So, yeah. I can't keep track of all the excellent quotes people put on other threads, so... post 'em here! :D The more the merrier! New batches about once a month. Or week. Or whenever I have enough quotes to switch!

So we can post our own quotes here, right? Or is this a thread for admins?

Naw, this is for everyone. If it was only for the adminly people then it would be posted where only the admins could see it. :3

Quotes

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You know what, I'll get back to you on this part. XD I can't think right now.

Nope! :D Please, post 'em here!

Alrighty then. I have a few.


Quotes:

If life gives you lemons, take the lemons and squirt them into life's eyes.
- Matthew Shriner, friend from school

Congradulations! You just won the solid-gold cupie doll! That's actually plastic...
- Modified quote from Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Dodge and weave not weave and dodge! And especially no ducking!
- HA the Flantom

Your success in life is only measurable by your ability to imitate... The dumbass.
- My own quote that everybody seemed to love in school

I'm not at home right now. Please come back so I could ignore you some other time.
- A door sign. Really

When you have nothing else to do but to float in between dimensions, you start going a bit out of whack. See? Even all my hundreds of imaginary friends think so!!!
- My favorite D&D Dungeon Master, Christopher Giesy

Why is the rum ALWAYS gone... *sway and trip* Oh. That's why.
- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 2

Are you blind or just stupid?
- Tommy Vercetti, GTA: Vice City

That... Was... HE KILLED MY SHIP!!!
- One of my own characters in an RP

I'm a Mawg! Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.
- Barf, Spaceballs


And more coming soon...

XD Good quotes!

That reminds me! Always include the source of the quote!

^^;

Updates some quotes and put up sources.

I'm going to love this topic, I think...

Ooh!

I decided to get back at the world for the injustice towards us... by creating the DMV.
--Modified quote from Family Guy

They spent their idle time doing the Charleston and enjoying America's prosperity after World War I which, at teh time, was called "International Civil War II."
--Family Guy

Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the Probulator.
--Futurama

Fine! It was a mistke, alright? I made the most detructive hand-held weapon IN the known universe and now it's in the hands of a villain, can we MOVE ON?
--HA in SK&WS 1 year Extravaganza.

How can they be alone if they're together?
--Full House

I got a jar of dirt!
--Pirates of Carribean 2

You know... I AM the captain... of a SHIP... and as the captain of a ship, I can perform a legal wedding... on this ship... right now
--Or something like that from Pirate of the Carribean 2

More to come!

Spongebob Quotes!

“They all died…In a marching accident.”

“It’s the most secretest secret, in all of Secretdom!”

“Good thing he didn’t pull the Secret String, which would open the Secret Compartment to reveal…An embarrassing snap shot of Spongebob taken at the Christmas Party!”

“There’s no shower at work…”

“Knucklehead Mcspazatron.”

“Stubby, little fingerprints.”

“Hello. I like money.”

“It’s evil…It’s diabolical…It’s lemon scented!”

“The most embarrassing thing you’ve ever seen?…And now I’m making it worse by repeating everything you say into the microphone?”

“BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!”

“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio.”

“Go Hasslehoff!”

All those above ones are from Spongebob, either the movie, Band Geeks, or Secret Box.

Other quotes!

"Call Yosemite National Park Service 24 hours a day."
-A sign I saw in Yosemite.

"Use you're weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!"
-Red Mage from 8-Bit D&D.

"Your weapons are useless! Dependence upon them is death!"
-Again, Red Mage from 8-Bit D&D.

"The dragon has exposed to me it's weak fleshy under belly in the form of it's digestive track!"
-Yet again, Red Mage.

"Wait, there's a dragon in the other side? Well, at least we have the element of surprise."

"No we don't. He posed for that shot."
-Black Mage and Red Mage from 8-Bit D&D.

"Oh come on! You don't even have laser eyes! You're just doing that to annoy me!"
-Red Mage again. He's got all the best quotes.

"Sword-chucks yo!"
-Fighter from 8-Bit D&D.

"Are you suggesting we use explosives on something three inches from us?"
-Red Mage...again...

I'll have more quotes later!

