Heheh. I couldn't resist making this. Based on the insane, flan-based chatty chat we've been having lately.

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. They aren't mine. Well... I guess I own Wonder Sama, since I AM Wonder Sama, y'know? Anyway, this is all in humor and good fun, and not to be taken seriously.

The Cast
Super Kimi = The cake-flavored cake eating superhero, guardian of "Teh City".
Wonder Sama = Super Kimi's flan flavored sidekick, a rehabilitated flan-thief.
Mojohanna = The chop-stick wielding guardian of the flan temple, just outside "Teh City."
CPOC, The Great Spoon = The wise spoon who rules "Teh City".
Mojo Cojo = An evil ninja bent on destroying all the flan in the universe.
Darth CHoW = The leader of the Legion of Abused and Starving Obsessors Over Foodstuffs, who, along with the cookie crisp dog, toucan Sam, the lucky charms leprechaun and the trix rabbit, have vowed to steal the precious flan from the temple.
Crystal Rose, aka The Wise One = The former leader of the Flan-I Knights, and a friend of CPOC's who lives on the Enchanted Island.
HA the Flantom = The spirit of the first Flan-I Master, who is now a Flantom.

And now that you've gotten to meet the players in this craziness, let the insanity begin!

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The Adventures of SUPER KIMI and WONDER SAMA!
Episode One
"The Flantom Menace"

It is a time of peace for the citizens of Teh City. They live each day in a world of wonder and amazements, under the leadership of The Great Spoon, CPOC. The Spoon's wisdom is unrivaled and his leadership unmatched, for he has the power of Flan. It is said that with through Flan, one can obtain powers beyond one's wildest dreams. All of the Flan of Teh City is kept in the Flan Temple, which is guarded by a powerful chop-stick wielding warrior named Mojohanna.

Unfortunately, not all is well in Teh City. For the Legion of Abused and Starving Obsessors Over Foodstuffs has recently been established by local supervillian, Darth CHoW. Over the past several days, The L.A.S.O.O.F. has carried out several strikes against Teh City, disrupting the peace.

Now Teh City's only hope is it's brave superhero, Super Kimi, and her side-kick, Wonder Sama. As we join our brave heroes, they are making popcorn in Kimi's giant K shaped Tower in Teh City's bay area . . .

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(Scene One. Open to: K Shaped Tower. We find our hero, Super Kimi, sitting in a comfy armchair, watching Sonic X on television. Her sidekick, Wonder Sama, is in the kitchen making popcorn.)

Wonder Sama: Why do I have to make popcorn? You never see Robin making popcorn.

Super Kimi: Well you're not Robin. Don't forget the butter!

Wonder Sama: -le sigh- Yes Super Kimi...

(Suddenly, a red light begins to blink and a shrill sound fills the air)

Wonder Sama: Whazzat?

Super Kimi: That's the flan-crisis alarm! Quickly, to the situation room!

Wonder Sama: :blink: Huh?

Super Kimi: . . . The living room. u_u;

Wonder Sama: Oh. Right.

(Our heroes leap into action . . . by walking into the living room. There, a large TV screen comes down from the ceiling and a giant spoon appears.)

Super Kimi: -gasp- It's... The Great Spoon!

CPOC: Greetings Super Kimi. I'm afraid I bring ill-news.

Wonder Sama: They changed the line-up and now FMA's not on till 5:00am?

CPOC: Worse, I'm afraid. The notorious Darth CHoW and his Legion of Abused and Starving Obsessors Over Foodstuffs have struck again! This time attacking the first national flan bank of Teh City!

Super Kimi & Wonder Sama: -Le gasp!- :o

CPOC: I'm counting on you Super Kimi. You must save the flan from the L.A.S.O.O.F.!

Super Kimi: Never fear, I'll stop them and recover the precious flan!

Wonder Sama: u_u; What about me?

Super Kimi: Of course you're coming with me, Wonder Sama! Someone has to bring the bagged lunches.

Wonder Sama: ... Alas, Tis ever thus, the side-kick is stuck making bagged lunches.

---- Meanwhile, Elsewhere ----

(We find ourselves in a dark room, in the underground L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ. Here, Darth CHoW is facing his many minions, Toucan Sam, Lucky the Leprechaun, The Trix Rabbit, Fred Flintstone and the Cookie Crisp dog.)

Darth CHoW: Mwa Hahahahah! The flan is mine! (holds up a dish of flan)

Lucky: What about m' lucky charms?

Trix Rabbit: And my Trix!

Toucan Sam: And mah fruit loops.

Fred Flintstone: And my fruity pebbles!

Cookie Crisp Dog: And my--

Darth CHoW: (bangs hand on chair) Silence! One thing at a time, L.A.S.O.O.F.ers! First we must plan our next attack. This little bit of flan shalln't be enough. We need more. We must break into the temple of flan!

All The Cereal Characters: -gasp- The Temple Of Flan!

Toucan Sam: But legend has it, it is guarded by a fierce some chop-stick wielding warrior!

Darth CHoW: Yes, I too know these legends. But I have hired a new aquantice. ENTER!

(suddenly, Mojo Cojo enters.)

Mojo Cojo: You called?

Darth CHoW: Yes I did! Mojo Cojo, with your similar name and evil powers, I am sure you can steal the flan from Mojohanna, the guardian of the temple!

Mojo Cojo: Indeed. I shall deal with the flan guardian. Just make sure those superheroes don't get in my way. (swishes his cape)

Darth CHoW: Who? Super Kimi? Hahaha! Leave her to me. Go! Toucan Sam, go and destroy Super Kimi!

Toucan Sam: Yes sire!

---- Meanwhile, back at Super Kimi's Tower ----

(Super Kimi is once again in her armchair, watching Sonic X. The TV screen comes down to reveal The Great Spoon, once again)

CPOC: Super Kimi! Didn't I send you off to track down L.A.S.O.O.F.?

Super Kimi: (Tries to change the channel, but CPOC is on every channel) Yeah, you did, but I'm waiting on my side-kick to finish up with the bagged lunches.

(Wonder Sama enters from stage left, holding a bag of bagged lunches)

Wonder Sama: Okay, I've finished my lame side-kick job. Can we go save the world now?

