Title: Chaos Comes To L.A.S.O.O.F.
Description: New Characters: Halberd and Green
Description: New Characters: Halberd and Green
GoldenSama - February 2, 2009 11:56 PM (GMT)
[Sama Says] The new season . . . HAS BEGUN! :D There's already ten episodes being planned/written and I have ideas for even more. SK&WS'09 is all about the maximum comedy, so sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. :3
Some of today's jokes have been inspired by conversations had on deviantART! Credit goes to Kimi and Avenger for humorous conversations that has now found its way into this show. XD Go give them all yourmoney appreciation.
Every episode for a while will have new stuff: This one has two new characters.
Leaf Green is AmyRoseTheHedgehog, Chaos Halberd . . . well, obviously. :XD:
It had been two weeks since the 'incidents' with the Time Travelers, and the strange, nonsensical version of normalcy that the residents of Teh City were used to had settled back down. As the day reached its midway point, the young superhero was sitting on her couch, eating a bowl of cereal and surfing the television channels.
Sama walked by, on his way to the kitchen to grab a soda. He paused a few seconds after he passed Kimi and turned on the spot. He headed back over and gave her a quizzical look. “What's up with the new necklace?”
Kimi beamed up at him with a big grin. Sure enough, around her neck was a ribbon tied to a large gold medal. “I won an award! One of MY IDEAS,” She paused and looked directly at you, the reader, to make sure you realize that the following joke was inspired by Kimi and not the schmuck writing this. “Anyway, one of my ideas totally stopped global warming.”
Sama blinked. “You stopped global warming?”
“Yep.” Kimi nodded. “But I didn't feel like having a pirate live with us, so I pawned him off on the Justice League.”
[. . .]
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice . . .
Batman was standing in the kitchen, next to a small, black coffeemaker. He started speaking in a gruff, growling voice. “Where's the coffee? I need my coffee.”
Superman came over, raising an eyebrow. “You know, you'll damage your vocal cords if you keep growling with every word you say. Besides, I already know your secret identity, so why are you . . .?”
“I NEED MY COFFEE.” Batman growled again, looking murderous. “Why didn't you go to the store!?”
Superman frowned. “I told Aquaman to go . . . and I gave him $500.”
The two legendary superheroes looked to the living room, where Aquaman was standing. He flushed. “Well . . . I told the new guy to go. I thought maybe a villain would attack and you'd need my help.”
Batman growled. Again.
Aquaman put his hands on his hips. “What? I'm helpful! . . . I'm useful, dammit! . . . I . . . I do stuff . . . I . . . SCREW YOU!” He started sobbing uncontrollably and ran out of the room.
“Pansy.” Batman growled.
Superman looked a bit annoyed. “Hey! Jack, get in here!”
A voice replied from the next room. “I'm not coming in there unless you say my name right! We've discussed this.”
Superman looked very annoyed. “Captain Sparrow, can you come in here?”
In an instant, the legendary pirate stumbled in. “What's up, S?”
Superman glared. “Aquaman said he sent you to the store.”
Jack nodded. “He said to only get the essentials. So I did.”
Batman opened the cupboard, and he glared. “Rum and potato chips.”
Jack nodded. “Savvy? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go rob French shipping vessels, since apparently that's how you stop global warming.”
Batman growled; and then he doubled over in pain. “My throat!”
Superman just sighed. “Cue the new season.”
Standing on a sunset-lit beach was Mojohanna and Roy Mustang. Everything was sparkly and hazy, and Roy was shirtless.
“Joha, my love, come and let us watch the sunset together!”
Joha grinned from ear to ear. “Oh Roy, this is a dream come true!”
At that moment, a obnoxiously loud noise shattered the skies and a flashing green light ruined the moment. Seconds later, Joha's eyes opened and she instantly sat up in bed, throwing a punch at her alarm clock and smashing it into pieces. The sound and light that had woken her up, though, was not from the clock.
“If this is Kimi's idea of getting me up because I slept in late, I'll --” She was about to complain loudly (while also explaining why she was still asleep at noon because the author is so lazy he'd rather go to great lengths at explaining this instead of just changing the word 'midday' to 'morning' earlier, even though this explanation takes a lot longer, but hopefully it comes off as funny and not annoying... Do you even remember the sentence this is interrupting?) when she realized the alarm was coming from the Master Flan that sat in the corner of her room.
Her eyes widened and she quickly decided to get the attention of her roommates. “HEY! GET UP HERE, CHUCKLES!”
'Chuckles' was Sama's latest nickname. No one could quite figure out where it came from.
After a minute, the door burst open and an annoyed Kimi floated in, Sama trailing behind her.
“What the heck, Joha?” Kimi asked, crossing her arms.
Joha just groaned and pointed at the Flan. “It only does this when it senses two or more people with the potential to become Flan-I who haven't been trained yet.” She explained.
“Really? Two new Flan-I?” Sama blinked, marveling at the Master Flan. “Cool!”
Kimi nodded. “Yeah, yeah, fun times – how about TURNING IT THE 'EFFE OFF!?” She raised her voice, clearly annoyed that her cartoon watching was being interrupted by loud noises and flashing lights.
Joha shrugged. “It'll only stop when a Flan-I touches it and acknowledges the signal . . . SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CHUCKLES!?”
Sama blinked. “I didn't know that! I still haven't finished reading the Master's Manual!” He had been named a full-fledged Flan-I Master a long time ago, but the manual had been misplaced in his room somewhere, probably buried in the bottom of his closet.
“JUST TURN IT OFF!” Kimi and Joha yelled in unison. Sama sweat dropped and quickly ran towards the Master Flan. He placed both hands on top and suddenly the lights stopped flashing and the annoying sound went away. Sama frowned, his hands now sticky with syrup. Though, at least he'd avoided being hit by his roommates.
“I guess I'd better go tell the others.” Sama thought out loud.
“Yeah, you do that. I'm going to watch cartoons.” Kimi replied with a yawn.
Sama frowned. “Aren't you even a little interested in the idea of new Flan-I?”
Kimi shrugged. “Nope. I appreciate the whole 'bringing me back to life' thing, but considering half of our enemies are former Flan-I, the idea of more of ya doesn't fill me with joy.”
Sama sighed. “Well, fine then! I'm going to go meet the new people!”
“Whatever. If they turn out to be good, I'll meet them this weekend . . . and if they're bad, I'll kick their asses later.” Kimi yawned.
“WILL YOU TWO GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM, ALREADY!?” Joha was losing her temper. She had, after all, still been asleep before the alarm went off – and Kimi and Sama have a tendency to be a little annoying; not the people you want arguing three feet from you when you're trying to wake up.
[. . .]
On the outskirts of Teh City is a small skate park. It was a hangout place for many of the local 'normal' teenagers. The worst crimes to ever happen there was littering and some graffiti. It wasn't normally the place that got a lot of attention from the super-powered residents.
Today, though, there were some new faces in the skate park. One of them was a teenage girl named Leaf Green. She wore a camo-colored T-shirt over a long-sleeve black shirt and dark blue jeans. She also wore a hat over her green-dyed hair, and a pair of gloves with large blue stones on them.
The other was a teen boy with dark hair, dressed all in black. He had a gruff look on his face, and on the back of his jacket was a strange symbol. It looked like a face; two x-ed out eyes, a scarred mouth and a jester's hat; all in red and white against the black jacket. His name was Chaos Halberd.
Currently, Halberd was spraying graffiti on the wall. The same symbol as on his jacket. Once he'd finished, he dropped the cans and laughed.
“Ah, man Leaf . . . I am SO bored.” He sighed and slumped against the wall, next to the picture he'd made.
“Pfft. Who isn't around here?” Green sighed, shaking her head. “Come on, let's hit the half-pipe.”
Halberd shrugged. “What's the point, Leaf? This whole scene is BOR-ing. Just ONCE I wish something exciting would happen to us.”
There are very few laws of nature or science that hold true on Rapid Island. One truth actually does hold sound, however; “be careful what you wish for”.
Seconds after Halberd had finished that statement, there was a flash of blue light. The barrier of time and space was torn asunder and two infamous faces of Teh City appeared standing before the two teens. Leaf jumped back a bit, Halberd balled up his fists. They both gasped when they recognized the two who had appeared.
“Yo.” Darth CHoW said casually, crossing his arms.
“We need to talk.” Rowen grinned, a look of satisfaction on his face.
“I know you guys...” Leaf spoke up. “You're CHoW and Rowen! My sis told me all about you guys.”
Rowen nodded. “Heh... we're famous.”
“Famous for being lame idiots.” Halberd smirked.
Rowen's face fell considerably; CHoW's eyes narrowed in annoyance.
“I hear you guys are some crackpot wannabe super villains who get beaten up by some even bigger idiots like, every day.” Halberd didn't seem worried given the circumstances. Green had been nervous at first, but that melted away as she saw nothing bad happen to Halberd.
“Heh... yeah, yeah, you're annoying.” CHoW sighed. “You've also got some impressive skills, from what I hear. I hear you two are legends at this park, even though you're both new in town. Making jumps and pulling off tricks that most people said were impossible. Defying gravity.”
Green perked up at the idea of them having heard of her reputation. Indeed, after just three days in Teh City, she and Halberd had become famous among the 'normal' crowds for being able to do things no one else seemed to be able to do.
“Yeah. What of it?” Halberd wasn't as impressed. He knew he was a legend after just a few days, and he wrote that off as skills.
“Alright. I don't like the attitude.” Rowen narrowed his eyes. Then he disappeared in a flash of blue light and reappeared behind Halberd; in a second Halberd was on the ground with a footprint on the back of his jacket.
“Hal!” Green yelled.
“Now pay attention!” Rowen crossed his arms. “You can do that stuff because you're bodies are in tune with The Flan. You've got the making to be Flan-I Knights . . .”
“. . . And we're gonna train ya.” CHoW finished, looking from the nervous looking Leaf to the still-pinned Halberd. “You're going to be our apprentices.”
