I did this for a school project. Hope you like it

DA EVIL MONSTER

It was a normal day when a MONSTER THAT LOOKED LIKE A CLOWN THAT HAD A WIPPED CREAM FETISH INSERTED A BARBED HOT COIL IN IT'S MOUTH AND HAD IT’S MAMA PUNCH IT IN THE FACE, APPERED AND ROARED!
OH CRUD WHO’D WANNA SEE THAT!?! So anyway the roar sounded like A MARSHMELLOW WAS STUFFED IN its MOUTH WHILE A VOICE AMPHILER WAS JAMMED IN IT’S THROAT!
OH CRUD WHO’D WANNA HEAR THAT!
And it smelled like A SPOILED BANANA THAT HAD WET DOG ODEAR SPRAYED ON IT AND IT CAME FROM A TOLEIT!
OH CRUD WHO’D WANNA SMELL THAT!?!
And it felt like A HARD BONY SURFACE IN WICH STARCH WAS SPARYED ON!
OH CRUD WHO’D WANNA TOUCH THAT!?!
And so, everyone acted like a wuss and cried for their mommies.
Even the S.W.A.T team fell on the ground and sucked their thumbs.
Then, Jim Carry appeared out of the heavens and went “CRAZY VOODOO THING”. And the evil monster died.

THE END

speechless

Was it funny?

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Thats all I can describe it as.

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Amazingly well written. The ending was great!

Oh, and CAPS LOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL! ^_^

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I'm spechless.

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