Hehehe...This is one of those 'projects' I had been hinting about in Chatty Chat...the other thing I'm working on is still a LONG time in production.
Hope you guys enjoy!
Teh RapidBoard Girls
Episode 2: Chemical CUSTARD
On the last of time of Teh Rapidboard Girls, Crystal Rose, Kimi, and Joha had flown back home from the neighbors, thinking the government spies were spying on the Professor.
“Professor!” Crystal shouted as the three young girls flew in, startling AGoI, who dropped a test tube, as it exploded in a mini blast of doom, killing thousands of germs.
“What?” AGoI wondered, spinning around in his chair, seeing the frightened faces of the girls.
“Theneighborsareevilspiesofthemilitaryandwethinkthey’respyingonyouanddoyouhaveanycakeI’mreallyhungry
so-” Kimi began, shouting very loudly and not taking any breaths.
“Slow down Kimi! The neighbors aren’t spying on me. Why, they gave me this delicious jello mold while you three were eating…Say, you three were spying on them when you were suppose to be eating breakfast, weren’t you?” AGoI said, standing from his chair, “Tsk, tsk girls. You know you shouldn’t use your powers for spying!”
The jello mold, as AGoI spoke of it, was indeed on the counter, some of it eaten, a spork laying beside it, and a large camera was implanted in it, with a little red light on it.
“But, but,” Joha began, but was shushed by the Professor.
“Now follow me girls! Today you start school!” AGoI shouted triumphantly, heading into the hallway. Three school bags were seated there, one green, one pink, and the other purple.
“School?” Kimi wondered, “But I want to stay home and watch cartoons and eat cake!”
“Nonsense! School is essential for young girls and boys!” the Professor grinned, handing them each their bags, and then a lunch box to go with them.
“Oohhh…is there cake in it?” Kimi wondered, peering at the lunchbox.
“That’s for lunch Kimi,” AGoI said, then opened the door, heading to the car and then driving the young girls to school, despite their protests.
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On the large observatory over the volcano in Dah City, Mojo Potatoes and Hell Avatar were having a heated discussion.
“I thought you said you knew how to awaken this ‘Supreme Warrior’,” Avatar shouted, fire billowing around him.
“Well I forgot, since I found the All Potato Channel, which the channel number is 20705 on the satellite, which is a dish found on the roofs of buildings that allows people to-”
“I know what a satellite is!” Avatar shouted, getting very angry, “Well do you have a back up plan?”
“Of course I do! I am Mojo Potatoes, by which I mean that is my name, it is what people refer to me as, it’s-”
“People will refer to you as the late Mojo Potatoes if you don’t just be quiet and tell me the plan!” Hell Avatar roared.
“Fine! All I require is pie, a headband, a can of tomato sauce, and…CHEMICAL CUSTARD!” Mojo Potatoes shouted, using a flashlight under his face when saying the last ingredient.
“Fine!” Avatar shouted, “I’ll be back shortly!”
With that, he vanished in a puff of smoke, leaving Potatoes by himself.
“I am alone now, which means no one else is around, thus meaning I can do what I want, since there is no one here but me and that means I can watch the Potato Channel again…” Mojo Potatoes grinned, then headed for the TV.
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“Good morning class! My name is Ms. Tazzy, and I’m introducing myself because we have three new students today!” the teacher smiled to the kindergarten class, “Class, please welcome Kimi, Crystal Rose, and Joha! Why don’t you three introduce yourselves?”
“My name is Kimi!” Kimi shouted, grinning widely, “I love cake and I can fly-”
“-kites! She loves to…fly kites…” Crystal Rose muttered, elbowing her sister, “Shush…don’t you remember? The Professor told us to keep quiet about our powers for now.”
“Eheheheh…I wasn’t paying attention. I was thinking about cake…” Kimi muttered, “Ummm…I love cartoons!”
“My name is Joha!” Joha said now, stepping forward, “I like surfing!”
“I am Crystal Rose. You can just call me Crystal,” Crystal Rose said, nodding to the class.
“And you three are all sisters?” Ms. Tazzy asked, and the three girls nodded, “Very good! You three can take the desk over there.”
Kimi, Crystal and Joha headed to the desk and sat down…Today was going to be an odd day…
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“Five dollars and fifty cents please,” a bored cashier muttered, a nervous looking Avatar digging through his pockets, a pie, headband, and can of tomato sauce placed into a bag.
Finding not even a penny, Avatar looked up, then frowned.
“I’m an evil being of Hell and I have fire powers…Why am I paying for them?” he wondered, then proceeded to laugh, grab the bag, then disappear in a puff of fire.
“…Clean up, aisle three…Clean up, aisle three,” the cashier yawned.
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“Next on the all Potato Channel, we’ll discuss how to make animal shaped French fries!” the TV blared in the observatory, as Avatar appeared again, placing the bag on the counter.
“Alright Potatoes! I got the headband, pie, and can of tomato sauce. Now where am I going to find any Chemical Custard?” Avatar demanded.
Their was no answer, oddly enough, and Avatar stalked forward, seeing his fellow evil person gazing at the TV with rapt attention.
“…” Avatar commented, then snapped his fingers, and the TV exploded.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Potatoes suddenly shouted, “The TV exploded, which means I will not be able to watch it, and then I can not see the Potato Channel, for the TV is no longer operational, and such I-” Potatoes began, but got cut off.
“Potatoes…Where will I find any Chemical Custard?” Avatar demanded rudely.
Potatoes paused, then grinned wickedly, “Chemical Custard can be found at Dah City’s lab, guarded only by one security guard!”
“Convenient…Come on, you’re coming with me,” Avatar said, grabbing Potatoes, and they both disappeared in a puff of smoke.
