THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER KIMI AND WONDER SAMA
RPG

Teh Park

"... and then I had to fight a Were-Skunk. It's basically a Skunk that becomes a horrible monster whenever there's a full moon... or a half moon... or sunshine... pretty much it's a horrible monster all the time." Sama explained about one of the Mid-Bosses he had to fight inside the cavern.

"That's... pretty messed up." Blackfire replied, shaking her head.

"Yeah, well, that's kinda how my life works." Sama replied with a shrug.

Suddenly a small star-shaped man with a zorro-mask and a small revolver appeared out of the sky and landed in front of Sama and Blackfire. It laughed like a maniac and grinned at Sama and Blackfire.

"Hello, hello, hello! I'm a random and nameless character who will probably die in a few minutes but will act as the catalyst for a large adventure to begin -- do you know where I can find a 'Wonder Sama'?"

"Yeah. I'm Wonder Sama." Sama nodded. Blackfire slapped him in the back of the head.

"Are you high? Why would you answer him after what he just said?" Blackfire shook her head. "Mom always said I'd wind up dating a moron."

Sama rubbed his head. "Come on, just 'cause he says he wants to be the catalyst for a large adventure doesn't mean he's going to hurt us. He's probably going to tell me I won the lotto and the adventure will be all about how I become very rich but then neglect my friends, but in the end Kimi kicks me and I come to my senses."

The small star man laughed. "No,no,no,no,no! Nothing like that -- I'm here to kill you."

Blackfire crossed her arms. Sama sighed. "Aww, Potatoes."

The star man aimed his revolver and shot at Sama; he had missed and the shot went over his shoulder -- but when the bullet impaled a tree a few hundred yards behind Sama, the tree exploded into thousands of tiny little shards. Sama sweat dropped.

"... Ka-bibble."

Sama turned around and started running as the small star man chased him. The star man shot at him, blowing up stuff along the way.

Finally, Sama realized he had a flansaber and should use it; so when the star man shot at him he blocked it back at the star, which caused the star to explode. Sama slumped against a tree and yawned.

"Whew... that was over pretty quick. Pfft, catalyst for a huge adventure! Yeah, right..."

A piece of paper floated down in the air from the remains of the star man. It landed on Sama's face and when he got it off he noticed it was a map... at the start of the map was Teh Tower, and at the end was a 'X' with the words "Kimi Manga" written on it.

Sama gasped. "The Manga! Oh this map looks important, I better make sure I get it to Kimi as soon as possibl-- POTATOES!"

Sama hadn't noticed the map was on fire (probably from the star man exploding) and the map quickly burnt it (and burnt his fingers)

He sweat dropped. "Oh... oh no... well, maybe I can remember what the map said..."

((Okay! So, like, have your characters wherever you want doing whatever you want! ^^ COJO. Expect a PM.))

Teh Bakery

The door to Teh Bakery was opened with the foot of Teh City's local superhero. Super Kimi was leaving and had to use her foot to open the door because she was using both arms to carry the giant cake she'd bought.

The cake was taller than three Super Kimi's on each others shoulders, the amount of frosty used to cover it probably weighed more than 25 GIRs, and the whole thing probably costs more than the entire bakery and everything in it.

She looked up at the cake with huge eyes... before opening her mouth as wide as she could and gobbling the entire thing down in one bite. Super Kimi rubbed her now-empty hands together.

"Well, that was fun." Kimi said happily. "But now I don't have anything to do. Not since my manga was stolen!"

The super hero sighed. "Maybe Spoony-dono has a volume of Detective Conan lying around..." Kimi hung her head down began walking towards Spoony's office.

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

"..So thats how I almost died for the 78sted time." Toucan Sam explained.

"Wooooooow. Thats Goooooooooood!" the Cookie Crisp dog responded.

The members of L.A.S.O.O.F. were gathered around a long table, like an executive meeting type one. The members were busy talking about random things. At the end of the table, was an empty chair. This was the seat where Darth Rowen usually sat at. But not today, today he was sitting on CHoW's throne. On his face was a look of disgust, and he was outright bored.