“Is that a fact?” A female voice asked from behind CHoW.
“Yes! It is a fact! I know it to be one!” CHoW was practically giddy. He had lost his most recent attempt at being the 'main villain', although he'd had some level of success when he'd managed to kill Super Kimi for a few hours. Still, he should have been paying a bit more attention to the voice – since he should have recognized it.
“Dude... problem.” Rowen blinked with a groan.
“Problem? What problem?” CHoW tilted his head, and then he turned a bit – to see Tazzy and Crystal Rose standing not far away, their arms crossed. He sighed and sweat dropped. “Oh . . . W-Well . . . two on two is a fair fight, we have a chance . . .”
“No you don't.” Tazzy corrected him.
“Yes we do!” CHoW argued back.
“Naw. Come on guys, you know how this'll end.” Crystal shook her head. “You'll be frozen, burnt, buried and then a tornado will fly you out over Teh Bay and drop you in.”
CHoW blinked. “That sounds unpleasant.”
“Oh, it will be!” Tazzy promised. “Have you ever had a boulder land on your head before?”
CHoW glared. “YOU know I have!”
Tazzy stuck out her tongue at him. “Oh yeah, I've dropped boulders on your head before! Hmm... maybe the ones in the past were too small to really get the message through. I should try a mountain this time.”
By this point, Rowen had sighed and let Chaos Halberd up from the ground. He knew this wouldn't end well. Lately, Rowen had been doing a lot of thinking about the constant thrashing the villainous duo received. Perhaps, if Halberd and Green became apprentices, they'd have a better shot against the Flan-I . . . but for now, Rowen just felt tired of the whole situation. He'd reached the end of his rope, and his patience.
“You girls think you're tough, do you?” CHoW was far from the end of his rope.
“We KNOW we're tough!” Crystal replied with a grin.
“And we know YOU'RE weak!” Tazzy added.
CHoW clenched his gloved fists. “We . . . We can totally whoop you! We're . . . We . . . You . . .”
“Oh just give it up bucket-head.” CHoW's stomach churned at the voice. In a few seconds, Avatar came running up and stopped when he was standing by the girls. His usual half-insane grin was plastered on his face and he looked more than ready to rumble.
“Yeah... if you give up, we can all go home! Get some food.” Sama agreed; he had just arrived, being late because Kimi insisted (demanded) he make breakfast before he left.
CHoW sweat dropped again. If he and Rowen fought Crystal and Tazzy alone, they'd lose and go home with some burns, wet capes, rocks in their boots, several bruises and hurt pride. If they fought the girls plus Avatar and Sama; then they'd might as well change their theme from 'foodstuffs' to 'old horror movies', because they would have enough bandages to be believable mummies.
“CHoW can we just go home?” Rowen asked with an exasperated sigh, prompting some heavily confused blinking to happen. Crystal tilted her head, Tazzy and Sama exchanged shrugs of confusion, and both Avatar's human and hollow eyes widened. CHoW, however, seemed most confused of all – the sound of his jaw dropping and hitting the bottom of his helmet was clearly heard.
“I . . . well, if you want to . . .” CHoW blinked again, and then he disappeared as Rowen chaos controlled the two of them away. So lackluster was the ninja, that he did not so much as say 'chaos control', much less yell it as he normally did.
“. . . What the cheese just happened?” Avatar blinked.
Sama beamed. “We scared them off! Heh, I'm not surprised... they probably thought Kimi would show up – she's still P.O.ed at CHoW the whole 'murder' thing.”
“Eh, dying isn't THAT bad. I've done it, like, twice . . . or, wait . . . yeah, twice.” Avatar nodded.
“Ugh, boys.” Crystal shook her head, pushing past the two of them and approaching Halberd and Green, who both wore incredibly confused looks on their faces. “You two could at least wait until the new guys are used to that kind of weird stuff before having those kind of conversations.”
Sama and Avatar sweat dropped and rubbed their necks in unison at being scolded. Tazzy just laughed at their antics, and then stepped forward to Leaf and Chaos.
“Hiya! I'm Taz-Won Benobi, Flan-I Master! Nice to meetcha! We'd like to welcome you guys to come and train with us-” Tazzy's speech was cut short, as the blue vortex opened once more and CHoW and a despondent Rowen returned.
“No! No! I'm not just walking away! I'm sorry, Rowen, I'm sorry! I can't just leave without a fight!” CHoW seemed to be mid-way through a rant. “It goes against my nature!”
Rowen just sighed. “Fine. Whatever. We're here. Let's do this.” He paused, and then turned to you, the reader. “You know what? I'm sick of the same old fight scenes being rehashed in every episode. Just . . . change the channel. For like, five minutes. When you get back, we'll leave again and the story can continue.”
[. . .]
Welcome back to everyone's favorite show, Chinchilla's From Around The World!
This first little Chinchilla comes from Jump City!
Ooh! Ahh!
The next Chinchilla is from Karakura Town!
Ahh! Ooh!
Our next fuzzy little buddy comes from Bai Sing Sei!
Awwwww!
[. . .]
CHoW was in a slump on the ground, his feet were frozen, his cape was on fire, green lightning was still dancing on his helmet and a giant leech was on his back, drinking his blood. He growled, and then looked to Rowen – who was bound by two giant earthen fists, with a tornado blowing chunks of debris at his head.
“Can we go now?” Rowen asked in a voice that seemed better suited to Raven.
“YES WE CAN GO.” CHoW replied through gritted teeth. Another chaos control flashed and the two were gone, this time for real – the only thing left was Shannon, who gave a hungry whimper and instantly darted towards Sama.
“AHH! AHH! GET IT OFF!” While Sama ran in circles, trying to unhinge the leech from his skull, the other Flan-I returned to Halberd and Green, who for a pair of normal teenagers, had watched the whole thing without freaking out.
“As I was saying!” Tazzy continued from before. “We'd like to teach the two of you to become Flan-I Knights, to fight crime and protect the innocent!”
“... but don't worry, Kimi and Sama fight most of the crime so we usually just go shopping and watch television.” Crystal grinned.
Sama paused and looked back at the group. “That is SO unfair.”
“You still have my leech on your head.” Avatar pointed out.
“Oh yeah . . .” Sama sweat dropped. “AHH! AHH! MY BLOOOOOOOD!” Sama screamed and ran around, flailing his arms, once more.
As the scene played out in Teh Skate Park, a robot was flying overhead, unnoticed by those on the ground. It was broadcasting a signal back to Teh Town, and the large laboratory that sat therein.
[. . . . .]
“Well, Barbie, good news AND bad news.”
Sitting in front of a giant computer monitor with his feet up on the keyboard, Avenger was watching through the eyes of the Sporkbot as it spied on the Flan-I in Teh Skate Park. KxS, his young apprentice, was standing at the side of his chair, while Tinman was sitting on the other side of the room, tuning up his guitar.
“What's up? You find my sis yet?” KxS asked.
Avenger nodded. “Sure did . . . been looking ever since you said she was coming to town, three days ago. Finally spotted her at Teh Skate Park.”
“Awesome!” KxS grinned, clapping her hands together. “I can't wait for everyone to meet Leaf!”
“Yeah, well, you might have too.” Avenger shook his head.
“And why is that?” The door opened and in walked the Professor. His lab coat was dirty and his goggles were over his eyes instead of on his head – he was half-way through servicing the Spork Jet's engines.
“Because she and some kid with a ugly clown jacket are hanging out with the Flan-I.” Avenger pointed at the screen. “. . . We have a thirty foot computer monitor, how can I be the only one to notice this?”
Spork ignored his sarcasm and looked at the screen with an initial groan. “KxS . . . the girl with the green highlights in her hair is your sister, correct?”
KxS nodded. “Half-sister, actually, but yeah! That's Leaf Green!”
“. . . It looks like she's to become a Flan-I.” Spork observed.
“Pfft. I don't get it, broham.” Avenger shook his head. “Barbie's a Custard-I, but her sis winds up with the Flan?”
Spork shook his head. “It's not surprising, really. Pibb and Pepper were brothers, and yet they each founded a separate school. Flan and Custard has nothing to do with one's blood . . . it's a lot more complicated than that. I could go into a length, scientific explanation if you like!” His face lit up.
“No thanks.” KxS shook her head.
“I'll pass.” Tinman agreed with her.
“Pfft, I'd rather go to the dentists and get every last one of my teeth yanked out and then put back in.” Avenger choose to stay subtle.
“. . .” Spork just sighed, his mood dashed. Then he looked up at the screen and rubbed his chin. “Hmm . . . although, with your sister a Flan-I, it's possible you could gain some information from her. The Flan-I seemed to always be aware of what I'm up to – thanks to Hammah's closeness with two of their own – and now we may have a window into their world.”
“Sounds like you're cooking up a scheme! Awesome!” Avenger jumped up. “Should we get the jet? Or better yet, I'll teleport us!”
“No, no. No schemes for today.” Spork shook his head.
“Aww!” Avenger groaned. “Why nooooooooooooooot? I wanna DO STUFF!”
Spork yawned. “Relax. We have a much larger part in the next episode.”
Avenger crossed his arms. “How do you know?”
“Stole the script.” Spork held up a large, blue notebook. “We're the antagonists, but we get to do important stuff.”
“Antagonists, huh? Do I get to break stuff?” Avenger still seemed put off.
“Absolutely! Expensive stuff, at that.” Spork nodded.
“Wicked.” Avenger was coming around.
“GIVE ME THE SCRIPT!” The Fourth Wall, however, seemed angry. So angry that he pointed a large gun at the Spork, who flushed.
The Professor blinked. “Since when did you . . .”
“Since I got killed off!” The Fourth Wall growled. “Now hand over that script!” Once he'd retrieved the script, the Wall was gone, leaving the Custard Club alone.
KxS looked at the screen once more. “Sis . . . a Flan-I?”
[. . . . .]
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Some of today's jokes have been inspired by conversations had on deviantART! Credit goes to Kimi and Avenger for humorous conversations that has now found its way into this show. XD Go give them all your
Every episode for a while will have new stuff: This one has two new characters.