Super Kimi: Yeah, okay.

(Suddenly the window burst open and Toucan Sam flies in)

Toucan Sam: Prepare for death Super Kimi!

Wonder Sama: :blink: Eep! Evil bird, evil bird!

Super Kimi: Calm down Sama! Quick, I have an idea! You distract him, and I'll use my cake-flavored-cake powers to defeat him!

Wonder Sama: u_u; Always the distraction.

Super Kimi: Just do it!

Wonder Sama: Yes ma'am.

(Wonder Sama runs towards Toucan Sam, running around in circles waving his arms and screaming like a mad-man. Super Kimi takes out some cake flavored cake from the mini fridge next to the TV, and begins to eat it)

CPOC: ... How is that going to save the day?

Super Kimi: I dunno, but cake-flavored cake taste good.

CPOC: Really? Let me have some.

(CPOC, being the Great Spoon, causes a piece of the Cake Flavored Cake to magically appear wherever he is on the other side of the TV screen, and he begins eating it)

CPOC: Mmm. You're right. This IS good.

Super Kimi: Yeah I know. ^_^

(Meanwhile, Wonder Sama is being pecked)

Wonder Sama: Heeeeeeey! Super Kimi! Great Spoon! A little help, please?

Super Kimi: Oh! Right! I have an idea. No on can resist the delicious cake flavored cake.

(She runs into the kitchen and puts a slice of the cake-flavored cake in the freeze. Then she whistles)

Super Kimi: Hey Sammy, look what I got! Cake flavored cake!

Toucan Sam: Mmm. Wonderful!

(Toucan Sam flies into the freezer. Kimi slams the door shut)

Super Kimi: Sucka!

Wonder Sama: Wahooo! Way to go Super Kimi! Good job ... but next time, can we use someone else as the distraction? That little bugger had a sharp beak.

Super Kimi: No time to discuss this now Wonder Sama! We have a far more important matter to deal with.

CPOC: That's right.

Super Kimi: My TV shows are coming on! Hurry along with the popcorn!

CPOC: u_u; Super Kimi, what about recovering the stolen Flan from Darth CHoW?

Super Kimi: Aww... but my shows!

CPOC: <_< Fine. I'll record your shows for you. Just go save the flan!

Super Kimi: Thank you Great Spoon! C'mon, Wonder Sama! We're off to save the world.

Wonder Sama: Can I get a band-aid first?

---- Meanwhile, back at the L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ ----

Darth CHoW: Curses! Super Kimi defeated Toucan Sam! No matter. Mojo Cojo should be arriving at the Temple of Flan any minute. Then the Flan shall be MINE! Mwa hahahahahaahahahahahaha!

---- Meanwhile, The Temple of Flan ----

(We find the temple of flan. An ancient, gigantic temple in the shape of, yep, you guessed it, FLAN. At the top of the temple steps is Mojohanna; the temple's tough chop-stick wielding guardian. Suddenly, Mojo Cojo jumps down from the tree tops)

Mojo Cojo: Out of my way! I'm here for the Flan!

Mojohanna: None may come near the scared flan.

Mojo Cojo: Perhaps you didn't hear me; I want that flan! (He draws his sword)

Mojohanna: :p Too bad. (She throws a chop stick at him)

Mojo Cojo: OUCH! (rubbing his head) Vile villainess! That flan shall be mine!

(Mojo Cojo leaps up into the air and starts attacking Mojohanna. Mojohanna uses her magical chopstick to block his sword)

---- Meanwhile, Back at Kimi's Tower ----

Super Kimi: Okay Wonder Sama, do we have everything? Bagged lunches?

Wonder Sama: Check!

Super Kimi: A tape in the VCR to record my shows?

Wonder Sama: Check!

Super Kimi: Plenty of cake?

Wonder Sama: Double check!

(CPOC appears on the screen; again)

CPOC: Super Kimi! Super Kimi! This is horrible news!

Super Kimi: Yeah, yeah, I know about Darth CHoW.

CPOC: No, no! Forget Darth CHoW! The evil Mojo Cojo, the flan killer, has just attacked The Flan Temple! Hurry up and stop him!

Super Kimi: Huh? What's the rush?

CPOC: Super Kimi, all of my powers to rule Teh City come from the magical flan inside that temple. If Mojo Cojo steals that flan, I'll lose my powers, and the floating island that Teh City is built on will CRASH INTO THE OCEAN, KILLING US ALL!

Super Kimi: :blink: Okay. Good reason to rush.

Wonder Sama: Wait... The Flan Temple? :( Count me out!

Super Kimi: What? Why?

Wonder Sama: .... back before I became your sidekick, I was a flan thief. I have bad memories of that temple.

---- Flashback, The Flan Temple ----

(We once again see the Flan Temple, with its guardian Mojohanna standing at the top of the steps. Wonder Sama appears, dressed all in black with a mask pulled over his face)

Wonder Sama: I'm here for the flan; outta my way!

Mojohanna: (smacks him with a chopstick) I don't think so!

Wonder Sama: Argh! That hurts. <_< Annoyin' flan guardian.

Mojohanna: (smacks him again) Begone thief! No flan for you!

Wonder Sama: Curses. But I must have FLAN!

Mojohanna: (smacks him AGAIN)

Wonder Sama: Owwie.

---- The Present, Super Kimi's tower)

Wonder Sama: She smacked me seventy-seven times with those infernal chopsticks! u_u; I gave up my thief ways after that day, realizing I could never steal the sacred flan.

Super Kimi: ... yeah, so?

Wonder Sama: So? If I go back there, Mojohanna will hit me again!

Super Kimi: Naw. You're a superhero now. ... Well, a side-kick, but that's close enough.

Wonder Sama: Gee thanks ... I think. u_u;

CPOC: Eh hem. If you two are finished with the theatrics, perhaps now would be a good time to save Teh City?

Super Kimi: Right-o. Come Wonder Sama, to the Kimiko-Kar!

Wonder Sama: The "Kimiko-Kar"?

Super Kimi: It's our version of the Batmobile. Now let's go!

(Super Kimi and Wonder Sama proceed to the garage, where they hop into the Kimiko-Kar and speed away from the giant K-shaped tower, racing off towards the Flan Temple.)

