stopped to buy some apples, obviously.
After paying for them, she continued on, turning the corner, as a man was persistently trying to sell cabbages.
She then paused, seeing a familiar figure sitting on the ground, beginning to look distraught, though his sign was still being held up.
She read the sign, frowned, then looked at the figure.
"Awww..." she said, "Poor Hammah!"
Walking towards the clone, Crystal Rose ducked under a cabbage and patted the clone lightly on the head, "Hammah?"
The clone paused, and glanced upwards, seeing the pink clothed Flan-I, "Oh! Hi Miss Rose!" Hammah smiled, nodding towards her.
Crystal Rose smiled back, then glanced back to the sign, "You're looking for a mom Hammah?"
"Yup! Haven't had much luck so far...One guy asked if Thaddius was for sale, and that was it," Hammah answered.
"Hmmm..." Rose said, rubbing her chin, "Well come on Hammah! I can take care of you! You're to cute to leave here!"
Hammah blinked, then his eyes widened, "Really?! Oh, thank you!"
Hammah jumped up and grabbed Crystal Rose and hugged her, "You hear that Thaddius!"
"Backaw!"
Crystal Rose smiled as Hammah pulled back and danced around, "Okay then," she said, "Let's go shopping!"
Hammah grinned brightly, and followed after Crystal Rose.
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It was later, and a certain agent from the land below was sitting at the food court, talking with a hologram as he attempted to discern a map.
"So..." he said, "Were you able to get any info on T.H.E.M. from The Spork's databases?"
The hologram, an A.I. known as Cortana, shook her head, "No...Sorry."
"But you're one of the most advanced A.I. systems in existence," Vidit said, looking over at her from over the map, "That must be some sort of firewall he has."
"No...no firewall..." Cortana said, "The Spork's A.I....Eddie...He's just...so...happy..." the hologram seemed to shiver.
"...Does this mean it's contagious?" Vidit wondered.
"What's contagious?"
"The insanity around this place. Half of everything doesn't make sense, and what does only does so in context!" Vidit said, waving the map around, "The map to this mall doesn't even make sense!"
"Sir...You're holding it upside down," Cortana sighed.
Vidit paused, then chuckled, turning the map around, but paused when he saw two figures not to far.
"What the? Why is Crystal Rose leading Hammah around? Hammah works for Spork..." Vidit said, "Maybe it's some sort of plot...And what's with the chicken?"
"Sir, you're thinking out loud again," Cortana pointed out.
"Quiet!" Vidit said, "I better find out what's happening."
Getting up, Vidit made his way towards the two.
"Let's get some shoes Hammah!" Crystal grinned eagerly, pulling Hammah along.
"But what's wrong with the shoes I have?" Hammah wondered, Thaddius agreeing with a backaw, nestled on his head.
"Halt!" Vidit shouted, standing in front of them, "What's going on here?"
"Mom is bringing me shopping!" Hammah grinned.
Vidit paused, absorbing this information. And why did it seem familiar?
"Wait...But...Hammah is..." Vidit began, "Hammah works for Spork...Spork's a bad guy."
"The Professor isn't evil...Sorta...He's just..." Hammah frowned, scratching his head, "Well, he's like a dad to me."
"But how is she your mom?" Vidit wondered, looking towards Crystal Rose, "This makes no sense!"
"He wanted a mom," Crystal Rose explained, "So I said I'd be his! And he's so cute!"
Vidit found himself unable to respond, then sighed, shaking his head, "Okay then...From what I know about Hammah, he's not one for secret evil plots...Carry on."
Vidit walked back to his table and took a seat, "Will things ever make sense?"
Hammah shrugged, and he and Crystal Rose continued on.
"Okay Hammah, we can go shoe shopping, and then what else do you want to do?" the pink clad Flan-I asked her newly adopted son.
"Hmmm..." Hammah said, thinking, "I don't know...Never really been on anything like this before."
"Well we'll figure it out later then, but now..." Crystal Rose grinned, smiling happily. "Shoes!"
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"Look, I'm looking for this guy," Spork said to the cabbage merchant, holding up a picture of Hammah, "And I was told he was around here earlier, can you tell me where he went?"
