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Title: The Adventures of...Super Jimi and Wonder Hammah?!
Description: The Custard Filled Spin-Off!


AGodofIrony - December 27, 2006 01:35 AM (GMT)
Hehehe. With Super Kimi and Wonder Sama growing the ever the more popular, I am proud to present to you guys the first ever spin-off of the SK&WSverse! We'll follow Jimi and Hammah (Along with more characters as you shall see) in a new adventure away from Teh City we've all learned to love...

So now...

THE ADVENTURES OF... SUPER JIMI AND WONDER HAMMAH?!

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It was deep inside the laboratory of Prof. AGoI. Two stasis tubes rested against a wall, the spork-themed genius watching them, rubbing his eyes from lack of sleep.

It had been days now, but he had finally done it. Jimi and Hammah…were complete. They were no longer Custard/Flan based life forms, but now fully functioning carbon-based.

Pressing a button he held in his hand, the stasis tubes began to open, hissing out air as Jimi and Hammah emerged from them, fully clothed.

“Welcome back, Super Jimi, Wonder Hammah,” the Spork said dramatically, bringing his arms up.

“Oh…hey Professor…” Jimi smiled as he stood up, running his fingers through his scythe of hair to help get it straightish again.

“Got another mission for us?” Hammah asked, blinking as he looked about the dim lab.

“In a way…” AGoI began, coughing into his fist, then looked back at the two of them.

“I want you two to go find yourselves a new place to live…I realize now that it’s foolish of me to just keep bringing you back time after time to merely get destroyed again. I’ve made so you’re both more or less stable. It’s high time you’ve gotten your own chance at life. I owe you two that much at least,” the Spork sighed, shaking his head sadly.

“But Professor!” Jimi and Hammah shouted, “You’ve brought us back. You made us!”

“Yes, but only for destructive means. I’ll figure out a different way to take out those heroes…You two were the by product of a half thought out plan. I want you to go free,” AGoI countered, pressing another button on his remote.

Something whirled in the darkened lab, a ramp leading upwards into the light came into being, causing the three to wince slightly.

“Go…” AGoI pointed, his finger moving so it was pointed outwards to the exit. “That’s all I have left to say…”

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And so, Super Jimi and Wonder Hammah found themselves on a train ride to the opposite end of Rapid Island. They watch Teh Town fade in the distance. They passed by Teh City, watching the buildings loom upwards then fade as well in the distance.

After many, many miles, they reached the end of the line, and got off, looking around at the town they now found themselves in.

“Well Hammah…I guess we’ll make our new life here,” Jimi said, looking at the now darkening streets. It was nearing night time.

Hammah merely nodded, then reached into his pocket, pulling out some money, “Thankfully the Professor gave us some money.”

“We need it too…I’m hankering for some pie!” Jimi grinned, rubbing his stomach.

“We need a place to stay first, and jobs. Besides, I have my emergency pie in my bag,” Hammah sighed, patting his bag that was slung around his shoulders, which carried everything he and Jimi owned.

The super hero clone sighed, shaking his head, “Fine, fine! Place to stay and jobs then!”

The two set off into the town, ready to face the future and the unknown.

Unfortunately a shrill scream sounded out from not to far from them. Acting on instinct, Jimi and Hammah reacted, Hammah pulling out his two Custard Sabers, and Jimi floating into the air, fire burning around his fists.

“It came from this way!” Jimi shouted, flying off, Hammah running after him.

Dashing into an alleyway, of all places, Jimi and Hammah saw some large figure over some smaller figure, that seemed to be dressed in black.

“Let’s go Hammah!” Jimi shouted, flying forward and grabbing the larger figure, twisting him around and shoving him into a wall.

The llama turned human leapt forward as well, looking down to the other person.

“Are you okay?” Hammah asked, offering a hand up.

“Of course I’m okay! I’m Jack Spicer, evil boy genius!” the figure growled, getting up himself, revealing his red hair, white skin, and yellow goggles.

“Jack?!” Jimi and Hammah shouted, Jimi dropping the large man on the ground. He was unconscious.

“Yah, Jack Spicer! You must of heard of my awesome reputation!” Jack grinned, posing as villainously as possible.

Jimi and Hammah shared a glance, then both broke out laughing.

“What are you two laughing at?” Jack demanded, shaking his fist at them.

“You!” Jimi said between chuckles, “The Professor told us about you. Said you wanted to join T.H.E.M. but no one would let you because you’re a loser!”

Jack growled, shaking with rage. “The Professor? AGoI? Darn him!” the Xiaolin Showdown villain shouted, yelling up into the sky, “That’s why I’m here! I figured I’d take over this town and show T.H.E.M. I can be useful! Then they’ll have to let me join…And they’d make me leader to I’d bet!”