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Will Super Kimi and Wonder Sama make it in time?
Will Mojo Cojo steal the sacred flan?
Will Mojohanna hit Wonder Sama with the chopsticks again?
Find out, next time; same flan time, same flan channel.

XD

I'll write more later....

OMG!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!
You've got me busting at the seams here!! :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG! That was awesome!!!

Heh, CHoW is a good enough name for a supervillan. CHoW the... something. The evil. I dunno.

But, wow! That was awesome! We won't have to wait a whole week like Batman, will we? :D

XD

I guess next we'll be reading "Episode II: Flanttack of Cojo"?

lol that is so hilarious 15/10
But I thought Chow was my hanchman *sniff*

Well, you want to destroy flan, I want to eat it. Two different goals, two different groups. So, partners! ^_^

Alright partners I guess the Flan is getting killed anyways. Thanks for making me the super cool villian GS

OMG. I saw the titel and said out loud "No he didn't." But he did. AND IT'S AWSOME!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO AWSOME!!!!! I lurve this fan fic. It's so cool. You captured me perfectly. Wow. Now teh new comers will fear us veterans even more! XP If there's anyway I can ever help, just let me know.

Yeah man same as above. The newbies will fear us,fear us I say.

Well I'm glad everyone's liked the first episode. The random insanity shall now continue with episode two -- thanks for the title Great Spoon. ^^
In this one we get to see magical spells, Fred Flintstone, and sandwiches. So enjoy. XD

The Adventures of SUPER KIMI and WONDER SAMA!
Episode Two
"Episode II: Flanttack of Cojo"

With the peace of Teh City threatened by the evil L.A.S.O.O.F. and it's dark leader, Darth CHoW, the citizens only hope now rests in the hands of Super Kimi and Wonder Sama, the local superheroes. When we last left our heroes, they were speeding towards the Temple of Flan in the Kimiko-Kar, to backup the temple's chopstick wielding guardian, Mojohanna, in her battle against the evil Mojo Cojo. . . .

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(Scene Two. Open to: The Temple Of Flan. The battle between Mojohanna and Mojo Cojo rages on. Mojo Cojo is a skilled swordsman, but Mojohanna has magic chop sticks, and that's cool. As Mojo's sword clashes against the chopsticks, he is rebounded and jumps back.)

Mojo Cojo: Curses! How can chop sticks repel ME?

Mojohanna: (throws a chop stick at Mojo Cojo's head) 'Cause these are magic chopsticks, dummy.

Mojo Cojo: This is ridiculous! I need that flan!

(Suddenly, Mojo Cojo's watch beeps. It is a two-way radio with Darth CHoW)

Darth CHoW: Mojo! What's taking so long?

Mojo Cojo: I would've killed the flan by now, but that flan guardian is tough!

Darth CHoW: ... You went in the front door? Why would you do that? Why does everyone use the front door? Why not try THE BACK DOOR!

Mojo Cojo: Back door? :blink: There's a back door?

Darth CHoW: Of course there's a back door! Now quickly, Toucan Sam failed us, Super Kimi is on her way!

Mojo Cojo: Do not fear, I'll get that flan. Mwa hahahaha!

(Mojo turns off his radio and jumps into the trees. Then he runs across, from tree to tree, until he arrives on the other side of the temple. There he finds the unprotected back door, and heads inside. Inside he sees a gigantic bowl of magical flan)

Mojo Cojo: Mwa hahahahahah! At last! AT LAST!

---- Meanwhile, Outside ----

(Darth CHoW is hiding in the bushes near the temple, with Fred Flintstone at his side. They are looking up at the temple steps, guarded by Mojohanna. Suddenly the Trix Rabbit runs up to them)

Trix Rabbit: They're coming! Super Kimi's coming!

Darth CHoW: Good.

Trix Rabbit: Good? But Super Kimi will defeat us!

Darth CHoW: Not this time. I have a plan. Fred! Go over there and tell Mojohanna that a pair of evil thieves are on their way to steal the flan. Tell her the thieves names are... Super Kimi and Wonder Sama!

Fred Flintstone: Huh? That'll never work.

Darth CHoW: Sure it will! It's like what Eggman did to Knuckles.

Trix Rabbit: ... But didn't Knuckles eventually learn the truth and help Sonic beat Eggman?

Darth CHoW: SILENCE SILLY RABBIT! (Smacks the rabbit on the head) Just do as I say Fred.

Fred Flintstone: Okay.

(Flintstone walks up to the temple gates, Mojohanna readies her chopsticks)

Fred Flintstone: Mojohanna, a couple of evil thieves named Super Kimi and Wonder Sama are coming to steal your flan!

Mojohanna: What? Wonder Sama? Didn't I knock any sense into that boy yet?

Fred Flintstone: Apparently not. You must stop them!

Mojohanna: Yeah, don't worry about it. I'll stop 'em.

(Flintstone smiles and runs back to hide in the bushes. As he does, the Kimiko-Kar pulls up and Super Kimi and Wonder Sama get out)

Wonder Sama: I have a baaaaaaaaaad feeling about this.

Super Kimi: That's only because you were beaten with chopsticks seventy-seven times.

Wonder Sama: Well, duh.

(Mojohanna jumps down in front of them)

Mojohanna: Aha! So it's true, you did come back to steal the flan.

Wonder Sama: Eep! No! We're here to help you! I'm-a superhero now.

Super Kimi: EH HEM.

Wonder Sama: u_u; Fine, I'm a sidekick. She's a superhero.

Super Kimi: Much better. (Turns to Mojohanna) Mojohanna, we only want to help defeat the evil L.A.S.O.O.F.

Mojohanna: A likely story! (Thwaps Kimi with a chopstick)

Super Kimi: Owwie! That hurt!

Wonder Sama: I told you!

Super Kimi: Please Mojohanna, just hear me out (She gets thwaped again)

Mojohanna: I don't 'hear out' flan thieves! Now beat it, or do you want some more chopstick action?

Wonder Sama: No! We'll beat it! (He grabs Super Kimi by the shoulders and pulls her back into the Kimiko-Kar)

Super Kimi: Wonder Sama! We can't just abandon our duty.