"Elizabeth? ... Hide the rum." - Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC2

"You'll always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." - Jack Sparrow, again, POTC

"It's suicide to attack that tower. We'd be engaged in a horrible bloodshed that would be dangerous, destructive and downright insane... actually I'm starting to like this idea." - HA the Freedom Fighter, SK&WS: Upcoming Fic

"What's the worse that could happen?" "We could die." "Oh... yeah, that is pretty bad." - GS & a friend, talking about putting a spoon in the toaster

"The internet is not something you dump something on. It's not a truck! It's a series of tubes!" - Sadly, the Senator in charge of regulating the internet, The US Senate, as seen on The Daily Show

"You smell funny!"
--Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC 2

"Oh... you'll still die... Only faster!"
--Aeris, VGcats.

"Okay, just make sure you break out of jail for our date on Friday; I have tickets to the movies."
--Wonder Sama, SK&WS's New Adventures Episode 2

"Sara! We're in the Mall! I should smite you for cursing on Holy Ground."
--Me at the mall with Sara.

"Crazy? Yes. Idiot? Yes."
--Adam West, Family Guy

"It could give you superpowers! Super powers, or maybe cancer..."
--GS discussing the appearence of a lake with Joha (I think)

"It's tragic.. it is... to have a house fall on you... but... accidents WILL happen!"
--Glinda, Wicked

"We can't all come and go by bubble!"
--Glinda, Wicked

EIDT: Sorry, Elphaba actually said that last quote.

“Let’s scratch his eyes out with our perfectly manicured nails!”
-Paulina, from Danny Phantom

“There’s dirt under your fingernails. That is just dirt, isn’t it?”
-Rachel, from Animorphs

“The cookies formed by two thin, round, black discs with a layer of adhesive white substance between them are the finest accomplishment of your species!”
-Ax, from Animorphs

“Evidently I am insane. May I go now?”
-Ax, from Animorphs

“If there were no more cookies, I would clearly have to leave. In any case, it was time for me to be about my primary mission. Whatever that was.”
-Ax, from Animorphs

“Real penguins don’t eat squid eyeballs. They eat quiche.”
-From Bloom County.

"Oh, sure, Ash. I'll just stay here on the sideline, waiting until the end when I can drag your carcass off the battlefield...
-Misty, Pokemon

"All's fair in love, war, and Pokemon Battles!"
-Jesse, Pokemon

"JORDAN, there's a time to speak and a time to be silent.....Guess which one this is!"
-Molly, Oban Star Racer

"Fall into my arms!!"
-Miroku, Inuyasha

"Boys, dating...Oh that's hard! But this is easy!!"
-Kim Possible

"I'm full of big headed anime goodness!!!"
-Paulina, Danny Phantom

"Pidgeotto is a bird. Caterpie is a worm. Birds eat worms Mr. Pokemon Trainer!"
-Pokemon

"Telekinesis is okay, but I've got my own secret method of bending spoons."
-Ash, Pokemon

"She can violate my rights any time!"
-Brock, Pokemon Manga

"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten."
-Lilo, Lilo and stich

"I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face..."
-Lilo, Lilo and Stich

Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
-Lilo and Stich

Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. There's another one, and another. It's a whole flock. They like me. They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses. Now they're... they're... Aaaaaaaah!
-Pleakley, Lilo and Stich

Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts.
-Lilo, Lilo and Stich


One of the funniest quotes (but also longest)

Stitch: Merry Christmas.
Jumba: It's not Christmas.
Stitch: Happy Channukah!
Jumba: One potato...
Stitch: ...two potato...
Jumba: ...three potato...
Stitch: ...four...
Jumba: ...five potato...
Stitch: ...six potato...
Jumba: ...seven potato, more...
Stitch: ...and...
Jumba: ...my...
Stitch: ...mother...
Jumba: ...told...
Stitch: ...me...
Jumba: ...you...
Stitch: ...are...
Jumba: ...it. I win!

I used to collect funny quotes from various places I've been to, and here are my favorites (that are hopefully clean enough to post):

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^a PM I once got

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The next 2 quotes are making humor out of the not so humerous situation of a football player being struck by lightning (not really nice, but still made me laugh):

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^last 2 on the same topic, which was about the story of Chrono Trigger

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I'm pretty sure this all doesn't break the rules, but if parts do, just remove the rule-breaking quotes (if you're a mod/admin; if you aren't just say so and I'll edit them out).