“I’d seriously doubt that. And there’s nothing out here. This town doesn’t have anything much to offer,” Jimi sighed, shaking his head as he landed on top of the knocked out assailant of Jack, “You couldn’t even keep off this common thug for one.”

Jack sighed, frowning as he sat down in the dirty alley, lost in thought.

Hammah seemed lost in thought, then brightened up and ran over to Jimi, “Oooh! Brother! I have an idea!”

“Yes?” Jimi asked, looking towards Hammah.

“Why don’t we let him stay with us! He could join our merry band and we could have a cool group to like Kimi and her friends!” Hammah grinned, looking towards his fellow clone.

Jimi could only stare at Hammah, wondering if he was either insane, to nice for his own good, or just being a jokester.

“You’re…you’re not serious, are you?” Jimi finally asked.

“I am serious! Think about it! We could open up a detective shop! Or have various adventures that last twenty-four hours long that end up being connected in the end! Or-” Hammah began, but was stopped when Jimi put his hand over Hammah’s mouth.

“Okay already! If he wants to, he can stay with us, but I’m pretty sure he was parents or something to go back to…” Jimi sighed. Hammah nodded gratefully and ran back to Jack.

“Jack! I have a question to ask you…” Hammah said to the ‘evil boy genius’, then offered Jack the idea.

“What? No…I mean…Well…” Jack began, looking around.

“Don’t you have somewhere that you live?” Jimi asked, stepping into the conversation, giving the mugger earlier a swift kick, as he was beginning to gain consciousness.

“I did…But my parents kicked me out…Said I needed to learn what it was like to live in the real world…Hold me!” Jack shouted, clinging to Jimi now, who growled, effectively removing Spicer.

“It’s settled then! You’ll come with us!” Hammah grinned, grabbing Jack’s hand, “We need to find a house or something! Come on!”

Jimi blinked, seeing Hammah excited at making a new friend. He sighed, pulled up the mugger, and went to go bring him to the local jail.

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“So…bored…” Jimi sighed, sitting in a rickety chair. The three, Jimi, Hammah, and Jack, had actually found an old house for sale. It was larger then they needed, but Hammah kept saying they would find others and make a team.

As Hammah kept cleaning up, and talking about how everything was going to be great, Jimi turned around, staring at Hammah.

“Hammah! It’s not like someone is just going to crash in here, looking for a place to hide and end up being a decent guy!” Jimi snapped, getting a little fed up with it all.

The Gods of Irony decided now to laugh upon Jimi.

The door above them burst open, and the house, being old, gave way to the man who had stepped in.

“Ahhh!” a voice shouted out, falling through the floor and into the basement where Jimi, Hammah, and Jack were located.

The three looked towards the dust cloud that was now clearing. The first thing they saw was a red jacket, then spikey blonde hair.

“…Oh dear Flan…” Jimi cursed, “It’s Vash the Stampede!”

“Oh…you know of me…Well I’m going then!” Vash grinned, picking himself up and heading for the stairs.

“NOOO!!!” Hammah shouted, flying through the air and grabbing Vash in a tackle, “We’ll hide you! We know you’re not evil!”

Jack merely leaned on a table, just watching the insanity of it all, and began to wonder if this what it was like when Wuya had watched him in the early days of looking for Shen Gon Wu.

Vash blinked, looking down at the Wonder Sama clone, then grinned, “Really? Okay then! I can hide here until it blows down at least?”

“What blows down?” Jimi asked, looking towards Vash, tapping his foot impatiently.

“It involves mistaken identities, a large bowl of rice pudding, and the mayor of this town,” Vash answered, “You’d rather not know.”

“Please Jimi? Can we let him stay?” Hammah pleaded, “That’ll make two new friends!”

The super hero clone sighed and shook his head, relenting to Hammah, “Okay, but he’ll have to figure out a way to help make some money. We need repairs to this place, not to mention food.”

“Can do!” Vash said, “I’ll make a garden!”

Jimi’s eye twitched slightly. Make a garden? How long was Vash planning on staying here?

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“You got me a job doing what now?” Jimi asked the next day over, breakfast. Vash was reading the newspaper, Jack was attempting to make an automatic Egg Scrambling Jack-Bot, and Hammah had just handed Jimi a plate with a piece of pie on it.

“I thought it would suit you,” Hammah explained, “Doesn’t it?”

“I can’t be a detective! I don’t even have a license or anything! Just putting a sign on the door doesn’t make you a detective!” Jimi shouted, waving his arms in the air. “I’m way to young to be a detective for one!”

“We can fake it,” Vash said from somewhere behind the newspaper.

Jimi sighed, “Well…I guess we can give it a shot. I doubt anyone will coming knock-”

Knock! Knock!