Wonder Sama: But I don't wanna get hit with chopsticks.

Super Kimi: Hmm. Let's call the Great Spoon. With his infinite wisdom, he can help us!

(Super Kimi turns on a small portable TV in the dashboard of the Kimiko-Kar, and the Great Spoon is seen)

CPOC: What is it Super Kimi? If this is about your shows, don't worry, I'm taping them.

Super Kimi: No! Great Spoon, we need your wise ways to help us.

CPOC: Oh. Okay, shoot.

Wonder Sama: Mojohanna thinks we're evil flan thieves, and she beat us with chopsticks.

Super Kimi: And, even though it makes no sense that we know this, we know Mojo Cojo snuck in the back door.

Wonder Sama: We do?

Super Kimi: It's a plot device, just work with me here.

Wonder Sama: M'kay.

CPOC: Hmm. This is most troubling news. Well, Mojohanna won't be easy to convince that you're not flan thieves, given your sidekick's history.

Wonder Sama: Oh, so it's my fault is it? :angry:

CPOC: Yes.

Wonder Sama: ... Oh. u_u;

CPOC: You'll have to distract Mojohanna and sneak into the temple and stop Mojo Cojo yourself!

Super Kimi: Distraction time, woohoo!

Wonder Sama: Aw, man! u_u

CPOC: Don't worry. I have a brilliant plan!

---- Meanwhile, Back at the Flan Temple ----

(Mojo Cojo is standing in front of the magical flan. His watch beeps again)

Darth CHoW: Mojo! What is taking you so long?

Mojo Cojo: I'm waiting for Super Kimi to show up.

Darth CHoW: I thought you didn't want to fight Super Kimi.

Mojo Cojo: Not before, but now I have the magical flan! I'll be invincible!

Darth CHoW: ... K', whatever, as long as you get the flan.

---- Meanwhile, we return to our heroes in the bushes near the flan temple ----

(We find Super Kimi sitting on a rock, waiting impatiently. Behind a nearby tree we can hear Wonder Sama's voice only)

Wonder Sama (VO): I don't like this idea.

Super Kimi: Just hurry up and finish changing! CPOC said this would be the perfect way to distract Mojohanna.

Wonder Sama (VO): But what happens when Mojohanna realizes its me in disguise? SHE'LL HIT ME WITH CHOPSTICKS! THAT'S WHAT!

Super Kimi: Aww, stop your whinin'. Where'd you put those bagged lunches, anyway?

Wonder Sama (VO): In the backseat.

(Super Kimi grabs a sandwich from the back seat and then returns.)

Super Kimi: Are you finished yet? Let's see how you look in the disguise.

(Wonder Sama comes out from behind the tree, dressed like Roy Mustang)

Wonder Sama: This is NEVER going to work.

Super Kimi: CPOC said it will.

Wonder Sama: Yeah, but I don't look like Roy Mustang! The clothes match, but I think my God-awful haircut is a dead giveaway.

Super Kimi: Don't worry. CPOC has magical spoon powers, remember?

Wonder Sama: What does that mean -- (Suddenly Wonder Sama is struck by lightning) AHHH! (He falls down)

Super Kimi: :blink:

(Wonder Sama gets back up and now he looks like Roy Mustang)

Wonder Sama: Whoa dude.

(CPOC appears on the Kimiko-Kar's Kommunicator)

CPOC: The spell will only last for fifteen minutes, so hurry up. Now quickly, go distract Mojohanna while Super Kimi sneaks inside and saves the flan.

Wonder Sama: Yes sir.

(Super Kimi goes and hides in a tree. Wonder Sama approached the temple, which causes Mojohanna to jump down once again)

Mojohanna: Halt, who goes ther-- Roy?

Wonder Sama: Errm. Yeah. That's me. Roy Mustang.

Mojohanna: :wub:

Wonder Sama: Well, gotta go. (He runs off into the woods)

Mojohanna: WAAAAAAIT! ROOOOOOOOOOY! (she gives chase)

(Super Kimi gets out of the tree and runs up to the temple)

Super Kimi: Hey, whatddya know, the distraction works.

(Super Kimi runs into the temple. As she approached the magical flan, Mojo Cojo jumps down from the rafters)

Mojo Cojo: I've been expecting you, Super Kimi.

Super Kimi: Mojo Cojo! What are you doing here?

Mojo Cojo: I'm here to defeat you, and then I'll KILL the flan!

Super Kimi: Kill the flan?

Mojo Cojo: Yes. Darth CHoW hired me to steal it, but in reality I'm going to KILL the flan, and make CPOC lose his powers, then Teh City and the whole flying island it is built on will crash into the ocean, and we shall all die!

Super Kimi: :blink: But, why? Why do you want to destroy us all?

Mojo Cojo: Umm . . . I don't really know.

Super Kimi: You don't know?

Mojo Cojo: Nope. But I'm evil, so this is what I do! Now prepare yourself for the great beyond, Super Kimi!

Super Kimi: Hah. I'm not afraid of you. My sidekick will distract you while I figure out a way to defeat you!

Mojo Cojo: What sidekick?

Super Kimi: u_u; Oh that's right, Wonder Sama's not here . . . meaning I have no distraction.

Mojo Cojo: Yes, and now you shall face the fury of my Flansaber! (Yes, you guessed it. Mojo Cojo takes up a small device from his belt and activates his Flansaber -- a lightsaber made entirely of flan. XD)

Super Kimi: -gulps- Now I'm in trouble.

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Can Super Kimi defeat Mojo Cojo?
Will Mojohanna catch Wonder Sama?
What evil deeds do the L.A.S.O.O.F. have cooking up?
Find out next time, same flan time, same flan channel!

Yeah, I'll make another one later on...

So friggin awesome man. Go MOJO COJO . If you are following Starwars than the next episode should be Revenge of the L.A.S.O.O.F.

Also eventually the bad guys should get a death star weapon like the flan star.
CHOW you should be Darth Chow the Dark Lord of the Flan

Hehehe... Darth CHoW... me likey...

Wow! Another great story, GS!
I loved how all my cereal-related minions were following my orders... bwehe...
But what about Barney? He's the starving, food-obsessed one. Though having Fred around is cool...