Leaf Green is AmyRoseTheHedgehog, Chaos Halberd . . . well, obviously. :XD:
It had been two weeks since the 'incidents' with the Time Travelers, and the strange, nonsensical version of normalcy that the residents of Teh City were used to had settled back down. As the day reached its midway point, the young superhero was sitting on her couch, eating a bowl of cereal and surfing the television channels.
Sama walked by, on his way to the kitchen to grab a soda. He paused a few seconds after he passed Kimi and turned on the spot. He headed back over and gave her a quizzical look. “What's up with the new necklace?”
Kimi beamed up at him with a big grin. Sure enough, around her neck was a ribbon tied to a large gold medal. “I won an award! One of MY IDEAS,” She paused and looked directly at you, the reader, to make sure you realize that the following joke was inspired by Kimi and not the schmuck writing this. “Anyway, one of my ideas totally stopped global warming.”
Sama blinked. “You stopped global warming?”
“Yep.” Kimi nodded. “But I didn't feel like having a pirate live with us, so I pawned him off on the Justice League.”
[. . .]
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice . . .
Batman was standing in the kitchen, next to a small, black coffeemaker. He started speaking in a gruff, growling voice. “Where's the coffee? I need my coffee.”
Superman came over, raising an eyebrow. “You know, you'll damage your vocal cords if you keep growling with every word you say. Besides, I already know your secret identity, so why are you . . .?”
“I NEED MY COFFEE.” Batman growled again, looking murderous. “Why didn't you go to the store!?”
Superman frowned. “I told Aquaman to go . . . and I gave him $500.”
The two legendary superheroes looked to the living room, where Aquaman was standing. He flushed. “Well . . . I told the new guy to go. I thought maybe a villain would attack and you'd need my help.”
Batman growled. Again.
Aquaman put his hands on his hips. “What? I'm helpful! . . . I'm useful, dammit! . . . I . . . I do stuff . . . I . . . SCREW YOU!” He started sobbing uncontrollably and ran out of the room.
“Pansy.” Batman growled.
Superman looked a bit annoyed. “Hey! Jack, get in here!”
A voice replied from the next room. “I'm not coming in there unless you say my name right! We've discussed this.”
Superman looked very annoyed. “Captain Sparrow, can you come in here?”
In an instant, the legendary pirate stumbled in. “What's up, S?”
Superman glared. “Aquaman said he sent you to the store.”
Jack nodded. “He said to only get the essentials. So I did.”
Batman opened the cupboard, and he glared. “Rum and potato chips.”
Jack nodded. “Savvy? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go rob French shipping vessels, since apparently that's how you stop global warming.”
Batman growled; and then he doubled over in pain. “My throat!”
Superman just sighed. “Cue the new season.”
Standing on a sunset-lit beach was Mojohanna and Roy Mustang. Everything was sparkly and hazy, and Roy was shirtless.
“Joha, my love, come and let us watch the sunset together!”
Joha grinned from ear to ear. “Oh Roy, this is a dream come true!”
At that moment, a obnoxiously loud noise shattered the skies and a flashing green light ruined the moment. Seconds later, Joha's eyes opened and she instantly sat up in bed, throwing a punch at her alarm clock and smashing it into pieces. The sound and light that had woken her up, though, was not from the clock.
“If this is Kimi's idea of getting me up because I slept in late, I'll --” She was about to complain loudly (while also explaining why she was still asleep at noon because the author is so lazy he'd rather go to great lengths at explaining this instead of just changing the word 'midday' to 'morning' earlier, even though this explanation takes a lot longer, but hopefully it comes off as funny and not annoying... Do you even remember the sentence this is interrupting?) when she realized the alarm was coming from the Master Flan that sat in the corner of her room.
Her eyes widened and she quickly decided to get the attention of her roommates. “HEY! GET UP HERE, CHUCKLES!”
'Chuckles' was Sama's latest nickname. No one could quite figure out where it came from.
After a minute, the door burst open and an annoyed Kimi floated in, Sama trailing behind her.
“What the heck, Joha?” Kimi asked, crossing her arms.
Joha just groaned and pointed at the Flan. “It only does this when it senses two or more people with the potential to become Flan-I who haven't been trained yet.” She explained.
“Really? Two new Flan-I?” Sama blinked, marveling at the Master Flan. “Cool!”
Kimi nodded. “Yeah, yeah, fun times – how about TURNING IT THE 'EFFE OFF!?” She raised her voice, clearly annoyed that her cartoon watching was being interrupted by loud noises and flashing lights.
Joha shrugged. “It'll only stop when a Flan-I touches it and acknowledges the signal . . . SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CHUCKLES!?”
Sama blinked. “I didn't know that! I still haven't finished reading the Master's Manual!” He had been named a full-fledged Flan-I Master a long time ago, but the manual had been misplaced in his room somewhere, probably buried in the bottom of his closet.
“JUST TURN IT OFF!” Kimi and Joha yelled in unison. Sama sweat dropped and quickly ran towards the Master Flan. He placed both hands on top and suddenly the lights stopped flashing and the annoying sound went away. Sama frowned, his hands now sticky with syrup. Though, at least he'd avoided being hit by his roommates.
“I guess I'd better go tell the others.” Sama thought out loud.
“Yeah, you do that. I'm going to watch cartoons.” Kimi replied with a yawn.
Sama frowned. “Aren't you even a little interested in the idea of new Flan-I?”
Kimi shrugged. “Nope. I appreciate the whole 'bringing me back to life' thing, but considering half of our enemies are former Flan-I, the idea of more of ya doesn't fill me with joy.”
Sama sighed. “Well, fine then! I'm going to go meet the new people!”
“Whatever. If they turn out to be good, I'll meet them this weekend . . . and if they're bad, I'll kick their asses later.” Kimi yawned.
“WILL YOU TWO GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM, ALREADY!?” Joha was losing her temper. She had, after all, still been asleep before the alarm went off – and Kimi and Sama have a tendency to be a little annoying; not the people you want arguing three feet from you when you're trying to wake up.
[. . .]
On the outskirts of Teh City is a small skate park. It was a hangout place for many of the local 'normal' teenagers. The worst crimes to ever happen there was littering and some graffiti. It wasn't normally the place that got a lot of attention from the super-powered residents.
Today, though, there were some new faces in the skate park. One of them was a teenage girl named Leaf Green. She wore a camo-colored T-shirt over a long-sleeve black shirt and dark blue jeans. She also wore a hat over her green-dyed hair, and a pair of gloves with large blue stones on them.
The other was a teen boy with dark hair, dressed all in black. He had a gruff look on his face, and on the back of his jacket was a strange symbol. It looked like a face; two x-ed out eyes, a scarred mouth and a jester's hat; all in red and white against the black jacket. His name was Chaos Halberd.
Currently, Halberd was spraying graffiti on the wall. The same symbol as on his jacket. Once he'd finished, he dropped the cans and laughed.
“Ah, man Leaf . . . I am SO bored.” He sighed and slumped against the wall, next to the picture he'd made.
“Pfft. Who isn't around here?” Green sighed, shaking her head. “Come on, let's hit the half-pipe.”
Halberd shrugged. “What's the point, Leaf? This whole scene is BOR-ing. Just ONCE I wish something exciting would happen to us.”
There are very few laws of nature or science that hold true on Rapid Island. One truth actually does hold sound, however; “be careful what you wish for”.
Seconds after Halberd had finished that statement, there was a flash of blue light. The barrier of time and space was torn asunder and two infamous faces of Teh City appeared standing before the two teens. Leaf jumped back a bit, Halberd balled up his fists. They both gasped when they recognized the two who had appeared.
“Yo.” Darth CHoW said casually, crossing his arms.
“We need to talk.” Rowen grinned, a look of satisfaction on his face.
“I know you guys...” Leaf spoke up. “You're CHoW and Rowen! My sis told me all about you guys.”
Rowen nodded. “Heh... we're famous.”
“Famous for being lame idiots.” Halberd smirked.
Rowen's face fell considerably; CHoW's eyes narrowed in annoyance.
“I hear you guys are some crackpot wannabe super villains who get beaten up by some even bigger idiots like, every day.” Halberd didn't seem worried given the circumstances. Green had been nervous at first, but that melted away as she saw nothing bad happen to Halberd.
“Heh... yeah, yeah, you're annoying.” CHoW sighed. “You've also got some impressive skills, from what I hear. I hear you two are legends at this park, even though you're both new in town. Making jumps and pulling off tricks that most people said were impossible. Defying gravity.”
Green perked up at the idea of them having heard of her reputation. Indeed, after just three days in Teh City, she and Halberd had become famous among the 'normal' crowds for being able to do things no one else seemed to be able to do.
“Yeah. What of it?” Halberd wasn't as impressed. He knew he was a legend after just a few days, and he wrote that off as skills.
“Alright. I don't like the attitude.” Rowen narrowed his eyes. Then he disappeared in a flash of blue light and reappeared behind Halberd; in a second Halberd was on the ground with a footprint on the back of his jacket.
“Hal!” Green yelled.
“Now pay attention!” Rowen crossed his arms. “You can do that stuff because you're bodies are in tune with The Flan. You've got the making to be Flan-I Knights . . .”
“. . . And we're gonna train ya.” CHoW finished, looking from the nervous looking Leaf to the still-pinned Halberd. “You're going to be our apprentices.”
“Is that a fact?” A female voice asked from behind CHoW.
“Yes! It is a fact! I know it to be one!” CHoW was practically giddy. He had lost his most recent attempt at being the 'main villain', although he'd had some level of success when he'd managed to kill Super Kimi for a few hours. Still, he should have been paying a bit more attention to the voice – since he should have recognized it.
“Dude... problem.” Rowen blinked with a groan.
“Problem? What problem?” CHoW tilted his head, and then he turned a bit – to see Tazzy and Crystal Rose standing not far away, their arms crossed. He sighed and sweat dropped. “Oh . . . W-Well . . . two on two is a fair fight, we have a chance . . .”