"I don't cause a commotion-- I AM one."
--Elphaba from Wicked

"It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to respond-- that was rhetorical."
--Glinda the Good from Wicked

"I'd give it away, but I don't hate anyone that much."
--Glinda from Wicked

"Be yourself... well, within reason."
--Glinda from Wicked

"I don't even think he's perfect anymore, and I still want him! This must be how other poeple feel.. how do they bear it?!"
--Glinda from Wicked

“Urge to destroy world rising.”
-Black Mage,

“Why, if I had a nickel for every dime I have, I’d still be rolling in cash.”
-Old Man, 8-Bit D&D

“Black Mage is always helping people… The problem is, they almost never understand his unique brand of help so they usually end up yelling…or screaming…or burning.”
-Fighter, 8-Bit D&D

“Sword-chucks, yo!”
Fighter, 8-Bit D&D

“He looks like a bully magnet. Even I want to beat him up.”
-Marco, Animorphs

<I have places to go. Things to do. Feathers to preen. Rodents to eat.>
-Tobias, Animorphs

“When I am in human morph, I must wear clothing. All my human friends agree on this agree on this. They agree very strongly on this one point.”
-Ax, slightly modified. Animorphs

“Is chili a very frightening food?”
-Ax, Animorphs.

“You may have darned well destroyed western civilization as we know it. Frankly, I find the whole thing inexcusable.”
-Bloom County.

“This, mush-for-brains, has been a recording.”
-Bloom County.

“The gig’s a bore if the cockroaches snore.”
-Bloom County.

In Disney's production of Pinocchio, Playboy cited 43 instances of violence and other unfavorable behavior in the film, including 23 instances of battery, nine acts of property damage, three slang uses of the term "jackass", three acts of violence involving animals, two shots of male nudity, and one instance of implied death.
-Wikipedia


When the Wicked Witch of the West departs after sparing off with Glinda and Dorothy, smoke is supposed to surround her as Margaret Hamilton goes down a trap door. Then a flames shot up once she's gone. The scene was pulled off without a hitch, and that's what is shown in the final version of the film. But on one shot, the flames came before Hamilton was through the trap door and her green copper make-up caught fire. Someone on the crew quickly put her out and got her make-up off, which saved her life, but still suffered from 2nd and 3rd degree burns. She returned to filming a month later. The studio kept the accident underwraps, but when Billie Burke (Glinda) sprained her ankle, it made headline news.
-Strangely Enough, The Wizard of Oz (this may be cut in half :heh:)

I really only have one I want to contribute at this time.

"It's not his fault he's a killing machine, is it snoochums?"
Leela, Futurama.

More quotes!

“Is it my fault I am so cute?”
-Omi, Xiaolin Showdown.

“Three second rule!”
-Several Xiaolin Characters.

“The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him.”
-Mr. Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants

“It looks like an ordinary penny, because it is an ordinary penny.”
-Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants.

“It’s the lost city of Atlanta!”
-Prof. Farnsworth, Futurama.

“This concept of ‘wub’ confuses and infuriates me!”
-Lrrr, Futurama.

“Remember me, Mr. Scheider? Kenya. 1947. If you’re going to shoot at an elephant, Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.”
-The Far Side.

“Ha! Ain’t a rattler, Jake. You got one of them maraca players down your bag-and he’s probably more scared than you.”
-The Far Side.

“Dang it, Monica! I can’t live this charade any longer! I’m not a telephone repairman who stumbled into your life-I’m a Komodo dragon, largest member of the lizard family and a filthy liar.”
-The Far Side

“Thunderstick?…You actually said, ‘Thunderstick?’ …That, my friend, is a Wincheester 30.06.”
-The Far Side.

“Okay, first we’ll take care of the Heartless…Then we’ll go see Santa!”
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts II.

“Might be tough if one more shows up.”
-Cloud, Kingdom Hearts II.

“Oh? You’re fighting too?”
-Cloud, Kingdom Hearts II.

“Got it memorized?”
-Axel, Kingdom Hearts II.

FYI, I'd be adding some of these, but I'm not sure what the limit is, and if we go over it, the quote thing won't work. :/

I'll hafta ask BR what the limit is.