“Someone’s at the door!” Hammah shouted, running to the door, careful to avoid the still unrepaired hole Vash had accidentally made yesterday.

The door creaked open, and Jimi heard Hammah speak with someone. Soon, Hammah returned, beaming.

“Brother! You have a case!” Hammah shouted, reentering the kitchen.

Jimi silently cursed whatever beings were tormenting him with this luck, then turned to Jimi, finishing his pie, “Who and what?”

“She says her name is…Terra…”

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It was about fifteen minutes later, and Jimi was now amazed to find himself face to face with the ex-Titan Terra.

“So…ummm…Hammah tells me you need our help?” Jimi finally asked, looking towards the blonde.

“Yah…” Terra said, sighing and looking off to the side. She seemed really…frightened, “I was…traveling, and I came across this cave. I accidentally broke some sort of seal in it, and…this…guy came out! I tried to seal him back up, but he kept countering everything I threw at him!”

“So what do you want us to do?” Jimi asked, “Stop him?”

“Exactly! He seems to be following me…” Terra said, eyes wide now with fear. If Terra was scared of this guy, it had to be bad.

Jimi frowned, rubbing his chin. For all intensive purposes, he and Jimi, and he supposed Vash as well, were the only ones around who could do something about this mysterious person.

“Alright, we’ll help. But if you’re going to stay here, you need to do something to pull your weight around,” Jimi said, “I’m not having a charity house here.”

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It was dark and stormy. It was also night out. Hammah had dragged Jack around to investigate the library for any clues to who this mysterious man might be. Terra helped keep her stay by helping to fix up the house some with her power of earth.

Vash, well, he went to get donuts and then decided to take a nap…

But on a hilltop overlooking the town, a mysterious cloaked figure looked downwards, sensing the energy contained within various individuals within it.

“It seems I’ve been away for a while now…Only two Custard-I’s remain now, besides me…Oh, what happened? Did the Flan-I turn on us?” the man wondered, sighing, “And the two here…they weren’t even trained in the Custard-I ways! The strongest is a spork themed villain who only got his powers from a morphed Flan blast! And the other…Why, he’s not…whole…not yet at least.

“Still, I must start somewhere…” the man muttered, stepping forward into the muddy hill, headed towards the town, “And that girl who released me…why is she working for such a powerful darkness with such a bright light inside of her?”

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Booyah. Spin-off!

And yes, I am insane…I went and got GS’ permission to do a spin off of Super Kimi and Wonder Sama…And then I was trying to figure out more cast members besides Jimi and Hammah, because I didn’t want to make any completely new characters (‘sides the guy you just saw on the hilltop) or take any more from the SK&WS fics.

So I decided I’ll use other characters from different places! I know I’ll have a few more show up sooner or later, but right now we just have Jimi, Hammah, Jack, Vash, and Terra. I seem to have developed a crack team there… Wait till you see who else I have planned…

And if you have suggestions to who else I could use as well, I’ll take them!

Dark Phazon - December 27, 2006 06:22 PM (GMT)
What?!?! This is the first comment?!?! You all stink, you lazy bums who didn't comment before me!!! :p Hahaha!

Nice story, so far, but now I can't wait for the second part, where all the mysteries are resolved!! And it has Vash, which makes it even more awesome! Nice work!!

GoldenSama - December 27, 2006 08:09 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Hammah)
Or have various adventures that last twenty-four hours long that end up being connected in the end!


WIN. ^_^ Any mention of 24 is awesome-beyond-awesome.

Hahaha, I love it. Jimi and Hammah off on their own, trying to have a normal life... heh, that's funny. Jack and Vash too! You know Vash is my favorite character of all time. That rocks.

Sorry I didn't reply yesterday, but I was SO tired last night all I had energy to do was finish that LF thing and wait for the file transfer to finish.

Awesome job AGOI! More.

-Sama Stamp of SK&WS Certification-

AGodofIrony - December 27, 2006 10:42 PM (GMT)
Thanks guys! I'll go get started on Part 2 once I finish up with my stuff here...Just downloaded 'I Think I'm A Clone Now' by Weird Al, so that might help me out!

AND YES! Stamp of SK&WS Certification!

BlueRush - December 28, 2006 04:16 AM (GMT)
TERRA.

:3 You suuure know your audience, AGoI. A-booyah indeed. :) Very, very, very excellent job.

Curious who the guy is... ?_? Cliffhanger!!

AGodofIrony - December 28, 2006 04:36 AM (GMT)
Thanks again everyone for your comments and reviews! Here's part two! You'll learn who this mysterious Custard-I is (you'll get it), a new character will be 'introduced', and we'll see Jimi use a mysterious power...Not neccasarily in that order!

The Adventures of...Super Jimi and Wonder Hammah?!

Part Two!

Jack growled, throwing a book over his shoulder.