I loved the part with Roy!!! :lol:

XP "Revenge of the L.A.S.O.O.F." it is, thanks Cojo. ^^

And CHoW, you're right, Barney is the one stealing the fruity peebles, but he eats them. It's Fred who never gets a chance to have any. XD Oh, and I went back and changed your name to "Darth CHoW", since you liked that nickname. Heheh.

Glad y'all liked it. I'll do the third episode when I get home, if I have the time.

XP That's so awsome! As a matter of fact, it's so awsome, I have to spell meh first statment backwards in order in signify how cool it is:

!-E-M-O-S-W-A- -O-S- S-'-T-H-A-T- P-X

Niceness, GS. I feel like I should have a weird last name to resemble Luke Skywalker.

Darth CHoW: The Great Spoon never told you about your father...
Super Kimi: He told me enough; he said you killed him!
Darth CHoW: No, Kimi....I AM your father!
Super Kimi: No...it....it can't be true!
Darth CHoW: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Super Kimi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth CHoW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Aw, man, you shoulda seen the look on your face! Man, I'm kidding, I'm not you're father. No, no, I'm not your father. But MAN, that was funny. I'm funny.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hilarious, Kimiko. That's a good one. XD

XD XD XD

Brava Kimi, Brava! I'm in stitches over here.

Youre in what?

Stitches. Y'know. Where you're laughin' so hard it's hard to breath. It's an expression.

Stitches.

... Gah. I'm older than I realize, it appears. XD

Hey man Im not even 13 yet. 29 more days.

You're birthday is in 29 days? Dude, that's awesome! Congrats.

My birthday was back in may, so I still have a looooooooooong wait till my next one. u_u;

I won't be thirteen until October. XP

Yeah somebody I am older than.

October huh? Heh. Well, that isn't so far away.

Well have to remember to get you cake-flavored-cake when your birthday does roll around. XD

Ocotober only -counts with fingers- three months from now. WHen it is meh B-day, I'll have to go out and buy some flan to eat with meh cake flavored cake. XP

Flan and cake, does a happy birthday make.

I want cake and flan.

I'm not surprised Cojo.

EVERYBODY should want cake and flan.

And people who DON'T want flan and cake should be forced to listen to Joha talk about Roy and be poked with chop sticks.

lool good one

XD

AND they should be forced to listen to me talk about Scar...and Squall...and Dib....and Conan...and Jimmy....

ROFLMAO You so did not do that XD But I'm glad you did. That was hilarious.

Word up. :P

-rouge-

XP Can't wait for teh next part, GS.

Well, here's Episode III. In this one we get to see how well Super Kimi fights without a distraction, Mojohanna and Wonder Sama deal with an evil cereal pirate, and Darth CHoW's evil plans begin to come together....

^^ I'm glad everybody’s been amused by this s'far. Thanks guys, it's fun to write this and know you're enjoying it.

The Adventures of SUPER KIMI and WONDER SAMA!
Episode Three
"Revenge of L.A.S.O.O.F."

When we last left our hero, Super Kimi, she was inside the Temple of the Flan, where the magical flan that grants CPOC all of his powers is stored. However, the evil Mojo Cojo, an ally of the L.A.S.O.O.F. had already beaten her there, and without a distraction she was left to actually fight him.

Meanwhile, Super Kimi's sidekick and distraction, Wonder Sama, had taken on the disguise of Roy Mustang in order to fool Mojohanna, the Guardian of the Flan. It worked, and a love-struck Mojohanna chased the sidekick deep into the woods.

In addition, Darth CHoW, master of the L.A.S.O.O.F. was gaining even more power, however he is unaware that Mojo Cojo has betrayed him and plans to destroy the Flan . . .

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(Scene Three. Open to: The woods near the temple of the flan. We find Wonder Sama, still looking exactly like Roy Mustang, running through the deep, dark woods. In the distant footsteps can be heard chasing him.)

Wonder Sama: (Panting) I can't keep running like this. Then again, I don't want to get caught by Mojohanna either. (Pauses) Although, since I look like Mustang she probably wouldn't hit me. (Pauses again) No, she'd probably kidnap me and force me to marry her in mexico, which would really be a hassle since I don't have a passport... plus when I turn back into me she'd completely flip out and kill me; and I try to avoid being killed.

(Wonder Sama starts to run again, but suddenly he trips on a well-placed tree stump. As he's getting back up, Mojohanna catches up with him)

Mojohanna: Wait! Roy m'darling, don't run!

Wonder Sama: Aw, potatoes. She caught me.

Mojohanna: :wub:

Wonder Sama: u_u;

Mojohanna: C'mere you. (She starts to advance on him)

(Suddenly, the fifteen minutes are up. Wonder Sama flashes green and turns back into himself)

Mojohanna: :blink:

Wonder Sama: ^_^; I just turned back, didn't I? (nervous laughter) Hahah... hiya Mojohanna. Been a while, huh? I bet you don't remember me... at least I hope you don't remember me.

Mojohanna: :angry: WONDER SAMA! You're that flan thief! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROY!?

Wonder Sama: Err... Roy was never here. It was me all along, in an elaborate distraction attempt so that Super Kimi could sneak into the flan temple and fight Mojo Cojo. Hey, if we hurry, we can help her save teh sacred flan!

Mojohanna: (Not listening to a word he's saying) Roy was never here? ... You heartless fiend, toying with a girl's emotions like that! (She pulls out the chopsticks) PREPARE FOR DEATH!

Wonder Sama: Aww, potatoes.

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---- Meanwhile ----

(Back in the temple of the flan, Mojo Cojo and Super Kimi are standing around the sacred platform of the magical flan. Mojo Cojo has his flansaber drawn)

Mojo Cojo: Now stand back Super Kimi, and watch as I destroy the flan!

Super Kimi: No! Don't you realize that destroying that flan will take away CPOC's magical powers, and cause the entire floating island that Teh City is built on to plummet into the ocean?

Mojo Cojo: Of course I realize that -- I said all of that in Episode II, remember?

Super Kimi: Shuddap! The point is, I have to stop you!

