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PART I: BALANCING THE SCALESCHAPTER I: THE FESTIVAL AT HINDLSEIMA cave on the southern end of the Briggs mountain range is known to the villagers below as “Wrymgrotte Cave”. Overlooking the diminuative far northern village of Hindlseim, the cave has been a well-known aspect of the mountain pass for generations, though its depths have never been fully probed by any villager.
Deep, deep down in those depths, amid the dripping and creaking sounds a cave will make, a single lantern served to light only its holder. “Massster,” wheezed the man throatily. “The Plan A wass a complete sucesss.”
The man lifted up the lantern to his face with grungy hands whose gloves left his dirty fingers open to the air. The dim light lit merely a white mask with no openings. “Your lures worked perfectly. Hoenheim did exactly as we expected he would. The girl died, they sealed her soul in an object, and when I built a homunculus from the remains, they transsferred the ssssoul.”
His body seemed to shift underneath a huge unwieldy trenchcoat which rendered his features indeterminable. “The girl found me out,” he croaked, “But she seems to be fully functional…”
He turned his face, eyes unseen, to his adressee several feet ahead in the pitch black. Though it was too dark to see, one could sense a figure rising, and a grim smile somewhere in the dark. A smooth voice, glittering in the darkness like poisoned honey, extended out from the darkness.
“A homunculi with a human soul… certainly a triumph. But remember that a homunculus has a counciousness of its own, even if it cannot be called a soul… we shall have to see if she survives the conflict before we can declare it a complete success.” The man paused, and there was a sense of contentment, as a great lion settles down for a nap. “Wonderful. And the second?”
The man in the mask, stock-still like a statue, emanated noise. “A partial successs. He has his old personality, if not his soul. But it could have been that the foolss wassted the power of the sspecial Red Sstone you gave me on trivialities…”
“And Plan C…?”
The man lowered the lantern with his unkempt hands. “Of the choices, the homunculi Lust and Greed were killed… We could try to bring either of them back, but I am out of sacrifices, and alchemists to do it. Have you…?”
Another, crueler smile could be felt from the man in the darkness. “Have you forgotten what tonight is?”
It was a bright summer day in Hindlseim, and the three friends walked along the city streets. Ed moved his automail arm gingerly. “It still feels creaky, Winry,” he said. “I still think you should’ve done it instead of the guy at the automail shop.” Winry held up her nose and looked away poutfully. “Like I told you before, I don’t have adequate supplies here to properly--”
Ed growled. “Not enough supplies! I bought you the whole store!” stormed Ed. “Sheesh, you’re getting more and more grouchy each time I see you…” He flinched for the onslaught he was about to get for that comment, and…. Nothing. He looked up. Winry had already walked on ahead. “What’s up with her, Al?”
Al looked at Ed over the top of the large box he was carrying. “I don’t know, brother. Maybe it’s just because she’s a little stressed, or--”
“Helllooo, foreigners!” cried a little old man, leaping out in front of them from an alley. “Come from out of town, have ye?” he looked up at Ed, standing on tiptoe just to look at him with a gigantic monocle. “Mmm, did you lose your legs in the war, boy?” asked the old man creakily.
Ed’s eye twitched. “Are you insinuating that I’m less tall than I could be?”
“No, of course not,” said the geezer quickly, tossing his knobbled cane into the air and catching it. “I’m
saying explicitly that you’re a puny little runt! Hehe!”
Steam came out of Ed’s ears. “WHY YOU LITTLE- LOOK WHO’S TALKING, YOU- YOU-” Al had to put down the box to hold Ed back. “Sorry mister, Ed’s a bit sensitive about his height.
Ed, you can’t beat up an old man!”
The man leapt on top of the box. “Or lack thereof. But you boys are getting me off the topic.” He leaned in towards them, peering at them through his monocle. “Do you tourists have any idea what tonight
is?”
Ed opened his mouth to say something rude, but Al put his hand over it. “No, mister. What is it?”
The short little geezer lifted his arms into the air. “Tonight… is the Fest of Wyrmopfer!” he shouted grandly, speaking darkly. “Do you know what happens on Wrymopfer? Do you know of the tragedies that have occurred, of the horrible deaths that will take place in this very town, of how close we will all avoid destruction? No?”
Al was mesmerized. Ed rolled his eyes and looked away.
“Well, then I’ll tell ye,” the man said darkly. “It all started long ago, long before anyone can remember. A villager of this very town committed a vile sin, using his witchery to create a terrible beast which escaped and ravaged the town, killing many. Its rampage did not stop until the legendary Paras the Wrymstreikender drove him into the mountains. But it was not enough. We are still paying for his sin today, for every seven years, on the seventh day of the seventh month, the dragon returns to demand a sacrifice of seven beautiful maidens upon threat of the destruction of us all.” The man finished with a flourish.
Ed was skeptical. “If it was so long ago that nobody remembers it, then how come you remember it?”
Al was entranced. “B- but today’s the seventh day of the seventh month! What if it’s-”
The man finished his sentence grimly, “Aye, sonny. The seventh year. And now, in that building right over there,” he said, pointing with his cane to nearby town hall, “they be choosing the seven maidens who will be sent up the mountain to that cave,” he pointed again, up the mountainside, “and will never be seen again. I beleive they're choosing the last one now, actually.”
Al started to panic. “Brother, we can’t let this happen! Come on!” He started running towards town hall, and Ed ran to catch up. “Al! Wait! Come on, you don’t actually believe that old fart, do you?! He’s insane! And much shorter than me by the way,” he finished, reaching the steps of town hall alongside Al. Al opened the door. “How do you think they choose who gets eaten by the dragon?”