“I can’t find anything in these books!” Jack shouted, getting a ‘shush’ from Hammah. Jack pulled out a laptop from his Helio-Bot and turned it on, hacking into the libraries internet access, then began searching through that.

Hammah had pulled out several books, but like Jack, his attention was waning. He wasn’t even entirely sure what to look for…

“I can’t find anything…” Jack muttered, “I find links that look good, but when I click on them, it won’t do anything…It’s almost caused my computer to crash.”

“We should head back then,” Hammah sighed, putting up the books. The two headed outside, only to pump into the mysterious man, who had made his way into town.

The man looked down, not giving any thought to Jack, but looked towards Hammah.

“You…I sense the power of Custard within you,” the man said. “You must come with me.”

Hammah and Jack shared a glance, then the clone spoke up, “Umm…Sorry, but I’m staying here…My brother needs me and I need him!”

The man went silent, seeming to think it other.

Their was a hiss as a yellow Custard Saber was activated, the man pointing it to Hammah and Jack.

“I must rebuild the Custard-Is! I must find out what happened to the rest!” the man roared, swinging his blade around, attacking Jack, thinking he was this ‘brother’ Hammah spoke of.

Thankfully, Jack ducked, the blade whistling past his head, only getting a few stray hairs.

“Hey! Not my head!” Jack shouted, backing up quickly.

Two more clicks and Hammah’s red and yellow sabers were on, and the llama turned human gulped as he faced the man.

“Jack! Go get Jimi and the others! Brother will know what to do!” Hammah shouted, swinging his blades around, trying to scare the man away.

“So that weakling is not your brother….Very well, I’ll take you away before your precious ‘brother’ can save you. You will learn the true power of Custard and help me rebuild the Custard-Is!”

The man attacked Hammah…

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Jack burst through the door of the house, falling through the still unrepaired hole, cursed, then flew out of it.

“Hey!” Jack Spicer shouted, entering the kitchen were everyone was, dripping wet from the rain.

“Hey,” Jimi asked, then looked puzzled, “Where’s Hammah?”

“Some weird guy in black attacked us! Said something about rebuilding the Custard-Is,” Jack answered, “And he got some of my hair!”

Terra’s eyes opened in shock, choking on some bread she had been munching on, “That’s the guy! He’s the one I accidentally released!”

Jimi didn’t waste any time, flying out the door feeling the rain pelt his face, not even bothering to ask Jack where Hammah was…

Jack looked towards the other two, who were up and getting ready.

“Looks like we’re needed,” Vash simply said, adjusting his sunglasses and headed outside, avoiding the hole.

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Hammah blocked a strike from the mysterious man. He wasn’t hurt, but he was tiring. He could tell that this guy wasn’t trying to hurt him, but if he wanted to…

Suddenly the man twirled around, his saber hissing in the rain as it blocked a punch from Super Jimi, who like Kimi, could not be hurt from Flan/Custard Sabers.

“Brother!” Hammah shouted happily, “I knew you’d get here in time!”

“So this is your brother…Excellent. I shall dispatch of him and then you shall have no reason to refuse training,” the man shouted, swinging his blade at Jimi, which was blocked.

“You’re not separating us,” Jimi said coldly. “We might not be related by blood, but Hammah and I are connected still. You won’t separate us!”

Jimi clapped his hands, sending a shock wave and causing the Custard-I to stumble backwards.

“Hammah, get out of here! I’ll handle this guy!” Jimi shouted, breathing in deeply.

Hammah shook his head and leapt upwards, landing haphazardly by Super Jimi.

“No way! I’m your brother and sidekick! Super Jimi and Wonder Hammah!” Hammah shouted, bringing up his Custard Sabers, “We’ll fight together.”

Jimi smirked, smiling at Hammah, then returned his attention back to the man.

He had disappeared.

“Where’d he go?” Jimi shouted, and suddenly fell to the ground, a Custard bolt of lightning striking him in the back.

“I am using my powers to hide me…My Custard strength has given me an understanding of the area and more…You can not hope to defeat me,” the man laughed. His saber came out of nowhere, Hammah barely blocking it, stumbling backwards now.

“You…will…not…take…my brother!” Jimi yelled, standing up, fire bursting around his hands and arms, sizzling slightly in the rain.

His legs became encrusted in ice, but when he stepped forward, they seemed to move easily, as if the ice was as flexible as cloth.

Jimi’s hair suddenly seemed to move, wind blowing in a peculiar formation as it seemed to wind around his head, forming a pseudo-helmet.

Finally, Jimi stomped on the ground, the earth shattering before him and rising in the air, attaching itself to his chest, stomach, and back.

“Fire…Water…Wind…Earth…” the man laughed, shaking his head with glee, “It looks like that spork brained Custard-I put a lot of work into you…Let’s hope your body can handle it!”

