Spork: As the Custard Comic wasn't really working, Avenger and I have decided to turn the whacky adventures of the Custard-I in Teh Town in a series of short stories instead of trying with the comics.

This way, both of us, and anyone else, obviously, can contribute.

These are meant to be humorous and silly, so I hope you enjoy this first installment.

Avenger: And so, you know, the power of...The Box. That is all.


Without further ado...


The Custard-I Misadventures

Avenger crept silently through the lab, hiding under a large cardboard box, sneaking down aisles with various benches that had miscellaneous devices scatted about it. He was on a mission.

Working at a table, Spork seemed to be studying something under a microscope, and writing a few things down in a notebook. Avenger poked his head out of the cardboard box, then placed it gently to the side for now. He’d have to leave his safe haven for the moment, if he was to prank his fellow Custard-I.

Glancing about the room, making sure not to be seen or sensed, he wondered what would do the trick.

There! Next to Spork was a bucket of what seemed to be water. It wasn't capped at the moment, and Avenger knew for a fact AGoI didn't keep any dangerous acids here. Probably studying water microbes from some distant part of Rapid Island for something, Avenger mused. There was some writing on it, but he couldn't tell what it said where he was hiding.

Holding his hands up carefully, the bucket shifted slightly, being manipulated by Avenger's Custard Energy. Spork paused, his head moving upwards, then shouted out in surprise as the bucket sloshed at him, getting him wet, the bucket falling to the floor and releasing the rest of it's contents to the ground.

The evil genius shouted in surprise, shooting upwards, the chair falling to the side as Avenger cackled merrily, eyes closed as he tried to stop.

After a few moments, he breathed deeply, standing up and looking towards a very irate Spork, who was charging some Custard Lightning.

However, Avenger only began to laugh hysterically once more, as the sight that greeted him was something he could only laugh at. This water, it seems, was cursed water, and Spork now, well, had some girlish charms to say the least.

“Avenger...” Spork growled, then paused slightly at his...her, higher voice, but then continued none the less, “I am going to kill you now...Very, very painfully.”

Avenger paused, then dove for cover, hiding under his box.

“That box isn’t going to save you!” the female Spork shouted. Avenger got up, still in his box, and ran like his life was in danger…Which, wasn’t that for from the truth.

The door automatically opening as Avenger sprinted it for it, Spork in pursuit, though slower then normal, encumbered by the now to large boots and pants.

In the living room, Jimi, Hammah, Tinman, and Kxs were gathered, watching TV.

They heard screaming.

“Ahhhhhhh!” Avenger shouted, leaping over the couch where Tinman and Kxs were on, leaving the four there confused.

“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!”

They all froze at that. Who did that female voice belonged to?

Crashing over the couch, they saw a red headed figure growl, pick herself up, and whirl around at the four.

“Which way did Avenger go?”

The four stared at each other. Was that Spork?

“Well?!”

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It was a few hours later, and a very irate, but back to male Spork, was sitting in the living room, an extra crispy Avenger also accompanying them.

“So…” Tinman said, broaching the subject, “What happens now if you’re hit with cold water?”

“I turn into a girl…” Spork answered with a growl, “Thanks to Avenger…”

“Isn’t there a cure or something?” Jimi wondered.

“In a way…I’d need some of the male Jusenkyo water...But it took me forever to get the female one…I had just placed an order to get one of the human ones…Trying to study it’s properties to see if I could make Jimi and Hammah more complete…” Spork answered, “But I heard there was an accident at the springs, and now they’re all jumbled around, so no one knows which spring is which…”

“Meaning getting that cure is slim pickings…” Kxs spoke up, “Well, least I won’t be the only girl around here!”

Spork glared at the Custard-I, and she quickly went quiet.

One thing was for certain…Their never was a dull moment at The Lab.

XD

Somehow I think Avenger's in trouble.

That could lead to a lot of complicated situations.

Sama: Just a wee bit of trouble. XD

And definitely...Poor Spork is going to have some problems.

*snicker* Well KxS does have a point!

XD Awesome AGoI! It'll be cool to read all of these!

lol XD

Great little story. I look forward to reading more of 'em ^^

Yay! Another female =D.....well....sorta.

XD good one, Sporky!