Bored...and found some of my favorite Pokemon quotes!

"It was an egg-sident! Get it? "Egg?"
-Ash

"I wanna buy a new butt..."
-Ash

"If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are."
-Ash

(refering to the ledgend "Thus the world shall turn to Ash) "Right now, I kinda wish that my mom named me Bob instead of Ash."
-Ash

"Take it from me. It's a lot easier to like someone who likes you than to like someone who doesn't."
-Misty

"When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls."
-Brock

"I never forget the face of a pretty girl! This book helps me remember their names."
-Brock

"I find my Persian very sexy."
-(Japanese) Giovanni

"Like, wow, don't I make like the COOLEST girl?"
-James

"Ugh, it's a Tenta-cruel world."
-James

"Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! ... I think I'm gonna have one."
-Jessie

"It's times like these that make me want to go straight."
-James

"We can kiss our assets goodbye!"
-Meowth

"All boys leave home some day. It said so on TV."
-Red's Mom (Old Pokemon video games)

"Actually, I have a rash, and it hurts when I Squirtle".
-Ummmmm I'm not sure what his name is actually

Ash: Imagine Brock Married.....
Misty: You and I will be married someday too
Ash: mmmhmmmm.....WHA?!

Brock: I didn't know vikings still existed...
Ash: They mostly live in Minnesota!

XD Excellent, excellent quotes. They are all deserving of comment, but the one upon which I will comment is: The Far Side. Major kudos to AGoI-san for being a Gary Larson fan.

"I've got rhythm... I've got music... Gee, who could ask for anything more?"
--Guy with a genie, a magic lamp, and one wish left... on a desert island. XD

Also: I think if I host the file at lycos or something, I may be able to do many, many quotes... I'm working on it... ^^;

Here are some I posted in Chatty Chat, so I'll post them here in case they were looked-over.

"It's just a flesh wound!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"She turned me into a NEWT! ... Well, I got better."
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Help! I'm bein' REPRESSED!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Explain again how sheep's blatter my be employed to prevent earthquakes."
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Shut up, will you SHUT UP?!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Elizabeth:"Don't you ever take the oppurtunity to what's right?"
Jack: " I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
-PotC 2

Those may not be the exact words, but you get the idea.

"I'm a horsey! Baa!!! ...Now your a horsey, giddiup! (Waaa!)"
Cheese, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

"I love you Cheese!"
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*Cheese poots.*
*Raspy* "I pooted."
Bloo and Cheese, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

"I'm not a commitee!"
Princess Leia Organa, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

"Join me, and we will rule the galaxy together!"
Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

"I am part of the Imperial Senate..."
"You are part of the Alliance, and a traitor!"
Darth Vader and Leia Organa, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

More will come later. Gotta get off the computer.

"Polka dot? Why not!" - Animaniacs.

Yes, I watched that show.

“If you watch Ultimate Showdown, you'll understand how this RP is to be played: like an insane monkey.”
-BlueRush.

“If you didn't make fun of me, then I have no reason to be evil! I can become good again! Which means... the grocery store will stop refusing to sell me food!”
-Darth CHoW.

“It’s the Apocalypse! Office supplies are falling from the sky!”
-Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants.

“Gary, your purring is making it hard to forget you.”
-Spongebob Squarepants.

“I'm ruler of the moon! Look at it dance!”
-Jack Spicer, Xiaolin Showdown.

“Follow me to victory!…I have no idea where I am going.”
-Omi, Xiaolin Showdown.

“I must learn to honor the power of the off switch.”
-Omi, Xiaolin Showdown.

“There are three things I learned not to talk about. Religion, politics, and Omi’s head.”
-Dojo, Xiaolin Showdown.

“They’re ready to rip each other to shreds, and you’re arming them?”
-Kimiko, Xiaolin Showdown.

“You can’t demolish the client Naruto.”
-Kakashi, Naruto.

"Oh gee, that sounds familiar, kinda like a PYRAMID SCHEME!"
-Shaun, Grounded for Life

"This guy was the greatest player of the game of Roller Ball, which was pretty much a combination of Roller Skating and being an assassin."
-Some guy on VH1

"Damion couldn't kill enough poeple, in my opioin. I mean, he's the son of Satan; if his ice-cream melts he can take out a whole city block. Use your powers!"
-Some guy on VH1

"It's one thing to want someone out of your life; it's another to give them a Good Morning Cup of Liquid Drainer."
-Heathers

Must...say...more...quotes...