Mojo Cojo: Hahaha... You amuse me, Kimi. You? Stop me? I think not.

Super Kimi: Well, I have to try. Give me your best shot!

Mojo Cojo: Okay dokay. (He jumps up in the air and slices the cieling with his flan saber. The flan is fresh made, and so hot it cuts a hole in the roof. The piece of ceiling falls down and Super Kimi has to jump aside at the last second to avoid becoming Super Pancake)

Super Kimi: Good shot.

Mojo Cojo: You cannot withstand the Power of my Flansaber! I am an expert Flansaber user, trained by The Wise One who dwells on the Enchanted Island far too the north. The Wise One is said to be One with the Flan. So strong is she, that even CPOC recognizes her as a powerful warrior. She has only taught the secrets of Flansaber combat to myself and one other student.

Super Kimi: (Not paying attention) Dang it, all this monologueing is taking too long! I'm missing my shows, and I know CPOC'll run out of tapes eventually!

Mojo Cojo: u_u; You're not even paying attention! Can't you tell I'm revealing valuable plot information pertaining to the next three episodes? I mean, I'm practically giving it away that the Yoda-spoof is going to be appearing soon!

Super Kimi: Yeah, yeah, yeah, can we just hurry the battle up? My SHOWS are on! And I still have to clean Toucan Sam out of my freezer back at the tower. ... Actually I'll make Wonder Sama clean it out.

Mojo Cojo: Hahah, I wouldn't count on Wonder Sama.

Super Kimi: Aww, that's not nice. I know he has no sense when it comes to hairstyles, but he DOES do everything I say, providing I give him flan. He's like a puppy.

Mojo Cojo: No you fool! I mean even as we speak, Darth CHoW is sending his cereal-product henchmen to KILL Wonder Sama and Mojohanna.

Super Kimi: What!? No! You can't kill my sidekick! Who'll make the popcorn and bagged lunches?

Mojo Cojo: You'll have to do it yourself.

Super Kimi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

---- Meanwhile, back in the woods ----

(We find Mojohanna sitting on a log, still looking pretty POed. Wonder Sama wakes up and sits up off the ground. He is now tied up, and has a large lump on his head)

Wonder Sama: Ooo... bad dream.

Mojohanna: So, you're awake, you evil Roy-impersonating flan stealer!

Wonder Sama: Aww, potatoes. It wasn't a dream. (Sighs) Listen, Mojohanna, I swear, I never meant to deceive you ... well, okay, deceiving you was actually the entire point -- but I was against the idea from the beginning!

Mojohanna: A likely story.

Wonder Sama: It's true! I told Super Kimi it was a bad idea, but noooooooooo, she said that CPOC's ideas always worked.

Mojohanna: The Great Spoon? What does he have to do with any of this?

Wonder Sama: He sent us to help you defeat Mojo Cojo! Listen, Mojohanna, I know I used to be an evil thief and a smuggler and a scoundrel and all that, but I've changed. I'm a sidekick now! I help a superhero. I'm the guy who makes the bagged lunches and the popcorn; not to mention I'm the distraction. We only wanted to help.

Mojohanna: Why should I believe that? Both of the previous times we've met you've either tried to steal the flan, or lied to me. Give me one good reason why I should trust you now?

Wonder Sama: . . . Umm . . . I'm lovably goofy. ^_^;

Mojohanna: Not good enough.

Wonder Sama: Err... I have minty fresh breath, thanks to tic-tacs.

Mojohanna: While I'll admit your breath is refreshingly minty, that's still not enough of a reason for me to not beat the hell out of you with chopsticks.

Wonder Sama: Well, that's all I got. (In an overly dramatic voice) So go ahead. If you truly believe in your heart of hearts that I am a villain, do what you must do.

Mojohanna: Okay. (THWACK with a chopstick)

Wonder Sama: OWWIE! HEY! You're suppose to be so touched and moved by my speech that you untie me!

Mojohanna: ... Hmm ... nope. :P

(Suddenly the ground begins to shake)

Mojohanna: What's that?

Wonder Sama: Oh no! NO! Not him.

Mojohanna: Him who?

Wonder Sama: It's Darth CHoW's most dangerous cereal-named henchmen of all! Quickly Mojohanna, untie me! You can't defeat this foe by yourself, he's much too powerful! But I can provide a distraction so you can win -- it's kind of my thing.

Mojohanna: Forget it, I know a trick when I see one.

(Suddenly a gigantic boat flies into the forest. Cap'n Crunch appears on the side of the ship)

Cap'n Crunch: There they are! Darth CHoW has ordered you destroyed, and I'm here to see to it that you die a painful death!

Mojohanna: The Crunch Pirate?

Wonder Sama: I don't think he is a pirate. I think he's like a british captain or something. His hat reminds me of the hats in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Mojohanna: Whatever. (She holds up the chopsticks) I'll kick his butt all the same.

Cap'n Crunch: Fire the Crunchberry Cannon!

(A gigantic cannon is rolled up to the side of the boat and it fires a gigantic crunchberry at Mojohanna. She tries to block it with her chopstick, but the berry is too big and it knocks her back)

Mojohanna: Ouch.

Wonder Sama: Quick! Untie me! I can help! I can draw their fire! I'm a good distraction!

Mojohanna: Shuddap evil Roy-wannabe, I'll deal with you later!

Wonder Sama: (muttering) Stupid spoon and his stupid plans. (He is suddenly stuck by lightning, again) GAH! ... forgot CPOC can hear everything I say...

Cap'n Crunch: Fire two!

(A second crunchberry fires and hits Mojohanna, who falls to her knees)

Mojohanna: Stupid boat.

Wonder Sama: I'm telling you, all you need is a good distraction. C'mon, what have you got to lose? If I'm wrong, I'll just die anyway.

Mojohanna: Well... okay. (She throws a chopstick and it cuts across the ropes)

Wonder Sama: Alright! Now it's time for me to do what I do best -- distract the bad guy so the real hero can save the world! (He begins jumping up and down like a moron) Heeeeey! Cap'n, crunchatize me!

Cap'n Crunch: I'll do more than that, m'boy! SHOOT HIM!

Wonder Sama: Quick!