After a few grueling minutes, Spork finally left, heading towards the mall, a cabbage in hand.
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Hammah paused, looking at the new shoes on his feet. They were nice yet, and despite his adorableness, he was still a guy, so he didn't really understand the point of getting all these shoes.
Crystal Rose grinned, looking at steady pile of growing shoe boxes by the two, but paused, looking up.
"Tazzy!" she shouted, Hammah glancing upwards as Tazzy appeared, the two girls hugging, "I was hoping to see you!"
Tazzy smiled, then paused, glancing towards Hammah, "Hey Hammah! Wait...what are you doing here?"
"I'm taking him shoe shopping!" Crystal Rose said, "And I'm adopting him!"
"Oooh, really?" Tazzy said, eyes widening, "That's adorable!"
"Ahh!" Hammah shouted, suddenly assaulted by huggles on both sides by the two female Flan-Is, amid shouts of "He's adorable!" and "I know!" and other things.
After a few minutes of this, Hammah found himself freed, and Crystal Rose was pulling him to their next location, after, of course, buying some shoes.
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AGoI frowned to himself, standing in the food court, looking around. Hammah had been here, he was pretty sure. He could sense the lingering aura, but he couldn't quite tell which way to go. Glancing around, he paused, blue/green eyes alighting on a S.A.I.N.T. Agent who was looking through the newspaper.
Moving over to him, Spork coughed loudly, and Vidit gave pause, glancing over the paper to see one of Teh City's villains.
"..." Vidit offered. First Rose was dragging Hammah along saying she had 'adopted' him as a son, and now here was the scientist who created Hammah and was arguably the former llama's father.
"You," Spork said, ever articulate, "Have you seen Hammah?"
"I may have," Vidit answered. He wasn't about to just supply information to an evil genius, "Why do you want to know?"
"Because I need to talk to him...I am his creator."
Vidit paused, thinking it over. "Sigh...He was with Crystal Rose earlier. They said they were going shopping."
No need to tell Spork that Rose seemed to have adopted Hammah as well. Besides, it would be interesting to see that when AGoI found out for himself.
"Why and where?" Spork inquired, leaning on the table and peering at Vidit, beginning to look very annoyed.
This made Vidit a little nervous. He had heard that Spork could do some damage when he wanted to. And testing wits against a genius is something Vidit just wasn't up for today. Besides, it's not like it was S.A.I.N.T. info he was giving away.
"I believe they said they were going shoe shopping...And...It seems Rose has somewhat adopted Hammah to become his mother."
Spork muttered under his breath, standing up straight and heading off to the shoe store in Teh Mall, hoping to catch the pink clad Flan-I and his creation.
Vidit sighed and went back to the paper. Maybe he should just stay at the base tomorrow. Snake had been talking about weird stuff elsewhere on Rapid Island when he came back on a mission.
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"Hey Kimi," Sama said, holding up a small plastic bag carefully, putting in a gummy worm, "Have you ever thought that sometimes we aren't the main characters in our own stories?"
Kimi, who was hefting a much larger bag filled with candy, much to the horror of the girl at the register, just shrugged.
"Eh, all I know is we're low on candy," Kimi answered, plopping the bag on the weight by the cashier. "Charge it to Spoony!"
Gaping slightly the cashier nodding, punching in some numbers, looking at a note by the register. Sama stepped forward, with a much smaller bag.
"Sama, Kimi, hi!"
Sama and Kimi paused, turning around and seeing the pink clad Flan-I Crystal Rose, who grabbed both of them suddenly to huggle the two.
Once freed, Sama grinned, "Hey Master Rose! What are you doing here?"
"I'm spending bonding time with my son!"
Kimi and Sama both froze, the gears in their heads coming to a complete and utter stop.
"Your...son?" Kimi wondered, then pulled Sama to the side. They began to whisper hurriedly.
"She's talking about me..." a voice chuckled, "Sorry, Thaddius needed to use the restroom."
Sama turned again, seeing his clone, his pet chicken Thaddius atop his head.
"Hammah!" Sama smiled, "Wait what?"
