Don't freak out when I say this. You may want to sit down. Comfortable? Good. Okay...good news and bad news and kinda weird but cool news time. Good news is...I got a high paying job, and the creepy thing is I enjoy it. Bad news? Why, I'm a thief of course. Not your run-of-the-mill thief, I'm more like Jimmy Valentine, but with higher ambitions...much, much higher. The kind of weird but cool news? I'm hero who's flying solo, working for my worst enemy, while slowly bringing him down. I make sure whoever we're stealing from is bad-bad bad.

Okay, so maybe I'm a little crazy, but I'm smarter than most of idiots flying a mile up in the air out there, being a super-human bulls-eye. Villian are going to notice bombs dropping . They aren't going to notice the atomic land mine walking beside them.
My superhuman allies wonder what I'm doing when I take off in a cloak black as pitch . I'm just doing the The Job.


This job isn't easy. Even though your cubicle is the entire world, letting your superiors (so called) know that you're a double agent could cause trouble.


If you like this, let me know and I'll continue with it.