The Adventures of
Super Kimi and Wonder Sama
Prelude to a RPG
When the light disappeared, Super Kimi and Wonder Sama were standing on the roof of the K-Tower, looking out at Teh City below.
. . . but it wasn’t over yet.
“Kimi! Sama!” A voice called out to the crime fighting duo on the roof. They both spun around and came face to face with Rush. Kimi’s jaw dropped; she hadn’t seen him before.
“R-R-Rush?” Kimi stuttered. “What? But when? But I just punched you . . .”
Rush shook his head. “It’s a long story.”
“CHoW used some creepy evil Flan technique to split himself into two people but he wasn’t good at it so he got split by personality and conviction instead of just becoming two separate-but-equal entities.” Sama explained quickly.
“ . . . Okay, it wasn’t THAT long of a story.” Rush rubbed his neck. “Point is, I just wanted to congradulate you on stopping Soda.” Rush smiled at Kimi and nodded to Sama. “Anyway, I’ll be heading off now . . .”
“HANG ON!” Kimi shouted, and with her powers now back her yell caused the highest windows on Teh Tower to shatter. Rush sweat dropped. “You can’t just show up as the good you and say ‘congrats, now I’m gonna leave’!”
Rush sighed and looked away from Kimi and Sama. “I don’t have a choice. I have to find CHoW. If our two halves don’t merge back into one, then both sides will die.”
Kimi’s shoulders slumped, her face fell and she looked disappointed. “So you either die good or live evil?”
Rush shook his head. “It’s not that easy . . . CHoW, at least, the old CHoW, wasn’t pure evil. I was still a part of him. That made him more like a comic relief type of evil . . . if I go back, there’s always the chance you can awake me inside him and save him from being evil. But if I stay here . . . then both halves will die.”
Kimi sighed, but she also nodded. “Yeah, yeah. Then go on, get outta here.”
Rush nodded. “I’m sure there will come a day when CHoW is no more and I’m back to being me. Until then, take care.” He turned to Sama. “Oh, by the way . . . since I’m not even a full-person, it’s pretty obvious that that prophecy thing was talking about you after all.”
“Woo-hoo!” Sama seemed excited. “I mean, I hope you recover and become good and all that, but being the Chosen One rocks!”
Rush shrugged. “You DO realize the Chosen One will have to face off with Master Soda in a one-on-one battle to the death for the fate of all Flan, right?”
Sama blinked. “Aww, Potatoes.”
Rush turned back to Kimi, nodded once more, and then he walked towards the elevator. He’d exit the tower as soon as he could and be off . . . he was searching for CHoW.
Kimi sighed a bit, once again having to watch her old friend vanish with the possiblity that next time she saw him he’d be trying to kill her. Luckily, she had Sama there to cheer her up.
“Hey! Relax Kimi-chan! He’ll be back in no-time, and I’m sure we’ll find a way to make CHoW good once he’s whole again. ‘cides, you’ve still got me. I’m your sidekick and your friend and I’ll stay by your side always, no matter what! . . . HEY, BLACKFIRE-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!”
Kimi sweat dropped as Sama’s speech was interrupted by his sudden shout and then he ran to the edge of the roof, where the alien villain had landed and looked rather surprised when Sama attacked her with a hug. Kimi shook her head and looked away as Sama was kicked in the face.
She turned her eyes towards the sky. Teh Universe was fixed, Teh K-Tower once again stood sturdy and strong as a monument to the safety and protection of all Rapid Island, and best of all, with all of reality back to normal, she could relax, eat some cake and catch up on her manga reading!
“Sama, I’m gonna go read manga on the couch – DON’T BOTHER ME!” She yelled to her sidekick as she hurried into the K-Tower. She floated down the stairs (it’s quicker than walking) and soon arrived at her room. Kimi opened the door and hurried over to her closet. She actually had two closets; one for clothes, and the other stuffed full of manga.
VERY full. Kimi knew that when she opened the door, she might be burried under a pile of manga. Luckily, that was okay with her. ‘I wish some of the villains would try to burry me in manga instead of lava or quicksand for a chance.’ Kimi thought to herself as she opened the closet door.
She expected a wave of manga to wash over her. However, inside the closet she found nothing. Not a single volume of anything! Not even any Animanga! Her closet was bare.