"I adopted Hammah as his mom!" Crystal giggled, holding Hammah tightly, "Isn't he adorable?"
"Psh, he's just a clone," Kimi said with a frown, "Besides, this has to be some sort of evil plot of Spork's?"
"But Hammah's not evil!" Rose assured, "Just look at him!"
She pressed the clone forward, who blinked softly with a chuckle, waving to the super powered heroine.
Kimi huffed, just shaking her head, "Whatever. Come on Sama, let's get back to the K-Tower."
Sama said a goodbye towards his former Flan teacher and clone, taking his bag, paying for it himself with a sigh, and then heading out.
"Alright, let's get some candy!" Rose said with a smile.
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Spork was someplace no man should dare to venture on his own. A place of untold horror and annoyance.
He was in a shoe store, looking around for Hammah or Crystal Rose.
"Argh..." the evil genius muttered, frustrated. However, luck gave way, as he notice Rose's best friend, Tazzy.
"You!" Spork shouted, for the second time this day, annoyance written across his face, "Did you see Crystal Rose and Hammah, and which way did they go?"
The mattress bender gave pause, blinking as Spork pointed an accusing finger at her face.
"I might have," she said, narrowing her eyes, "Why do you want to know?"
"Because Hammah is my creation..." AGoI answered, "That's all the reason I need."
"Oh? Just a creation?" Tazzy said, raising an eyebrow, "Well Crystal seemed elated to make him her son."
Twitch. Twitch. Spork stayed silent for a few minutes, then muttered, walking off, "Never mind, I'll find him myself! Darn boy, going to get himself hurt one day with that naivety of his..."
Tazzy sighed, stepping forward, "Fine...I think I heard them talking about getting some candy..."
Spork just nodded, racing off.
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Armed with bags of candy, Rose and Hammah were off again, outside now to their next destination.
"Let's get lunch!" Rose said suddenly, noticing some restaurants nearby. Hammah quickly nodded in agreement.
Seated outside a Subway, Phazon sighed, looking at his 'troops.' Ema was dissecting her sandwich, Rikku was enjoying the five dollar twelve inch deal, and TS was sitting silently with his food.
Looking up, he gave pause, seeing Crystal Rose and Hammah walking by. Not giving it to much thought, he waved at the two.
"Hi Phazon!" Crystal said, skipping forward, Hammah in tow. Thaddius was eyeing a chicken place nearby with a somewhat angry eye.
"Hello," Phazon said, then looked at Hammah, "What's the clone doing with you?"
As Crystal Rose explained to him the situation to him, he just nodded. Considering all the other strange stuff, he took it in stride. Hammah and TS began talking.
"Do you recommend a good place to eat?" Crystal asked Phazon. The former villain paused, then indicated the restaurant they were outside of.
"Is Jared part of L.A.S.O.O.F.?" TS piped up. Phazon shrugged.
"To be honest, I stopped keeping track of who was in L.A.S.O.O.F. after I was killed."
"Well come on Hammah! We can grab a bite to eat and then go see HA at the Temple!" Crystal grinned, dragging off Hammah again, who waved goodbye to the four.
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"Now where are they?" Spork grumbled, looking around, slightly lost. We had found the candy store, but their was a new cashier, so that trail went dead.
Walking along, he sighed, seeing Kimi and Sama. Kimi was holding up her giant bag of candy, and arguing with Sama, who was looking at the map of Teh Mall. They appeared to be lost.
"Excuse me..." Spork said, walking to the two, "Have either of you seen Hammah?"
Kimi and Sama glanced towards the villain. "Maybe," Kimi said, not really wanting to help out an enemy. "Maybe not."
Spork glared at the floating teen, who simply glared back. Sama chuckled, stepping forward, "Why are you looking for him?"
"Because Rose has taken him and I have to stop him from being corrupted from good!" Spork answered, turning towards Sama, "Have you seen him or not?"
"Well...We did see him with Crystal Rose. He seemed happy though," Sama answered, "And Hammah's not really evil..."
Spork glared at Sama now, who chuckled, rubbing the back of his head. "Okay...Well, we saw them, but we don't know where they went."
