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Right. So the following is *NOT* based on "The Pink Panther". I saw that movie today, and wanted to do a spoof. However, in the idea of making one up, I came up with this idea instead... more of a "Clue" spoof, but whatever. At the end is a list of everyone who appears in this, and who they are playing as relation to the spoof. :3
Dambourger! XD *Steve Martin pwns*
THE PINK HEDGEHOG
Our story begins with Chris, a very rich boy who is a complete idiot, spot-light hog, and who had a very weird hedgehog fetish. He invited five guests over to his house one night. He was sitting in his lounge.
*Doorbell*
Chris: Miss Rouge! Can you get the door please?
In walks his maid: Rouge the Bat. She is dressed like a maid, and doesn't look happy about it.
Miss Rouge: I'm very tempted to KILL YOU, right now. With this ROPE!
Chris: Ooooooookay. Doorbell!
Rouge mutters and answers the door. A man walks inside, he had dark hair and gloves with red circles on the back. He is also wearing a . . . yellow and black uniform?
Colonel Mustang: I hate this SO much.
Miss Rouge: Figures they'd get you for Mustard's part.
Col. Mustang: YELLOW? I have to wear YELLOW!? Chris, I'm tempted to set you on fire right now.
Chris: But fire isn't one of the weapons, silly!
Col. Mustang: Well . . . I could still FIRE this GUN!
*Doorbell*
Chris: Miss Roooooooooooooouge!
Miss Rouge: . . . I hate that man.
Rouge walks to the door and opens it again; it is a woman with blonde hair in a red dress. She doesn't look pleased.
Chris: Hello Miss Samus!
Miss Samus: You know why I hate spoofs? No Chozo Power Suit. No missiles.
Miss Rouge: At least you aren't in a maid's outfit, so stop whining.
Mustang quickly runs over to Samus, doing what Mustang always does.
Col. Mustang: Why hello there. I'm Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist, Colonel, Internation Sex Symbol.
Miss Samus: I'm a bounty hunter who likes to blow stuff up.
Col. Mustang: I like blowing stuff up too!
Miss Samus: I mostly like to blow up idiot guys who hit on me when I'm not in my suit.
Col. Mustang: . . . soooo, that means you're single, right?
Miss Samus: =_= I have a feeling I won't like you. So much, I might even stoop so low as to use a outdated weapon, like a KNIFE, to kill you.
Col. Mustang: Are all women so cold?
*Doorbell!*
Miss Rouge: What? AGAIN!? Damn it.
Rouge opens the door again, and Megaman walks in.
Chris: Hello Professor Light!
Megaman: Actually it's "DR. Light", and he couldn't make it, so he sent me.
Chris: Okay Professor Light!
Megaman: . . . is he stupid?
Miss Rouge: Duh.
Megaman: Well, I can always unscrew a LEAD PIPE from my arm and bash him with it.
*Doorbell!*
Miss Rouge: Dangit, again!?
Rouge, once again, opens the door. This time it is a tall blonde woman in a pink dress.
Princess Peach: Hello! I'm Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom!
Miss Rouge: Good for you. Just get in here so we can get this show on the road.
Princess Peach: Peachy!
Miss Rouge: . . .
Chris: 'ELLO PEACH! You are purdy. If you were a blue hedgehog, I'd kiss you.
Princess Peach: . . . Why do I have a sudden feeling like I want to hang you with a ROPE?
Miss Rouge: I got rope, Mustang got gun, Samus has knife, and Megaman got the lead pipe.
Princess Peach: Okay, fine, then I'll hit you with THIS WRENCH, my boyfriend gave to me a gift.
Miss Rouge: Your boyfriend gave you a wrench? Geez, and I thought Knucklehead was a idiot.
Princess Peach: Eh, a plumber's idea of romantic.
Before anyone can say anything, well, you guessed It: *DOORBELL!*
Miss Rouge: ARGH! I'm really thinking about kicking whoever this is.
