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Title: The Custard-I Vengeance
Description: New Character. New Custard-I


AGodofIrony - April 2, 2007 04:37 AM (GMT)
After talking with Avenger29 some, and making sure it was okay with GS, I wrote this up, as I was hoping to get some more Custard-Is in the Super Kimi and Wonder Sama universe. Well, just read, and you'll find out!

The Adventures of Super Kimi and Wonder Sama!
The Custard-I Vengeance

A silent figure stood outside the green hills of Teh Town, clutching a ragged cape around his body, a scowl written across his face. He was tall, over six feet tall. A hood covered his face, red eyes from the darkness of the hood.

Fingering a strange device around his belt, the figure moved stealthily into Teh Town, towards two people who had an ability like he did…

The Lab of Prof. AGoI, a.k.a. Teh Evil Spork was the second most prominent building in Teh City, only the newly rebuilt Town Hall was larger, at least above ground. In the house/laboratory supported three permanent residents, and sometimes others as well.

Today, however, it was quiet, only the three usual residents were in there.

Prof. AGoI, and Wonder Hammah among them, two of the only currently three known Custard-Is around. The other was Super Jimi, who while used Custard to an extent, was not a Custard-I.

The three were taking a day off, as asked by Super Kimi earlier that day, and not delving into any evil plans. Besides, the three had recently gone on a candy run in Teh City, and were quite content.

“Jimi…Don’t eat all the Gummy Bears…” AGoI muttered, laying back in a chair, while Jimi was stuffing down some of the delicous gummy bears.

Hammah and AGoI were currently racing on Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. Teh Spork was obviously Metal Sonic, and Hammah was playing as Sonic.

They were basically a bunch of teenage boys on a day off. Even evil geniuses need some down time.

Unfortunately, that is not how their day would be, as the strange figure from earlier had made his way into Teh Town, and knocked on the door of Teh Evil Spork’s lair, and merely waited.

Jimi, since he wasn’t playing the video game right then, was delegated by his creator and ‘brother’ to answer the door. Floating up and headed to the door, pressing a button on it as the door went transparent for Jimi, but not the knocker of the door.

The tall, cloaked figure stood there, waiting silently, though impatiently. Wondering who it was, Jimi opened the door.

The red eyed man paused, staring up towards Jimi, a cold look in his eyes.

“You…I can feel the Custard in you, yet you are not a Custard-I…I must speak with the two in this dwelling…” the figure said slowly, his right hand fingering a device on his belt. “The two who are.”

Jimi scoffed, raising an eyebrow at the man, and then floated up so he was eye level with the man.

“And who do you think you are?” Jimi wondered, crossing his arms over his chest.

“That is none of your concern!” the man shouted, “I must speak with the ones who know the Custard!”

The clone growled, holding up his hand, fire spreading from it, “Fine…I’ll get the Professor and brother…But don’t think you can just boss me around!”

Jimi floated back to the living room, where AGoI stood triumphant in the race, doing a victory dance oddly enough.

“Ummm…Professor…There’s a guy at the door, asking for you and Hammah,” Jimi muttered, seeing his creator dance. It was pretty funny.

Teh Evil Spork paused in his dance, coughing, a bit embaressed, then turned his head towards the door, frowned, then stretched out with his Custard Powers.

Gasping, AGoI leapt over his chair then headed straight for the door, Hammah and Jimi sharing a glance, then followed suit.

Sliding to a stop, the scientist came in front of his door, the cloaked man staring at the younger Custard-I. This young man was taller then AGoI, who stood at a little over six feet tall. They both suddenly smiled.

“Another Custard-I…” AGoI muttered in wonder, “I thought I was the last natural one…No offense Hammah.”

“None taken,” Hammah shrugged, then looked towards the cloaked man, “So you’re a Custard-I? Neat! What‘s your favorite color?”

“So you do know what you are…” the man said quietly, “So you know what happened to the Custard-Is of old?” He neglected Hammah’s question of color preference.

“I do…” AGoI muttered, “Soda destroyed nearly all of them when Pibb wouldn’t join him…But why should it concern me? I had no relatives who were Custard-Is and died in the purge. My fight with the Flan-I is for different reasons.”

Red eyes glowed from beneath the tattered hood, the figure growing visibly angry, “That Flan-I slaughtered many great and noble thinkers! He was the original, their leader! How long until you think then he brings those other Flan-I to take you out?”