“WHAT!?” Kimi yelled loudly as she flew into the emptiness where her manga once lived. “W-W-Where did it go!? Where’s all my stuff!?!”
Then, a thought occurred to her.
Sama’s friends and girlfriend were all thieves. He might have changed and lived the life of a sidekick, but she knew fully well that Red X, Bender, Rouge and Blackfire were still picking pockets, robbing banks and, perhaps, stealing manga collections from closets!
Sama was still on the roof, trying to explain to Blackfire everything that had happened involving the other worlds and Obake and Soda. She looked mildly entertained by his story, which was a surprising change from her usual bordem.
However, just as Sama was getting to the part about the giant potato peeler, a hole exploded out of the roof as Kimi flew up, cracking her knuckles.
“Kimi?” Sama blinked.
“WHERE’S MY MANGA!?” Kimi flew at Blackfire, grabbing her by the collar. “Where did you put it, WHERE!?”
“Kimi! Calm down, Blackfire doesn’t have your manga.” Sama tried to separate the two, but he was easily thrown out of the picture by super strength.
“GIVE ME MY MANGA!” Kimi shouted.
“As much as I love buggin’ the proper authorities,” Blackfire smirked. “I actually DON’T have your manga.”
Kimi glared, but she released Blackfire. “BAH! I just had that long, drawn out adventure . . . although Sasuke was pretty cool . . . but the rest was long and drawn-out! I just want to read some manga and eat some cake!”
“Well, the manga is gone, but we have cake!” Sama tried to cheer her up.
“No we don’t foul-haired human.” It was Zim, the Invader who had Invaded one of the spare bedrooms of the gigantic tower. He arrived on the roof in perfect timing to announce: “GIR ate all of the cake . . . I know because he replaced his giant death ray with the cake thus ruining MY BRILLIANT PLAN!”
Kimi’s eye twitched. “No manga and NO CAKE!? NO CAKE!? WHY!?”
Sama rubbed his neck. “Well . . . maybe this is the beginning of another fantastic and fun adventure!”
Kimi glared at him. “I don’t want another adventure! I want cake and manga!”
“Your manga is gone.”
Kimi, Sama, Zim and Blackfire all turned around at the sound of a voice. On the opposite end of The K-Tower was Master Soda. He was still just a Soda Can with a cape, but he seemed to be up to something.
“YOU! What did you do to my manga!?” Kimi yelled, pointing a finger at Dr. Pepper.
“I hid it. You’ll never find it.” Dr. Pepper replied nastily. “You ruined my plans for world domination – and now you will pay!”
Kimi stomped her foot – which made cracks in the roof – and glared at Pepper. “I’m TIRED of you! I’m gonna shake you up and then throw you off this roof!”
Dr. Pepper laughed and floated up. “Don’t you get it, Kimi? You’re going to die!”
Kimi cracked her knuckles and glared at Pepper. “ENOUGH! You bad guys always have to talk for half-a-hour before the fight! Let’s just get to the part where I beat you worse than you’ve ever been beat before and then you can give me back my manga!”
Soda laughed. “I don’t have a body. You’d crush this can in seconds.”
“Sounds fine to me!” Kimi replied.
“But . . . luckily for me, most of my soul has already been drank – so I do have a interesting weapon.” Master Soda began to glow – and so did Sama’s eyes. Kimi sweat dropped.
A black light engulfed Sama and suddenly he had a cape – a cape made out of a empty potato sack. He looked over at Kimi and smirked as he activated his green flansaber.
“Potatoes is back in the house!” Sama laughed, then he ran at Kimi and tried to cut her in half with the flansaber. Luckily Kimi was fast enough to dodge the slash. She was also strong enough to kick him in the spine and break his back – but she didn’t really want to go to that option right away.
“Sama! Knock it off! You’re not evil anymore!” Kimi reminded him.
“I don’t know, I feel like chopping off your head and then robbing this town blind – I feel pretty evil!” Sama chuckled and he held up his hand. “Spoony taught me some new tricks a while ago! Didn’t get a chance to use ‘em till now!”
He fired green lightning from his fingertips and it knocked Kimi down. She cried out in pain, but then she blasted her laser beam eyes, cancelling out the lightning. Kimi got back on her feet and clenched her fists.