"My Gosh! Is this what you idiots usally do at these things?" he asked.

Cap'N Crunch looked over at him and blinked. "Um...yeah? What else would we do at a board meeting? Wait, wouldn't you know? Your here all the time too."

"Nah." Darth Rowen replied. "Usually I'm either sleeping through this, or I have a very realistic replica of myself here in my stead." He was of course referring to a cardboard cut-out version of himself. "Bah. This is boring, I guess thats why this is called a Bored Meeting. What would CHoW do in a moment like now?"

"Well...he would start off by asking about plans to destroy Super Kimi and WonderSama." The Cap'n responded.

"And?"

"And when no would responded, he would proceed to...kill one of us..." The Cap'n realized his mistake too late.

"Aww Splendid, Any plans for destroying Super Kimi and slash or WonderSama?" Darth Rowen asked with a twisted smile on his face. No one in the room dared to breathe a word. "Oh perfect. Chaos Spear!" Rowen threwn the spear into the shoulder of the Cap'n. "Muhahaha, Crunchatize that Cap'n!"

Apparantly he was in a good mood, for he did not bother to kill the Cap'n. "Enough of thisn useless meeting!" he declared. "I Darth Rowen, LORD of the Sith am the new leader of L.A.S.O.O.F. If anyone has a problem with this speak now or forever die."

Again the room was silent, except the Y letter of the Alphabet Cereal spoke up. "Well actually. I..." In a moment he was fried, and fell over dead.

"That's why your only sometimes the vowel." Rowen said. "I am the new Leader, and it is time for things to change around here. Muhahahaha." he laughed evily.

XD

A Bedroom in Teh City

"Call me beep me if you wanna reach me! If you wanna page me it's okay!!!"

In a small bedroom a teenage girl was lying on her bed, singing loudly to a song that only she could hear. This was not because she was crazy, hearing voices in her head, but rather because she was wearing a set of large pink headphones over her ears. Today was her day of rest and relaxion, and she was taking advantage of it. With every loud Pop-tune note blasted into ears she swayed her brown ponytail and swayed her legs up and down. Beside her on the bed lied the CD case and various assortment of drawing utensils and broken up kinder eggs halves which she would randomly plop into her mouth.

This girl was Crystal Rose, Flan-I, as well as teenage girl who needed her teenage girl time hanging out in her room--which was painted bright pink mind you. She was not even wearing her cloak....That meant she wasnt worrying about superhero stuff and whatnot.

And yet, she couldnt get her mind off of the previous events....

It was strange that everything ended so peacefully...She expected a bit more after the shards were found...Perhaps something was up.....

"Oh well" Crystal said to herself, eyeing a stray piece of german chocolate that was at the edge of her hot pink bed. "Not gonna complain about peace!" She shifted to grab the piece of candy but it tumbled to her floor with the shift on the matress. She groaned and sat up to retrieve the awesomest thing to EVER come out of Europe but change in music track distracted her. "Oh I LOVE this song!!!"

The same bedroom in Teh City

The door of Crystal's almost annoyingly pink bedroom was almost immediately thrust open as the girl's favored song came up, revealing a slightly angered purple-clad girl with her arms crossed.

"I knew I'd find you here..." she muttered as she took a step into the room, closing the door behind her. In a slightly louder tone so that Crystal could hear her, Tazzy spoke again. "What in the world are you doing, just sitting around? Don't you have a bad feeling about all of this? Our universe was just destroyed into a bunch of peices, and now all of a sudden everything seems to be normal. Don't you find anything weird about that?!" Tazzy rambled on, forgetting that Crystal's hearing was being blocked by loud pop music, and she probably couldn't hear a word she was saying. However, Tazzy was distracted from her rant when she saw a fallen peice of candy on the ground.

"What the..." She bent over to pick it up. "Is this chocolate?" Her eyes then traveled to the bed, seeing the little bits of kinder egg strewn about. Completely forgetting about the unusual peacefulness, a bright smile spread across her face. "Can I have some?"

Teh Park

Sama instantly realized that if the map he'd seen was real, he had to go find Kimi and tell her about it. True, the map had been destroyed -- and also true, his memory was horrible about specific details; but Sama still had to try.