The man slashed forward, being blocked by an Ice Kick from Jimi. The clone the twisted in mid air, firing a burst of flames from his hands at the Custard-I, who blocked with a shield of Custard Energy.

Jimi took a deep breath and blew, sending a large amount of air towards the man, now causing him to be blown backwards.

“Jimi! Be careful!” Hammah shouted. The man seemed to vanish again, and the next thing Jimi knew, his back was screaming, the rocks being slashed off by some sort of horrible instrument.

“My Flan Saber make not be able to hurt you…But I have other weapons,” the man laughed from his hiding spot. A strange blade was suddenly seen, and the clones watched in stunned amazement as it swung down to finish Super Jimi off.

However, rocks floated forward at amazing speeds, knocking the blade off course, bout only barely, the sword now imbedded in the ground.

A few shots were heard, and the man had to release the blade of his weapon to prevent himself from being shot in the hand.

“The cavalry’s here!” Vash the Stampede shouted, aiming the gun at the man, in case he tried anything.

“Jack-Bots! Attack!” they heard Jack Spicer shout. From the rainy sky, Jack-Bots flew downwards, firing towards the man, who held up his hands and concentrated, every blast never reaching him.

He pulled out several sabers suddenly from his coat and threw them into the sky, the blades hissing on. They were a multitude of colors, all of them a different from the rest.

Vash fired at them, hoping to stop them, but even the legendary Stampede wasn’t able to stop them. They were made of a powerful alloy.

“Fourty-Two Saber attack!” the man shouted, the blades now spinning around him, “First Mind Gate is unlocked!”

The blades whistled and sizzled in the air, and everyone found themselves in danger.

Jimi’s eyes widened as he saw everyone in danger. His body was in pain, and he was barely keeping up his elemental armor…But Hammah was in danger…

“Elemental Blast!” Jimi shouted, his armor detaching from him.

Their was a glow of light, and when it vanished, the sabers were gone, Jimi was unconscious, and the man stood there with an amazed look in his eyes.

“It looks like I’ll have to make a retreat,” the man laughed, stepping backwards, disappearing.

“Wait!” Hammah shouted, “Who are you exactly?”

“I am the original Custard-I…The first and most powerful of them all…You may call me…Mr. Pibb…”

And so, Mr. Pibb vanished into the rain…

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It was the next day. The rain had finally stopped, and Jimi awoke to find himself in a bed, Hammah sitting next to him.

“Ugh…Hammah! You’re okay! What happened?” Jimi asked, blinking, “The last thing I remember is being sliced in the back, then saying I wasn’t going to let you be taken…”

“Huh? You don’t remember that cool elemental thing you did?” Hammah asked, “And I wanted to know how you did it!”

“Elemental thing?” Jimi wondered, shaking his head, thinking he’d have to call the Professor later, “Well how are the others?”

“They’re fine! They came and helped too!” Hammah smiled, “Now stay there, I’m going to get you a sandwich!”

With that, Hammah walked off to get Jimi and sandwich, leaving his fellow clone to ponder a few things.

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Mr. Pibb stood in a cave, not to far off from the town. It was now being…adjusted. Pibb had added a few things, like a bed, couch, and even a generator to power a few things.

“It seems I’ll have to be more careful next time if I’m going to get that boy to be trained,” Mr. Pibb sighed to himself.

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Hammah, despite Jimi’s protests, had gone out for a walk now, since the rain was gone and he still had the llama like tendency to enjoy open spaces.

Not paying to much attention to where he was going, Hammah slipped, hearing a squeal from some sort of pig, and landing flat on his back, and finding himself ‘attacked’ by a small black pig with a strange headband around his neck.

“Ack! I’m sorry!” Hammah shouted, getting the piglet off of him and standing back up. He looked down and saw the pig standing next to a large backpack and some sort of umbrella.

“Huh? Is that yours?” Hammah asked. The pig nodded and grunted.

Hammah looked around, seeing no one else, then got an idea.

“I know! You can come with me!” Hammah grinned, “I’ll get you some food!”

The pig blinked, then squealed with delight. It seemed to be starving…

Hammah picked up the umbrella and the backpack.

Well, he tried to. The backpack was much to heavy for him to lift, and the umbrella seemed to be thrice it’s weight!

“Umm…Maybe I should have my brother come back for these, okay?” Hammah grinned, picking up the pig and heading back to the house.

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As Hammah entered the house with the black piglet, he entered the kitchen, finding Terra there boiling some water.

“What’s the water for?” Hammah asked, as Terra poured herself a cup of hot water.

“Cocoa,” the fellow blonde answered, adding the cocoa mix that was on the table, “Vash is getting donuts.”