“Back to you, object of my current scorn.”
-Stephen Colbert.

“An evil reality series? I love it!”
-Jack Spicer.

“Warning: Candy made entirely out of sawdust.”
-Invader Zim.

“He’s a bit insane, but he’ll get over it.”
-Prof. Membrane.

“It’s really hard to want to chase someone who smells that bad.”
-Dib.

“It’s like riding a bike…Off a cliff.”
-Shorty McShort Short

“Where am I and why am I covered in drool?”
-Beast Boy, Teen Titans.

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.”
-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride.

“You do not by any chance have six fingers on your right hand, do you?”
-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride.

“Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
-Westley, The Princess Bride.

“That’s adorable! Justice makes it giggle!”
-Crimson Chin, Fairly Odd Parents.

“I hope that table holds.”
-Duck Dodgers.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you. I was transcended by joy.”
-My sister.

“Actually, I’m a big fan of gravity.”
-Knuckles, Sonic X.

“I was just about to consume this delicious banana!”
-Dr. Eggman, Sonic X.

"Sorry, I have a one-track mind."
" As usual, GS. Or maybe that's a good thing?"
-GS and I...forgot what topic. Probably Chatty Chat.

"If your head keeps swelling like that from your ego, even I might not be able to stop it from exploding. Either that or you'll fly. Take your pick."

-Nite the Cathog


"Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, the only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm!"

-Minsc, Baldur's Gate


"Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details."

-Minsc, Baldur's Gate


"I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one."

-Main character, Baldur's Gate


"Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos. Okay, Mr. psycho gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but we're really not interested in your rock garden."

-Main character, Baldur's Gate


"Sorry, Aldeth, but we're siding with the druids. They have this great Aloe-Vera balm they are giving away samples of, and my armor has been chafing a bit, ya know?"

-Main character, Baldur's Gate (again...)


"Eh... it would appear that... the great and... mighty Tiax... has shrunk his undergarments... three sizes this day."

-Tiax, Baldur's Gate


"DON'T POKE DRIZZT! 'Tis entirely unsociable."

-Drizzt Do'Urden, Baldur's Gate


"You are amusing, in a "what the hell is wrong with you" kind of way."

-Jeheira, Baldur's Gate


"Ehhh... insights? Um... Never take raisins from rabbits, never spit in a man's face unless his moustache is on fire, and don't take any wooden knickers unless you've a good supply of salve."

-Portalbendarwinden, Baldur's Gate


"Hi, I'm Well-Adjusted Al, and my prices are sensible. I used to be called Crazy Al, but therapy has convinced me that selling plate armour for 3 gold pieces and a small duck was no way to get ahead in business."

-Well-Adjusted Al, Baldur's Gate


"My hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!"

-Winthrop, Baldur's Gate




More to come!!!

“Should we just ask permission from those nice guards with the rifles?”
-Fozzy Bear

“Oh! A sandwich told me.”
-Gonzo

“May I call you…Zongo?”
-Muppet Space Leader

“Roboto help friend bury body.”
-Roboto, Duck Dodgers

“What a nice guy. To bad I have to destroy him.”
-Duck Dodgers

“The fat guy in the suit is surprisingly agile.”
-Pinky.

“You were a lot of black for a super hero sidekick. Have you considered switching to bright primary colors?”
-Danny Phantom

“I call the fun Danny!”
-Tucker, Danny Phantom.

" When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew."
- Andy Milanokis

" I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut cut down trees, I eat a lunch,I go to the ( I forget this part). On Tuesdays I go shopping, and have butterscumbs for tea."
-Monty Python

Cartman: Dude? You stop it right now...
Some person: *gasp* You want some cheesypoofs too?
Cartman: Yeah I want cheesypoofs!
-Probably from South Park.

"My cabbages!"
-The Cabbage man from Avatar

^^ Some of my favorite Bleach quotes.

"Obviously, Mandy, the ultimate power comes from... DANCING!!!!"
-Billy from the Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy.