Mojohanna: HYAH! (she hits a rock with her chopstick and the rock flies into the muzzle of the cannon. The cannon gets plugged up and explodes, catching the ship and Cap'n Crunch's hat on fire)

Cap'n Crunch: Ahhhh! Fire! Retreat! This isn't over! I shall return! I SHALL RETURN!

(The cap'n flies away)

Wonder Sama: See? I'm helpful.

Mojohanna: Yeah, yeah.

Wonder Sama: Oh come on! You needed my help, and I helped you. I bet Roy Mustang would've have done what I did.

Mojohanna: You're right. Roy would've just used his uber cool gloves to torch the baddies, saving us a lot of time and effort.

Wonder Sama: Yeah, okay, good point.

Mojohanna: And he'd have looked a lot more handsome doing it.

Wonder Sama: ... You've made your point. I concede defeat.

Mojohanna: Roy'd never get caught dead with a haircut like that...

Wonder Sama: u_u; I know, I know, I need a haircut. I get it!

Mojohanna: But, I'll admit you were helpful. A little.

Wonder Sama: So you're not going to hit me anymore?

Mojohanna: ... Okay, deal. But only if you help me stop Mojo Cojo.

Wonder Sama: Yeah, sure!

Mojohanna: Oh. And if you EVER trick me into thinking you're Roy again, I'll beat you with my chopsticks until you have so many bruises on your face that your hair suddenly looks less horrible by comparison. Do I make myself clear?

Wonder Sama: :blink: Frighteningly clear.

Mojohanna: Hey, you shouldn't play with a girl's heart. 'specially when it comes to Roy.

Wonder Sama: Gotcha boss. Now let's go help Super Kimi!

---- Meanwhile, at the Temple of the Flan ----

(Super Kimi is running around in circles being chased by Mojo Cojo)

Mojo Cojo: (Panting) My goodness, you're annoyingly fast!

Super Kimi: Yep. Sure am.

Mojo Cojo: Would you mind slowing down so I can kill you please?

Super Kimi: ... Gee ... let me think about that one.

Mojo Cojo: Grrr. (He throws his flansaber at her, she ducks and it goes flying right past her)

Super Kimi: Hahah! Now you are weaponless Mojo Cojo!

Mojo Cojo: Oh really? (He holds up his hand and the flansaber flies back to him) I am one with The Flan. You cannot defeat me, Super Kimi. I was trained by The Wise One.

Super Kimi: Yeah, yeah. Well... I'll figure something out.

Mojo Cojo: The only thing you will figure out is HOW TO DIE! (He throws the flansaber again)

Super Kimi: Ahhhhhhhh -- (as she's screaming, the flansaber hits her in the mouth. She gasps and spits it out. Mojo Cojo does the hand thing again and retracts the saber.)

Mojo Cojo: Hahahaah... having burning hot flan in your mouth must not taste too good, huh?

Super Kimi: .... Actually... THAT WAS DELICIOUS!

Mojo Cojo: :blink:

Super Kimi: :lol: More flan! (She runs forward and bites the end of his saber off, and begins chewing) Mmmm. Flan-tastic.

Mojo Cojo: H-Hey! My Flansaber! You can't EAT my flansaber!

Super Kimi: Phaw. Sure I can. It taste almost as good as cake-flavored cake. (She takes another bite)

Mojo Cojo: Nobodies ever bitten my flansaber before. This is... weird. I'm getting the heck outta here! But I'll be back, Super Kimi! (He runs away from her, going out the back door)

Super Kimi: Heeeeeey! Come back here, I'm still hungry! . . . jerk.

(Suddenly Wonder Sama and Mojohanna run into the temple from the front door)

Wonder Sama: Super Kimi! We can to help fight Mojo Cojo!

Super Kimi: You're too late, I already defeated him with my super-appetite for flan.

Wonder Sama: What? You had flan? AND DIDN'T SAVE ME ANY!? :( Aww, SK, that hurts.

Mojohanna: Whoa, you ate flan!? It wasn't the magical special flan of CPOC, was it?

Super Kimi: Of course not!

Mojohanna: Really? Then... WHERE IS THE MAGICAL SPECIAL FLAN OF CPOC!? (She points to the pedestal where the magical flan bowl was setting -- it is now empty!)

Super Kimi: ... Uh oh.

Mojohanna: :angry: The flan's gone!

(Suddenly a large TV screen comes down from the ceiling, and CPOC appears on it)

CPOC: Hey Super Kimi, the tape ran out of room, so I had to switch to a new one. And I was saving this other tape to tape MY shows on, so you owe me a new one, okay?

Wonder Sama: Geez man, do you have a TV screen in every building on the entire island?

CPOC: Yep.

Mojohanna: He's like Charlie, except instead of a voice box, he talks to us through TVs.

Super Kimi: I guess that makes us CPOC's Angels.

Wonder Sama: Oh great, it's bad enough I'm named after Wonder Woman, now I have to be one of Charlie's Angels too?

Mojohanna: Actually that's pretty amusing.

Wonder Sama: u_u;

CPOC: Heheh... that is funny... (He pauses) Hey wait a second.... why are you guys so sad looking? Don't tell me you didn't stop Mojo Cojo!

Super Kimi: No... we stopped him.

CPOC: ... Umm... well, I can see that Mojohanna didn't kill Wonder Sama... so, what's got you so down my superhero pal?

Super Kimi: ... Your magical flan got stolen, sir.

CPOC: Oh, is that all. (Pauses) WHAT!? MY MAGICAL FLAN!? Mojohanna, what happened, weren't you guarding it!?

Mojohanna: Hey, it isn't my fault! Wonder Sama dressed up like Roy Mustang and I sorta chased him in a love-stricken haze. ....... wait a second ..... how did he know I have a thing for Roy, anyway? And how did he magically transform himself into Roy? .... there's only one person who could've done all that...

CPOC: ^_^; Now, now J... no need to get angry....

Mojohanna: You jerk!

CPOC: Look, we'll discuss this later. Right now you three need to track down Mojo Cojo and get my flan back.

Wonder Sama: Dude, I don't think Mojo has your flan.

CPOC: What are you talking about?