The evil genius let out a cry of frustration, then headed off. He was getting hungry. Maybe he'd get something to eat first, and then try to pick up the trail...
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"Oooooh HAaaaaaaaa!" Crystal shouted, opening the door to the Flan-I Temple with a bang. Hammah stood behind her, looking over her shoulder as Thaddius perched on his head.
Hammah was pretty sure he heard mad scrambling.
"Come on HA...I want to show you something!" Crystal Rose pouted, "I have a son!"
"...What?" HA said, his head popping out from a secret hole in the ceiling, confused. He cursed, having given away his secret hiding place, and jumped down. To late as it was.
"Right here!" Rose answered, steering Hammah forward, who waved to HA.
"Him?" HA asked, raising an eyebrow, "You do know that's Hammah, one of the evil clones Spork made, right?"
"Awww, he's not evil!" Crystal said, "He's adorable! And I know he's good. He just needs a positive influence and a caring mother!"
"Riiiiight," HA nodded, not believing it, just nodding.
Rose glared at him, and the former Flantom backed up slowly with a chuckle, "Errr...I mean, good luck with that."
"Backaw!"
"Hiss!"
Shannon and Thaddius had seemed to meet, and the two were eyeing each other. Shannon the Leech hissed at the chicken, while Thaddius ruffled his feathers and flapped slightly.
"Hey...maybe you should get your chicken before something happens..." HA said, picking up Shannon. Hammah stepped forward and picked up Thaddius as well, patting the chicken on the head.
"Well we're off to do some more mother/son activities!" Crystal grinned. HA sighed, thanking the Master Flan, but suddenly found arms wrapped around him.
"Goodbye huggles!" Rose chuckled, then walked off, Hammah following behind her. "Come on Hammah, I heard that the carnival is in town!"
"Awww..." HA said, "Why!?"
Shannon just gave a small hiss and nestled on his shoulder.
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"So you see," TS began, taking to Ema Sky, "That's why pigs can't fly."
Phazon sighed softly, walking along with the rest of his group. After Crystal and Hammah headed off once grabbing food, then had finished theirs.
He paused, feeling something slightly familiar, seeing Spork sitting by a table and eating some food, looking worried as he ate quickly.
"Hey..." Phazon said, walking over to the Custard-I. Spork was alone, probably meaning he wasn't planning any evil. Besides, he had worked with this guy once, back when he was still dead and evil.
Spork glanced up, "Hello..." A pause, "By any chance have you seen Hammah and Rose?"
"Yah," Phazon answered, "I did. Why do you want to know?"
"That's my business," Spork responded, narrowing his eyes. Unfortunately nothing else happened, as Rikku popped up.
"Ooooh, can I have those fries?" she asked, helping herself to a fry anyways.
Spork grinned, "Sure, but can you tell me where Hammah and Rose went to?"
Already munching more fries, she nodded, "Yah, Crystal Rose said she wanted to show Hammah to HA at the Temple."
"Thank you," Spork said, nodding, then ran off, leaving the rest of his food there.
Phazon sighed, turning to Rikku, "What if he was planning something evil?"
"Idunno," Rikku answered with a shrug, her mouth full of fries.
Shaking his head, Phazon headed off, his group in tow.
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Hammah's eyes were wide with boyish delight, munching some cotton candy as he looked at the carnival games and rides.
"I heard the carnival was in town," Crystal said with a smile, "I bet we can have a lot of fun here!"
Over by one of the booths, a black helmeted young man with a blue Hawaiian shirt nudged his partner-in-crime, who was shooting down duck targets.
"Hey, Rowen!" CHoW said, "Isn't that Rose? And why is she with that clone of the sidekick?"
Rowen paused, glancing over to where CHoW was pointing, then frowned, shooting a few more fake ducks, then handing the carnival gun back to the proprietor, and was rewarded with a giant stuffed bear.
"What are you going to do with that anyways?" CHoW wondered, momentarily distracted from evil plottings by the giant stuffed bear, "Give it to that girlfriend of yours? Shel something?"