“No you don't.” Tazzy corrected him.
“Yes we do!” CHoW argued back.
“Naw. Come on guys, you know how this'll end.” Crystal shook her head. “You'll be frozen, burnt, buried and then a tornado will fly you out over Teh Bay and drop you in.”
CHoW blinked. “That sounds unpleasant.”
“Oh, it will be!” Tazzy promised. “Have you ever had a boulder land on your head before?”
CHoW glared. “YOU know I have!”
Tazzy stuck out her tongue at him. “Oh yeah, I've dropped boulders on your head before! Hmm... maybe the ones in the past were too small to really get the message through. I should try a mountain this time.”
By this point, Rowen had sighed and let Chaos Halberd up from the ground. He knew this wouldn't end well. Lately, Rowen had been doing a lot of thinking about the constant thrashing the villainous duo received. Perhaps, if Halberd and Green became apprentices, they'd have a better shot against the Flan-I . . . but for now, Rowen just felt tired of the whole situation. He'd reached the end of his rope, and his patience.
“You girls think you're tough, do you?” CHoW was far from the end of his rope.
“We KNOW we're tough!” Crystal replied with a grin.
“And we know YOU'RE weak!” Tazzy added.
CHoW clenched his gloved fists. “We . . . We can totally whoop you! We're . . . We . . . You . . .”
“Oh just give it up bucket-head.” CHoW's stomach churned at the voice. In a few seconds, Avatar came running up and stopped when he was standing by the girls. His usual half-insane grin was plastered on his face and he looked more than ready to rumble.
“Yeah... if you give up, we can all go home! Get some food.” Sama agreed; he had just arrived, being late because Kimi insisted (demanded) he make breakfast before he left.
CHoW sweat dropped again. If he and Rowen fought Crystal and Tazzy alone, they'd lose and go home with some burns, wet capes, rocks in their boots, several bruises and hurt pride. If they fought the girls plus Avatar and Sama; then they'd might as well change their theme from 'foodstuffs' to 'old horror movies', because they would have enough bandages to be believable mummies.
“CHoW can we just go home?” Rowen asked with an exasperated sigh, prompting some heavily confused blinking to happen. Crystal tilted her head, Tazzy and Sama exchanged shrugs of confusion, and both Avatar's human and hollow eyes widened. CHoW, however, seemed most confused of all – the sound of his jaw dropping and hitting the bottom of his helmet was clearly heard.
“I . . . well, if you want to . . .” CHoW blinked again, and then he disappeared as Rowen chaos controlled the two of them away. So lackluster was the ninja, that he did not so much as say 'chaos control', much less yell it as he normally did.
“. . . What the cheese just happened?” Avatar blinked.
Sama beamed. “We scared them off! Heh, I'm not surprised... they probably thought Kimi would show up – she's still P.O.ed at CHoW the whole 'murder' thing.”
“Eh, dying isn't THAT bad. I've done it, like, twice . . . or, wait . . . yeah, twice.” Avatar nodded.
“Ugh, boys.” Crystal shook her head, pushing past the two of them and approaching Halberd and Green, who both wore incredibly confused looks on their faces. “You two could at least wait until the new guys are used to that kind of weird stuff before having those kind of conversations.”
Sama and Avatar sweat dropped and rubbed their necks in unison at being scolded. Tazzy just laughed at their antics, and then stepped forward to Leaf and Chaos.
“Hiya! I'm Taz-Won Benobi, Flan-I Master! Nice to meetcha! We'd like to welcome you guys to come and train with us-” Tazzy's speech was cut short, as the blue vortex opened once more and CHoW and a despondent Rowen returned.
“No! No! I'm not just walking away! I'm sorry, Rowen, I'm sorry! I can't just leave without a fight!” CHoW seemed to be mid-way through a rant. “It goes against my nature!”
Rowen just sighed. “Fine. Whatever. We're here. Let's do this.” He paused, and then turned to you, the reader. “You know what? I'm sick of the same old fight scenes being rehashed in every episode. Just . . . change the channel. For like, five minutes. When you get back, we'll leave again and the story can continue.”
[. . .]
Welcome back to everyone's favorite show, Chinchilla's From Around The World!
This first little Chinchilla comes from Jump City!
Ooh! Ahh!
The next Chinchilla is from Karakura Town!
Ahh! Ooh!
Our next fuzzy little buddy comes from Bai Sing Sei!
Awwwww!
[. . .]
CHoW was in a slump on the ground, his feet were frozen, his cape was on fire, green lightning was still dancing on his helmet and a giant leech was on his back, drinking his blood. He growled, and then looked to Rowen – who was bound by two giant earthen fists, with a tornado blowing chunks of debris at his head.
“Can we go now?” Rowen asked in a voice that seemed better suited to Raven.
“YES WE CAN GO.” CHoW replied through gritted teeth. Another chaos control flashed and the two were gone, this time for real – the only thing left was Shannon, who gave a hungry whimper and instantly darted towards Sama.
“AHH! AHH! GET IT OFF!” While Sama ran in circles, trying to unhinge the leech from his skull, the other Flan-I returned to Halberd and Green, who for a pair of normal teenagers, had watched the whole thing without freaking out.
“As I was saying!” Tazzy continued from before. “We'd like to teach the two of you to become Flan-I Knights, to fight crime and protect the innocent!”
“... but don't worry, Kimi and Sama fight most of the crime so we usually just go shopping and watch television.” Crystal grinned.
Sama paused and looked back at the group. “That is SO unfair.”
“You still have my leech on your head.” Avatar pointed out.
“Oh yeah . . .” Sama sweat dropped. “AHH! AHH! MY BLOOOOOOOD!” Sama screamed and ran around, flailing his arms, once more.
As the scene played out in Teh Skate Park, a robot was flying overhead, unnoticed by those on the ground. It was broadcasting a signal back to Teh Town, and the large laboratory that sat therein.
[. . . . .]
“Well, Barbie, good news AND bad news.”
Sitting in front of a giant computer monitor with his feet up on the keyboard, Avenger was watching through the eyes of the Sporkbot as it spied on the Flan-I in Teh Skate Park. KxS, his young apprentice, was standing at the side of his chair, while Tinman was sitting on the other side of the room, tuning up his guitar.
“What's up? You find my sis yet?” KxS asked.
Avenger nodded. “Sure did . . . been looking ever since you said she was coming to town, three days ago. Finally spotted her at Teh Skate Park.”
“Awesome!” KxS grinned, clapping her hands together. “I can't wait for everyone to meet Leaf!”
“Yeah, well, you might have too.” Avenger shook his head.
“And why is that?” The door opened and in walked the Professor. His lab coat was dirty and his goggles were over his eyes instead of on his head – he was half-way through servicing the Spork Jet's engines.
“Because she and some kid with a ugly clown jacket are hanging out with the Flan-I.” Avenger pointed at the screen. “. . . We have a thirty foot computer monitor, how can I be the only one to notice this?”
Spork ignored his sarcasm and looked at the screen with an initial groan. “KxS . . . the girl with the green highlights in her hair is your sister, correct?”
KxS nodded. “Half-sister, actually, but yeah! That's Leaf Green!”
“. . . It looks like she's to become a Flan-I.” Spork observed.
“Pfft. I don't get it, broham.” Avenger shook his head. “Barbie's a Custard-I, but her sis winds up with the Flan?”
Spork shook his head. “It's not surprising, really. Pibb and Pepper were brothers, and yet they each founded a separate school. Flan and Custard has nothing to do with one's blood . . . it's a lot more complicated than that. I could go into a length, scientific explanation if you like!” His face lit up.
“No thanks.” KxS shook her head.
“I'll pass.” Tinman agreed with her.
“Pfft, I'd rather go to the dentists and get every last one of my teeth yanked out and then put back in.” Avenger choose to stay subtle.
“. . .” Spork just sighed, his mood dashed. Then he looked up at the screen and rubbed his chin. “Hmm . . . although, with your sister a Flan-I, it's possible you could gain some information from her. The Flan-I seemed to always be aware of what I'm up to – thanks to Hammah's closeness with two of their own – and now we may have a window into their world.”
“Sounds like you're cooking up a scheme! Awesome!” Avenger jumped up. “Should we get the jet? Or better yet, I'll teleport us!”
“No, no. No schemes for today.” Spork shook his head.
“Aww!” Avenger groaned. “Why nooooooooooooooot? I wanna DO STUFF!”
Spork yawned. “Relax. We have a much larger part in the next episode.”
Avenger crossed his arms. “How do you know?”
“Stole the script.” Spork held up a large, blue notebook. “We're the antagonists, but we get to do important stuff.”
“Antagonists, huh? Do I get to break stuff?” Avenger still seemed put off.
“Absolutely! Expensive stuff, at that.” Spork nodded.
“Wicked.” Avenger was coming around.
“GIVE ME THE SCRIPT!” The Fourth Wall, however, seemed angry. So angry that he pointed a large gun at the Spork, who flushed.
The Professor blinked. “Since when did you . . .”
“Since I got killed off!” The Fourth Wall growled. “Now hand over that script!” Once he'd retrieved the script, the Wall was gone, leaving the Custard Club alone.
KxS looked at the screen once more. “Sis . . . a Flan-I?”
[. . . . .]
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It did not take long for the Flan-I to return to the Temple, where they asked Halberd and Green several questions and then answered a few the two teens had for them. After all the questions were asked, the council had conferred, and the leech was dislodged from Sama's skull, they made their announcements.
With Green and Halberd seated on the couch, the four Flan-I Masters stood in front of them.
“Well, after talking it over, we've come to a decision!” Crystal announced with a big grin.
“Yeah . . . to give our younger Masters a chance at training ya, Halberd, you're going with messy-head, Green you're with pigtails.” Avatar yawned. Then he was elbowed in the ribs by Crystal, who glared at him.
“I mean . . . Halberd, you've been assigned to Master Sama, Green, you've been assigned to Master Tazzy.” Avatar muttered, not really caring for formalities.