“But…wait, isn’t he a wanted criminal?” Hammah asked, confused as he placed the pig dangerously close to the kettle.

“He said he had some sort of disguise…” Terra shrugged, “And so far there hasn’t seem to have been any trouble.”

“DONUTS!!!” a voice shouted, the door opening, and Vash entered the kitchen, holding several boxes of donuts. He was wearing one of those fake glasses, nose and mustache toys like the kind you find for cheap in the dollar store.

Terra sweat dropped at seeing Vash’s disguise, while Hammah wasn’t sure whether to laugh or devour donuts.

Vash placed the donuts down, sweeping away some newspaper and accidentally knocking over the kettle of hot water.

The pig yelped and jumped, clinging to Vash’s face, sending the Humanoid Typhoon scrambling, throwing the donut he had into the air, which managed to land in Hammah’s hair.

As Vash wrestled with the small black pig, Jimi finally came down, looking at the absurdity of it all. Hammah was screaming something about a spider (he thought the donut was a spider) while Terra tried to get the donut out of his hair.

“Please don’t tell me that Jack and I are the only sane ones,” Jimi sighed, and a muffled explosion suddenly came from the basement.

“I retract ‘Jack and’ from my last statement,” Jimi muttered.

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After a few minutes, everything had calmed down, and Hammah had told Jimi about the pig and heavy pack and umbrella. Sighing, Jimi went to get the stuff, while Hammah now tried to guess the pig’s name…

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Next time, on ‘The Adventures of…Super Jimi and Wonder Hammah?!’

We’ll learn who or what this mysterious pig is. (Spoony should know, and if he doesn’t, I will be greatly surprised.)

We’ll learn of another villain for who Jimi, Hammah, and the others will have to fight.

AND…Jimi calls up Teh Evil Spork, to find out about his strange elemental power earlier…Is it something good, or will it prove to be bad news?

GoldenSama - December 28, 2006 05:01 AM (GMT)
Pretty awesome AGOI! I love Vash being here! XD Vash is TEH BEST EVER.

Mr. Pibb, of course, was the arch-rival of Master Soda. Although it would seem Mr. Pibb was not killed and turned into a refreshing beverage. XD

Although... I'm hoping the elemental thing is more like Golden Sun and not like Avatar, cause... <_< Well, it's no biggie if it is, since you posted before I did.

AGodofIrony - December 28, 2006 05:07 AM (GMT)
It's not Avatar GS. It is mostly Golden Sun actually! Curses, I've been found out!

AGoI just wanted to supe up Jimi and Hammah some more, 'cause otherwise there'll be no way for them to keep up with Kimi and Sama.

Yes, Hammah has a new power/powers as well, which will be revealed later!

GoldenSama - December 28, 2006 05:10 AM (GMT)
Ossume. ^_^ Then all is good.
I figured it was Golden Sun 'cause I know you like that game, plus since I'm a GS junkie myself (I really do love that title. XD) I figured it was 'cause you said "Wind" instead of "Air".

I just wanted to make sure it wasn't Avatar inspired cause... well, that's classified information. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you and then there'd be no more SJ&WH fics and I'd be sad. ;_;

Anyway, cool job.

Cojo - December 28, 2006 05:50 AM (GMT)
Top notch Agoi, top notch.

This is a classic! Vash goodness! Jack spicer Returns! I cannot wait for the next episode.

Dark Phazon - December 29, 2006 12:08 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
“Wait!” Hammah shouted, “Who are you exactly?”

“I am the original Custard-I…The first and most powerful of them all…You may call me…Mr. Pibb…”

And so, Mr. Pibb vanished into the rain…


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There could be no better counterpart to Dr. Pepper/Master Soda!! :LOL:

And I didn't think of Avatar, where Mr Pibb said “Fire…Water…Wind…Earth…” Add some Heart, and by these powers combined, you've got Captain Planet. XD

Can't wait for more!!

AGodofIrony - January 14, 2007 08:15 AM (GMT)
Secret files for SK&WS? Hmmm...

Thanks everyone for your reviews. I finally finished part 3! Sadly, no Mr. Pibb in this one, but it does explain Jimi's new power and introduces another bad guy.

Captain Planet? Another character!...Not likely...Now on with the words I have on a word document!

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Booyah! Update! Though it’s after midnight…oh well, better late then never. We get a new bad guy and learn how Jimi got his elemental powers, and a small flashback to with a small conversation with Jimi and teh Spork…Heh…<.<;

Also, Hammah tries to give the pig a bath.

Legendary!

Now on with the story!

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Jimi meandered down the street, following Hammah’s directions to pick up the stuff Hammah claimed to belong to the strange pig.

His mind was racing, trying to figure out what happened last night, and if the Professor might know about it.

