Yes, today is the one year anniversary when Super Jimi and Wonder Llama hit the scene. I figured it my duty to write this little ‘birthday special’ for the two clones.

This is in Script Form, as a salute to the old time Super Kimi and Wonder Sama stories.

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(The scene is set, two teenage boys are sitting on two comfortable chairs, a third chai in front of them, currently empty. The first boy wears a lot of green, has a headband around his forehead, and a scythe of hair. The second has incredibly messy, reddish/blonde hair. The lights go up, illuminating the two now.)

Jimi: Hello and welcome! Today is March 15th, 2007. This means three things for history.

Hammah: One, ‘Beware the Ides of March,’ the day where it is said Julius Caesar was murdered by excessive use of pencils.

Jimi: (Looks towards Hammah, wondering how he knew that, then continued.) It is also the first day teh SRB is celebrating FMA Day.

Hammah: Ooooh! Two acronym’s in that sentence!

Jimi: Yes…And thirdly…It is, in fact, the one year point of our birthday. Yes, Hammah and I are in fact, one years old. Need proof?



Hammah: Ahhh…Remember way back when? I was a llama then! Bah!

Jimi: I do! Now why don’t we see a bit of a clip from back then, shall we Hammah?

(The room grows dark again, and a screen appears on the wall facing the audience. A few numbers appear, counting down, then the clip starts…)

In an evil laboratory with a satelite on the roof, next to a lake, the evil Professor AGoI is sitting on a stool. He is facing a table, and he has lab equipment set up. On the table is a big pie, next to a tomato. There are weird tubes hooked into the pie and tomato -- and he is doing something to them.

AGoI: Yes . . . Yes . . . soon, I will have created the ultimate super villain duo! And then, Teh City will belong TO ME, AGodofIrony -- THE GREAT SPORK! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HOHOHOHOHOHOHO! (cough) Man... evil laughs make your lungs hurt.

Jimi: Here we are, when Prof. AGoI first ‘creates’ us out of a pie and a tomato.

Hammah: Hmm…Ketchup!

Jimi: Let’s see a few more! How about when we first hit the scene?

(The TV shows us the living room of the K Tower, and Kimi is attempting to hear an interview with Rita Skeeter.)

Rita Skeeter: Now . . . How does it FEEL to be the Super hero?

Kimi: Well --

Suddenly the window bursts open, and two strange people fly in. One is an animal, and the other is a young guy in green and blue like Kimi.

Kimi: What dah...?

Guy in Green and Blue: I'm Super JIMI; we've come to take over your house. And this is my sidekick; Llama.

Sama: LLama? Oh please. What can a Llama do?

Llama: (The Llama activates a flansaber with his mouth and FLIES at Sama and tries to slash him up.)

Sama: THE SIDEKICK CAN FLY!? Oh that is SO NOT FAIR!

Super Jimi: You're mine, Kimi! Or should I say, 'Yesterday's News!'

Rita Skeeter: Actually she's 'Tomorrow's News', cause that's when my article comes out.

Jimi: Boo! (He takes a deep breath and then releases it at Rita; the wind is so powerful it blows her out the window, into the bay.)

Kimi: Wind Breath?

Jimi: Yes, and... (He tickles his nose) A... Ahh... ACHOO! (He sneezes so hard the entire building shakes like an earthquake)

Kimi: Earthquake Sneezes?! You're just a big copy cat with slightly different powers!

Jimi: And I'm a dude.

Kimi: Yeah, dat too. Sama! Let's get these wannabes!

Sama: Yeah! (Sama takes his flansaber and starts fighting Llama. Llama goes high, Sama goes low -- but Sama gets hit and falls down.) OUCH KA BIBBLE!

Joha: Don't worry, I can whack the fuzzy evil Llama!

KA-THOCK!

Llama: Baaaaahhh! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Bah Bah Bah! Baahhhh!

Jimi: Yeah... but so what if she's tough? We can beat her!

Crystal Rose: (Watching TV)

Kimi: I gotcha Jimi! (She tickles her nose) ACHOO! (She shoots a ice sneeze; but Jimi shoots a wind breath attack and knocks the ice shards back at Kimi) Owwie! That's SHARP YOU JERK!

Crystal Rose: Should I beat them now?

Sama: Yes please Master.

Crystal Rose: Sure. (She pulls out her green flansaber and jumps; she easily cuts Llama's flansaber in half, and then she shoots lightning at Jimi)

Jimi: Ow, Ow, OW, OWW! Llama, tacticle retreate! (Jimi and Llama fly out the window and escape)

Kimi: Thanks CR.

Crystal Rose: No problem.

Sama: Who were those weirdos?

Kimi: ... Copies of us?

(The lights fade back on, and Jimi and Hammah seem to be laughing.)

Hammah: Bah! Ahh…I remember being a llama…

Jimi: All to true. Of course, why is this thing being typed? For all intensive purposes, we were suppose to be one time characters. What changed?

Hammah: I know! Doujinshi Chronicles Role Play came into being, and AGoI signed up for it, and you and I, still a llama, were supportives!

Jimi: So it seems! Though I noticed he spelled my name wrong then…:heh:

Hammah: As the RP progressed, I got turned into a human by Hannibal Roy Bean, for reasons that remain unknown since the RP was, sadly, never finished.