"Shelary. And maybe," Rowen answered, "Does this story take place before or after that one anyways?"
"Beats me," CHoW answered. The fourth wall having been sufficiently broken, the two headed over to where Rose and Hammah were...
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"Look," HA said, answering the door as an irate Spork stood there, "I really can't tell you where they went...Since you're actually looking for them, and worried, I guess that means this isn't an evil plot. And Rose would kill me if I told you where they were."
Spork glared at HA. "Look, I need to know where they went! I can't let Hammah be corrupted any more! He's already a nice guy, just think what would happen under Rose's influence!"
"While I might be psychotic, I am still one of the good guys," HA answered with a frown, "So that's not my problem."
"Fine then..." Spork said, "What do I have to do to get you to tell me where they went? I don't want to lose the trail again."
HA paused, thinking. It's not everyday an evil genius offers up his services for easy information.
"I want a tank," HA answered, "I could build one myself, but Spoony won't let me."
"Fine, I'll build you tank. Now can you tell me where they went?"
"The carnival. And if I don't get that tank, you'll regret it," HA shouted out as Spork ran off.
"I am a man of my word, even if I might be evil!" Spork shouted back, heading off.
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"Yay, I won!" Hammah grinned, getting a ring around a cone. Being a Custard-I certainly helped at these games.
"Yah...you did..." a voice behind him and Crystal said. The two turned around to see CHoW and Rowen there, Rowen's giant teddy bear sitting beside him.
"Awww!" Crystal said, "That's an adorable bear you got Wen-wen!"
"Backaw!" Thaddius said from Hammah's head, agreeing.
"The name's Rowen!" the ninja Sith growled, pulling out his dual bladed Flan Saber. "Now say hello to your doom!"
Rowen leapt forward, but found himself blocked by a yellow blade.
"No way!" Hammah shouted, "You're not hurting my mom!"
"Mom?" Rowen chuckled, stepping back with a smirk, "Rose is your mom now? HA! This is perfect!"
Rowen looked towards CHoW, "Who do you wanna take?"
"Personally, I'd like to take out that clone. He reminds me way to much of his original."
"Fair enough," Rowen grinned, "I'll take Rose then..."
Hammah yelped, avoiding a blast of Flan Lightning as CHoW stepped forward.
Crystal sighed, pulling out her pink Flan Saber and facing Rowen, "Come on Wen-wen...I just wanted a nice time at the carnival with Hammah..."
Rowen didn't answer, just growling and beginning to glow red.
Wham! Rowen cried out in surprise as something hit him in the back of the head. Another wham, this time it rung, as CHoW was hit in the back of the head.
The two turned, to see a very annoyed Spork now, holding up a few rings from a carnival game. Two rings lay by CHoW and Rowen, indicating that's what had been launched.
Holding one up and letting it float around him, Spork sighed, "Even though I don't really care what happens to Rose, I can not let you hurt Hammah, and as he seems determined to help Rose, it means I will have to help too."
"We can take you too!" Rowen yelled.
"BACKAW!"
"AUGH!"
Thaddius had launched himself forward, scrambling at Rowen. Rowen twisted about, trying to get the chicken off of him.
"Thaddius!" Hammah shouted, running forward. As Rowen was trying to get the chicken off his head, CHoW snickered, moving his foot out, tripping Hammah, who ran into Rowen.
Rowen focused on his Flan, and Hammah and Thaddius went flying off of him. Thaddius landed safely on a carnival booth, while Hammah crashed into one.
"Hammah? HAMMAH?!" Rose shouted, looking at the debris. No answer. She turned on the two Siths, who gulped, looking at each other. They did not like the look she was giving them. Even Spork had moved out of her line of sight, lest he get caught in her wrath somehow.
"Maybe...maybe we should make a tactical retreat..." CHoW suggested.
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Hammah's head was swimming. He remembered getting hit and sent flying...Then what happened?
"Hammah, breakfast!" a voice shouted out. Wait...was that Crystal?
And was he sleeping? Wait, was that a dream?
Something not seeming right, Hammah got up, and suddenly found himself at a table. It wasn't the one at the lab. No, this definitely wasn't the lab. Notes weren't scattered about, and everything seemed neat and tidy.