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The security guard was watching a TV when Avatar and Potatoes appeared, looking up from the race, then crying out in shock, pulling out his stun gun.
“Freeze!” he shouted, jumping up and pointing the stun gun, “I am the security guard Phazon! No one will get past me!”
Avatar smirked, stepping forward, flames rushing around him.
“I’ll deal with this guy,” he smiled, looking ready for a fight, “You go get that Chemical Custard…”
Potatoes nodded and ran forward, being covered by a wall of fire, Phazon’s stun gun unable to blast through it.
“Now…” Avatar grinned, “Let’s have some fun…”
As Avatar and Phazon dueled, Potatoes scampered down the hallway, then headed through the door which read ‘Dangerous Food Based Chemicals.’
Moving away some of the poisonous Chemical Spinach and Chemical Asparagus he found what he was looking for…CHEMICAL CUSTARD!
“I have found what I was looking for, which is CHEMICAL CUSTARD, because that is what I intended to find and so I needed to get for my evil plan because it is a necessary part of-” Potatoes started, then stopped, suddenly flinching, then realized Avatar was not here to hurt him right now.
Shrugging, he ran down the hallway, though remembered to grab and extra bottle, just in case.
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As Potatoes came back into the main room, Avatar was just finishing off Phazon, sending a wave of heat, sending the security guard right into Potatoes!
“Ahhhh!” Potatoes shouted, being knocked over, one of the bottles flying up into the air, then crashing over Phazon’s head, shattering and getting the Chemical Custard all over the guard and knocking him out.
Grunting, Potatoes got out from under Phazon, then ran up to Avatar, holding the other bottle triumphantly.
Acting quickly before Potatoes could begin monologuing, he grabbed the fellow evil doer and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
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Kimi grumbled, poking at her meal, which unfortunately contained no sweets.
“The Professor didn’t pack me any cake in my lunch!” Kimi sniffed, crossing her arms over her chest, glaring at the offending green lunchbox.
“I hate to agree with the Professor on this, but there is more then cake as food,” Joha said, munching her sandwich, “And he can cook…These sandwiches are pretty good.”
Kimi sighed, then proceeded to try her meal. Maybe a bagged lunch wasn’t so bad after all…
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“Cancel my appointments! No, reschedule them! Then I want a double decaf mocha latte coffee with extra cream and dehydrated corn syrup!” a young man said, sitting in a large chair, grinning, “Ahhh, being the mayor sure is swell!”
Playing around with a spoon, he paused, then quickly scrambled out of the chair, looking sheepish as the real mayor entered the room.
“Were you pretending to be the mayor again, Aide Spoony?” the mayor wondered, getting only a small nod in response.
The mayor sighed as Spoony headed outside the office.
“That boy needs to get that silly idea out of his head…” the mayor sighed.
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A large vat was placed in the middle of the room in the observatory, Potatoes and Avatar tossing in the pie, headband, and can of tomato sauce.
Finally, Potatoes opened up the bottle of Chemical Custard, then poured it into the vat, laughing manically, while Hell Avatar merely watched on, thinking this was a load of stupidness.
The vat began to shake wildly, brilliant light erupting from it, causing even Avatar to step back.
Their was a muffled explosion, and three young boys now stood where the vat had been.
“Man, I could really go for some pie right now,” a boy dressed in green, a scythe of hair hanging over his eyes said, looking around.
A boy dressed in black with a red cape and red headband merely rolled his eyes, “Anywhere I can fight?”
The final boy was dressed in blue, and grinned evilly as he looked around, “Calm down you two. Let’s find out where we are. Who are you guys?”
“I am Hell Avatar, master of the underworld, lord of the flames and all things explosiony!” Avatar bellowed, fire racing around him.
“Cool…” the boy with the headband muttered.
“I am Mojo Potatoes, for that is what I have chosen to call myself and thus that is my name. It is what others refer to when they speak to me, and that is-” Potatoes began, but was cut off by Avatar yet again.
“So who are you three?” Avatar wondered, then look towards Potatoes, “And why did we make them?”
“My name is Rush!” the boy in blue grinned, floating into the air.
“Cojo,” the boy with the headband answered, a serious look on his face, as he to floated up.
“Jimi,” the guy in green answered, also floating up.
“Excellent! Now you can fight those pesky super powered girls, and we shall be able to take over Dah City!” Potatoes cackled, as Avatar caught on to the plan.
“I get it! We’ll fight super power with super power…” Avatar grinned. “Well then, my respect for you has grown a little bit. What’s the next phase?”
Potatoes grinned, then turned to the four others, a light in his eyes as he began to explain…
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Security guard Phazon got up slowly, a strange feeling coursing through him, rubbing his head as he looked around, scorch marks everywhere, his stun gun destroyed and laying beside him.
Checking himself, he realized he was unhurt, then headed for the phone.
“Ow!” Phazon shouted, hitting the desk and toppling over it, as he took a few steps forward.
“Geez…the desk must have gotten moved closer in the battle…” Phazon muttered, then frowned, looking back to where he was. It was more then a few steps away.
Glancing towards the phone, he picked it up and dialed, but stopped, the phone giving no dial tone. He glanced to the phone jack, and realized it had been melted.
“Great…Now I have to run down and tell my boss!” Phazon muttered, then headed for the door, suddenly slamming into it.
Muttering evilly at the door, he paused again, looking towards his desk. It was a good twenty feet away, at least. Yet he had covered that distance in no time at all…
Phazon looked downwards, holding up his hands.
“What happened to me…?”
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A.N. MUHAHAHAHA!!! Hope you guys liked this...<.<