"I'll catch you later!" He yelled to Blackfire as he ran towards the streets. He had no idea where Kimi went after they parted ways at the K Tower, but he knew he had to find her and tell her about the map.

Meanwhile, Blackfire shrugged and grabbed a communicator off her belt. "Hey, Bender? Yeah, it's me . . . I know for a fact that both of the 'heroes' are busy... never been a better time for crime. You rally up everybody, I'll meet you in the shopping district."

Teh Streets

Sama randomly ran down the streets until he realized he should be able to sense Kimi. Slapping his head and muttering about how he always forgot these things, Sama focused on The Flan and soon found himself outside Teh Bakery.

"Kimi! Kimi!" Sama yelled, running up to her. "Okay! I think I know where your manga is -- I mean, I don't have the map anymore, it burnt up but... yeah, I think I can remember what it said."

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

That's when the door opened and someone walked in. That someone was very short and round and was wearing a black hood and cloak.

"Excuse me, I'm looking for whoever is in charge. I have a business offer."

A Bedroom in Teh City

Crystal watched as Tazzy entered her bedroom, her dark brown eyes traveling as the other girl moved forward. She looked a little bit annoyed...Crystal tilted her head, listening to the pop rendition of a random cartoon theme song--the CD she had in her player currently was that of various themes-- and watching Tazzy say something....After a few moments of muffledness she decided she would take her headphones off, and she did so, just in time for Tazzy to ask about the chocolate on the bed. It was a known fact that Crystal did not like the sugary substance but Kinder eggs were the exception....Kinder eggs were not chocolate--though technically it was-- it was perfection....

"Is this chocolate?"

"The only kind i'll eat" She replied happily "There's plenty" She tossed Tazzy a full egg from under her pillow. It had a picture of a hippo on the foil wrapper. "That's the happy hippo pack. The toy should be a good one!"

As the two ate the chocolate Crystal looked up at her best friend. Though she did not know what Tazzy was saying before since her headphones muffled her voice, she had a feeling what it was about. It was a friend thing...Maybe a Flan-I thing too....

"You're curious about it too" she said, mouth full of candy. "The Flan has been pretty normal though, maybe we're suspisious for nothing."

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

As sson as the man walked in, all of the obsessors pointed towards Rowen. "It's him!" they yelled.

Rowen eyed the man, not much to see. "Hello..." Darth Rowen began. "I am intrigued on how you made it into my base without my guards catching you."

"We're right here." Said Random Guard #1.

"Yeah, you said all personal no exceptions." said Guard #2.

Rowen shook his head. "Fine! Whatever. A Deal you say? Tell me more..."

Teh Secret Dimension

The Great Spoon was busy with very important work... talking to Winry over the phone.

"So, I was thinking... wait, hold on a moment, Winry, I have another call. ....... Hello?"

"Are you talking to Winry again?" asked the person on the other line.

"Oh! Edward! I haven't heard from you in ages, how have things been?"

"Hey! Don't change the subject!! You are talking with her, aren't you?"

"Found that philosopher's stone yet?"

"Damn you, quite ignoring what I'm saying!!"

"Well, good luck with that! Gotta go! Bye!"

"Hey! We're not fini--" *click*

"Hey, Winry. Where were we? Oh, ya! So, as I was saying--"

Just then, a light started blinking on Spoony's control panel.

"Crap... I gotta go, Winry. We'll continue this later." *click*

Teh Great Spoon's Office

A TV turned on that showed Spoony's face.

"Oh, it's you, Kimi... Are you trying to steal my stapler again?"

Teh Streets

"Aye-ya!" Super Kimi shook her head furiously. "Sama! You HAD the map?! Where'd you the map to my manga?! Why didn't you get here sooner?! BAKA!"

Super Kimi pulled Sama's hair and gritted her teeth. "You'd better remember or I'll out your ears and stick them in your pockets so you can hear me kicking your butt!"

Then, Spoony came over the TV and Kimi zipped around to face Teh City's leader. "Sama lost the map!" Kimi said, pointing to her side-kick.