“You’re behind in the times,” AGoI laughed, “Soda is evil…None of the Flan-I that I know of follow him…And even if they did, they wouldn’t be able to defeat me.”

“Strong words coming from you…Let us see then!” the man cried out, flinging back his cloak, black hair now seen, blacker then AGoI’s dark hair. He pulled out a Custard Saber and flicked it on, it’s gray blade humming, and out from his sleeve floated a second saber, kept in the air with his Custard powers, also a gray.

AGoI leapt back, holding out his hand as a Keyblade appeared in it. It was his Spork Keyblade, the one he received when helping put Teh Universe back together.

“It looks like you use a technique like Pibb…” AGoI muttered, seeing the floating blade, “Interesting…”

Jimi and Hammah did not remain idle however, as they both stepped forward, Hammah flicking on his two Custard Sabers, though kept them in his hands, while Jimi floated upwards, fire burning in his fists.

“So you’ll rely on your cronies to fight for you? Ha!” the man laughed, shaking his head. “And Pibb? You’ve seen him?

Teh Evil Spork growled, focusing on his Custard powers.

“Jimi and Hammah are not cronies, or even sidekicks…They are…family to me…” AGoI muttered, “And I will fight you alone…And as for Pibb, I have…”

“Good…I’ll see if you truly are the second most powerful Custard-I around!” the cloaked man laughed, then stepped to the side suddenly, stabbing his saber into the wall, hitting a pipe.

The water heated up from his saber, and steam burst from the wall, and his floating saber hummed through it, coming at the scientist.

AGoI ducked and focused his magic, as the steam came at him.

“Blizzaga!” he shouted, freezing the steam into ice, though the cloaked man was not trapped in it, using the time to move out of the steam, and head outside into the sun, and a place to maneuver.

AGoI followed after him, keeping his Keyblade with him as he ran outside, then quickly rolled to the side, the man’s floating blade came down like a guillotine outside the door.

“Thundaga!” AGoI shouted, and lightning rain from the sky, but the red eyed Custard-I held up his saber, and it merely absorbed the blow.

“Come now, is that the best you got?” the man laughed, “Is this the true power of AGoI, Teh Evil Spork, who claims to rival the Spoon?”

Teh Evil Spork growled, standing up, then pointed his Keyblade towards the spiky haired Custard-I.

“Will you at least give me your name before I defeat you?” AGoI asked, taunting him, trying to buy some time.

The man laughed, holding up his saber as his floating one came around him again, “My name?…I discarded my old name, just like you did with your’s…I am Avenger, and I will return Soda’s kindness, and destroy every Flan-I…The Era of the Custard-I will rise…”

AGoI wavered. He didn’t like the Flan-I, but he had never seriously considered destroying them. To be honest, he thought they were mostly a good lot, once he began to know them from various evil plots. Still…

As he wavered, Avenger dashed forward, swinging his Custard saber in an arc, the floating one coming around for a back blow.

“I got you now!” Avenger shouted, “You can’t block me from both sides!”

“Reflect…” AGoI said quietly, and the spell activated, the sabers hitting the barrier, their energy being absorbed, then shot back at Avenger, sending the Custard-I flying backwards.

“I am AGoI…A.k.a. Teh Evil Spork, and second most powerful Custard-I in Teh Universe…” the scientist declared, stepping forward towards the bashed up figure of Avenger. “I am a Keyblade warrior…I can use both science and magic…Do not doubt my power.”

“Bah…you’re nothing but a mockery of the once great Custard-Is!” Avenger shouted, standing up slowly, a cold look in his eyes, “If you won’t help me defeat and destroy the Flan-I, then you must be an enemy…”

AGoI sighed, holding out his Keyblade, as it crackled with his Custard Energy, “No…You don’t understand…But you should…You are a Custard-I…We’re suppose to Understand and Know…”

Avenger merely glared, then turned away, stalking off from Teh Town, placing his sabers back on his belt. AGoI, Hammah, and Jimi watched him go.

“This isn’t over! You’ll realize I’m right!” Avenger shouted as he left, wounded, but still proud.

“Do you think he really meant that? Is he really going to try and destroy the Flan-I? Should we warn them?” Hammah wondered, looking up at the Professor.

