The sun sets in Tokyo... everything seems peaceful...

Then, BAM! Out of nowhere, a 700-foot tall version of Chuck Jones flew down from the sky and started smashing buildings!

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny
Good Guys, Bad Guys and Explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny!

As Chuck Jones began to destroy Tokyo, MechaGodzilla showed up being sent from the Tokyo Defense Force.

It roared and fired seven missiles into Chuck Jones' back! Boom!

On an undestroyed building, a bald guy wearing underpants and a red cape posed heroically.

"Tra la la! I am Captain Underpants, Defender of Truth, Justice, and all that is Pre-Shrunk and Cottony!" the man shouted, then began firing underwear at Mecha Godzilla and Chuck Jones!

Elsewhere...

"My new Tokyo Division of the Day Spa of Doom is open for business! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Jon Doe, cackled madly, waving his arms about in his demi-god fashion.

Batman Watched as the two giant people were attacking each other. Having nothing better to do, he put an electric charge on Mecha Godzilla's legs.

Captain Underpant's underwear was deflected by Hong Kong Phooey, master of martials arts and kong fu!

MechaGodzilla was suddenly shocked by Batman, and he roared and kicked Batman with a giant metal foot.

Then a giant metal bird with a egg-shaped head flew by, dropping bombs randomly.

"Mwahahahah! Time to destroy them all!"

“Gasp!” Captain Underpants shouted, seeing the canine deflect his underwear. But…He reached down and pulled out a roll of toilet paper.

“Take that!” Captain Underpants shouted, throwing the toilet paper to wrap up Hong Kong Phooey.

Jack Spicer appeared in the sky, blades rotating across his head.

“Jack-Bots…ATTACK!” he shouted, and the Jack-Bots attacked Eggman’s bird machine!

But then-- oh snap! Over 10000 emoticons came out of nowhere riding on popups and slapped Hong Kong Phooey up the face!

Chuck Jones held up a sign that said "Yipes!" and smacked the missiles with it, sending all but one back at MechaGodzilla! The one that survived was none other than a rocketship piloted by Johnny Quest and his Unimportant Companions who turned the rocketship around and smacked it into Batman, crashing it right on his head!

Back at the Day Spa, Misty leapt out of the jaccuzi and attacked Jon Doe with bubbles!

Hong Kong Phooey was wrapped in toliet paper and suffocated. The moment he dropped dead, Little Orphan Annie appeared and, along with The Delightful Children from Down the Lane, broke into a chorus of mix-match songs! How awful!

Captain Underpants fell to his knees, hands to his ears.

"No! The horrible, horrible singing!" he shouted.

At the Day Spa of Doom, Jon Doe cackled madly and pulled out a stapler, firing the staplers and popping the bubbles.

Then Ivan from Golden Sun appeared, firing a giant cannon that...Threw space bars!

As Jon Doe screamed and ran, he was open to an attack from Misty!

Suddenly, Freakazoid jumped ontop of the emoticons and started smashing them into one another, blowing them up.

Then Eggman's giant egg-bird was blown up by the Jack-bots, and Eggman jumped out!

Then Eggman fell on MechaGodzilla, breaking his head, and Eggman continued to fall until he landed on the pavement and made a crator.

Out of which came Stephen Colbert who began to ask Captain Underpants a bunch of dumb questions.

But then! Suddenly, out of nowhere, their singing was drowned out by-- Bum bum bum!!! SHOW TUNES!

"Camp town ladies sing this song, doo-dah, doo dah!" sang Orochimicheal, a horrible fusion of two of the ugliest beings ever. As if the ear-splitting showtunes weren't enough, Richard Simmons was dancin' to the beat, burning the eyes of all who dared gaze upon him!

Just then Daniel Powter leapt up and smacked the jackbots with his guitar!

Jon Doe had blown away the bubbles, which would be horribly R-rated if it weren't Naruto in disguise! He changed back and farted at Jon Doe!

"Underwear Power!" Captain Underpants shouted, rising up and giving Little Annie, the Delightful Children from Down the Lane, and Stephen Colbert all super wedgies!

Then, John Stewart appeared, giving commentary on all that was going on!

Jon Doe fell down and yelled in pain, twitching madly!

All of the delightful children exploded at the sight of Orochimicheal, but Annie just covered her ears.

In the Spa, the Wicked Witch's flying monkeys attacked Jon Doe! Above, in teh sky, smoke read "Surrender Dorothy!"

But Dorothy arrived in the Spa with a machina gun and began firing rapidly and wildly into the spa.
"THey'll NEVER take me ALIVE!"

"Y'all need to stop this! This is all just too much!"

Dr. Phil had just appeared and he was trying to talk everyone into not fighting. However, suddenly he was shot in the arm. By who?

Hinata!

Hinata was shooting everyone!

Dr. Phil started to curse.

"No! Let them fight!"

Dr. Phil was joined by Jerry Springer who encouraged the Ultimate Showdown!

Meanwhile, Hinata's mortal enemy, Ronald McDonald, arrived on the scene! He delflected the kunoichi's bullets with Burgers!

Jon Doe imploded, to return to a later date!

Ivan hid behind his giant space bar firing machine from the bullets!