Wonder Sama: Mojo Cojo wanted to KILL the flan, remember? But if he killed it, you'd have lost your powers already and the island would have fallen. I think someone else must have snuck inside while Super Kimi and Mojo Cojo were fighting and taken the flan.

CPOC: Hmm. The sidekick may have something here. And I can think of only one person who could hatch such a nefarious scheme. Darth CHoW must be behind this.

Super Kimi: Oh! That reminds me, Great Spoon -- what do you know about "The Wise One"?

CPOC: Who told you about her!?

Super Kimi: Mojo Cojo. He said she had great powers, like yours, and lived on the Enchanted Island.

CPOC: Yes... indeed she does. The Wise One is great and powerful. A master of The Flan. She used to be the leader of the Flan-I Knights.

Mojohanna: Flan-I Knights? Lucas is gonna sue somebody.

CPOC: Hopefully not. Anyway, long ago, the Flan-I Knights used to protect Teh City. They were defends of truth, justice and flan. The Wise One was their leader. But then horrible things happened. First, Mojo Cojo learned the ways of the Flan-I. He was once an honoral Flan-I Knight, but then he ate some flan that was beyond the expereation date and he got sick -- evil since he has hated flan.

Wonder Sama: Hated flan? Who in their right mind would hate flan?

CPOC: I have no clue. Anyway, then while The Wise One was sad about Mojo Cojo, her star student betrayed her and turned to the dark side of the flan. He was her most beloved pupil. He betrayed and murdered all of the Flan-I Knights.

Mojohanna: Darth CHoW!

CPOC: Exactly.

Wonder Sama: Wait... CHoW was a good guy? Whoa. I did NOT expect that plot twist.

Super Kimi: I did.

Mojohanna: Yeah, it was kind of obvious from the Star Wars spoof.

Wonder Sama: u_u;

CPOC: Anyway... Why do you ask about The Wise One?

Super Kimi: Well, if the Wise One is so powerful, maybe she can help us defeat CHoW!

CPOC: Forget about it. Two of her best students went evil. She refuses to train anyone anymore.

Wonder Sama: Hmm. Well, what if we could change her mind? I mean, there has to be a way. I'm sure if someone was persistant enough, and annoyed her enough, she'd either train them or kill them.

Mojohanna: You're right Wonder Sama! That's a great idea!

Wonder Sama: Yeah, it is, huh?

Mojohanna: It sure is. And I'll go with you when you ask her to train you. I've always wanted to watch a Flan-I Knight get trained.

Wonder Sama: Yeah, that sounds -- WAIT, WHAT!? When I ask her to train ME!? But I'm just the side kick! Shouldn't Super Kimi go?

Super Kimi: No way! There's a good chance you'll annoy the Wise One and she'll kill you. Superheroes cannot take risks like that... that's why we have sidekicks.

Wonder Sama: Aww, potates.

CPOC: You've said that a lot during this episode.

Wonder Sama: New catchphrase I was trying out. Whatddiya think?

CPOC: Uhh...

Super Kimi: Well...

Mojohanna: It sucks.

Wonder Sama: ><

CPOC: Fine. Well, it's settled. Wonder Sama will go track down the Wise One and learn the Flan-I arts and Mojohanna will go with him and keep and eye on him.

Super Kimi: ... And I'll go home and watch my shows!

CPOC: No, you'll track down the location of Darth CHoW hidden L.A.S.O.O.F. base so we can plan an assault to get my flan back.

Super Kimi: Aww, potates.

Wonder Sama: Heeeeeey, I thought you said that was a bad catch phrase!

Super Kimi: Eh. It's alright.

CPOC: Well... I guess you had all better be off now... Good luck, may the Flan be with you.

---- Meanwhile, back at L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ ----

(We find Darth CHoW sitting in his chair, holding the magical flan)

Darth CHoW: Well, as annoyed as I am that I was barely in this episode at all, it doesn't matter since I'm WINNING! Mwa hahahahahahaah! With this magic flan, I will soon rule Teh City; and nobody can stop me. Not Super Kimi, not Mojohanna, not even the Spoon himself. Mwa hahahahaahahaahah!

Will Super Kimi find Darth CHoW's hideout?
Will The Wise One agree to train Wonder Sama, or will she kill him?
What evil deeds will Mojo Cojo be brewing up for his revenge?
Find out nex time, Same Flan Time, Same Flan Channel!

((Mmm. There we have it. Episode three.
And on a completely unrelated note... am I the only one who picked up all the R/S lines in tonight's episode? ^^ Happy GS.
Well, there's the episode 3 for you. 4 will be written later.))

Wow!! Hee hee he- I mean, Mwa hahahahaha! I am winning!

I'm seeing TT, JLU, Star Wars, Sonic, AND Flan parallells here! :o Awesome!! I lurve this soo much! It's Flan-tastic! :D

Hahah, my favorite part was Cap'n Crunch. Oh, and you were totally right about Fred. Hmm, I wonder where Barney fits into all this then. :o XD

Ooh! Ooh! Can I say the name for the next one? Okay, okay: "The Flan Hope". No! No! "The New Flan". Um, "The Flan Flan"? "The Flan of Hope and Newness"?

Uh, pass. ^_^; :ph43r:
:o Oh no! I killed all the Flan-I! How terrible.... :cry:
I mean, yay? Mwaha? ..... :( Poor Flan-I.
XD

.metalknuckles.

XD! I've never been more boggled by plot twists! XP Awsomeness yet again, GS.

..SUper Kimi's gonna find Darth CHoW and get tricked beh teh "I am your Father" thing, huh? XD That's so awsome, GS.

A Floating Island like in Sonic + Parody of Star Wars, which included a large, spherical spaceship + Fact that Sonic ripped off the idea of a large, spherical spaceship already = Flan! Wooooohooo!

:o

XD

Ahahha, yes! Greatness again by you, Rice. And we are... CPoC's Angels XD Man, that was seriously hilarious. Update quick!

-rouge-

Hahahah this is so great!! *continues reading* XD Must read more randomness!!!

That was so awesome I am an evil flan i knight. One of my lines to Darth Chow should be like what is thy bidding my master. please continue.
Next one episode 4 A new Flan

O_O Man... this so deserves to be made into an animated Flash series, sometime! XD