“Cool!” Green jumped up, grinning to Tazzy.
“Heh, yeah!” Tazzy grinned back – she finally had her own student!
“. . . Don't you mean LAME?” Halberd crossed his arms.
Sama sweat dropped. “H-Hey, you should be grateful. I'm the Chosen One!”
“So?”
“S-So? Well, um . . .”
“What does that even mean, 'Chosen One'? What do you do?”
“. . . Uh . . . Erm . . . Well . . .”
“You have no idea, do you?”
“. . . N-Not at this moment, but –”
“LAME.”
Sama fell forward, his arms hanging to the ground and his head down.
Avatar grinned. “I am gonna like the new kid.”
[. . .]
The next few days went by quickly. Halberd and Green learned how to build their flansabers, and were starting to get the basics down. Tazzy and Sama were working almost all day long with their new students, trying their best to make sure the newest Flan-I turned out well.
Green was excelling! She seemed to take to the Flan naturally, and loved the training. She and Tazzy were getting along well, too. Sama and Halberd were another story – Halberd found the entire training boring, and he seemed entirely unimpressed by Sama's goofy nature.
As Friday evening rolled around, it looked like the new apprentices would make great Flan-I. The only incidents that had happened all week were a few sarcastic comments from Halberd, and Kimi showing up to scold Sama for forgetting her breakfast.
Once the Friday lesson was concluded, Tazzy and Sama had headed back inside the Temple, leaving their new students out in the rain, standing on wooden poles trying to balance themselves while one of Avatar's machines threw pies at them. They had to slash the pies away with their sabers, without ever jumping or falling from the wooden poles.
“You know, I never did any of this kind of stuff during my training.” Sama pointed out.
“The Order was disbanded when I trained you.” Crystal reminded him.
“And that explains why no one reading this has ever heard of the raining pie throwing balance training before!” Tazzy grinned towards the reader.
Outside, Green was grinning, despite the fact she was in the rain, slashing pies away as robots threw them at her.
“. . . This is so stupid.” Halberd sighed.
“Aw, come on Hal, this is fun!” Green grinned.
“You say that cause you'll try anything!” Halberd replied.
Green stuck her tongue out at him. “At least I have FUN with whatever I'm doing!”
She paused, and let the next pie hit her – so she could eat some of the crumbs on her face. She laughed as the rain washed away the rest of the pie, and Halberd shook his head.
“Thanks for proving my point.” His sarcasm never stopped. No wonder Avatar liked him.
“You don't seem too happy, here.”
Halberd and Green turned their heads – CHoW and Rowen had just appeared, standing in the rain. Rowen did not seem to mind the rain soaking his head – he still looked a bit lackluster. Perhaps the recent almost-victory had dampened his spirits.
“What do you villains want?” Green roared. “I'm gonna call Master Tazzy and she'll whoop your butts!”
“Green. Chill.” Halberd called to her, and she fell quiet, looking at him in confusion.
CHoW was grinning under his mask. “Halberd, was it? I've been watching this last week . . . you're bored out of your mind, aren't you? You think these heroes are JOKES, right?”
Halberd nodded. “Yeah.”
CHoW thought that was a good sign. “Why not learn from a REAL master? Why not become MY apprentice?”
Halberd laughed. “What, and end up like the depressed ninja? No way, loser.”
CHoW's spirits sank, he looked over to Rowen with narrowed eyes. “Dude, you need to snap out of this funk, already!”
Rowen shrugged. “Sorry, man . . . I just haven't been feeling it lately.”
CHoW paused. “Feeling WHAT?”
Rowen was silent for a long moment. He looked up, enjoying the feel of the raindrops bouncing off his face. “. . . I haven't felt any reason to keep this same routine up. Don't you get, it? When we started, I said I'd kill the Master Flan for what happened to me . . . and when the King killed the Flan, our universe got torn apart. Then I said I'd defeat Kimi and Sama . . . you killed Kimi, and she came back in a few hours and whooped you worse than ever.”
CHoW crossed his arms. “Minor setbacks!”
“Minor setbacks? The series started in 2005! We've had our butts kicked so many times in the last few years . . . I . . . I just don't see a reason anymore. I need to try something new, man.” Rowen shook his head.
CHoW groaned, but then an idea hit him. “. . . Fine! You want something new? You can train Halberd! Having a student should be enough new for you, right buddy?”
Rowen shrugged. “I guess so . . .”
Halberd had been listening the entire time with a grin on his face slowly growing the more Rowen and CHoW spoke. “Sounds like . . . you're in need of a little Chaos! Like the Chaos Man!”
CHoW blinked. “Chaos Man?”
Green groaned. “He's this dumb internet blogger! He encourages people to go against the norm and cause as much chaos as possible. To just be random and crazy – Hal is his biggest fan.”
Halberd grinned. “Yeah, man, I am! Alright! If you two jokers wanna cause some chaos, blow some stuff up, break up the norm – I AM SO IN!”
Green gasped. “Hal! They're the bad guys!”
Halberd raised an eyebrow. “Leaf, we've had fun, but . . . bad guys are more fun than good guys. Come with us! It'll be great!”
Green shook her head. “No way! I want to be a Flan-I! I told you before, I'm looking for my sister! If I become a Flan-I, I might find her!”
Halberd shrugged. “. . . Well, then, sorry. I guess we're going separate ways, then.” He jumped off his wooden pole. “Let's go, fellas.”
CHoW gasped. “LASOOF just got another Flan-I member . . . SCORE! Rowen, do that teleporting you do so well.” CHoW grinned.
“Sure!” Rowen seemed a little happier than before. The three of them disappeared in a flash of blue – leaving Green alone. Her jaw fell and some of the water leaking down her cheeks was tears, not rain. Her best friend had just gone off with the bad guys – because they were more fun.
“Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!” Green yelled, jumping off her pole and running to the Temple.
[. . . . .]
What looked like a giant frisbee was now flying over Teh City Downtown. It was actually a flying machine made by CHoW – continuing in the long tradition of giant, mechanical things that break other things. This time, it was a fairly simple set up.
The top of the frisbee was just a large, flat surface for them to stand on. The only structure was the engine; a giant tube filled with brightly colored liquids of the flammable nature. The underbelly had a giant laser mounted to it, and some hover jets to make it move. CHoW controlled the laser with a small remote control.
“. . . So we float around and blow up stuff?” Halberd asked.
“Yeah.” CHoW nodded.
“Awesome. Awesome to the max.” Halberd grinned. “Can I blow something up?”
Rowen shook his head. “Sorry kid, but you have to be around for a while before --”
“Sure!” CHoW handed over the remote, and Halberd proceeded to zap a bank, a department store and a movie theater, turning them all into rubble within seconds. Halberd and CHoW were cheering loudly.
Rowen's jaw dropped. “. . . He never lets me zap stuff with the laser.” He crossed his arms.
“THIS IS SO COOL!” Halberd roared, excited at last. “Better than skating, and WAY better than standing on a dumb pole!”
CHoW wrung his hands evilly. “Lesson number one; when you blow up buildings, you want to do an evil laugh.”
Halberd nodded. “Like this . . . Ah ha ha ha ha ha!”
CHoW shook his head. “No, no. Deeper and louder! Like this: 'MWA HA HA HA HA HA!' And don't be afraid to mix it up with a 'MWEH HE HE HE HE HE!' sometimes. It's a personal preference issue.”
Halberd nodded again. “Understood!”
Rowen turned his head away. “. . . I never got any evil laugh lessons.” Yes, you've guessed it by now – Rowen was jealous, and feeling neglected. It wasn't helping matters that his recent boredom with the status quo of their evil plans was resurfacing. Rowen gave a sigh. A lot had been happening lately that was weighing heavily on him.
“Lesson two! Whenever you're doing evil stuff, you want to keep one eye open for --” CHoW started to talk, but as he did, the expected happened.
A green and white blur shot through the air and in a second Super Kimi had landed on the frisbee. CHoW sweat dropped and finished his sentence. “. . . super heroes.”
Kimi crossed her arms, her face was completely deadpan. The usual amusement she took in her work was gone – even the all-too-frequent annoyance. She looked angry. Not 'Sorry Kimi I forgot to wash your bandanna' angry. Nope, she was in full 'I accidentally lost your DS' level of anger.
“CHoW.” She said simply.
“. . . Hi.” CHoW groaned. “You still mad about the other day --”
Her fist wound up lodged in his stomach, which made him spit – which really sucks when you wear a helmet on your face. “I'll take that as a yes.” CHoW groaned.
Halberd activated his saber and slashed at Kimi; she easily kicked it away and knocked him flat on the ground. Kimi floated up and raised an eyebrow.
“Aren't you Chuckles' apprentice?” She asked.
“Who?” Halberd blinked.
“. . . Sama.” She shook her head, unfairly annoyed that her newest enemy did not know the new nickname, despite the fact there was no possible way Halberd could have known it.
“Oh. Naw, I quit that loser.” Halberd replied.
Kimi was about to say something; when a Chaos Spear hit her in the back. She turned around and glared at Rowen so intently any confidence he'd had melted like a snowman in a microwave.
“. . . You actually attacked me in the back? REALLY? Didn't you think that might piss me off a bit?” Kimi crossed her arms.
“. . . Didn't think that through too well.” Rowen admitted.
Kimi kicked him in the face and he flew across the frisbee and landed near the giant engine tube, apparently unconscious.
CHoW jumped up and held up the remote control. “Not so fast Super Kimi! With this remote, my mounted laser can destroy anything below us!”
There was a sound like water splashing and fast-freezing; and then another sound like fire melting metal. Then came the sound of a expensive laser falling off a frisbee and shattering on the ground. (You all know what that sounds like, I'm sure.)
Then, a small whirlwind deposited Crystal, Tazzy, Green and Sama on the frisbee roof.
“Give me back my apprentice!” Sama yelled.
“Pfft. I left on my own, pops.” Halberd crossed his arms.