Jack Spicer pulled out a roll of tape!

"Roll of Tape!" he shouted, using it like a Shen Gon Wu to tape Daniel Powter to a wall!

Unfortuantly for everyone Batman cannot die until his head is crushed between someone's thighs. So he landed on a building.

Also bad news for everyone...suddenly a rumble sound was heard. A marching army was approaching Tokyo. Led by Barney, an army of TELETUBBIES approached all who dared get in their way. Four teletubbies went up to Jack Spicer, and gave him a death hug!

Dorothy, being needed elsewhere leaped in front of Barneyh's army and began shooting-- but only at the green ones!

Annie clapped her hands together and transformed into a giant robot! Daddy Morebucks had spent every penny he had turning the orphan into a cyborg!

"Ahhhh!" Jack Spicer shouted, fluttering in the air, "Must resist the cuteness!"

As he battled the cuteness, Ivan shouted to Naruto.

"Hey! You! Blondes unite!" he shouted, holding up a banner, reading, "Blondes...UNITE!!!"

"You spelled that wrong, jerk!" said Naruto, punching Ivan in the uvula. "It's spelled 'b-l-o-n-d-s!'"

"I LOVE YOU, WICKED WITCH!" shouted Prince Zuko into the sky. When he got no answer, he got mad and threw fire at the Anniebot!

The army of emoticons smacked into the army of teletubbies, cancelling them out in the annoyingness factor. What remained was an army of CARE BEARS! They ran around, exploding at random intervals!

Daniel Powter tried to move, but he couldn't! Then the Roll of Tape transformed into a snake and ate him, then ran at Jack Spicer on its snake legs!

Aragorn, Gandalf and Frodo showed up in the river of Care Bears and started stabbing them all with swords.

Then Hinata freaked out and put four bullets into Ronald McDonald's face, one hitting him in the eye.

This is the Ultimate Showdown,
of Ultimate Destiny
Good Guys, Bad Guys and Explosions,
As Far as the eye can see
Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,
This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny

"Ow!" Ivan shouted, looking at Naruto. "Put I didn't spell it! I got it at a discount store! THAT ONE!!" Ivan yelled, and used a Spark Plasma to destroyed the store, and a cabbage cart that was in the way!

"My cabbages!" the cabbage seller yelled, falling to his knees and shouting curses towards the sky.

Jack grabbed a random Care Bear and threw it at the snake, then the Care Bear exploded!

Ronald quickly performed french fry surgery on his face, and now he was half clown, half heart attack inducing treat.

Annie was attacked and the Care Bears' explosions finished her off, and Annie was sucked into a black hole.

The Wicked Witch landed on the ground and turned out to be Aang on his staff. "Wow, Zuko! I had no idea!"

Barney was ticked, that his army was turned into Care-Bears, so he pulled out a lightsaber, and shoved a hole through Ronald Mcdonald.

Sasuke jumped out of hiding, and launched a fireball at Zuko.

Zuko spat in the Wicked Witch's face! O_o; "I changed my mind!" said Zuko, "I only love Mai now! Go away!" He grabbed Sasuke's fireball somehow and deflected it at the Witch!

Homer Simpson came and ate Ronald McDonald in one delicious bite! But Ronald wasn't dead-- he was just in a stomach!

Then a kid came and stole the cabbages and tried to make a cabbage club, but everybody joined macrome clubs and snake cults instead, so he went evil and tried to bite Jack on the shin!

After which, the giant Chuck Jones stepped on Frodo!

Jack screamed like a girl and fled from the kid, hitting a wall and rendering himselg unconscious!

Then, Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, an Andalite, from Animorphs appeared and slashed at Homer with his tail blade!

Then, a more terrifying army arrived in Tokyo: The Lovesick Army!

Led by Haruno Sakura-- or Yamanaka Ino, no one was ever sure which--, who leaped at Sasuke. "Oh SASUKE-KUN!"

Also arriving in the army was Ty Lee, Mai, and Orihime! Mai attempted to do cartwheels with Ty Lee, who was looking for Sokka!

The WIcked Witch was defeated by the fire ball and melted. The liquid went down the drain...

But Ronald was stuck in Homer's stomach! He made friends with all the dounuts, who, for centuries, had already planned an escape!

Suddenly, because this is the oddest RP ever made, the oddest anime characters ever made showed up.

Naota and Haruko had just shown up in the middle of the battle. Haruko hit Naota in the head with a guitar. A bizzare monster grew out of Naota's head, jumped off, and started attacking everything in sight!

All of a sudden.....fire rained form the heavens.....and the ground shook, making a crack...and AN ARMY OF CHUCHUS CRAWLED OUT!!!!!!111111 But.....then.....out of the heavens....with angles singing....was MARY SUE! in her god-modded gorly!!!!!!!1111
Then........GOLBAL WARMING APPERED AND ENVOLPED INO AND KEELED HER D:

(this is fun :3)

All of a sudden while Jack was screaming like a little girl Mariko jumped on Naruto and chopped of all his hair!Then she proceded to beat the living tar out of Jack Spicer.

Then, the earth moved.

The earth moved to bring all the fighters to Blue Steel.

Blue Steel frowned and raised his shield.

A massive chorus was background to all of this.