“For once Hammah…I don’t know…” teh Evil Spork sighed, then turned back to the lab, “Besides…He’s hurt…He won’t be going after anyone until he heals…Now…”

The scientist turned back towards the house, a placid look on his face, “Let’s fix the pipe, then we’ll get back to our day off…”

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What do you think...?

sonic232 - April 2, 2007 04:59 AM (GMT)
I'm not too familiar with the Super Kimi & Wonder Sama stories, but that rocked XD

So many... Star Wars references... Oh god... *goes to see if he can't get caught up on the stories*

Avenger29 - April 2, 2007 05:25 AM (GMT)
Perfect. I see you added a little to it since I saw it too!

I just noticed how Xemnas-esque my guy is too. Thats always a good thing.

Once again, I salute you.

GoldenSama - April 2, 2007 08:55 PM (GMT)
V. Very interesting, AGOI! ^_^

I liked it a lot... and I also enjoy finding out stuff about the Custard-I.

As for the recent members who don't know much about SK&WS, tomorrow I will finish the reference guide, which will explain about all of the characters and all the major events so far, so, yeah, tomorrow you should be able to understand it better if you want to.

Heh... BTW, AGOI, I love the way in all of your stories you have some allusion to what's happening in my stories and thus create a timeline so people know when this stuff is happening. That's awesome! :3 Very smart of you.

Battle scene was cool. :3 I like fight scenes.

AGodofIrony - April 2, 2007 10:20 PM (GMT)
sonic232 - Yes, many Star Wars references in the Super Kimi and Wonder Sama stories! And trying to catch up on them? Good luck! They're really good!

Avenger29 - Hmmm...You're right, he is kinda Xemnas-esque! And yup, added some more stuff to it!

GoldenSama - Yay! Updated reference guide! And of course I need to have allusions for the timeline...That way things can make as much sense as possible in the SK&WSverse. And I had to be careful with the battle scene...Custard-Is don't flip around so much. :heh:

tailsonic15 - April 3, 2007 12:13 AM (GMT)
awesome. simply awesome.

Avenger29 - April 5, 2007 01:35 PM (GMT)
Just showed this to a few of my peeps at school. They loved it! I had to explain some stuff to them, but overall, they loved it.

Once again, amazing job holmes. Can't wait to see where you and GS take this.

AGodofIrony - April 6, 2007 07:41 AM (GMT)
PART II

Pibb's Plan

Pibb, unlike Pepper, taught the ways of the Custard to many people. Pepper only passed it on to his two students, Spoony and Phazon. Pibb told anyone who would listen.

Some people only learned a little of the Custard skill, while some trained and meditated, honing and developing their skills, seeking the wisdom that Pibb had found, who was always on the move with the Mystic Custard.

Avenger…he wasn’t even around when Pibb was trapped into the pocket dimension, and when the purges occurred. How then, did he learn the Custard way?

He learned it from his father, who had learned it from his father, and so forth. Avenger’s ancestor was one of the few Custard-Is who had managed to hide themselves during Pepper’s purge, and he kept the power alive on in the younger generations, though each later generation would never step up and actually try anything…

But then Avenger came around, but then known by another name, though now only he knows his true name. He tired of the ‘wait-and-see’ attitude of his ancestors, and set out for revenge as soon as he learned the way of the Custard-I, developing with the Pmehtceta style of Custard fighting, always striving to wipe out any Flan-I he could for revenge.

For a while, he thought he was the only Custard-I still in existence, having lived in the far west of Rapid Island, but in his journey eastwards, he began to here more about Teh City, Spoony, the Flan-I order, rumors of the Flan-I’s Chosen One.

Getting closer, he also heard the tale that some girl had eaten part of Teh Master Flan, that their had been betrayel amongst their ranks, and the return of a powerful Darth Flan-I master.

Even closer, he learned of Teh Spork, of his strange powers, that were not Flan. Staying in shadows, listening to conversations, he began to learn more, and soon realized that Teh Spork was also a Custard-I, but had developed his powers and skills through self teaching, not truly knowing exactly what it was.

He also learned of the clones, and of Hammah, and how Teh Spork seemed to be teaching him the ways of the Custard.

When the Teh Universe Shattered, Avenger used his Custard Powers, having been aware of the fighting, to keep himself conscious and out of the loop, in order to observe the Custard-Is Spork and Hammah, and the Flan-I, and what he might expect.

Since Avenger was a Custard-I, he entered Teh Town, slowly gathering information on AGoI, and the Flan-I in Teh City.

Then he confronted the scientist, foolishly assuming the fellow Custard-I would join him in his request for revenge, and was defeated by what he hoped to be his ally.

