One day, Professor AGOI was working to develop the perfect little girls. So AGOI took sugar, spice, and – what’s that? Cartoon Network is suing us? Umm…

~ Take Two ~

One day, Professor AGOI was working to develop the perfect little girls. So AGOI took cake, a surfboard and a bunch of pink things and mixed them together. But accidentally added another ingredient to the concoction – CHEMICAL FLAN.

THUS, the Rapidboard Girls were born! Using their amazing super powers, Kimi, Joha and Crystal Rose fight crime and the forces of evil!

~* Inspired by a comment from Joha *~
~* From the writer of “Super Kimi and Wonder Sama” *~

THE RAPIDBOARD GIRLS
Part I: “Chemical Flan Accidents”

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Our story begins at the home of professor AGOI, who was the leading professor for smart things in a place known as Dah City. Not “Teh City”, “Dah City”. There’s a big difference. Anyway, one day Professor AGOI was watching TV, and saw an add.

“Do you like cake?”
“Who doesn’t?” Professor AGOI said.
“Do you like surfing?”
“Never tried, but it looks fun…” Professor AGOI answered the TV again.
“Do you like the color pink?”
“Well, it’s not really MY color, but it is nice…”
“Then buy a pink cake-themed surfboard TODAY!”
“Huh? Well…”

So Professor AGOI bought the pink cake-themed surfboard, and sat it beside the lab table. Then, Professor AGOI went to work on the usual research, researching CHEMICAL FLAN, a powerful chemical agent. However, as Professor AGOI went to pick up the contained of Chemical Flan, there was a horrible accident! The rug got caught under the shoe, and Professor AGOI tripped and spilt the flan all over the cake-themed pink surfboard, and also on a potato that sat next to it.

And then… BOOM! The surfboard exploded into three little girls.

“Owwie.” The first little girl said.
“That was NO fun!” The second one complained.
“Now, now, girls, we’ll all okay, so I guess no harm, no foul.” The third said.

“My goodness!” Professor AGOI was astonished. “Three little girls! How did that happen?”

“Huh? Who’re you?” The little girl in green asked.

“I’m AGOI, a scientific professor.” AGOI answered. “Who are you?”

“I’M KIMI!” The girl in green said very loudly. “And I’m HUNGRY! Got any cake?”

“Kimi! That’s rude!” The girl in pink said. “Excuse us, I’m Crystal Rose, you’ll have to forgive Kimi, she doesn’t like being hungry.”

“Heeeeeeeeeeeey. That potato looks WEIRD.” The third girl said, pointing at the potato that had been splashed by chemical flan.

“Huh? What is it Joha?” Crystal Rose asked the girl in blue. The three girls, and the professor, all looked at the potato – and then it grew a brain! O.O Then it grew a body as well, and became a boy.

“What is this that has happened to me? I do not understand it, but I do not understand anything, for I was just created, just now, here, in this lab, by this professor. But how would I even know that, for until now, I was just a potato, but no longer, for I am not a potato, I am much more than a mere potato, I am like a super potato, with a super intellect!” The Potato Boy said.

“Who are you?” Joha asked the weird potato boy.

“A good question. Who are any of us? Are we even here? Do we even exists? Or are we merely the creations of someone’s imagination?”

“You’re WEIRD!” Kimi said loudly.

“I am… I AM NOT WEIRD! I AM MOJO POTATO!” The potato boy yelled.

“Mojo Potato? That sounds dumb.” Crystal Rose said.

“You… You… YOU ARE MEAN! JUST FOR THAT, I AM GOING TO BECOME AN EVIL DICTATOR IN THE OLD OBSERVATORY IN THE CENTER OF TOWN AND PLOT TO DESTROY DAH CITY AND ALL OF YOU! FEAR MY POTATO WAYS!” Mojo Potato yelled, and then he scampered out of the window.

“That was stupid.” Kimi complained. “Let’s eat CAKE!”

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((I wish I could write more tonight, but I am getting kicked offline! Shall make more tomorrow! >:3))

Oh man, inspiration from one comment. Rice, you are really something.

Mojo Potato... that's hilarious! Continue soon, alright? XD

XD!!! Looks like you did!!

AWESOME, GS!! Hilarious as usual.
"Mojo Potato".... XD

XD Amazing what a comment, and a coincidence can do.

Mojo Potato, Im gonna go out on a limb here and say thats thats you Gs."Aww potatoes!"

O.o...You used my name's acronym...COOL!!!

Very funny. Can't wait to see more.

And of course, I am the smartest in all the land! *Ego meter explodes, coating him in ashes.* Cough...