Rouge opens the door, for a fifth time, and in walks Kirby; who is wearing a Luigi Hat.
Miss Rouge: . . . A green Kirby?
Mr. Kirby: Hiya! I'm Mister Green!
Miss Rouge: Right. Why the hat?
Mr. Kirby: I'm pink. I needed some green. So I ate the plumber installing my kitchen sink.
Princess Peach: HI LUIGI!
Mr. Kirby: My disguise works! Awesome!
Miss Rouge: :o Are you kidding me?
Chris: OH! BIG PINK PUFF BALL!
Mr. Kirby: I would like to eat you. Or hit you with a CANDLESTICK. Whatever comes first.
Chris: O-KAAAAAAAAY!
Mr. Kirby: Ever since Super Smash, people just keep saying that.
Chris: O-KAAAAAAAAAY!
Mr. Kirby: . . . Can I eat him?
Miss. Rouge: Naw, use the Candlestick pinky.
Mr. Kirby: O--
Chris: *breathless with excitment*
Mr. Kirby: . . . Alright.
Chris: I gathered you all here to help me find: The Pink Hedgehog. The Pink Hedgehog is very valuble to me. Find it and I'll pay you 1,000,000,000 dollars.
Miss Rouge: Awesome.
Chris: Yeah. I need my Pink Hedgehog back.
Megaman: What if we refuse?
Chris: I'll pout.
Megaman: Like how?
Chris: Aww, Pot--
*thunder cracks*
Chris: . . . I guess the author doesn't want me associated with him, on fear of pain and death. Aww, Potatoes, I don't like --
And then: THE LIGHT WENT OFF! When they came back on . . . Chris Thorndyke was DEAD. Completely dead. Not alive at all. Just dead.
Miss Samus: How did he die?
Miss Rouge: What does it matter?
Miss Samus: If we know how he died, we'll know who killed him.
Col. Mustard: Uhh . . . oops.
Miss Samus: Oops what?
Col. Mustard: Well, I figured we didn't want to leave a dead body on the floor, so I cremated him.
Miss Samus: DAMN IT! Now we have no idea who killed him, moron!
Col. Mustard: I was just trying to be respectful!
And then, without warning, the police burst in. Actually, it's none other than DETECTIVE RICHARD MOORE, from Case Closed.
Richard Moore: Alright, nobody move! I'm a detective, here to solve the murder!
Jimmy Kudo (who is a child named Conan Edogawa right now) and Rachel Moore follow behind him.
Rachel: Dad, this how is beautiful!
Conan: Jimmy: Oh boy, Richard's gonna be no help on this one. I better solve the case, as always.
Richard: This is a nice house . . . well, let's get started!
Mr. Kirby: He's dead now, so: O-KAAAAAAAAY! I'm glad I can say that again.
Megaman: Who could've killed him?
Richard: SHUDDAP! I'm the detective here. Now . . . we'll need character witnesses for all of you. That way we know which of you are good people, and which of you are evil manipulative MURDERES! You can all call one character witness.
Miss Rouge: *She picks up a phone and diles a number* Knucklehead! Get over here! I need a character witness.
Knuckles (on phone): . . . is this a trick to rip off my emerald?
Miss Rouge: No, they think I killed Chris!
Knuckles (phone): . . . Who gives a crap?
Miss Rouge: True, but I could go to jail.
Knuckles (phone): . . . you actually should probably be in jail.
Miss Rouge: Just come save me. Who knows, maybe I'll show my appreciate in some romantic way.
Knuckles (phone): . . . Fine, but if my emerald gets stolen, you're in trouble.
Miss Rouge: Whatever Knucklehead. (she hangs up) Okay, I got a character witness on the way.
Richard: Good. What about YOU! (he points at Megaman)
Megaman: I'll call a friend. (Megaman picks up the phone)
Roll (on phone): Yeah?
Megaman: I need you to vouche that I'm not a killer.
Roll (on phone): Okay.