I know....double post. BUT, I came up with a story (even though 'Vengy helped a bit ^v^). You guys are gonna love this XD

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That Darn Knuckles Plushie



KxS was in her room, being a bit anti-social. She wanted to be alone with her Knuckles plushie for a while. "Well, Knucx...what should I do now?" A long silence was in the room. "Yeah, you're right. I should be out in the living room socializing."

That is when Avenger burst into the room, not bothering to knock. "Come on, Barbie! It's time for training!" he yelled. KxS knew the drill. She grabbed her saber and walked out the door. Avenger was looking at the Knuckles plushie the whole time. "Ain't ya gonna come out, 'Vengy?" she asked.

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I...I'll meet you outside." The student nodded, and went outside. The red eyed Custard-I gave a look at the plushie that was staring at him. "Loooove meeee." said the plushie. "Shut up." Avenger replied. "Loooooove meeeeee." it said again. The Custard-I walked toward the Knuckles plushie, and bent down.

"You're not the demonic one here." he told it. He then went outside. The stuffed animal made a little growl. Then, Hammah walked into KxS's room, looking for Thaddius. "Thaddius! Thaddius, where are you?!" he yelled. The devious plushie had an idea. "Looooove meeeeeee." it said. "Wha? Who said that?" the blonde clone asked.

"Looooooooove meeeeeeeeee." the Knuckles plushie said again. Hammah looked at the stuffed echidna sitting on KxS's bed. "Wa.....was that you?" he asked. "Looooooooooooooove meeeeeeeeeeeeeee." the plushie said with a creepier voice. "Bu.....wh....why?" the clone asked. "Love me...or DIE!" it yelled. Hammah then ran away screaming. The Knuckles plushie started to laugh like crazy.

Meanwhile, Hammah ran into the kitchen where Spork was making lunch. "Daaaaad! The devil's in the lab!!" he cryed. The professor sighed. "Hammah, there's no such thing as the..." "AHEM!" he was interupted by Avenger outside. "B-b-but Dad! KxS's plushie was TALKING TO ME!" the blonde clone yelled as he got on his knees and hugged Prof. Spork's legs.

The professor laughed. "That's nonsence, Hammah! Plushies don't talk, even if they look like video game characters." "But he told me to love him, or I would die!" the clone shuddered. "'Venger was probably playing a trick on ya." "But he's outside training the owner of that stuffed demon!!!" "Good point."

Soon, Avenger and KxS came inside for some lunch, and Jimi, Hammah, and Spork were at the table. "Howdy, guys! Hammah, you look a tad pale, is something wrong?" the Custard student asked. "Wrong? Your toy wants to KILL ME!" Hammah answered. KxS giggled, "That's silly!" Spork looked at the blonde Custard-I with that 'I told you so' look.

"He wants to kill Tinman!" she said. Spork banged his head on the table. "...By the way...where is he?" she asked. Meanwhile, in KxS's room, Tinman walked by. The Knuckles plushie got angry for no reason, and and ran toward the guitar-weilding Custard-I. Growls and screams could be heard from all around the lab.

KxS ran toward the noise as fast as she could. The other Custard-Is decided to follow. When they made it to the fight, they saw poor Tinman getting attacked by a vicious plushie. The female tried to grab her toy before anyone got seriously hurt. "Knuckles! Knuckles! Bad! No! Bad Knuckles!" she yelled.

The plushie stopped what it was doing, and walked toward it's owner. "What do you have to say for yourself? You're not supposed to be attacking Tinman and scaring Hammah! That's very bad." she told it as if it were her child. The plushie sat down and started crying. KxS felt a little bad, picked up her plushie, and walked it into her room.

Before they got in the room, the plushie looked over the girl's shoulder, and stuck it's tounge out at the other Custard-Is. Tinman was taking shaky breaths, Hammah looked scared, Jimi looked confused, Spork was stunned, and Avenger was laughing. KxS came out of the room. "OK, Knucx is grounded a....what are you laughing at?" she asked. "Hahaha! Your toy...*snickers* I'm not the only one demon! HaHAAA!" he laughed harder. The female Custard-I rolled her eyes, and walked toward the kitchen with the boys following her.

XD

That was funny! Heh, so now the Custard-I have a scientists, some clones, a few custard-I, one scary demon guy, a very evil plushie and a chicken.

Fun party night, I'd bet.

EPIC WIN.