“B-7!” cried a man at the front of the hall. “Does anyone have B-7?”
In front of him was a hall full of young girls sitting at long tables, a couple of whom placed markers on cardboard squares in front of them. The man turned the crank on a spherical metal cage in front of him, containing a large number of marked ping-pong balls, and when he stopped, one came out and he read what it said.
“I-34!” cried a man at the front of the hall. “Does anyone have I-34?”
Suddenly a girl in the middle of the crowd burst out in tears. “I- I got BINGO!” As she wept, the people around her patted her back and comforted her.
Ed stared. “I- I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a life-and-death stakes game of Bingo before.”
The bingo spinner got up and led the last winner out the door, past the Elrics. The others cheered and started to leave. Ed stopped one of them. “Hey, is this Fest of Wrymopfer thing real?” he asked. The girl shrugged. “Well, people call it WrymFest nowadays, but yeah. Why?” Before he could answer, a huge cheer came from outside. Seven disconsolate and depressed-looking girls were loaded on top of a wagon. “Now!” shouted the man from the bingo hall as the last girl climbed atop, “We begin WrymFest by sending these seven sacrifices off to the dread dragon, for it is the only way to save our town! May god favor these children as the dragon rips the flesh from their bones!” The townspeople, now a large crowd around the wagon, cheered, and the wagon started down the road.
“This is nuts!” cried Ed. “Are you kidding me? That guy
couldn’t have been telling the truth, right Al?” Al was staring at the group of townspeople, some of whom were now dancing to cheery violin music. Others were buying t-shirts and hats shaped like dragons. “I don’t know. Something sure is weird about this whole place.”
“Weird? You betcha!” said the old man, appearing suddenly at Ed’s side. Ed jumped. “You again!” said Ed disgustedly. The old man shook his head. “It’s a crying shame. These people have to stay awake all night long, drowning their sorrows in fun, lest the dragon attack again.” The geezer sighed dramatically. “Oh, if only there was someone brave enough to go defeat the dragon and save those poor girls. Ah well,” he finished, walking down the steps. “You wouldn’t be tall enough to beat the dragon anyway, so don’t worry about it.”
A vein in Ed’s temple pulsed. “What did you say?!”
The man turned around slowly, smiling with rotted teeth. “I said you’re too small and weak to even think about fighting the dragon. You should drink more milk.”
“Stupid old man with his stupid stupidity, with his dragons and caves and bingo…” muttered Ed, making his way up the side of the mountain. “We can beat any stupid dragon, right Al?” Al followed, leaping from rock to rock. “R-right… br-brother, you don’t think there’s really a dragon up here, do you?”
Ed stopped and seemed to think about it. “Wait, hold on- what I am doing looking for a drag-”
“EEEEEK!” came a screech farther up on the mountainside.
“Come on, Al!” cried Ed, running toward the noise. Several more screams came, and as the brothers approached the ledge, they could feel the heat of a fire. Then they climbed up on the ledge.
There, at the mouth of a gaping cave and on a large ledge overlooking the village, were the seven girls sitting in the wagon. Above them, a huge fiery creature was twirling and roaring, swirls of red and blue forming a ferocious dragon. The summer night sky was lit by the monster’s brillance as it swooped toward and away the girls.
“Omigosh! Ed! We have to do something!” said Al, looking up at the dragon. Ed nodded. “But not about that thing. That’s just fire and ice being twirled around through the air by an alchemist. Look closer.” It was true; on second glance it was clearly not a flying creature but merely the air being alternatively sparked to make fire and frozen to make ice, imitating closely the appearance of a dragon. “And there he is.” Ed pointed toward a boy not much older than Ed in blue and white clothes moving his hands through the air. “Hey, you! Leave them alone!” shouted Ed, running toward him and clapping his hands. He slammed his hands into the ground and it cracked, the tiny faults rushing for the alchemist’s feet and uprooting him, sending him collapsing to the ground. The dragon seemed to melt itself immediately without his control, drenching the seven girls in water.
“Hey!” said one girl. “You got us all wet! What’d you do that for?”
“Are you kidding me? I just saved your lives!” objected Ed loudly.
Another girl screeched, the same scream from before. Heard closer up, it seemed more like a fangirl scream than one of terror. “Ooh, do it again! Yaaay!” she clapped.
The alchemist got up and dusted himself off. “Hey, what’s the big deal, buddy? I’m getting paid for this, I can’t let you mess me up!”
Ed let his jaw drop, standing agape. “Wha…?”
A girl in the wagon giggled. “I bet you’re from out of town, right? Did that old man Terrysias trick you into thinking this was real? Hee hee, he does that every year to some bonehead foreigners- no offence.” The girl said cheerfully. “See, every year we imitate the ancient legends by sending seven girls up to the mountains while an alchemist we hire sends a creepy fire dragon flying over the town! It’s loads of fun with dancing and treats and-”
The girl who had won last interruped. She looked like she had been crying. “And it’s way boring up here. We don’t get to have fun or anything. At least he was entertaining us, until YOU came along.”
Ed stood with his mouth wide open, unmoving. Al walked up to him from behind him. “Heh heh. He- he sure got us good, eh brother?” said Al gingerly. Ed exploded, blushing furiously. “WHEN I GET THAT OLD MIDGET, I SWEAR I’LL--”
He never finished that sentence. A dark, low growling sound emanated from deep inside the cave. Suddenly, the ledge was shaking with the force of footsteps as something lumbered towards them. Before anyone had a chance to react, a long, serpentine creature with a large, fangy mouth like a lion’s and terrible claws along its side burst out of Wrymgrotte Cave, spouting fire from its mouth.
“Oh snap,” said the alchemist in blue, turning pale.
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