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

"Your guards, even had they been guarding, I would have killed them. I am a servant of a strong power. He had sent me to seek LASOOF's help."

The round man walked forward . . . which revealed that he had no legs and had been floating the whole time. Bubbles floated out from beneath his cloak.

"I am a servant of T.R.O.O.C.M." He explained. "We are older and more powerful than L.A.S.O.O.F. We can help one another out, I believe."

SPOONY'S OFFICE

Sama whimpered. The idea of having his ears ripped off and shoved in his pockets sounded pretty horrible. He covered his ears and then looked up at Spoony.

"I got attacked by this weird little star guy! I... I don't really remember where the map led to, but... I think I know! You know that old, abandoned factory where they used to make cleaning products? I think it was there."

Sama rubbed his neck.

Spoony's Office

Kimi's body was still facing Spoony's TV, but her head turned all the way around with an annoyed face towards her side-kick.

"Do I LOOK like I know where a factory that makes cleaning stuff is, Sama?" Super Kimi asked. "Maybe HA knows-- he sure seemed to know a lot about that Mr. Clean guy..."

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

Darth Rowen narrowed his eyes. Don't be fooled by his bad battle record, the Sith was no fool. So many things didn't add up in those last statements.

"T.R.O.O.C.M.? I was unaware that such an organization exsisted." he began. "And if you are so uber powerful, why do you need our help? And for what purposes?" the Sith Lord asked.

If they were stronger than LASOOF, then they wouldn't be coming to them for help. Darth Rowen felt a trap.

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

The round, short, bubbling thing laughed and spun around in the air. He seemed to be up to something.

"Mewhehehehe... Do you know about us? We're not quite evil like you... we're more about... heheheheheh, oh, what does it matter?"

The round, short, bubbly person floated up in front of Rowen.

"Your questions are not important! We will aid you in destroying the ones called 'Super Kimi' and 'Wonder Sama', but you'll have to do something for us in return to help us! Does that sound good to yo~ou?"

Spoony's Office

Sama shook his head. "I don't think it's that Mr. Clean guy. This factory used to be used for cleaning products, then it was a sewage treatment plant, and then they turned it into a resturant... but everybody who ate there got sick... no clue why."

Sama shrugged. "Should we check it out, Spoony?"

Teh Bedroom

"Yeah, I guess you're right" Tazzy sighed as she took a large bite of her egg. "I don't really feel anything in the flan either, it's just... I still feel like something's wrong." She took another large bite, and when she did so the hollow egg broke into a few peices causing the toy that was inside to fall onto the floor. She picked it up, and upon inspecting it saw that it was a ______ ((because I have never eaten nor seen a Kinder egg, I have no idea what kind of toy is inside of them. XD )). Tazzy put it to the side and continued talking.

"But still... even if there isn't anything majorly wrong happening, shouldn't there still be some sort of bad thing happening right now? Maybe someone's cat is stuck in a tree, or some evil man stole candy from a baby..." Tazzy sighed and plopped down on Crystal's bed. "Or maybe I'm just bored because all the excitement from finding the shards and saving Teh Universe is gone..."

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

Rowen held out a hand in front of him. He had a hunch about this guy, and his so called organization. But he kept those thoughts to himself.

"That Depends." he said slowly. "What exactly must we do for you?" Rowen asked. Again he was no fool, and already a plan began to form in his head.

-Teh Town. Prof. AGoI's Lab-

Prof. AGoI breathed deeply, holding his Spork Keyblade towards his opponent, Random Sporkbot Level 2.

The scientist's Custard powers had been going on the blink lately. He was having trouble focusing, and he seemed to be getting weaker. He was having trouble transmitting himself into a television, and had stopped doing that entirely, growing afraid he wouldn't be able to get out.

"What's wrong with me? It's like my Custard powers are seeping away...I still have my Magic though..." AGoI thought, shaking his head, firing a Blizzard at the Sporkbot, finishing it off before it could attack.

"You're right," Eggman's voice sounded suddenly into the room, "Your Custard power is definately decreased from your last time in here. You sure you were at your fullest?"