Defeated, though not down, Avenger took to the hills to nurse his wounds, and he would unwittingly stumble across the starter of the Custard-I order, and one other, one he had not been able to talk to when visiting Teh Spork…

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Custard-I are not like Flan-I when it comes to fighting. If hurt, Flan-I can heal easier from physical wounds, though Custard-I heal like normal people. However, Custard-I can beat off mental moves, like a ninja’s genjustu (In Pibb’s prime, it was rumored even the Mankyeo Sharigan could not hypnotize him), or the allure of a siren’s voice, or even the hypnotic messages of powerful sorcerers.

Because of this, Avenger’s battle with AGoI had left him to wounded to head into Teh City, and he was forced to find shelter in the hills outside of Teh Town. Night was beginning to start, and while the Custard-I would be able to find his way in the dark, it was not something he was relishing.

Avenger was a powerful Custard-I, and became very surprised when a large, shaggy bearded man appeared in front of him, a sour look on his face, dark red eyes peering down into Avenger’s bright red eyes.

“Who are you?” Avenger demanded, jumping backwards, pulling out his saber, the other one floating around him.

The large man said nothing, instead he closed his eyes, and focused.

Avenger gasped, feeling and seeing the man’s aura, the powerful Custard energy around him, more then even his, AGoI’s, and Hammah’s combined.

“Who…who are you?” the younger Custard-I asked now, though in awe, and not anger this time.

“Pibb,” the man answered, “And I understand you wish to gain revenge on the Flan-I…Come, we have much to discuss.”

Placing his sabers back, Avenger just followed the large form of Pibb into the hills, and towards what looked like a small campfire…

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“Hey Professor…Have you seen Hammah anywhere?” Jimi wondered, floating into the kitchen, where the evil genius was cooking dinner.

“Hmm? No, I haven’t. I assumed he was in his room watching that Animal Planet documentary on llamas,” AGoI answered, wearing a chef’s hat and apron, mixing up some ingredients for spaghetti sauce.

“Well he wasn’t there…” Jimi muttered, “And it’s getting dark out, I’m getting worried.”

“Hammah can handle himself. He’s a capable Custard-I,” the scientist shrugged, mixing the sauce now.

“Okay then…” Jimi sighed, then floated back out.

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“Hello!” Hammah said warmly, as Pibb and Avenger stepped into the light of the fire, Avenger pausing, seeing the clone.

“What are you doing here? I thought you worked for Teh Spork,” Avenger said, wavering now, unsure if he should be here.

“I do…sorta…well…It’s complicated,” Hammah shrugged, “But I’m also a Custard-I, and Pibb is the…de facto leader of the Custard-Is…Besides, I like the Flan-I.”

“But the Flan-I wiped out the Custard-I in the purges! Pepper set back technological advancements because of that, slaughtered hundreds who even showed the potential to-” Avenger began, but was cut off by Pibb.

“No…The Flan-I did not wipe out the Custard-I. It was Pepper and L.A.S.O.O.F. that did that. Phazon, Spoony, the others, were not aware of Pepper’s doing, though I wouldn’t be surprised if Phazon learned about it,” Pibb said softly, “The Flan-I of today do not know of these purges. The only reason AGoI knows is because he studied the Custard-I as much as he could when he discovered his powers.”

Avenger gaped a little like a goldfish, lost for words. For all his life, he had thought the Flan-I were evil people, only looking out for other Flan-I. But here, the original Custard-I, was defending them!

“Sit, Avenger…You and Hammah are currently the only other two of the reborn Custard-I order. AGoI’s Heart is two, and thus, he is confused of whether the path of friendship or war is best,” Pibb ordered, and Avenger sat down a log by Hammah.

“Don’t you mean ‘AGoI’s Heart is torn in two?” Avenger wondered, confused, putting down his hood, the fire light showing his spiky dark hair.

“No…I do not. Though I will not explain further. It is up AGoI whether or not he tells others of his past,” Pibb answered, a little cryptically. “Now…I have a small story for you…

“Pepper gained his powers from a powerful Baker, who created Teh Master Flan, and gave it to him. I was the baker’s apprentice, and I learned many things from him. While Pepper went and found out more about Teh Flan, I took to the mountains, to assume my training and become a Baker myself…However, I discovered a different power in the mountains, and, in compliment to Pepper, I created Teh Mystic Custard. It’s main purpose was for Custard and Flan to work together. My goal was to help Pepper, and together bring harmony and peace to the world. I had envisioned a day where a Flan-I and Custard-I would work as partners, both using their abilities to help one another. And who knows, maybe one day a warrior will come with both the ability to use Custard and Flan.