Sama paused. “W-What? First of all, I'm only twenty, don't call me pops! Secondly, what do you mean?”
Halberd yawned. “I'm a believer in Chaos, man. You Flan-I suck. So does LASOOF, don't get me wrong, but at least with CHoW and Rowen I get to blow stuff up. It's more fun.”
CHoW sweat dropped. “Thanks . . . I think.” He then coughed and regained his composure. “LOOK! The bottom line is, and now we're finally going to beat you stupid heroes!”
Kimi scoffed. “Why? Cause there's three idiots instead of two?”
“YES!” CHoW roared in response. “Because the more of us there are, the better! I mean, my plans aren't always the best . . . and Rowen somehow loses fights even with his cool powers . . . but now that we have a third member, it'll help even us out more so we can kick your butts!”
Not far away, Rowen was still lying on the ground. He was not unconscious – he was just looking up at the rainy skies around and above them and thinking. He had left the Flan-I because he believed they had purposely fed him rotten Flan to turn him evil. At that time, he believed the only person in the world who cared if he lived or died was CHoW.
He believed CHoW was his only friend. He believed that the two of them, together, could do anything. Could accomplish any goal. Lately, he'd felt less and less certain. Shelary had come back, and so had a set of feelings Rowen thought were gone. They had triumphed over the heroes, only to lose just as quickly.
He had began to doubt LASOOF's power, and whether or not he and CHoW could accomplish their goals. Now, though, as he lay in the rain and listened to CHoW . . . he heard doubt in CHoW's voice. Not the same doubt Rowen felt.
Rowen had doubted the plans, the robots, the effectiveness of LASOOF . . . he'd even doubted himself; but never once in almost four years had he doubted CHoW. Now, he heard CHoW doubting him.
“. . . Was I wrong?” Rowen mused. “. . . Azmural . . .” He shook his head, and closed his eyes. His lackluster attitude was replaced by an intense anger. He sat up and growled, his body beginning to glow a bright red.
On the other side of the frisbee, CHoW and Halberd had fought bravely – and been soundly whooped. The bending of the Flan-I girls, the lighting of the sidekick and the punches of the superhero wound up being more than they could handle.
Then, suddenly, Rowen floated up into the air – still next to the giant engine tube full of highly explosive chemicals. “Noooooooooooooo!” He was overcome with feelings he did not understand; and then he unleashed a Chaos Blast.
“Oh, crap.” CHoW blinked as the blast engulfed the engine tube.
[. . . . .]
“Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Now THAT was an explosion. I wanna do that next week!” Avenger, still watching from the giant monitor, was impressed as the frisbee became a million sparks of shrapnel and fell from the skies.
“. . . Let's not.” Spork shook his head. He looked at a computer. “Hmm . . . it appears that the Flan-I all survived, and so did Kimi. Though I can't find a trace of CHoW, Halberd or Rowen on my scanners.”
“Bummer. Think their dead?” Avenger raised an eyebrow.
“No . . . I doubt it.” Spork crossed his arms. “I'm pretty sure Rowen's whereabouts will be unknown until the next episode. Seems like it will probably have a lot of focus on him.”
“Makes sense.” Avenger nodded. “What about CHoW and Halberd?”
[. . .]
“So, who is this guy?” CHoW asked with a blink.
“They call him the Chaos Man.” Halberd grinned. “He's gonna tell you everything you need to know.”
CHoW paused. “Hope he can help me find Rowen . . .”
[End]
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! :D The new season has begun! Hope you found this funny! The next episode, “Teh Dark Knight And The New Mayor” will be posted between February 4th and 6th!
With Green and Halberd seated on the couch, the four Flan-I Masters stood in front of them.
“Well, after talking it over, we've come to a decision!” Crystal announced with a big grin.
“Yeah . . . to give our younger Masters a chance at training ya, Halberd, you're going with messy-head, Green you're with pigtails.” Avatar yawned. Then he was elbowed in the ribs by Crystal, who glared at him.
“I mean . . . Halberd, you've been assigned to Master Sama, Green, you've been assigned to Master Tazzy.” Avatar muttered, not really caring for formalities.
“Cool!” Green jumped up, grinning to Tazzy.
“Heh, yeah!” Tazzy grinned back – she finally had her own student!
“. . . Don't you mean LAME?” Halberd crossed his arms.
Sama sweat dropped. “H-Hey, you should be grateful. I'm the Chosen One!”
“So?”
“S-So? Well, um . . .”
“What does that even mean, 'Chosen One'? What do you do?”
“. . . Uh . . . Erm . . . Well . . .”
“You have no idea, do you?”
“. . . N-Not at this moment, but –”
“LAME.”
Sama fell forward, his arms hanging to the ground and his head down.
Avatar grinned. “I am gonna like the new kid.”
[. . .]
The next few days went by quickly. Halberd and Green learned how to build their flansabers, and were starting to get the basics down. Tazzy and Sama were working almost all day long with their new students, trying their best to make sure the newest Flan-I turned out well.
Green was excelling! She seemed to take to the Flan naturally, and loved the training. She and Tazzy were getting along well, too. Sama and Halberd were another story – Halberd found the entire training boring, and he seemed entirely unimpressed by Sama's goofy nature.
As Friday evening rolled around, it looked like the new apprentices would make great Flan-I. The only incidents that had happened all week were a few sarcastic comments from Halberd, and Kimi showing up to scold Sama for forgetting her breakfast.
Once the Friday lesson was concluded, Tazzy and Sama had headed back inside the Temple, leaving their new students out in the rain, standing on wooden poles trying to balance themselves while one of Avatar's machines threw pies at them. They had to slash the pies away with their sabers, without ever jumping or falling from the wooden poles.
“You know, I never did any of this kind of stuff during my training.” Sama pointed out.
“The Order was disbanded when I trained you.” Crystal reminded him.
“And that explains why no one reading this has ever heard of the raining pie throwing balance training before!” Tazzy grinned towards the reader.
Outside, Green was grinning, despite the fact she was in the rain, slashing pies away as robots threw them at her.
“. . . This is so stupid.” Halberd sighed.
“Aw, come on Hal, this is fun!” Green grinned.
“You say that cause you'll try anything!” Halberd replied.
Green stuck her tongue out at him. “At least I have FUN with whatever I'm doing!”
She paused, and let the next pie hit her – so she could eat some of the crumbs on her face. She laughed as the rain washed away the rest of the pie, and Halberd shook his head.
“Thanks for proving my point.” His sarcasm never stopped. No wonder Avatar liked him.
“You don't seem too happy, here.”
Halberd and Green turned their heads – CHoW and Rowen had just appeared, standing in the rain. Rowen did not seem to mind the rain soaking his head – he still looked a bit lackluster. Perhaps the recent almost-victory had dampened his spirits.
“What do you villains want?” Green roared. “I'm gonna call Master Tazzy and she'll whoop your butts!”
“Green. Chill.” Halberd called to her, and she fell quiet, looking at him in confusion.
CHoW was grinning under his mask. “Halberd, was it? I've been watching this last week . . . you're bored out of your mind, aren't you? You think these heroes are JOKES, right?”
Halberd nodded. “Yeah.”
CHoW thought that was a good sign. “Why not learn from a REAL master? Why not become MY apprentice?”
Halberd laughed. “What, and end up like the depressed ninja? No way, loser.”
CHoW's spirits sank, he looked over to Rowen with narrowed eyes. “Dude, you need to snap out of this funk, already!”
Rowen shrugged. “Sorry, man . . . I just haven't been feeling it lately.”
CHoW paused. “Feeling WHAT?”
Rowen was silent for a long moment. He looked up, enjoying the feel of the raindrops bouncing off his face. “. . . I haven't felt any reason to keep this same routine up. Don't you get, it? When we started, I said I'd kill the Master Flan for what happened to me . . . and when the King killed the Flan, our universe got torn apart. Then I said I'd defeat Kimi and Sama . . . you killed Kimi, and she came back in a few hours and whooped you worse than ever.”
CHoW crossed his arms. “Minor setbacks!”
“Minor setbacks? The series started in 2005! We've had our butts kicked so many times in the last few years . . . I . . . I just don't see a reason anymore. I need to try something new, man.” Rowen shook his head.
CHoW groaned, but then an idea hit him. “. . . Fine! You want something new? You can train Halberd! Having a student should be enough new for you, right buddy?”
Rowen shrugged. “I guess so . . .”
Halberd had been listening the entire time with a grin on his face slowly growing the more Rowen and CHoW spoke. “Sounds like . . . you're in need of a little Chaos! Like the Chaos Man!”
CHoW blinked. “Chaos Man?”
Green groaned. “He's this dumb internet blogger! He encourages people to go against the norm and cause as much chaos as possible. To just be random and crazy – Hal is his biggest fan.”
Halberd grinned. “Yeah, man, I am! Alright! If you two jokers wanna cause some chaos, blow some stuff up, break up the norm – I AM SO IN!”
Green gasped. “Hal! They're the bad guys!”
Halberd raised an eyebrow. “Leaf, we've had fun, but . . . bad guys are more fun than good guys. Come with us! It'll be great!”
Green shook her head. “No way! I want to be a Flan-I! I told you before, I'm looking for my sister! If I become a Flan-I, I might find her!”
Halberd shrugged. “. . . Well, then, sorry. I guess we're going separate ways, then.” He jumped off his wooden pole. “Let's go, fellas.”
CHoW gasped. “LASOOF just got another Flan-I member . . . SCORE! Rowen, do that teleporting you do so well.” CHoW grinned.
“Sure!” Rowen seemed a little happier than before. The three of them disappeared in a flash of blue – leaving Green alone. Her jaw fell and some of the water leaking down her cheeks was tears, not rain. Her best friend had just gone off with the bad guys – because they were more fun.
“Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!” Green yelled, jumping off her pole and running to the Temple.
[. . . . .]
What looked like a giant frisbee was now flying over Teh City Downtown. It was actually a flying machine made by CHoW – continuing in the long tradition of giant, mechanical things that break other things. This time, it was a fairly simple set up.