AGoI sighed, wiping some sweat from his brow, "Positive...I channeled my Custard to it's full extent."

"Well I don't know what's happening. Maybe you just need some rest," Eggman answered.

-Teh Town Streets-

Two figures walked down the streets of Teh Town. Teh Town had changed, partially thanks to to T.H.E.M. T.H.E.M. had, in a botched effort to take over Rapid Island by bringing people to their side, created various robots to help keep peace. Once they abandonded that plan, they saw no reason to deactive the robots. So Teh Town was kept relatively safe.

One of the figures was large, dressed in a shabby cloak, his hair and beard a mess. He was the original Custard-I, Mr. Pibb.

Next to him was his student, a clone of Sama known as Wonder Hammah. Together, they were heading towards AGoI's lab.

"...Pibb-sensei," Hammah spoke up, looking upwards, "Are you sure the Professor needs our help?"

"Yes," Pibb answered, "His...powers, are not true Custard powers. They will fade away, and so will he, unless we can help him reveal his true Custard powers. His are merely a borrowed source."

"Well I hope brother and Jack are having some good luck..."

-Teh City Airspace-

Jimi and Jack Spicer flew into Teh City, Jack grumbling about being forced into helping, Jimi straightening his scythe, looking around as they landed in the streets.

"Kimi's close by..." Jimi muttered.

"How can you tell?" Jack wondered.

"Call it a six sense. Since we're clones and all," the clone shrugged, "Come on, Mr. Pibb said we need to stay with the good Flan-I."

"No, he said you had to stay with the good Flan-I, and you and Hammah said if I didn't help, you'd kick me out," Jack retorted.

"Whatever," Jimi sighed, rolling his eyes, "I just hope Alex doesn't show up...I don't want to face him again!"

What is inside a Kinder Egg :3

Teh Bedroom

Crystal looked from Tazzy to her own toy; a small airplane that was in about ten or so pieces....Certainly a choaking hazard...She looked down to Tazzy's which was a plump hippo dressed in a costume.Crystal looked at it for a second and laughed "I'll trade you...I hate putting these things together."

She dropped the pieces of the airplane in front of Tazzy and plopped backwards onto her bed. She stared at the celing for a few seconds. "Yeah...It does seem sorta quiet....Usually CHoW or Coojie is up to something..." The pink clad Flan-I sat up and looked to her best friend. "Wait....Are we complaining about peace?" She hopped up from her bed and walked to her closet. Once inside she pulled out her pink cloak and clipped it into place with a heart.

"Maybe we should just check up on everything, just to be sure. Then we'll be able to relax more."

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

The stranger in the hood and cloak grinned. "Heh... Rowen, you're a powerful guy I'm sure. My boss would like to meet you, he'd like to help you. We'll talk about what YOU have to do for us later. First... why don't you accept our help and I'll send someone to deal with Kimi and Sama. Whatddiya say?"

Teh Town: Professor AGoI's Lab

Bang! Bang!

Someone was knocking on the door. Who was this someone? That's a good question. You'll have to open the door.

Spoony's Office

"Kimi... seriously, I think I know where your manga is." Sama told her, nodding. "I'm sure of it! And it's probably not even a trap... or maybe it is. But, we never do get much vacation time anyway."

-Teh Town: Prof. AGoI's Lab-

AGoI sighed, walking up to the door, his Keyblade in his left hand. He didn't open the door, but clicked a few buttons by the door, turning it transperant to him, but not to the person outside.

He was an evil genius...He wasn't about to open his door to anyone!

-Teh City Streets-

"HEY KIMI!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Jimi shouted, very loudly, scaring several people and causing Jack to fall to the ground, holding his ears.

"I thought you could find her!" Jack shouted back.

"Eh," Jimi shrugged, "This is easier."

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

After thinking it over Rowen finally gave him. "Fine. Take me to your leader. I am actually interested in meeting him as well."

Rowen grinned, this would be a blast, and the end for those heroes. "Let's go."

Spoony's Office

"I guess it's better than not trying at all." Kimi admitted. "If that's what you're sure of, Sama, then I believe in you! Now, let's--"

Then, Jimi shouted fromt he skies, and, being Kimi's clone, he was pretty loud. Kimi's ear twitched.