The relatively small town was quiet today, as it was a work day. Jimi stopped, seeing a playground full of little children play during recess, laughing, pushing each other on the swing, and generally being kids.

The clone smiled, shaking his head.

“I wonder what it’s like to be a kid…” Jimi sighed, placing his hands behind his back, craning his head to look up at the sky, observing the clouds.

“Ice Missile.”

The voice was cold and hard, and spoke of a thousand evils. Jimi, turned, eyes widening as giant shards of ice suddenly rained from the sky, embedding themselves into the concrete where he had been only a second before.

“Who the heck is that?” Jimi wondered, flying up into the air, the nearby playground going quiet, the children gasping towards the flying teen.

“It’s a superhero!” one little girl exclaimed.

Jimi turned his head slightly, looking around, when suddenly a pillar of flames shot upwards at him…From underneath the earth.

“Ice Kick!”

Jimi’s legs became encased in ice, and he kicked downwards into the flames, steam now rising around him, and then blowing downwards, dispersing the steam.

“Yay!” the little kids cheered, oblivious to the danger.

“Who are you?” Jimi demanded, spinning around every which way, in an attempt to find the attacker.

A laugh erupted from underneath him, Jimi turning so look at the cracking pavement. It opened up, sending rocks spraying at the clone, sending him flying upwards and scratching him up.

From the rubble emerged a blue haired man, eyes glowing slightly as a rock lifted him upwards. He looked like this.

“Who…who are you?” Jimi demanded, floating backwards, sensing something vaguely familiar about him.

“My name…is Alex. I am the holder of the majority of the Golden Sun,” the blue haired man said coldly, advancing on Jimi. “You have part of it, stolen from me. I want it back.”

Jimi’s eyes widened slightly. The Golden Sun? He remembered reading about once in the Professor’s library before…

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Flash backness!

Jimi was sitting in the large library of Prof. AGoI. He was reading through different books, attempting to learn what he could. Sure, he wanted to go watch cartoons, but he realized that Kimi was stronger then him. Jimi decided that, if he had to be inferior to Kimi in power, he would strive to take her out through brain power.

Just then, the Professor walked in, looking through the books himself.

Jimi paused, then spoke up.

“Hey, Professor…Is it true this Golden Sun thing can make someone immortal?” Jimi asked, “Like the Philosopher’s Stone?”

Teh Evil Spork paused, thinking it over, then shook his head. “No…the Golden Sun is made of Psynergy. The Philosopher’s Stone is made from Souls. They’re both alchemy, but two distinct branches of it.”

“Okay…” Jimi said, then continued, “But it lets you control the elements, Fire, Earth, Wind, and Water, right?”

“To an extent, yes,” AGoI said, “But it’s harder to create then the Philosopher’s Stone. Their was talk that it had been created, but the place it was created at was buried.”

Jimi only nodded, then opened his mouth for one last question.

“Where did you find all of these books anyways?”

“My younger sister was an avid reader,” AGoI answered, heading out the door.

“Was?” Jimi wondered.

The scientist paused, not turning around.

“That’s a story for another day…” AGoI sighed, leaving the room.

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“Hold on now! The Golden Sun is missing. It was only rumored it was made!” Jimi shouted, shaking his head.

“Rumors…I assure you, it’s quite true. I gained almost all the powers of the Golden Sun, but the Wise One tricked me, giving a quarter of it to an adept named Isaac…Then, he wounded me, leaving me to the mercy of the mountain, crushed beneath boulders and dirt, still alive, but barely.

“Then…one day I saw light, but I was still to weakened by focusing on keeping myself alive to fight…It was your creator, who found me. He took me back to his lab, and found out a way to extract some of the Golden Sun…Which he placed in you,” Alex sneered, holding his arms up as they glowed slightly. “I was able to escape his place, but unfortunately I was still to weak to get back my power. After a while, I found out where you went. I’ll take back my power…Then I’ll go pay that meddlesome scientist a visit…”

Jimi growled, landing on the ground and staring at Alex, raising his fists, fire dancing around it.

“Don’t hurt the Professor,” Jimi said quietly, “He and Hammah are the closes things I have to family.”

Alex laughed, holding his arms up. “Spark Plasma.”

Energy erupted from his outstretched hands, spiraling towards the air straight at the clone, who kicked upwards into the sky, then fired forward a series of punches, sending flames licking towards the Adept.

Alex waved his hands, muttering something as shield made of energy appeared in front of him, absorbing the fire.

“Please…your power means nothing to me,” Alex laughed, snapping his fingers.

A brown sword of energy appeared in front of Jimi, then fired forward, faster then Jimi could react, slamming into his chest and stomach, knocking him down into the ground.

“No! The bad man is hurting the superhero!” the kids in the playground cried out, still watching in rapt enjoyment, now worried about the strange floating teenager.