The top of the frisbee was just a large, flat surface for them to stand on. The only structure was the engine; a giant tube filled with brightly colored liquids of the flammable nature. The underbelly had a giant laser mounted to it, and some hover jets to make it move. CHoW controlled the laser with a small remote control.
“. . . So we float around and blow up stuff?” Halberd asked.
“Yeah.” CHoW nodded.
“Awesome. Awesome to the max.” Halberd grinned. “Can I blow something up?”
Rowen shook his head. “Sorry kid, but you have to be around for a while before --”
“Sure!” CHoW handed over the remote, and Halberd proceeded to zap a bank, a department store and a movie theater, turning them all into rubble within seconds. Halberd and CHoW were cheering loudly.
Rowen's jaw dropped. “. . . He never lets me zap stuff with the laser.” He crossed his arms.
“THIS IS SO COOL!” Halberd roared, excited at last. “Better than skating, and WAY better than standing on a dumb pole!”
CHoW wrung his hands evilly. “Lesson number one; when you blow up buildings, you want to do an evil laugh.”
Halberd nodded. “Like this . . . Ah ha ha ha ha ha!”
CHoW shook his head. “No, no. Deeper and louder! Like this: 'MWA HA HA HA HA HA!' And don't be afraid to mix it up with a 'MWEH HE HE HE HE HE!' sometimes. It's a personal preference issue.”
Halberd nodded again. “Understood!”
Rowen turned his head away. “. . . I never got any evil laugh lessons.” Yes, you've guessed it by now – Rowen was jealous, and feeling neglected. It wasn't helping matters that his recent boredom with the status quo of their evil plans was resurfacing. Rowen gave a sigh. A lot had been happening lately that was weighing heavily on him.
“Lesson two! Whenever you're doing evil stuff, you want to keep one eye open for --” CHoW started to talk, but as he did, the expected happened.
A green and white blur shot through the air and in a second Super Kimi had landed on the frisbee. CHoW sweat dropped and finished his sentence. “. . . super heroes.”
Kimi crossed her arms, her face was completely deadpan. The usual amusement she took in her work was gone – even the all-too-frequent annoyance. She looked angry. Not 'Sorry Kimi I forgot to wash your bandanna' angry. Nope, she was in full 'I accidentally lost your DS' level of anger.
“CHoW.” She said simply.
“. . . Hi.” CHoW groaned. “You still mad about the other day --”
Her fist wound up lodged in his stomach, which made him spit – which really sucks when you wear a helmet on your face. “I'll take that as a yes.” CHoW groaned.
Halberd activated his saber and slashed at Kimi; she easily kicked it away and knocked him flat on the ground. Kimi floated up and raised an eyebrow.
“Aren't you Chuckles' apprentice?” She asked.
“Who?” Halberd blinked.
“. . . Sama.” She shook her head, unfairly annoyed that her newest enemy did not know the new nickname, despite the fact there was no possible way Halberd could have known it.
“Oh. Naw, I quit that loser.” Halberd replied.
Kimi was about to say something; when a Chaos Spear hit her in the back. She turned around and glared at Rowen so intently any confidence he'd had melted like a snowman in a microwave.
“. . . You actually attacked me in the back? REALLY? Didn't you think that might piss me off a bit?” Kimi crossed her arms.
“. . . Didn't think that through too well.” Rowen admitted.
Kimi kicked him in the face and he flew across the frisbee and landed near the giant engine tube, apparently unconscious.
CHoW jumped up and held up the remote control. “Not so fast Super Kimi! With this remote, my mounted laser can destroy anything below us!”
There was a sound like water splashing and fast-freezing; and then another sound like fire melting metal. Then came the sound of a expensive laser falling off a frisbee and shattering on the ground. (You all know what that sounds like, I'm sure.)
Then, a small whirlwind deposited Crystal, Tazzy, Green and Sama on the frisbee roof.
“Give me back my apprentice!” Sama yelled.
“Pfft. I left on my own, pops.” Halberd crossed his arms.
Sama paused. “W-What? First of all, I'm only twenty, don't call me pops! Secondly, what do you mean?”
Halberd yawned. “I'm a believer in Chaos, man. You Flan-I suck. So does LASOOF, don't get me wrong, but at least with CHoW and Rowen I get to blow stuff up. It's more fun.”
CHoW sweat dropped. “Thanks . . . I think.” He then coughed and regained his composure. “LOOK! The bottom line is, and now we're finally going to beat you stupid heroes!”
Kimi scoffed. “Why? Cause there's three idiots instead of two?”
“YES!” CHoW roared in response. “Because the more of us there are, the better! I mean, my plans aren't always the best . . . and Rowen somehow loses fights even with his cool powers . . . but now that we have a third member, it'll help even us out more so we can kick your butts!”
Not far away, Rowen was still lying on the ground. He was not unconscious – he was just looking up at the rainy skies around and above them and thinking. He had left the Flan-I because he believed they had purposely fed him rotten Flan to turn him evil. At that time, he believed the only person in the world who cared if he lived or died was CHoW.
He believed CHoW was his only friend. He believed that the two of them, together, could do anything. Could accomplish any goal. Lately, he'd felt less and less certain. Shelary had come back, and so had a set of feelings Rowen thought were gone. They had triumphed over the heroes, only to lose just as quickly.
He had began to doubt LASOOF's power, and whether or not he and CHoW could accomplish their goals. Now, though, as he lay in the rain and listened to CHoW . . . he heard doubt in CHoW's voice. Not the same doubt Rowen felt.
Rowen had doubted the plans, the robots, the effectiveness of LASOOF . . . he'd even doubted himself; but never once in almost four years had he doubted CHoW. Now, he heard CHoW doubting him.
“. . . Was I wrong?” Rowen mused. “. . . Azmural . . .” He shook his head, and closed his eyes. His lackluster attitude was replaced by an intense anger. He sat up and growled, his body beginning to glow a bright red.
On the other side of the frisbee, CHoW and Halberd had fought bravely – and been soundly whooped. The bending of the Flan-I girls, the lighting of the sidekick and the punches of the superhero wound up being more than they could handle.
Then, suddenly, Rowen floated up into the air – still next to the giant engine tube full of highly explosive chemicals. “Noooooooooooooo!” He was overcome with feelings he did not understand; and then he unleashed a Chaos Blast.
“Oh, crap.” CHoW blinked as the blast engulfed the engine tube.
[. . . . .]
“Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Now THAT was an explosion. I wanna do that next week!” Avenger, still watching from the giant monitor, was impressed as the frisbee became a million sparks of shrapnel and fell from the skies.
“. . . Let's not.” Spork shook his head. He looked at a computer. “Hmm . . . it appears that the Flan-I all survived, and so did Kimi. Though I can't find a trace of CHoW, Halberd or Rowen on my scanners.”
“Bummer. Think their dead?” Avenger raised an eyebrow.
“No . . . I doubt it.” Spork crossed his arms. “I'm pretty sure Rowen's whereabouts will be unknown until the next episode. Seems like it will probably have a lot of focus on him.”
“Makes sense.” Avenger nodded. “What about CHoW and Halberd?”
[. . .]
“So, who is this guy?” CHoW asked with a blink.
“They call him the Chaos Man.” Halberd grinned. “He's gonna tell you everything you need to know.”
CHoW paused. “Hope he can help me find Rowen . . .”
[End]
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! :D The new season has begun! Hope you found this funny! The next episode, “Teh Dark Knight And The New Mayor” will be posted between February 4th and 6th!
Crystal Rose - February 3, 2009 12:33 AM (GMT)
:w00t: And the new season begins! With a bang I must add!
Okay first off Leaf Green and Chaos Halberd=awesome new characters! Poor Sama though, he seems to have pretty sucky luck with apprentices doesn't he? XD
Secondly.....OMG Chinchillas! That has to be the cutest thing i've seen all day! And i've seen little children playing in snow and puppies XD
Thirdly I can't wait for the next episode! I'm especially intrested in what happens with Rowen.......Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder.....:D
Okay first off Leaf Green and Chaos Halberd=awesome new characters! Poor Sama though, he seems to have pretty sucky luck with apprentices doesn't he? XD
Secondly.....OMG Chinchillas! That has to be the cutest thing i've seen all day! And i've seen little children playing in snow and puppies XD
Thirdly I can't wait for the next episode! I'm especially intrested in what happens with Rowen.......Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder.....:D
Dark Phazon - February 3, 2009 12:41 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
“If this is Kimi's idea of getting me up because I slept in late, I'll --” She was about to complain loudly (while also explaining why she was still asleep at noon because the author is so lazy he'd rather go to great lengths at explaining this instead of just changing the word 'midday' to 'morning' earlier, even though this explanation takes a lot longer, but hopefully it comes off as funny and not annoying... Do you even remember the sentence this is interrupting?) |
Distraction!
| QUOTE |
| Leaf Green |
!!
Fun story! Very nice work!
ChaosHalberd750 - February 3, 2009 12:51 AM (GMT)
Heh...not bad. Chaos Halberd...indeed, a suitable name for a antagonist. Ironically, my personality in actual life is the opposite of what it is here. :LOL: I actually have never read the series, I'm planning to though. Comedy was great, action was moderate...good job!
Avenger29 - February 3, 2009 01:29 AM (GMT)
Kimi and Venger. The greatest writing combo since Sporky and Venger.
Wow. That's so eerily cool, saying that.
Anyways, good stuff. And yes, I do heart explosions.
Wow. That's so eerily cool, saying that.
Anyways, good stuff. And yes, I do heart explosions.
AGodofIrony - February 3, 2009 04:08 AM (GMT)
Woot! Awesome GS!
Two new characters! Man, Kxs has her cousin AND her sister showing up! At least her cousin is on her side of Custard...Maybe... :shifty:
Anyways! Explosions rock, and I loved the Custard-I talk. Very funny. And Spork broke the fourth wall! Awesome, he doesn't do that to often! XD
I can't wait for the next story!