Megaman: That was much easier than Rouge's.
Miss Rouge: But less funny.
Richard: Who's next? YOU! Yellow suit!
Col. Mustang: I could light you on fire just by snapping my fingers.
Richard: I could gag you just by making you smell my breath.
Col. Mustang: . . . Fine. I'll just call the Lieutenant! (dials)
Riza's Voice: Hi, this is Riza Hawkeye.
Col. Mustang: Lieutenant! I need --
Riza's Voice: I'm not in right now. This is my answering machine. Leave a message.
Col. Mustang: DAMMIT!
Riza's Voice: UNLESS this is the Colonel, in which case I have a message for you: I'm out on a date. You heard me Roy! I've been playing office girl and saving your ass in combat for years, and all you do is try to trick me into a skirt, so I'm on a date with a real gentlemen.
Col. Mustang: =_= If it's Havoc . . .
~~~ Meanwhile, at a resturant ~~~
Riza: You do realize I'm only dating you to get back at Roy.
Sama: I don't mind being used. Besides, maybe eventually you'll fall for a Superhero like me: SUPER SAMA!
Riza: I thought . . .
Sama: I know what you thought. I let Kimi take the credit because she needs it. But I'm the real hero.
Riza: . . . *Bursts out laughing*
Sama: See? I AM FUNNY! Told ya!
Riza: That's true.
Sama: :D Boo-yah!
~~~ Back at Chris' mansion ~~~
Col. Mustang: Fine, then I'll just call Fullmetal. (Dials)
Ed (Phone): 'ello? Winry, glad you called back, stupid train I'm on went through a damn tunnel, now what was that you said about new automa--
Col. Mustang: FULLMETAL! It's me, I need you to come vouche that I'm not a murderer.
Ed (phone): Oh. It's the Colonel. Who calls me short. Sure, I'll vouche for your character. I can tell them how you blew up innocent Ishbalians, or how you ruthlessly shot Winry's parents because it was an order. Will that work?
Col. Mustang: You're short and you smell funny. (hangs up as Ed starts cursing) Dang it, who can I call? Hughes would be PERFECT . . . if he wasn't dead . . . Well, even if she does stalk me, she'd NEVER call me a murderer. (dials again)
Joha's Voice: Hi, you've reached the Temple of the Flan. I'm currently beating the crap outta Mojo Cojo and/or Darth CHoW and/or Wonder Sama. If this is Roy, just come on over my looooooooove.
Col. Mustang: Dangit! I guess . . . the only person I can call is . . . oh sonova . . . do I absolutely NEED a voucher?
Richard: You either get a voucher, or we'll assume you did it.
Miss. Samus: He DID cremate the body.
Col. Mustang: FINE! But it's on you what he does. (dials again)
Armstrong (on phone): GREETINGS! WHO IS IT WHO CALLS MY BEAUTIFUL PHONE IN MY BEAUTIFUL HAND?
Col. Mustang: I need you to come tell people I'm a good guy. So get over here. And if you just ripped your shirt off, put it back on.
Armstrong (oh phone): Actually I was already wearing just my tho--
Col. Mustang: GET DRESSED AND GET OVER HERE! AND NEVER GIVE ME THAT VISUAL IMAGE AGAIN! (hangs up)
Richard: Fine. Who is next?
Miss Samus: Alright, I'll call someone. Someone at the Federation can --
(Suddenly a man in a red coat jumps through the window)
Man: Wait! Samus, I can back you up!
Miss Samus: I don't think that's a good idea.
Man: Why not? I'm the SIXTY BILLION DOUBLE-DOLLAR MAN, VASH THE STAMPEDE!
Miss Samus: There are police here.
Vash: Did I say Vash? I meant . . . Bob. Bob the Stampede. Yeah. That it's Bob the Stampede.
Miss Samus: . . . There is no way that cop'll buy --
Richard: Okay Mister Bob the Stampede.