“But when I came back from the mountains, I found Pepper changed. He had gone power hungry, and his soul was becoming corrupted. I found out about L.A.S.O.O.F., and he tried to get me to join. I declined, but began to spread the word of Custard, hoping to get people to Understand things, so that if Pepper somehow did succeed, he would not be in power long.

“Several times me and Pepper fought, always to a stand still…Ahh, if we had been allied, nothing could have stopped us back then…Anyways, he grew angry, and tried to get me to join, by killing all the Custard-I. I challenged him to a final fight.

“In our battle we used all our skills, and Rapid Island, as you know of now, was actually carved out by us in our battle. We fought through rain, sleet, snow, sunshine, deserts, mountains, plains, forests, everywhere…Neither of us could land a decisive hit, so Pepper changed the rules, and called forth The King and Ronald McDonald, the French Fry Samurais. I was unable to defeat all three together, and I fled into a pocket dimension, bringing Teh Mystic Custard with me, so it would not be destroyed. Pepper placed a seal on the dimension I fled to, and for many, many years, it twisted my mind. I’m not entirely sure now if my mind has fully recovered.

“The rest of the story you probably know. Spoony’s Flan morphed Custard blast brought out Teh Mystic Custard, and gave AGoI his initial start off to true Custard potential, something he already had.

“Now, I hope to bring together the Flan-I and Custard-I Orders, to work together, but to do that, I need the Custard-Is now to be able to agree with me, and to join me and aid the Flan-I in anyway possible. Both of you face a difficult choice. Hammah, you would be betraying what you consider family, though, in the end, I believe you are helping them. Avenger…” Pibb paused, chuckling slightly, “You have what you were taught your entire life that makes you distrust the Flan-I. You must find balance within yourself for that.”

Hammah coughed, looking up at Pibb now, a worried look on his face, “Pibb-sensei…Can I have some time to think about it?”

“Of course, both of you have until tomorrow morning, for then, we shall head to Teh City and speak with the Flan-I Order, and offer our assistance,” Pibb answered, smiling.

Avenger got up, looking around in the growing darkness around the campfire.

“I guess…I have some meditating to do,” he muttered, then stalked off into the darkness.

“I better head back to Teh Lab…It’s spaghetti night!” Hammah smiled, then frowned, looking serious, “Besides…I want to help you Pibb-sensei…I think I understand what I need to do…I’d like to see Brother and the Professor one last time.”

“Do what you believe is best,” Pibb answered, “Have faith in yourself.”

Hammah merely smiled and walked off, heading back to Teh Lab, and enjoyed dinner…

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A.N. Dum dum dummmmmm!

Avenger origins, a look in AGoI, and some origins on Pibb and the Custard-I Order! Got inspired when I read the new part of the Super Kimi and Wonder Sama fic GS put up. If you haven’t read it, I seriously recommend you going to read it now! Right now! You can review this later!

And I really hope this didn’t mess anything up for your plans GS…They’d be visiting tomorrow, if they plan to, and all of the fics thus far (minus the ten part Universe Shard ones) have all taken place in the same time, so hopefully I put this out of the time frame for anything you had planned, but if it doesn’t I can change how long Pibb says they can decide.

And yes, I do know how to cook, though I have yet to try spaghetti on my own.

Avenger29 - April 6, 2007 08:00 AM (GMT)
I really like where this is heading!

This entire series is pure genius, in my opinion.

GoldenSama - April 6, 2007 03:33 PM (GMT)
Awesome AGOI! ^^ Nope, you didn't mess up any of my plans.

You know what I like best about SK&WS? How unrestricting it is. Even though I started it, AGOI has his own stuff going on, Kimi does her comics, BR even did a story back in the day... it's really cool how it's being added to from every corner and thus allowing the story to expand much further than it ever could with one person alone.

This was awesome. Learning more about Pibb's origins, and Avenger's, and the whole Custard-I Order...

It also made me think about something I was planning for a while now... dunno when it'll happen, but you've re-inspired me about it! Infact, I need to PM you about it...

Great job AGOI!

Oh, and Avenger, might I suggest that if you haven't done so already, you look back on some of the older stories. There's quite a few by both AGOI and I.



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