“Sama! Don’t you remember all that stuff about being my sidekick and my friend and always being there? You’re either a gold fish or a idiot if you don’t remember what you said five minutes ago!” Kimi shouted to him. Sama paused.
“Ah . . . That does sound like something I’d say . . .” Sama scratched his head.
“What?” Master Soda growled. “You’re under MY control now! Kill her! You don’t get a choice!”
Sama paused again. “Yeah . . . I really hate being told what to do . . . though I’m having a hard time controlling myself . . .”
Kimi clenched her fists. She didn’t like fighting her friends. It was bad enough she usually had to fight CHoW, but at least he wore a helmet that obscured his face and didn’t make her remember the fun times in the middle of a fight.
“You guys are such friggin’ drama queens.” Blackfire spoke up suddenly. She looked over at Soda and blasted him with her laser beam eyes, knocking the can right off the side of the K Tower.
“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
The can of Dr. Pepper hit the ground and exploded, showering the street in cool, refreshing flavor.
Kimi and Sama both sweat dropped and fell over anime-style.
“I-I didn’t think of that.” Kimi admitted as she got up.
“Yeah . . . simple solution, I guess . . . but it seemed rather anti-climatic.” Sama agreed.
“Drama queens,” Blackfire repeated. “Oh and don’t think I was helping you! I just wanted to make fun of you . . . and besides, I’m the only person who’s supposed to manipulate and control you, Sama: that’s what girlfriend’s are for.”
Sama blinked, apparently unaware of any implications that statement had. Instead he cracked a smile. “You DO like me!”
It was Blackfire’s turn to fall over anime-style. “I-Idiot.”
Kimi shook her head. “I’m glad I don’t have to fight ANOTHER friend . . . but . . . MY MANGA IS STILL MISSING!”
Sama blinked. “Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll find it before the end!”
THE END
Kimi scolwed. “You were SAYING?”
Sama scratched his neck and laughed uneasily. “Hah . . . haha . . . didn’t expect that.”
Kimi glared at him. “SAMA! My manga’s still missing! How are we supposed to get it back!?”
Sama coughed. Kimi’s glare became icy. Sama’s uneasy laughter became even more uneasy. “Well . . . ya’ see . . . I was gonna take advantage of Blackfire being romantic before and we were going to go to the park, together . . . like, alone-together . . . and so I can’t really help you look for you manga.”
Kimi kicked him. Sama whimpered. (“Ouch ka-bibble!”)
Kimi sighed. “That’s not right . . . if I don’t get my manga back now, then when?”
To Be Continued . . . In The RPG
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Mwahahahahahahahahah! XD Yeah, probably not what you were expecting at all – but hey, now we start the RP! XD That SERIOUSLY wasn't what I was expecting XD
Great job though! On to the RP ^___^ This is going to be awesome!
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*Falls over Anime Style*
Totally not what I was expecting...But now we have an Rp I guess...
Sign-ups?
Good job Gs...
That was...Cool. B)
I do have to admit though, a bit anti-climatic, but yes, what Cojo said.
Sign-ups?
Very excellent, and I wonder what's happened to Pepper...He can't be dead yet...can he?
*gasp* YOU FEIND! YOU LIED TO UUUSSSSS! You prosmied a climictic final!
>:(
Not really! I could never be mad at you for long! In fact, the way Blackfire handled Dr. Pepper reminded me of Brain Clevengar's anti-clamitc style of concoulding fights. XD
Anti-climactic...
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But there's absolutely no other way that you could end a saga like this, in the Super Kimi & Wonder Sama series!!! Perfecto!!!
XD
I know that was shocking and anti-climatic! I just had to do that mainly to see your reactions!
DP gets it! And I think everybody else does too -- it's comedy. :3
Besides, I assure you that all things will be resolved in the RP.
XD I love it! But...
*flamethrower* I'd better get all that manga back! XD
Wow.... Totally not what I was expecting. XD But I guess this is the perfect way to end a series like this, because if it had an actual ending-ending, then it would be kinda hard to continue it in the RPG. Anyway, THIS IS AWESOME! :D Great job.
Maybe I'll sign up for the RP...