XD

A story truly worthy of the Sk and Ws Title

XD

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I swear that I've already commented on that first story, but I don't see a post here by me yet... But anyways, that first one's pretty hilarious, as well (and I can definitely say that Avenger probably thinks it was worth the electrocution to be able to laugh at the results of what happened. XD )

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That Knuckles Plushie reminds me of the tails doll. Creepy! But fun ^_^

Yes, this is being updated with another short story!

Muhahaha!

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“It’s a duck!”

“What? No way! They’re marsupials! That’s a proven scientific fact!”

“But they have bills. Thus, ducks.”

“Geese have bills, and they’re not ducks.”

“Okay, so maybe they’re geese instead.”

“What, no! They’re marsupials!”

Spork and Avenger were arguing back and forth, walking along in Teh Town. Spork was intent on getting groceries, and Avenger tagged along to annoy Spork, and to make sure the evil genius picked up his Vitamin Water.

As they made their way to the grocery store, Avenger paused, turning into an alleyway.

“…Now what are you doing?” Spork wondered, glancing over to Avenger, “Something shiny distract you?”

“YES!” Avenger declared, popping back unto the sidewalk suddenly. In his hands was a lamp.

A sort of lamp one would place on a table and plug in. Only, there was no cord and plug.

“…A lamp? And that is not shiny,” Spork said, “Now put that back, it’s trash.”

“Come on Sporky! This thing is kinda neat. I wonder how it works. No cord. Maybe it runs on batteries…” Avenger mused, turning the lamp around in his hands.

“Throw…it…away…” Spork said, frowning, “It’s probably full of germs!”

“Yah, yah, dad,” Avenger chuckled, “Loosen up Sporky.”

Spork growled, grabbing the lamp and trying to wrestle it out of Avenger’s hands, the two scuffling, both grabbing for the lamp, their hands rubbing it…

A sudden blast of smoke, and both of the Custard-Is were blasted backwards, a blue genie floating there.

“Hello!” he grinned, “You two have just found me, Genie of the Lamp! You know what this means?”

Avenger grinned, as the Genie floated upwards, music beginning to swell.

“NO!” Spork shouted, “No musical numbers!”

Avenger and Genie frowned, the music dyeing off.

“We each get three wishes, right?” Avenger wondered, as the Genie floated in front of them.

“Yup! There are a few rules though. No killing anyone, no bringing back anyone from the dead, and no making anyone fall in love,” Genie said, counting them off on his fingers.

The two glanced to each other. Three wishes each…Yes, this would be good.

“What are you going to use your wishes for?” Spork wondered. He was thinking carefully. He knew wishes could easily backfire.

“Well, I could end world hunger, fix the economy, bring the villains to justice, get a Gohan and Videl wedding special of DBZ... But mainly, I'm just gonna use it to mess with you, which is far more fun,” Avenger grinned.

“You know, I am considered a villain…” Spork grumbled.

“FIRST WISH!” Avenger shouted, posing dramatically, Spork jumping back from the sudden shouting, “I wish for my own Tekken 6 machine!”

“Ah, crud,” Spork grumbled, “You already make enough noise in the lab!”

Genie chuckled, snapping his fingers, and in a flash of blue smoke, a Tekken 6 machine appeared by Avenger. The Custard-I hugged the electronic device.

“I am not helping you moving that,” Spork said… “And for that, my wish is-”

“I wish I had a megaphone!” Avenger declared suddenly. With another poof, a megaphone appeared in Avenger’s hands, and he turned to Spork.

“HOW’S THIS? IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH FOR YAH?!” Avenger shouted into the megaphone, Spork literally being pushed back by the sound, momentarily turning deaf.

“I wish the megaphone would explode!” Spork shouted. Genie sighed, snapping his fingers yet again, Avenger becoming covered in soot from his exploded megaphone.

“Awww…” Avenger muttered, “Oh well, easy come, easy go. Guess it’s your turn for another wish…”

Spork paused, considering his wishes. He could wish for something big, but that would inevitably come back to bite him on the butt.

Revenge time…

“I wish Avenger’s trench coat was pink!” Spork declared. Avenger paused, as in a puff of smoke, his normally dark grey trench coat became bright pink. Spork smirked, crossing his arms over his chest. “Hah.”

“Real men wear pink, Sporky. Besides…” Avenger ripped off the pink trench coat, and revealed to have another gray one underneath, “Unfortunately for you, I dressed in layers.”

Spork glowered, and both fell silent. What to do with their last wish? They would have to be careful…

But Spork knew what he wanted.