Hey... hold on a sec... didn't we already have a Mojo-themed character? O.o
*cough*MojoCojo*cough*

<.< >.> *shifty eyes*

I won't tell if you won't. ^_^;

“You… You… YOU ARE MEAN! JUST FOR THAT, I AM GOING TO BECOME AN EVIL DICTATOR IN THE OLD OBSERVATORY IN THE CENTER OF TOWN AND PLOT TO DESTROY DAH CITY AND ALL OF YOU! FEAR MY POTATO WAYS!” Mojo Potato yelled, and then he scampered out of the window..... XD XD XD XD XD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
(sorry REALLY hyper today)

THE RAPIDBOARD GIRLS
Part II: “Mr. Avatar; the Mean Neighbor”

So Professor AGOI and the girls continued on with their everyday life, but soon AGOI got a problem. He was a science professor, and the three little girls didn't want to spend all day in the lab learning about science, so he sat down on the couch and thought hard.

"How can I find something for the girls to do?" Professor AGOI asked.

"Do you have children?" The TV ad asked.
"I do now."
"Are they hyper-active?"
"You bet."
"Do they interefere with your lab works."
"All the time! It's amazing how well these commercials know me!" AGOI said.
"Then buy them a football! Make them play outside!"
"Of course, brilliant!"

So AGOI bought the girls a football, stuff them in the backyard, and told them to behave while lab work was going on in teh basement.

"I'm hungry." Kimi said as she threw the ball to Crystal Rose.
"What else is new?" Crystal Rose asked as she threw the ball to Johanna.
"This is boring." Joha complained as she threw the ball back to Kimi, but Kimi missed catching the ball because she saw a cloud that looked like cake and was looking at it. So the ball flew into their neighbor's window.

"Awwwwwww, you gonna be in troubleeeeeeeeee!" Joha said, pointing a finger at Kimi.

"Nuh uh! You threw you!" Kimi responded.

"Let's just go ask the neighbor for the ball back." Crystal Rose decided, and the three girls went next door. They saw the mailbox and it say "Mr. Avatar".

"Oooh! The Avatar!" Crystal Rose said, mistaking their neighbor for Aang.

They knocked on the door, and a giant shadowy figure approached and opened it.

"Yesssss?"

"Umm... we lost our football." Joha said. "Can we have it back from Mr. Avatar?"

"I am Mr. Avatar, and no, you can't." the demonic shadowy guy said.

"Nuh uh! The Avatar is a short little bald guy with air powers!" Kimi said knowingly.

"No fools, I'm not THAT Avatar, I am THE AVATAR OF HELL!" The demonic shadowy guy screamed, and flames danced up behind him. "I was just going to live peacefully in Dah City eating my flan, but now you've angered me so I'm going to bathe your mortal souls in an endless river of flames and torture." The Avatar of Hell said.

The girls blinked.

"Umm... can we have our football back now?" Joha asked again.

"... No! Didn't you listen?" The Avatar of Hell asked.

"Nope." Joha replied.
"Not me." Crystal Rose said.
"Do you have any cake?" Kimi asked hopefully.

"Grrrr... insolent mortals, I shall send you all to hell, where you'll NEVER get your football, or have cake, again!"

"WHAT!? NO CAKE!?" Kimi's eyes popped wide, and she sighed. "If only we had super powers to stop this guy..."

The Avatar of Hell began shooting fireballs out of his eyes, and the girls all ran from him. Joha jumped behind a umbrella stand, Crystal Rose hid under his carpet, and Kimi jumped straight up into the air...... and stayed there.

"Huh? I can fly?"

Joha and Crystal Rose looked up; indeed, Kimi was flying. Joha shrugged and jumped: and she too remained in mid-air.

"Hey wait a second girls, maybe that chemical flan that created us gave us super powers!" Crystal Rose said as she too jumped into the air.

"Whoa." Joha blinked.

"Eh hem. Back to... YOUR LIVES ENDING!" The Avatar of Hell screamed and threw a fireball; but Kimi, Joha and Crystal Rose avoided it. Then they all nodded at each other and put their plan into action.

Joha flew up to the Avatar's face and flew around in circles until the Avatar of Hell got dizzy. Then Kimi grabbed the carpet underneath him and pulled it out, which made the Avatar fall. Then Crystal Rose slammed down on his stomach, and the football fell out of his pocket. Crystal Rose grabbed it.

"Let's go girls!"

So the girls flew back to their own house, excited to see what the professor would say about their powers.

Meanwhile, as the Avatar got back up, a voice spoke to him.

"Greetings Avatar of Hell, it is good to see you, although you can't see me because I am hiding offscreen so nobody know who I am, but from the way I talk I think they will all guess, for only I talk in this manner, no one else does, only I do, and it is apparent who I am by now, for only I, MOJO POTATOES, talks in this unique way, but nobody knows that yet, so my identity is still a mystery!"

"... you're one dumb monkey." The Avatar said.