Miss Samus: :o He's an idiot cop.
Conan: Jimmy: No kiddin' sister. But Richard's too lazy to read Secret Wars 2, so you're in no danger.
Richard: Alrighty, who is next?
Princess Peach: I know exactly who to call. (Dials) Come on over, won't you?
Richard: That was fast. Okay, Pink Puff.
Mr. Kirby: Umm . . . Well, since I'm Supah Smash Kirby . . . I'll call Jigglypuff! (dials) HEY!
Ash (on phone): Hello?
Mr. Kirby: Can you release Jigglypuff to come see me?
Ash (oh phone): Okay. JIGGLYPUFF, I CHOOSE YOU!
Mr. Kirby: (hangs up) Oh come on, it's not everyday you met a female pink puff ball. I had to ask her out. Granted the singing thing is kinda annoying, but whatever.
Richard: Alright, now let's go to a completely different scene so we can speed things up so we get to the character witnesses.
~~~ AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ~~~
Steve Martin: Darfurger!
Lady: Hamburger.
Steve Martin: Darfurger!
Lady: Hamburger.
Steve Martin: Darfurger!
Lady: HAMBURGER YOU MORON!
~~~ BACK TO OUR SHOW ~~~
Richard: YOU! Red guy, will you vouche for the bat?
Knuckles: Well . . . .
Miss Rouge: *kisses*
Knuckles: *blush* Uh huh. Rouge would never do anything wrong.
Richard: We already caught her stealing.
Knuckles: Well, she wouldn't kill anyone.
Richard: Fine. WHAT ABOUT YOU, ROLL!?
Roll: Rock is a good man!
Richard: Who is rock?
Megaman: I'm Rock.
Richard: You're Megaman.
Megaman: It's my Japanese name, dummy!
Richard: Oh.
Roll: He's a hero!
Richard: Fine. Well, WHAT BOUT YOU PEACH'S WITNESS?
Mario: She's-a princess. She-a wouldn't kill-a nobody.
Richard: ... Well... maybe. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MUSTANG'S VOUCHER?
Armstrong: *loses shirt, poses* ARE THESE THE MUSCLES OF SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A KILLER?
Richard: Blah. Put your shirt back on.
Armstrong: I don't want to! And you can't make me!
Richard: I'm a cop!
Armstrong: I could smash your head inbetween my pinky and my ring finger.
Richard: . . . I believe you. WHAT ABOUT YOU!?
Conan: Richard . . . it's me . . . Conan.
Richard: Oh. Right. Well . . . DID YOU DO IT?
Rachel: Dad! Conan's a little kid! Leave him alone.
Conan: Jimmy: *sigh* Actually I'm your boyfriend trapped in a little kid's body!
Richard: I don't like Conan.
Rachel: DAD!
Richard: Oh, whatever. Now . . . WHO KILLED HIM?
Everyone: IT WASN'T ME!
Richard: Then who?
Miss. Rouge: Am I the only one who heard that Chris said a trademarked catch phrase, which the author prevented him from saying under fear of pain and death JUST before he died?
Richard: Yes. Now shut up.
Conan: Jimmy: Oi. How obvious. *He shoots Richard with his stun gun watch and gets under the table, he starts to use his voice change watch to sound like Richard.
Conan (Richard's voice): I know who killed Chris!
Col. Mustang: Who?
Conan (Richard's voice): It was . . . SAMA!
Everyone gasps.
Conan (Richard's voice): Sama didn't like him using his catch phrase.
Megaman: Makes sense.
Conan (Richard's voice): Indeed! Now where is Sama?
Just then, Sama and Riza walk in.
Riza: . . . This doesn't look like a movie theater.
Sama: Naw, I just needed to get some extra money.
Conan (Richard's voice): The killer has returned to the scene of the crime! Sama, you killed Chris!
Sama: Well, yeah, I did.
Miss. Samus: So . . . he's going to jail?
Sama: . . . Does anybody care that I killed Chris?