"Eh, whaaaaaat?"

Across The Street From Spoony's Office

Two unknown figures were hiding out in a resturant. They ate flan and chit chatted for a while, but then one of them noticed Kimi and Sama and elbowed the other one.

"Ain't that them?"

"Oh shoot! We almost missed 'em! Well, let's get this done!"

The two unknown figures raised their hands and held up strange orbs of light. They started chanting in a very weird language.

"Mobi Kobi Mimi Zomi!"

There was a bright flash from the orbs and lasers shot right out the window and towards Spoony's Office. When they hit the walls, they exploded in a giant puff of flames and smoke.

Sama yelped and fell backwards. "What the heck was that!?"

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

The robed figure shook his head. "Heheheh... forget it. You don't have to meet him yet. Right now... let's just focus on destroying your enemies!"

The figure floated around in the air. "Do you know where your enemies ARE?"

Teh Town: Prof. AGoI's Lab

On the other side of the door was a man with a bald head, a thick mustache and a very big nose. He grinned like a fiend and waved to the Professor -- apparently he knew what was going on, even though the door still looked solid on his end.

"I would like to have a few words with you. Mr. Spork person who is custardy."

Spoony's Office

Super Kimi inhaled. But she wasn't just breathing in-- she had to lean back Matrix-style before letting out a huge gust of super-powered air pressure. She blew at the fire and smoke, hopefully putting them out and revealing the people looking to attack them.

HA's Basement

As the story progressed with the heroes that were Super Kimi, Wonder Sama, Crystal Rose, Tazzy and others, HA the Flantom was currently... Not exactly being a Flantom. Actually, he was no longer a flantom, having been turned back into a humanoid version of himself after kinda, sorta maybe reversing his death. Or bringing him to life. Or creating a new body...

Which was it again?

Ah what the heck.

At this moment, Ha the Flantom could not care less about peace or war in the world. Well, if there was a war he'd be there in a second, but peace made him lazy, slow and somewhat jelly-like. So here he was, lounging in his basement and constantly tapping the Flan Orb and turning himself from a flantom to a human, then back to flantom, then back to human, then back to flantom...

He was bored.

And he predicted that he was going to be bored for quite a while as well. Darnit, everyone was busy and there was no one to fight. Even Crystal Rose, probably one of the closest people to his skill in the current surroundings, had decided not to fight HA lately. Something about HA being "a meanie and a slavedriver". Aren't they supposed to keep themselves in shape? HA scoffed to himself playing easily with the Flan Orb, bouncing it from one hand to another with his Flan-I powers.

He needed something to do and DESPERATELY, but when it came to peace, the only thing he could think about was lounging around all day and poking his TV with Flan-I powers hoping it would explode.

Yep. He was DEFINITELY bored all right.

-Teh Town: Prof. AGoI’s Lab-

“Who is that? Eggman’s long lost cousin?” AGoI wondered to himself, pressing a button as the slid door opened.

“What do you want?” he asked, eyes narrowed. He wasn’t in a very good mood.

-Teh Town Streets-

Mr. Pibb stopped suddenly, frowning, and taking on a puzzled expression.

“What’s wrong?” Hammah asked.

“I feel…a disturbance…We must hurry!” Mr. Pibb shouted, breaking into a run now, followed by Hammah.

-Teh City Streets-

“AHHH!!!” Jack screamed, flying on top of a roof top.

Jimi narrowed his eyes and floated downwards, towards the people who had fired the beams.

“Hey, you!” he shouted.

Spoony's Office

It didn't seem that either Kimi nor Sama noticed that Spoony left an actual spoon in his seat for a while. Then suddenly, the spoon fell down and Spoony was once again the one in the TV monitor.

"What was all of that, guys, I had to go to the bathr-- holy mother of all that is chocolate! What the heck did you guys do to my office? I know I'm never over there, but that's no excuse to start blowing things up!"

Teh town streets
KA-BOOOM!!!!1

Hammah got squrited with some sprite, and a small giggle was herd.

It was Sailor N.