"Actually I am a potato, not a monkey, it was a monkey in the real show, but in the spoof, a potato is used. For potatoes are what I am known for, though I do not know why, it was just something that happened in the other fanfic, when I was the sidekick, but enough shattering the 4th wall, back to the actual story, which is the one we are telling now."

The Avatar sighed.

"Tell me Mr. Avatar, what if I could help you get revenge? Which is when you take vengance on someone for --"

"SHUT UP ALREADY!"

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What will the professor say about their powers?
Will Mojo Potato shut up?
Find out:
Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!

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:3 More when I feel like it.

Yes BR, we have two Mojo-themed characters in SK&WS: Mojohanna and Mojo Cojo, but this is a different spoof. :D

XD OMG, dat's so great, Rice. I can't even imagine what Joha said to inspire this. Keep up teh SUPER job!

Thanks. :D

She just said that you, her and CR are like the powerpuff girls of the forum. And from that, you get this. XD

XD Ecellent as always Rice.

Kimiko, This is what happened.

Cojo

Joha

Cojo

Avatar of Hell huh? AvatarHell Nope cant see who that is.

This is just perfect... But I gotta ask, why'd you make me the professor?

XD I love this. That's all I have to say!

XD XD Pure awesomeness, GS. ^_^

Why else? Because of your genius RP!! XD

O__O!! You're right! And now we have three!

What's next? Mojo Kimiko?

Yay! I feel special...

Mojo Kimiko? That would be a laugh!

That.....Is sooooo AWESOME!!!!!! Hehehehehe I love it!!!! :3

XD

THE RAPIDBOARD GIRLS
Part III: “New Neighbors; Mr. and Mrs. Falseidentity (aka "That's Not Suspicious!") ”

After about a week with the girls, Professor AGOI suddenly realized that he now had three daughters and none of them went to school. Instead they spent all day at home, pursing various things. Kimiko would often eat a large portion of cake and then sit on the couch watching cartoons, violently attacking anyone who dared change the channel. Crystal Rose had taken over the girls' bedroom, and had drawn many excellent drawings, which were plastered all over the wall. And Johanna had recently taken to their new neighbor. Mr. Avatar had moved out after being beaten by the girls, and a new couple had moved in. Mr. and Mrs. Falseidentity.

"Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirls! Time for breakfast!" Professor AGOI called. Quickly Kimiko jumped off the couch, a huge smile on her face, and she came running into the kitchen.

"Are we having CAKE!?" She asked.

"Kimiko, there is more to food than cake." Professor AGOI said.

"Nuh uh! There's the five basic food groups -- Chocolate Cake, Flan Cake, Carrot Cake, Cheese Cake and Ice Cream Cake." Kimiko grinned.

"Kimi, those aren't..."

"I WANT CAKE!" The super-power having little girl shouted. The Professor shook his head and handed her a bowl of cereal.

"Have some cereal." He advised.
"I don't want cereal." Kimi pouted.
"There's marshmellows in it."
"Oooh, gimmie!"

A moment later, Crystal Rose came into the kitchen.

"Crystal, where's Joha?" Professor AGOI asked.

"That's why I'm late, I was looking for her, but I think she's at the neighbors house."

"Oh no..." Professor AGOI sighed.

Indeed, next door, Joha was at Mr. and Mrs. Falseidentities house. She had grown very fond of the man who lived there, and was now spying on them via the attic; she had flown into their attic and was watching through a hole in the roof.

"This is ridiculous, we're undercover as a married couple, married couples sleep in the same bed." Mr. Falseidentity was saying to his wife. "You won't even let me slepe in the same room."

"Colonel, with all due respect, will you please drop the issue?" Mrs. Falseidentity replied.

"*sigh* Well if I knew this would happen I would've made Fullmetal do this mission."

"... How would that have worked? Alphonse can hardly impersonate someone's wife." Mrs. Falseidentity asked her 'husband'.

"Al could've been the husband, Fullmetal could've been the wife... Oh now that would've been delicious. Fullmetal in a dress... ah, but I don't have a camera." The husband was pouting.

Joha had been watching them from the attict all morning, and as far as she could figure out Mr. and Mrs. Falseidentity were not actually married. She grinned, but then gasped in horror as she noticed her watch and saw she was missing breakfast. She quickly left the neighbors house and went home.

As soon as she got home, however, she was in for an earfull from the Professor.

"Joha! Were you at our neighbors house?" Professor AGOI asked.

"Noooooooooo. I was... walking the dog!" Joha said.

"Oh. Okay." Professor AGOI went back into his lab to work, leaving the girls alone in the kitchen. Instantly Kimi threw her cereal out and went to the fridge to get a slice of cake. Crystal Rose sighed.

"We don't have a dog Joha." Crystal Rose said.