Jimi: AGoI tells us though, that it was merely an idea he had and couldn’t really think of anything in particular. He considered maybe using Jusenkyo water, but the Moby Morpher seemed best.

Hammah: Plus, I can actually talk instead of just saying ‘bah’!

Jimi: Exactly! Later, however, we appear again in “The Inevitable Time Travel Episode,” where Kimi takes us out and that’s all we’re in it! However, it was great to have that cameo! Now, this was before Hammah became human.

Hammah: Also, we appear in the Professor’s part of helping to put the Universe back together in ‘The Professor: Endless Desert.’ It’s the first time I show up in a SK&WS fic as a human too!

Jimi: Yup! We also get a sort of spin-off written by AGoI, depicting some adventures of ours in a different town, where we find out a lot of strange things and meet new friends.

Hammah: We also meet Mr. Pibb, the Original Custard-I and yet another addition to the completely original cast of Super Kimi and Wonder Sama universe!

Jimi: Of course! Until us, the characters in Super Kimi and Wonder Sama were ‘based’ off of teh Rapid Board’s Forum goers. We were the first two, and then later, Cojo brought in a few, as Lorian Saurono, the evil genius who lives with his mom, Lorian’s mom, Azmural, and more revealed in the still ongoing SK&WS RP.

Hammah: Of course, there are also Master Soda, a.k.a. Pepper, and Mr. Pibb, the Original Flan-I and Custard-I, respectively.

Jimi: Pepper was created by GS, the creator of the Super Kimi and Wonder Sama stories, and Pibb was created by AGoI, as currently his character was the only one who used Custard. What their origins are and how they knew each other in the past is still a mystery…

Hammah: So it is our birthday, the first completely original cast members of Super Kimi and Wonder Sama! We went from one time gags to being evil sidekicks! But what about the other clones, like Diamond Lily, and Jomohanna?

Jimi: That’s a secret! And maybe some more, ‘evil’ clones as well…But ssh, the Professor told us not to spill any secrets.

Hammah: True! Now, interviews! First up, Super Kimi, the heroine of the stories, and the person my brother here is cloned from!

(A spotlight plays on someone off stage, then Kimi comes flying in, sitting on the other comfy chair, finishing off a slice of cake.)

Jimi: Thanks for joining us Kimi.

Kimi: Meh, you gave me cake! And you are my clone after all.

Hammah: So, Kimi, what’s it like having a clone?

Kimi: What’s it like being a clone?

Jimi: Touché Kimi. But, what was your reaction when you first met us?

Kimi: First I was surprised, then happy, since you blew Rita out of the window! Then I was angry, of course. I mean, who would want to suddenly find out they’ve been cloned? How did he get the DNA anyways?

-Flashback!-

AGoI: I knew that free cake and free potato tables right outside the K Tower would bring Kimi and Sama here! Now I have some DNA samples!

(AGoI holds up two plates and runs off, cackling madly.)

-End flashback-

Kimi: So that’s why the cake and potato stands were there…But what about Rose and Joha?

Jimi: Got Rose’s sample by using a giant, fluffy stuffed animal that read ‘Huggle Me’ and pictures of Roy to get Joha’s.

Kimi: Should have guessed!

Jimi: So Kimi, what do you consider us as? Evil? Misunderstood? Insane?

Kimi: You’re my clone, and Hammah’s Sama’s clone. You can’t be all bad. I’ll just keep kicking your butt until you either become good or stop!

Jimi: (Jimi looks a bit nervous, coughs, then continues.) Okay then…Well, now for our next guess…Wonder Sama!

(Kimi flies off the chair and Sama walks in, tripping once while climbing up, but getting back up quickly enough and sitting down on the chair.)

Hammah: Hi Sama!

Sama: Hey Hammah!

Jimi: Hammah is Sama’s ‘evil clone.’ So, Sama, same question as Kimi. What do you think of your clone?

Sama: Well…at first I didn’t like him. He was a llama, and he could fly! I was jealous…of the flying part, not the llama part. That freaked me out, to be honest. But he became human later, and was actually able to talk…In DC I started treating him as a sort of brother, even though Kimi didn’t think I should…

Jimi: True. And since Hammah is human now, he acts a lot more like you, and looks a lot more like you, then I do with Kimi.

Sama: She is Kimi after all. The one and only.

Hammah: Got a point there!

(Sama now gets up and leaves, tripping once again but without many people noticing.)

Jimi: We considered interviewing the Professor, but he’s busy writing something…I’m getting a weird feeling here Hammah.

Hammah: It’ll pass.

(Jimi shrugs, then looks around, wondering if anything bad is going to happen.)

Jimi: Well, that’s it! Just a mini fic thingy to celebrate the wonders of the Super Kimi and Wonder Sama universe.

(The lights go out, and that is all…)

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A.N. Whoop! I’ve been writing this off and on for the past couple days, went and made sure I had all my facts straight with the dates and such. Hope you like this little thing.

Needs more Rikku™ :p

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But seriously, nice and entertaining! Good Job!

XD Terrfic!

Darn! I didn't even realize it was their birthday... I've gotta do something for those two! :p