As the people on the r and s shrien now, I'm the founder of stupidity, the creator of the infamous stupidest thing ever said thread, you just post the stupidest things you've ever said/heard, IM convs are included.

A few months ago....I think this dude was gay....>_>
Guy: ...
Me: Um... Hi?
Guy: Who are you?
Me: Why did you message me?
Guy: You messaged me
Me: No, you messaged me
Guy: No
Me: Yes
Guy: Nuh-uh
Me: Uh-huh
Guy: Who are you?
Me: Who are YOU?
Guy: I asked you first.
Me:... You got me there...
Guy: Well?
Me: YOU IMED ME!!!
Guy: No, you wrong.
Me: ..
Guy: I draw sexy drawings..
Me: OH... Wow?
Guy: Hey sexy.. *hic*
Me: Could you do me a favor?
Guy: What?
Me: Say hi to Mr. Block list
Guy: Who?
Me: *blocks*
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This is one of my friends away messages and I thought it was funny

10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer

10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9. Its celebrity spokesman died back in 1983
8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7. Its slogan is "use at your own risk"
6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5. It comes with a 300 page book on what to do if the computer freezes
4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2. The only chip inside is a Frito.
1. It says "iMac" on the front
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Bianca: BUTT NOODLE!....Don't say it-don't say it, don't say it!
Me: ....What happened to ass?
Bianca: GET OVER IT! I CAN'T SAY IT NOW! Go to H-E-doube hockey sticks!
Me: That was so re-
Bianca: I know...i haven't said that since like..3rd grade....
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Bianca: Where do you live again?
Me: Westchester
Bianca: YOU LIVE IN YOUR SISTER!?
Me: No dammit, she's too short.
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Today in Summer school

Teacher: Here, take this diagnostics test
Me: Why?
Teacher: SO we know your strengths and weaknesses.
Me: But I already know my weakness! ENGLISH!
Teacher: Come over here so I can beat the hell out of you.
Me: Can I take this outside?
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EDIT- Can CPoC please edit the title of the topic and spell "Thing" correctly? -_- ;;

lol those are funny.

-sonic-: Hey.
-shadow- :Yeah?
-sonic- : I love You!!
-shadow- : WHAT THE-
-sonic- : oh thought i was in front of my mirror. when did you get there??
-shadow- : ..........okay.......

and that's my weird not funny thing ever said whatever.

can i have a milkshake? i prefer strawberry. chao chao

ooh i found a big shiny rock

Meh friend Gabe asked me about meh older brother once, this is what ended up happening:

Gabe: Kimi, I've never seen your brother before, what does he look like.
Me: He has a ton of hair, it's all curly and dirty.
Mikey(she's seen meh brother before): He's big and tall and scary looking! And he always wears a black shirt with a white one under it!
Gabe: Really? Wow. -walks away-
Mikey: Kimi, does David really always wear a black shirt with a white one under it?
Me: No; sometimes he wears teh white shirt on top and teh black on teh bottom.

These are some good ones... Man, you people sure know how to bring one's spirits by outlining something extremely stupid./.. Makes me remember some of the conversations with my friend...

Me: So, your parents still pushing you around?
My friend looks over at me sarcastically: What else?
Me: Just thought they'd let up by now...
My friend: Grr... They're telling me to get a life and go do something productive and crap like that...
Me: What's a life?

Yes, that actually really happened. I answered that deliberately, but we could not stop laughing with my friend for the next 5 minutes... See, my parents like to "push me to greater heights," or simply put, push me around the house. So when I busted that sentence... My friend's mom came in to check if we were okay, too... I think we were laughing just a bit too loudly...

XP That sounds like something I would say, HA. This happened while meh brother, meh mom's friends's son, and I were playing Mario Party 6.

David: HaHa, you DIED!
Wil: That's what you get for playing as DAISY.
Me: Shut up.
-David and Wil continue to play-
Me: ...wait....you could JUMP the whole time?! l

XD

XD This happened just a few minutes ago.

((Meh brother and I were playing Kingdom Hearts and he beat it again. SO we were watching the part at the end where Mickey saves them))

Me: Ugh, Mickey is so lame. Now, if SONIC was in here--
David: He'd be KILLING people, Kimi.
Me: Well, what about Shadow?
David: What about him?
Me: He'd have GUNS! The new game he's in give you guns. And you can pretty much pick up anything and turn it into a weapon.
David: -gets up and leans over as if he were picking something up- A bottle opener. -pretends to throw-
Me: -does the same- Child's play toy. -throws-
David: Child. -throws-
Me: A manhole cover -throws-
David: Kitty Liter -throws-
Me: One of those plastic things that hold canned soda together -throws-
David: AIDS! -throws-
Me: -twamps on teh head-

Well... this was written, and not said... but....
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Subject: (no subject)
Date: 7/7/2005
From: GoldenSama@aol.com
To: (email removed)

I LOVE LAMP.

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Subject: re:(no subject)
Date: 7/9/2005
From: (email removed)
To: GoldenSama@aol.com

What do you mean by that? I'm very confused right now. Oh well, talk to ya later!
Peace Out! ^ . -

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It was part of an internet dare.... don't ask... XD

We don't have deer in Hawaii so me and my friend back there were kinda trippin' out when I told him that there was a deer in my yard XD

J0HANNA: there was a deer in our backyard
CHRIS: what?!
CHRIS: wow
CHRIS: that must've been exciting
J0HANNA: yeah... but my dad scared it.
CHRIS: haha
CHRIS: id try to tame it
CHRIS: and have a ride to school
CHRIS: haha
J0HANNA: hahah
CHRIS: name it like...bambambi
J0HANNA: Bambambi?
CHRIS: yea...cuz bambi's already taken
CHRIS: so double the bam

-rouge-

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!! I LIKE CEREAL! I LIKE POTATOES!!


tellin the whole world!

Haha. Cheese from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

:banana: PEANUT BUTTER BANANA TIME!!!

Please don't kill me. XD

Dude, Pokol, you've been warned. Please, STOP GRAVEDIGGING!

I personally don't mind it this time at least, too much but nonetheless, you've been going against that guideline often. So PLEASE, stop gravedigging. The last post before yours in this topic was in 2005.

Thank you.

Dude. For the love of god and all that is holy, stop gravedigging. See the last post before yours? Yeah. That was done almost THREE YEARS AGO.