"Nevermind that! Our new neighbors are up to something! They're not really married, and they call each other 'Colonel' and 'Lieutenant'." Joha reported to her sisters.

"WHAT!?" Kimi instantly screamed. "Oh no! They're evil spies!"

"What? Don't be silly. They're probably just in the military." Crystal Rose insisted.

"Nononononononon; they're evil spies from outer space, come to eat our brains while we sleep and turn us into sheep!" Kimi told them.

"You've been eating too much cake Kimi." Crystal Rose sighed.

"Is it any more unlikely than our last neighbor being an evil Avatar of Hell?" Kimi asked.

"... Oh my God, you're right!" Crystal Rose gasped.

"Evil spies? Awww, why are the cute ones always brain eating aliens." Joha sighed.

"C'mon girls, we have to save teh town! We have to stop them evil aliens!"

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"So you see, that is my plan, that I have been formulating to destroy the world and make me superem ruler of all that can be ruled, for then and only then will potatoes get their rightful respect as the superior species!"

"... What the heck are you talking about? Potatoes aren't a species." The Avatar of Hell said.

Mojo Potato and the Avatar of Hell were at Mojo Potato's observatory hideout right in the middle of Dah City.

"YES WE ARE!" Mojo Potato yelled. "Or at least we will be when my evil science is completed. But first I need your aid to rid this town of heroes, and to do that I need the Ultimate Warrior who was sealed away long ago!"

"... Yeah, whatever spud boy."

_______BACK____WITH____THE________GIRLS__________

Joha, Kimi and Crystal Rose had snuck into Mr and Mrs Falseidentity's house once again, and were now sneaking around. Mr. and Mrs. Falseidentity had gone to the market to buy milk and so the girls used this chance to go through their stuff.

Kimi was checking their fridge for cake, Crystal Rose was going through their desk looking at their papers, and Joha was rooting around in their closet.

"Hey, lookit what I found." Joha held up a pair of silk gloves. "These are purdy. I'm-a keep them."

"These guys don't have any cake. They must be evil." Kimi concluded, closing the fridge.

"Hmm..."

"What Crystal? You find something?" Joha asked.

"There's a letter here... the stamp on it looks Military Issue." Crystal Rose said. "These guys aren't evil aliens, they're Goverment Spies!"

"Goverment Spies?" Kimi blinked. "Do they eat brains?"

"No, but they must be spying on someone. Maybe the Professor!" Crystal Rose announced.

"What did the Professor ever do to them?" Joha asked.

"I don't know Joha, but we should leave. Now." Crystal Rose decided.

Just then the door opened, and a man walked in. A gigantic man with a bald head and a single strand of blonde hair.

"What have we hither?" The giant mustached man asked. "Spies in the house! Come hither spies, and feel the majestic justice as only a member of the Armstrong Family can dish out!"

"AHHHHHHHHH! A MONSTER!" All three girls screamed at once and hid behind the desk from the giant man.

"Monster? What? Where... oh... you meant me... HAHAHAH! I AM NO MONSTER; I am Alex Louis Armstrong, the Strong-Armed Alchemists! You have not seen justice till you have seen my majestic muscle mambo!"

"... Ewww... I don't know what 'majestic muscle mambo' is, but it sounds scary." Joha said.

"He must be the leader of the aliens!" Kimi announced.

"Kimi, I told you they aren't aliens!" Crystal Rose said.

"Does it matter? He's still gunna eat our brains!" Kimi yelled. "C'mon girls, let's fight him!"

"FIGHT ME? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaah, go ahead. Since you are young girls, I'll let you each have one punch."

Armstrong stood strong; Kimi shrugged and punched him in the stomach, and Armstrong fell over onto the ground clutching himself in pain.

"Oof."

"He's a wus." Kimi snickered.

The girls hurried out of the house and flew next door, back to their own home, where they went to plan on how to stop the 'aliens'. A few minutes later, Mr. and Mrs. Falseidentity came home and found Armstrong on the ground.

"Alex... what are you doing?" Mr. Falseidentity asked.

"Some little girls beat me up, Colonel."

"............" Mr. Falseidentity was speechless. He sighed and went to the kitchen. Their mission was in danger, mainly because Armstrong seemed to blow it.

Mr. and Mrs. Falseidentities?? Well if that's not suspicious enough XD

Awesome job as always GS!!!!

Beat up by little girls. Priceless. Very good.

Gosh who are they I can't figure it out!! XD

Another awesome development... what will happen next? :o

Woah Kimeh REALLY loves that cake, huh? O_O

XD OMIGOSH, Rice, it's AMAzing how you manage to fit FMA into everything. XDD THat's SO awesome! I beat up Armstrong!

YESH, BR, Kimi DOES lurve cake! A LOT! =D

AAAAAAAAAAHAHQAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa. I was wondering why I was so obsessed about the neighbors XD