He blinked, and two people were at the table, while a third seemed to be making waffles.
Wait, was that The Professor? In a sweater vest and tie? And a pipe?
"Remember sons, you need to do well in school," Spork said, though not sounding evil. As things seemed to come into focus, he noticed Jimi was sitting across from him. He also seemed to dressed...Well, normal. Pants and a shirt. No 'J' or anything.
"Especially you Hammah," Spork continued, nodding towards the clone. "Got that Hammah?"
"Ummm...yah..." Hammah answered, then shook his head. Suddenly the third figure was by his side, handing him waffles.
"Mom?" Hammah muttered. It was Crystal Rose. But why was she dressed as though she was in some old black and white family sitcom?
"Yes dear?" she asked with a smile, but before Hammah could say anything else about this weird place, the door, which Hammah swore hadn't been there before, opened with a bang, Avenger stepping in. However, he was still dressed in his trench coat. Even Hammah's subconscious could not get rid of that.
"How's everyone?" Avenger grinned.
"Hi Uncle," Jimi said, waving to Avenger.
Hammah blinked, confused.
"Hammah, say hello to your uncle, it's only polite," Rose said. "Okay Hammah?"
"Hammah?"
Hammmmah?"
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"Come on Hammah, wake up," Rose said, waving her arms and Water Bending some cool water on his head.
With a sputter, Hammah coughed, blinking his eyes and looking at Spork and Rose, who were staring at him.
"Good..." Spork sighed, "You're okay...right?"
"Yah..." Hammah answered, "Weird dream though....You don't own a sweater vest, right Professor?"
As Spork looked puzzled, Rose just grinned and huggled Hammah tightly, "Glad you're okay! I'd hate to lose you after I just got a son."
Hammah grinned brightly, then paused, "Hey, what happened to Rowen and CHoW?"
"You remember that animal special on alligators Hammah?" Spork asked. Hammah nodded, "Remember what the mother gator would do to anyone who would try to steal one of her eggs?"
Another nod.
"I would rather try to steal an alligator egg then have been those two," Spork answered. "Now come on, you've had enough fun for today. Time to come back to the lab!"
"But Professor..." Hammah whined, "I wanted to stay out more with mom..."
"She's not your mom!" Spork snapped. Rose glared at him, "You don't need a mother anyways..."
"Hammah," Rose said softly, "Why do you want a mom anyways? I mean, you have Sporky here as a dad. Sure, he's evil, but he's not that evil. He was worried you about you. Looked all over Teh City for you today! And you have your brother Jimi, and Avenger too, don't you?"
"Well...yah..." Hammah said, looking at his feet, "But...I want a mom...It's just...I'm a clone, you know...I'm not normal. Heck, I use to be a llama...And I can talk to animals. I guess I just wanted something...normal...And I really liked you being my mom."
"Awwww..." Rose said, huggling the young clone again with a smile, "Well I enjoy being your mother! Someone has to make sure you don't turn evil. You're to cute for evil!"
"Ahem?" Spork said, "Shouldn't I have the last say on this matter?"
"Please?" Hammah and Crystal said, looking at him with wide eyes.
"Ack no!" Spork shouted, attempting to shield his eyes, "Not the cute!"
They continued to stare, and Spork sighed, "Fine...But I have to know where you two are, okay?"
"Deal!" Hammah said, hugging his creator, then hugged his mom tightly.
Crystal grinned, hugging the boy tightly, then looked towards Spork, then backed towards Hammah. Both of them got a grin on their face, and crept towards the evil genius, who had turned his back to them in a huff.
"AUGH!" Spork shouted, being huggled by both of them...
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"I'm serious Kimi," Sama said, "I mean, we like barely showed up in this story."
"So? I didn't have to go and punch somebody. I like a day off," Kimi answered, munching through her giant bag of candy, "Besides, it's over anyways, and Wen-Wen and CHoW-der head broke the fourth wall earlier."
"It's okay, Scruffy doesn't mind," the janitor said, sweeping up the debris.
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A.N. Hope you people enjoyed this!