“I wish I had the cure for my Jusenkyo Curse!” Spork said. In a flash of blue smoke once more, Spork held in his hands a cup of water, from the Spring of the Drowned Male.

“I wish he didn’t!” Avenger shouted, shoving Spork aside, the cup of cursed water disappearing to who knows where.

As Avenger chuckled merrily, Spork pulled out his Keyblade.

“It’s stabbin’ time!” Spork shouted, chasing after Avenger, who was laughing his head off the entire time.

Smiling to himself, the Genie and his lamp vanished…

A couple hours later, Spork and Avenger appeared back at the lab, carrying groceries.

“It’s a marsupial…” Spork muttered, “Platypuses are marsupials…”

“Yah, I know,” Avenger grinned, “I was just messing with you…OI! Jimi! I need your help with something!”

“Anything interesting happen?” Hammah wondered, popping up to help with the groceries, “You guys were gone for a while…”

Spork and Avenger glanced towards each other, then shook their heads.

“No…Nothing interesting,” Avenger answered. “Nothing at all.”

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That was pretty funny, Sporky! Geez... Avenger and Spork are like kids, sometimes. XD

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I think that one is my favorite yet of your short stories AGoI!!! Very funny!

Heh, well he does listen to Kawabe Chieco alot, so...

XD hillarious!!

As I always say, there are no such thing as men, because they're ALL boys XD

Hahaha! Pretty funny stuff, yet again! Especially Avenger. XD

Allright! Last night, I got bored, and decided to write yet another misadventure :p

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It was a nice, sunny day, and Avenger was training KxS with her saber skills. "Come on, get it more straight!" he yelled at his student. "I'm trying, 'Vengy!" She finally lunged it straight...into the wall of Spork's lab. "Erm.....my bad." she said, still holding the saber. Tinman then walked outside. "Hayo!...What just happened?" he asked, looking at KxS.

"I....made a mistake." she answered. The British Custard-I looked at the saber in the wall for a moment longer. "Well, I'll be on the roof. Bubis!" he said as he floated toward the roof. ".......At least Spork didn't see this." the girl said in relief. Too bad Spork came out after she said that. The professor looked to his left and saw Avenger, KxS, and the saber in the wall.

"MY WALL!" he yelled with his hands on his cheeks. "S-sorry Mister Spork sir, it was an accedent." KxS appologized as she pulled the saber out of the slightly damaged wall. The upsetted evil genius walked up to the hole in the wall, and took a good look at it. He slowly turned toward KxS, and gave her a scary glare.

This glare scared the poor girl so badly, that she dropped her saber, and ran inside. "You scared off my student!" Avenger yelled. "Well, she damaged my wall!" Spork yelled back. "She didn't mean it." "What else could she destroy?! She almost killed me when she made that heat-seeking yo-yo!" "Hey, that yo-yo had a bug in it." "A bug that almost KILLED ME!"

Their fight could be heard from inside. KxS felt bad, and she wanted to do something to make it up to Sporky for ruining his wall. "Hey! I could make him lunch!" she said to herself. She ran right to the kitchen, and looked around for a pot and some boxes of macaroni and cheese. She found both, put the boxes on the counter, filled the pot with water, and put it on the stove.

She was about to get a lighter, when something came across her mind. Wait a minute.... she thought, I have the Power of the Stars! I could just light the stove with that! Her hands lit yellow, and she touched the stove. WHOOSH The stove burst into flames. "Ah!" the female Custard-I yelled. "This was NOT how I planned it!" she paniced as she looked for a fire extiguisher.

It wasn't long before the counter and the fridge caught on fire as well. The fire alarm went off, and Spork could hear it from outside. He ran inside and toward the kitchen. By then, the fire exctiguishers on the ceiling were doing their job. The professor saw the fire and KxS at the scene. "MY KITCHEN!!!!!" he yelled, pulling on his hair. Avenger apperently followed his buddy inside.

"Oh yeeeaaaah! Burn, baby, burn!!!" he danced. Spork glared at him, but the red-eyed Custard-I just laughed. KxS looked toward the two and blushed. "Sorry Mister Spork sir....I tried to light the stove with my star powers..." Teh Evil Spork walked toward the counter, then glared at the girl. "That stove...was supposed...to light..ITSELF!!" he yelled. KxS got scared and ran up to her room.

"Hey!" Avenger yelled, "You scared off my student!"

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Honestly...I think I should stop writing stories past midnight XD