“Those kids…If we keep this up, they’re going to get hurt…I have to end this quickly…” Jimi thought to himself, “Either that, or draw this guy away.”

The green clad boy stood up slowly, the Psynergy sword not having caused any wounds, but still hurting him greatly just the same.

“I hope this works…” Jimi sighed, closing his eyes and focusing…

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“Hey! I know! I’ll give you a nice hot bath why we wait for Jimi to return!” Hammah said happily, holding up the small black pig.

The pig squealed in terror, trying to get away.

“No go, the pilot light is out,” Vash said from the table, enjoying another donut.

The pig stopped struggling, sighing in relief.

“I could heat some water up on the stove…He’s not very big,” Hammah said, holding the piglet up, who started to get scared and thrashed again.

“Ehh…Jack kinda took the stove to make another robot,” Terra said from the hallway.

“Well then…I guess I’ll just have to use cold water,” Hammah sighed.

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Jimi’s eyes flashed open, the clone exhaling a fine mist of steam, locking eyes with Alex.

“I won’t lose to you,” Jimi said calmly, then opened up his mouth, a beam of energy erupting out from it, completely taking Alex by surprise, sending the Adept backwards and into a brick wall, which crumbled into the abandoned building it was part of, then through the building as well, Jimi closing his mouth and shaking his head.

Kimi had laser eye beams. Jimi had a laser mouth. However, using it at the power he had, and for that length, drained him.

“Yay!” the little kids cheered, making Jimi smile.

Suddenly, Alex’s laughter broke out, and the blue haired Adept stepped out from the building, dusting himself off and glowing slightly, healing his wounds.

“Did you really think it would be that easy child? I hold about half of the Golden Sun…You only hold about a quarter, and neither are you familiar with my type of alchemy,” Alex chuckled.

“Boo!” the little kids shouted from the fence towards Alex, “Bad guy!”

Alex raised his left arm, Psynergy gathering around it, the firing several blasts of energy again, this time towards the children.

Jimi cursed and flew, on autopilot as he leapt in ground of the kids, taking the blows himself, never crying out in pain, as the last one hit, he fell down on his knees.

“Mister…you okay?” one little boy asked Jimi.

“I’m…fine…” Jimi lied, aching all over. “Listen…all of you…need to get inside. I can’t guarantee that you’ll be okay if you guys stay here.”

“But Mister, we want to help you!” the kid pleaded, the others nodding in agreement.

“How quaint…The children are cheering on their hero…Only about to die,” Alex smiled, holding both arms up this time, pointed to Jimi and the children.

As Alex’s arms glowed, Jimi slowly stood up, facing the evil doer.

“My name…is Jimi. I have no last name. I have no childhood. I have no parents, and I only have a few friends…But…that doesn’t matter. I have power, like you Alex. You decide to use it to advance your own goals…But me…I think I finally figured out what I was meant to do,” Jimi began, stepping forward as ice began to encase his legs, fire spreading on his arms.

“My job is to defeat guys like you, who would hurt innocents without giving it a second thought! I’ll protect this town from people like you!” Jimi shouted, getting louder, rocks coming from the ground and covering his chest, stomach, and back.

“I’ll make everyone in this town my family. And you, sir, have just messed with the wrong clone.”

Wind blew around his head and air, and Jimi flew forward, ready to fight.

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Hammah had prepared a large tub and filled it with cold water and soap, then dumped the small black pig in there. The pig, grabbed some soap in his mouth when Jimi turned away, and began to write something on the wall by the bath.

When the llama turned human turned around, he blinked, reading what he saw.

“‘My name is Ryoga Hibiki. Please get me clothes and heat up this water,’” Hammah read.

“Well that’s weird…” Hammah muttered, “I mean, what size clothes anyways?” He completely disregarded anything else weird about the situation.

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Yay for the update!!! This is fun, writing the spin-off for Super Kimi and Wonder Sama!

I hope you guys liked it, and I do hope GS didn’t have plans for Alex in his upcoming Super Kimi and Wonder Sama fics, cause I know he’s a Golden Sun fan too…

Man...so many things for this...Need to reveal Hammah's new power at some point, what exactly happened with Mr. Pibb and how he was sealed away, who Terra might be working for and why...Stay tuned for the next part!

GoldenSama - January 14, 2007 08:52 AM (GMT)
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Please sir, may I have some more?

Cool! Sorry it took so long for a reply, I was looking at things in another tab. ^^

Anyway, this was pretty awesome. No plans for Alex did I have. I wonder what'll happen next...


AGodofIrony - January 14, 2007 08:55 AM (GMT)
Excellent...And it's okay, I wasn't expecting a review till tomorrow anyways, considering it's kinda late.

And...I'm happy...I had a family reference thing to! My younger sister does love to read...



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