Two new characters! Man, Kxs has her cousin AND her sister showing up! At least her cousin is on her side of Custard...Maybe... :shifty:
Anyways! Explosions rock, and I loved the Custard-I talk. Very funny. And Spork broke the fourth wall! Awesome, he doesn't do that to often! XD
I can't wait for the next story!
Cojo - February 3, 2009 04:49 AM (GMT)
So the 4th wall has a gun?? This could mean less breaking!!! What was his name again??
XD Dp I thought the same thing when I heard Leaf Green.
Oh so much to discuss over pm...
When will Amelie be introduced into the main Sk and Ws storyline? Or has she already been? I know she was referenced.
XD Dp I thought the same thing when I heard Leaf Green.
Oh so much to discuss over pm...
When will Amelie be introduced into the main Sk and Ws storyline? Or has she already been? I know she was referenced.
GoldenSama - February 3, 2009 05:43 AM (GMT)
Everyone, I thank you all for reading! :D I don't know if I say it enough, but I'm truly honored and humbled by the fact that this series has become such a big part of the SRB. :3
CR: A bang indeed! This is going to be the year of exciting stuff! :D
Huzzah! The new characters are well received. :3 I'm glad. I always worry they'll come out as not-so-good. Yes, Sama has the worst luck. XD Granted he and Crystal have both had two apprentices go bad, but Crystal has had two stay good, and both of Sama's never had any intention of being good in the first place. XD I pick on Sama... but hey, I'm nice to him sometimes!
XD No one can resist the cuteness of the Chinchillas! I saw one at a pet store a week ago and wanted to include them in something. Plus, I like the word 'Chinchilla'.
Heh! :shifty: The next episode shall be epic, I think! Rowen makes some biiiiiiig choices... and the new mayor makes some biiiiiiig changes.
DP: XD Distraction indeed! Are you surprised???
XD Amy Rose The Hedgehog actually came up with Leaf Green herself! She asked me to make her a character for the series. You can find a picture and brief bio on dA... if you don't know her name, just go to my profile and go into my "SK&WS" section of my favorites and look for the pic "LG for GS".
Thank you! :3
CH: Thank you! :3 Heh, we a lot of people whose personality does not match their character. XD Some do... some don't! It was perfect timing, actually, since 'Chaos' plays a large role in this season...
I do appreciate your getting into the series! The action was light tonight, on purpose. Lately I've focused more on action than comedy, and wanted to change that. :3 The next one has some killer action, though. Rowen and Avenger both get some fun stuff!
'Venger: XD I think I heard Kimi mention the global warming prevents pirates theory once before your conversation, but that conversation on dA was so hilarious I had to use it as a joke in this! Glad you liked it. :3
Everyone should heart explosions my friend. :D EXPLOSIONS ROCK.
AGOI: Thank you! :D
Two new indeed! I thank YOU for reminding me that CH didn't have a character yet! KxS has quite the family! It's funny that one of her relatives would be Custard, and another Flan. If the Pudding-I were still around, one of them should have gone there, but... Pudding is a lost art. XD
XD Yes! I wanted to include the Custard Clan in this one, but didn't wanna have them get involved in the fighting just yet, so I figured they'd just be watchin'. XD
I figure the Fourth Wall is broken by everyone at some point. :3 It was Spork's week. Too bad he picked the week when 4th was all angry and rambo-ish. XD
You don't have long to wait!
Cojo: He does have a gun now! :D After Future Sama killed him and he had to be brought back, he went all Dirty Harry wannabe. XD His name? He's just Fourth. XD
XD I thought the same thing when Amy Rose The Hedgehog gave me the character prototype!
I got that PM, and we shall have a discussion. :D After I do this. XD
I think Amelie is awesome, and I *Do* have a storyline in my brain for her -- but she has yet to be introduced because Spoon's Apprentice is not done! All the spoilerific information I had from months ago has been revealed already in the comic, and Spoon won't tell me what's supposed to happen next. ;_; XD But I like not knowing, so it's all good.
But I DO have Amelie-related plans! Assuming Spoony doesn't kill her off or do the very thing I sort of am thinking of, I'd like to do an episode about her. Perhaps a two-parter... *ducks from DP* BUT! As I said, when it comes to SA I don't know any more than the rest of us, so I'm stuck waiting to use her until that glorious comic is done. :D
... Hmm... if Kimi and/or Spoony is reading this right now... :D I'd so shower you with praise for an update... fine, praise AND cash.
XD
As I said, thanks for reading everyone! I'm truly thrilled that everyone enjoys these. :D The next episode will be coming soon! For now, I have to PM Cojo, check the RPs and then watch 24 'cause I missed it earlier 'cause I was with a friend watching a weird-but-good anime.
CR: A bang indeed! This is going to be the year of exciting stuff! :D
Huzzah! The new characters are well received. :3 I'm glad. I always worry they'll come out as not-so-good. Yes, Sama has the worst luck. XD Granted he and Crystal have both had two apprentices go bad, but Crystal has had two stay good, and both of Sama's never had any intention of being good in the first place. XD I pick on Sama... but hey, I'm nice to him sometimes!
XD No one can resist the cuteness of the Chinchillas! I saw one at a pet store a week ago and wanted to include them in something. Plus, I like the word 'Chinchilla'.
Heh! :shifty: The next episode shall be epic, I think! Rowen makes some biiiiiiig choices... and the new mayor makes some biiiiiiig changes.
DP: XD Distraction indeed! Are you surprised???
XD Amy Rose The Hedgehog actually came up with Leaf Green herself! She asked me to make her a character for the series. You can find a picture and brief bio on dA... if you don't know her name, just go to my profile and go into my "SK&WS" section of my favorites and look for the pic "LG for GS".
Thank you! :3
CH: Thank you! :3 Heh, we a lot of people whose personality does not match their character. XD Some do... some don't! It was perfect timing, actually, since 'Chaos' plays a large role in this season...
I do appreciate your getting into the series! The action was light tonight, on purpose. Lately I've focused more on action than comedy, and wanted to change that. :3 The next one has some killer action, though. Rowen and Avenger both get some fun stuff!
'Venger: XD I think I heard Kimi mention the global warming prevents pirates theory once before your conversation, but that conversation on dA was so hilarious I had to use it as a joke in this! Glad you liked it. :3
Everyone should heart explosions my friend. :D EXPLOSIONS ROCK.
AGOI: Thank you! :D
Two new indeed! I thank YOU for reminding me that CH didn't have a character yet! KxS has quite the family! It's funny that one of her relatives would be Custard, and another Flan. If the Pudding-I were still around, one of them should have gone there, but... Pudding is a lost art. XD
XD Yes! I wanted to include the Custard Clan in this one, but didn't wanna have them get involved in the fighting just yet, so I figured they'd just be watchin'. XD
I figure the Fourth Wall is broken by everyone at some point. :3 It was Spork's week. Too bad he picked the week when 4th was all angry and rambo-ish. XD
You don't have long to wait!
Cojo: He does have a gun now! :D After Future Sama killed him and he had to be brought back, he went all Dirty Harry wannabe. XD His name? He's just Fourth. XD
XD I thought the same thing when Amy Rose The Hedgehog gave me the character prototype!
I got that PM, and we shall have a discussion. :D After I do this. XD
I think Amelie is awesome, and I *Do* have a storyline in my brain for her -- but she has yet to be introduced because Spoon's Apprentice is not done! All the spoilerific information I had from months ago has been revealed already in the comic, and Spoon won't tell me what's supposed to happen next. ;_; XD But I like not knowing, so it's all good.
But I DO have Amelie-related plans! Assuming Spoony doesn't kill her off or do the very thing I sort of am thinking of, I'd like to do an episode about her. Perhaps a two-parter... *ducks from DP* BUT! As I said, when it comes to SA I don't know any more than the rest of us, so I'm stuck waiting to use her until that glorious comic is done. :D
... Hmm... if Kimi and/or Spoony is reading this right now... :D I'd so shower you with praise for an update... fine, praise AND cash.
XD
As I said, thanks for reading everyone! I'm truly thrilled that everyone enjoys these. :D The next episode will be coming soon! For now, I have to PM Cojo, check the RPs and then watch 24 'cause I missed it earlier 'cause I was with a friend watching a weird-but-good anime.
Dark Phazon - February 3, 2009 05:54 AM (GMT)
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| and the new mayor |
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| I think Amelie is awesome, and I *Do* have a storyline in my brain for her -- but she has yet to be introduced because Spoon's Apprentice is not done! All the spoilerific information I had from months ago has been revealed already in the comic, and Spoon won't tell me what's supposed to happen next. :cry: XD But I like not knowing, so it's all good. But I DO have Amelie-related plans! Assuming Spoony doesn't kill her off or do the very thing I sort of am thinking of, I'd like to do an episode about her. Perhaps a two-parter... *ducks from DP* BUT! As I said, when it comes to SA I don't know any more than the rest of us, so I'm stuck waiting to use her until that glorious comic is done. |
*kicks CPoC again*
GoldenSama - February 3, 2009 05:59 AM (GMT)
DPx2: Yesssssss, a new mayor. But whom? Is it forever, or just for a while? WHO IS TO KNOW? (me and that person. XD)
XD No need for violence... just pester him till he works more. XD IT MADE ME UPDATE MORE OFTEN, SO IT HAS TO WORK EVEN ON THE VERY LAZY!
XD No need for violence... just pester him till he works more. XD IT MADE ME UPDATE MORE OFTEN, SO IT HAS TO WORK EVEN ON THE VERY LAZY!
Knucxsonia - February 4, 2009 10:34 PM (GMT)
OMG, awsomeness!
Truthfully speaking, KxS has a very odd family XD
...
EXPLOSION!!!
Truthfully speaking, KxS has a very odd family XD
...
EXPLOSION!!!
Amy Rose the Hedgehog - February 13, 2009 12:18 AM (GMT)
Hay this is awesome dude!
I like the way LG Is in! ^_^
I like the way LG Is in! ^_^