(It's funny cause its true!)

"But! I neeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happerns to me sometimes!"- Gir, Invader Zim

(i love Megas XLR! and their quotes!)

*Megas is surrounded by Glorft mechs.*
Kiva: Look at them all! These odds are awful!
Coop: You're right. It is kind of unfair. *smashes Kiva's remaining drone* Now it's fair.
- "Test Drive"

Coop: I gotta tell ya, I'm getting pretty sick of this "You attack, and I kick your butt" routine.
Gorrath: You!
Coop: Come on, don't stop now! What else you got? I only got one arm and I'm still wipin' the floor with ya! I think you're gonna need a bigger robot if you wanna play with me anymore. *no response* What? You want me to drop the other arm so it's fair?
- "The Driver's Seat"

Kiva: Amazing. You saved all those robots, and didn't destroy a planet to do it.
Coop: That's all right. We'll do it next time.
- "A Clockwork Megas"

Evil Coop: You know you don't stand a chance.
Coop: I don't know nothing!
- "Rearview Mirror, Mirror Pt. 2"

Goat: Where's my two bucks?
- Test Drive

Coop: I got one word for you, pal: "Game over!"
Kiva: [in unison with Jamie] Two words.
Coop: Whatever.
-forgot the ep.

Jamie: Coop! Blow these guys up!
Coop: I can't! They're not the bad guys!
Jamie: That's never stopped you before!
-forgot the ep.

Coop: All right you intergalactic snots! You ruined my car show!
Jamie: Yeah!
Coop: You trashed my friends' rides!
Jamie: Yeah!
Coop: AND! You made me run half a block!
Jamie: Ye... half a block?
Coop: Now, it's payback time!
- The fat and the flurious!

Only got one for now.

"Hey, it's the Loch Ness Boombox!"
--------- Jason from Cheap Seats.

Knowing me, though, I'll come back with loads of em tomorrow.

Soulstealer, those quotes are GOLD!

Man... I miss Megas XLR. That show really needs to be released on DVD.

As I said... GOLD!

"I can't believe how childish you are! Both in attitude and breast size!"
--------------------- Kusanagi from "Blue Seed" (I swear to you, its not dirty!)

Oh, I have an idea! We could be "Your Friendly Neighbourhood Gullwings"! - Rikku, Final Fantasy

Hero. Summoner. Doormat. - Shinra, Final Fantasy

Bring it!- Gippal, Final Fantasy

Brother: [over radio] What's your status?
Rikku: Disasterrific!
Brother: "Disasterrific" is not a word! Say "disastrous" like the rest of Spira! - Final Fantasy

Brother: Dancing Yuna? I want to see!
Yuna: It'll cost you!
Brother: One moment...
Paine: She's kidding!
Brother: [shocked] What, no dance?! - Final Fantasy

Big ugly fiend called Sanctuary Keeper shows up.]
Rikku: Think we need a password?
Paine: How about Kick.Its.***. - Final Fantasy

Yuna: Gimme a Y!
Rikku: Gimme an R!
Paine: Gimme a break.- Final Fantasy

[Hades summons Auron from the green vortex]
Hades: Let's cut to the chase. Here's the deal I'm gonna offer you. I'll let you out of the slammer - no strings - you'll be free as a bird.
[Pete waves to Auron a little]
Hades: And all for one little job. Fight Hercules, in the Coliseum... to the death!
[Auron's mouth can be seen]
Auron: This is my story. And you're not part of it.
[Auron draws his sword]
Hades: [angered] Did you forget who you're talking to? I am the Lord of the Dead!
Auron: Heh. No wonder no one wants to die.
Hades: [angered] You are FIRED!
[Hades gets fired up and goes against Auron] - Kingdom Hearts 2

Sora: Lowlife!
Hades: You're too kind, kid.
[Dissapears] - Kingdom Hearts 2

Saïx: If I had a heart, this is where I would die of laughter.- Kingdom Hearts 2

Axel: Bingo. The name's Axel, got it memorized? - Kingdom Hearts 2


Demyx: Dance Water! Dance!

Roxas: No one would miss me.
Axel: That's not true.
[Roxas leaves]
Axel: I would. - Kingdom Hearts (I was like WTF at this quote, dang Axel...)