Sailor N had wached MythBusters last night, and learned that soda, when mixed with mentos, could make a soda explosion.

Knowing this, and being a prankster, SN had bought some soda, mentos, and went looking for a target to shoot.

She wanted to pratice on a running target, so she fired away.

L.A.S.O.O.F. HQ

Darth Rowen had a look of disgust on his face. "I am insulted. You must not know who I am. Of course I know where they are." he lied. "I am a Sith, so I'll find them."

Darth Rowen reached out with the Flan. He reached out with his senses, and he was able to literally feel Wonder Sama's presence. He grinned. "They are by the Spoon's Office in Teh City. Shall we go then Mister?" Rowen asked his name.

Spoony's Office

"Attention Super Kimi and Wonder Sama!" One of the cloaked persons yelled as he jumped out of the small ice cream shop and yelled loudly. "I'm the person who is trying to kill you now!"

"Yeah, yeah, we wanna kill ya!" The other one added lamely.

"Shut up," The first one yelled at the other, then he returned his eyes to Kimi and Sama. "Anyway! If you want your manga back... well, too bad! We're keeping it!"

"Yeah, but we're not doing this to keep you unsuspecting of some doomsday plan!" The second added.

"DUDE! What the heck!? Why would you say that?"
"What? I said we're not."
"That's so obvious that we are!"
"Well it is now! Geez!"

Sama scratched the back of his neck. "Kimi... how come we always get attacked by idiots?"

Teh Town: Prof. AGoI’s Lab

"You are The Professor who is The Spork, are you not?" The small man asked with a wide grin. "I would like very much to help you. Yes... that's what I'd like to do."

He rubbed his hands together. "Do you have any soda?"

Spoony's Office

Super Kimi stomped on a brick, crumbling it to dust.

"Listen, you morons!" She shouted to the two new enemies. "You're obviously no match for me, so why don't you just give up and tell me where my manga is before I rip off your arms and use them as chopsticks to eat your brains!"

Teh Bedroom

Tazzy pocketed her new airplane puzzle thingamajig and turned to Crystal with a smile on her face. "Yeah.... just to make sure nothing's up." She stood up to stand next to her friend. "Let us be off, then!"

((sorry, short post. ^^; ))

Teh Bedroom

Crystal nodded and left the bedroom leading to the long hallway. Though she wasnt sure where to start exactly she did know that HA was nearby.Maybe he could help them....That or know where trouble was so they would have something to do.....

Soon enough the two girls had arrived to HA's home which consisited of a large basement. She did not really like the dark creepy place, so instead of walking down into the horribly yucky darkness she stood at the door and shouted down.

HA's Basement

"OH HA! I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE!" Crystal shouted "Come on up here okies?!" The Flan-I placed her hands on her hips.

-Outside Spoony’s Office-

Jimi smirked, turning around and waving to Kimi.

“Yo Kimi. Long time no see. Don’t worry, I’m on a mission to help you actually. I’ll explain later, but first, why don’t I help you with these guys?” Jimi grinned madly.

“After all, I’d hate for someone to steal my manga…” Jimi turned back to the two people, and cracked his knuckles. Never mind the fact Jimi hadn’t had much manga…

-Teh Town Streets-

Hammah, being Hammah, would have succumbed to the mentos/soda attack, but a Custard Saber whizzed on, and the attack was stopped by Mr. Pibb.

“I do not have time to deal with a prankster,” Pibb said, his voice lower then normal, looking right towards Sailor N, showing off his aura. He was the original Custard-I, so that was impressive in itself.

“So leave us be unless you wish to lose a leg,” Pibb finished, grabbing Hammah by the hand and hurrying off.

-Teh Town: Prof. AGoI’s Lab-

“…Help me? With what?” AGoI asked, peering towards the strange man. “And soda? I think I have some Pibb in the freezer…Maybe some Cola.”

???

"For a long time I have searched for them... Now at last, I have found it; and I will find them: even if it means destroying this city!"

"You're going to destroy Teh City?"

"Why not? Who needs a city!? I want to make sure this horror is not allowed to continue! I'll not allow this horror to be allowed! That's something I won't allow!"