Miss Rouge: Good point.
Mr. Kirby: He's right.
Knuckles: A very valid point.
Col. Mustang: WHAT THE HELL!?
Sama: . . . Aww, Potatoes!
Col. Mustang: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't light you on fire right now, Potato Boy.
Sama: Umm . . . Err . . . Hmm . . . Oh I know, because I'm the author and can do: THIS! *He snaps, and Joha appears*
Joha: ROOOOOOOOOY! MY LOVE!
Col. Mustang: I thought you were fighting crime!
Joha: Huh? No, I just turned off my cell phone. Now c'mere and gimme a kiss!
Sama: And so, everyone lived happily ever after!
Conan: What about the Pink Hedgehog?
Sama: The wha-- oh no. Somebody break open that wall!
Megaman blasts the wall; behind it is Sonic, who has been painted pink.
Sonic: It was HORRIBLE! Chris kidnapped me and told me I was gonna be his best buddy forever, and then he painted me PINK! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!
Sama: . . . now that was disturbing.
*everyone laughs*
Mr. Kirby: You never interviewed my witness..
Jigglypuff: *in song* Jig-ga-leh-puff. Ji-gah-leee-le-le-le-puff.
*Mucho sleepo*
THE END!
Steve Martin: Darfurger!
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Sonic: Miss Rouge (Mrs. White), Chris (Mr. Body)
Fullmetal: Colonel Mustang (Colonel Mustard)
Megaman: Megaman (Professor Plum)
Metroid: Samus (Miss. Scarlet)
Mario: Peach (Mrs. Peacok)
Super Smash: Luigi-Kirby (Mr. Green) Hilarious! Never doubt the fluff ball that is Kirby!
I must agree with SN, one with the Rapidboarders would be great!
| QUOTE |
Armstrong (on phone): GREETINGS! WHO IS IT WHO CALLS MY BEAUTIFUL PHONE IN MY BEAUTIFUL HAND?
Col. Mustang: I need you to come tell people I'm a good guy. So get over here. And if you just ripped your shirt off, put it back on.
Armstrong (oh phone): Actually I was already wearing just my tho--
Col. Mustang: GET DRESSED AND GET OVER HERE! AND NEVER GIVE ME THAT VISUAL IMAGE AGAIN! (hangs up) |
XD!! Awesome!! Armstrong is so hilarious... and so are you, GS! :D
...but in different ways. Yah. <.<;
GS, that was great. YAY SAMUS! XD Also YAY for Chris's ability to make random people want to kill him instantly!!
| QUOTE |
| Chris: 'ELLO PEACH! You are purdy. If you were a blue hedgehog, I'd kiss you. |
...That's going on the bottom. XD
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CATO!! XD
:D I'm glad you all liked it.
Hmm... *MAYBE* I'll do one with the rapidboards... but that would mean having at least one person (Clousoue's Boss) be hurt, a lot, and having another (Nicole) kiss him at the end. Soooo . . . yeah, that's why I did the characters 'steada us, dunno why I used "Clue"...
| QUOTE |
| having at least one person (Clousoue's Boss) be hurt, a lot, |
;_; We all know who that would be~~
Maybe you shouldn't do that one, GS.
XD
Naw, I thought the Clue thing was good!
And Pink Panther = awesome. ^_^
Now THAT's humor. Unlike a certain rapidboarder who can't write his way out of a paper bag and has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever, and just writes to annoy everyone and get more posts. But I forgot his name. Pokol something...
| QUOTE (Pokol Da'Erran @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) |
| Now THAT's humor. Unlike a certain rapidboarder who can't write his way out of a paper bag and has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever, and just writes to annoy everyone and get more posts. But I forgot his name. Pokol something... |
Indeed. And that person just keeps posting in ancient threads even after just about everyone (including multiple mods) tells him that he shouldn't post in old threads at least 12 times, and that he even acknowledges those who warn about it, yet continues to do so anyway.