"Yeah, we got it sir."

There was a very odd spaceship floating towards Teh City . . . it was round, red and very bright.

Outside Spoony’s Office

Sama sweat dropped. "How come everyone has to try to kill us every day?" Sama sighed.

The two people looked over at the group in front of Spoony's office.

"You! We have very good reason to believe that you're going to try to stop us!"
"Well they want to NOW that we've attacked them, idiot!"
"SHUT UP!"

Teh Town: Prof. AGoI’s Lab

The person grinned and shook his head.

"Help what? Don't you know? I want to help you achieve your goals... whatever those are... and then you can help me achieve my goals." The person looked very suspicious.

"But first I need some cola. It's important!"

-Teh Town: Prof. AGoI’s Lab-

“What I want…what do I want nowadays?” AGoI wondered to himself, then put that thought aside. He’s philosophize later.

“Fine…Spork Bot 42!” AGoI shouted, as a Spork Bot appeared, “Get me a Cola and a Pibb. Now!”

“Yes sir!” the robot said, saluting, then walking off, returning very quickly with the sodas. AGoI handed the strange man the Cola, then drank some of the Pibb himself.

“You got your Cola,” AGoI said, “Now clarify. What do you want?”

-Teh City: Outside Spoony’s Office-

“Ha!” Jimi shouted, punching forward and sending out a pillar of fire from his right hand, surprising Jimi himself.

“Wow! That did increase my power!” Jimi whistled lightly, not referring to what it was exactly.

Teh Town Streets

The aura had piquied Sailor N's interest, not discourage it, and Sailor N took this as a challange.

After all, it was the logical thing to do right?

Sailor N would have run off and try to learn more about his aura via books, and she would have.

If she had any logic at all.

"Tee-hee, so you wanna play? Ok then!" She giggled, and stealthly, but quickly followed Hamma and Dr. Pibb, all the while making weird noises.

Meeeerp!

-Teh Town Streets-

Pibb sighed, pausing and turning around.

“Hammah…go on ahead and retrieve the Spork,” Pibb said quietly, Hammah nodding and running off.

Pibb stood still, eyes closed, letting the Custard flow through him and his surroundings.

Suddenly, without warning, he appeared behind Sailor N, and jabbed her on the head with the butt of one of his many Custard Sabers, in order to knock her out.

“I can not have any unnecessary witnesses…” he said softly.

Teh Town Streets

Sailor N was jabbed, but she didin't seem to care.

Infact, she was grinning from ear the ear.

"Hee hee...I just figured you were going on a walk...but if you were going some where secret...I gotta tell Master Rose this!" She said, completly oblioves to the fact she was in a tight spot, and anyone with logic would run away scared stiff if they didn't have any mean of protecting themselves.

But as stated before, Sailor N had no logic at all.

So she striked back with a swip, using her flansaber.

HA's Basement

As Crystal Rose decided to give HA a visit, he decided to play a little game himself. Everybody knew that HA lived in his basement: It was always dark, gloomy, creepy... And as HA himself put it, "Great beyond belief". So even while he had his house with normal bedrooms, bathrooms and a kitchen above him, he still preferred the basement, So usually, when you went to visit HA, you walked through the front door and you went to the basement, because that is where you would always find him. Never even bother using a doorbell or knocking on the door: It's pretty much useless.

But the basement wasn't always dark: HA liked to watch TV in his basement and played with his often strange wnd weird toys that he randomly invented. Therefore, he needed LOTS of light in his basement. But HA, being HA, turned off all of those lights just as Crystal Rose was coming to see him, just to add to the mystery and the suspence of the moment.

... There was a miniature problem with it however. HA was sleepy and bored, so guess what happens when you turn out the lights?

The moment Crystal Rose entered HA's basement, the first thing she heard was mechanical whirring of some kind... And snoring. HA actually fell asleep while in the middle of his "prank" and was currently dreaming of puffy clouds, flying and massive explosions that set the clouds on fire...

And so, the basement was full of evenly three sounds: The mechanical whirring of some contraption, snoring... And what sounded like a monkey somewhere in the basement.