TEH ADVENTURES OF SUPER KIMI AND WONDER SAMA
Battle Royale

Teh City
Location: Chocolate Chip Factory

"It is another Sunny Day in Teh City. Birds are chirping, Chipmunks are gathering nuts, the flowers are in full bloom." There was a pause as the monologue stopped. "It disgusts me." Darth Rowen of the Sith pointed out. "Hurry up you worms!" he shouted.

Darth Rowen and the other members of L.A.S.O.O.F. had infiltrated the Chocolate Chip factory home to the illustrious Chocolate Chip making machine. "With the machine's power, I can create an army of Chocolate Chip Minions!" Rowen shouted. "That annoying Super Kimi will be overjoyed and eat them to her hearts content. Once she eats too many though...she will get a stomach ache!" Rowen never says Tummy. "And then with her indisposed at home, she will be powerless to stop me! Muhahaha!"

"Dude that is the worst plan ever." a voice called from behind. Rowen scowled as he turned around. Sporting off his new attire consisting of a white shirt, a necklace, and a red coat, Wonder Sama approached Darth Rowen.

"Guards!" Rowen shouted. Nothing happened, nobody moved. "Crap, what's going on?"

"Simple." said yet another voice. Rowen turned his head slowly, already knowing who the voice belonged to. The heroine was dressed in mostly green and white. Her bandana with the symbol on it seemed to mock Rowen as his last memory before being punched, frozen, or sonic-blasted was usually of that bandana. The girl was none other than Teh City’s Super Hero; Super Kimi.

“Like I said Simple, as you were telling us your big elaborate scheme, we simply knocked out your guards!” Super Kimi said smiling all the way. “Evil people really are complete morons, right Wonder Sama?”

Rowen scowled. “No matter, I shall take care of you myself!”

“I wouldn’t try that if I were you, Coojie.” Rowen turned in yet another direction, expecting the pet name to come from a pink clad warrior. But he was wrong; the voice belonged to Taz-Wan Benobi. “Haha!” She cried in a scream of triumph. “That was so cool! I totally ticked him off and everything. You were right Cr, calling him by pet name IS fun.”

Great… Rowen thought. Another one.

“As long as you don’t join her in her huggle escapades, you’re fine.” Ha, the former Flantom said, coming from the final direction, an especially dangerous looking grin on his face.

Rowen looked from face to face and realized that this wasn’t his day. “Come on!” Rowen shouted. “I’ll take you all on.” Rowen wasn’t stupid. He realized that this was a fight he could not win, but he wouldn’t let them take him back to jail again, not without a fight. Rowen charged forward at Tazzy, eager to begin. But he only made it four steps before a pink shape dropped from the ceiling right in front of him. Rowen stopped in surprise, and before he could react, two arms were around him, holding him tightly. “Ack!” Rowen managed to squeak out before dropping to his knees, collapsing from a lack of oxygen.

“Huggles!” Crystal Rose shouted. “What do you say about fighting now Wen-Wen?”

“It…Burns!” Rowen shouted in agony. The fight was over before it had even begun.

“Meh, now you know how I feel.” Ha said shaking his head. Super Kimi and Wonder Sama began to laugh; Tazzy smiled and walked over, patting the struggling Rowen on his head.

And another adventure was over, and Teh City was safe once more. The End.

“Wait What? That sucked man! Where’s all the action? The fighting the bloodshed? Bah, I’m changing this!” Suddenly all the inhabitants of the Warehouse were surrounded in a Golden Light.

The next thing anyone knew, they were in a big open coliseum. Everyone had to blink since the Golden Light had been blinding. Rowen was still caught in on of Crystal Rose’s Arms, in a headlock. He was struggling to break free but to no avail. “Where are we?” Super Kimi demanded.

“Welcome, Champions alike. I am the Ma..”

“If you say Master of Games, I swear I’ll come up there and punch you into the next time zone!” Kimi shouted.

“Ah, you did not let me finish,” the voice continued. “I am Mandrock.” The voice said. “I guess you can call me, the Beyonder 2.”

“The Beyonder 2?” said Spoony, from inside his Television set.

“Spoony?” Tazzy began, “When did you get here?”

“A Golden Light surrounded me while I was working in my office, and the next thing I know I end up here.” Spoony explained. “Now, why are we here?” he questioned.

“Well,” said Mandrock, “I have been watching you all closely, and have decided that I wish to know who the best among you is. To settle this matter, I have come up with a tournament. The winner of which will claim the title.”

“Boring.” Super Kimi said.

“Among other prizes such as a brand new sports car, a lifetime supply of cake, a million doll..”

“What was that last one?” Super Kimi interrupted her interest now apparent.

“All in due time,” Mandrock answered. “I have made battle cards for each of you. Showing data all about you. Your powers, known signature moves, age, height, number of wins, number of losses. Here.”

A snap was heard and the battle cards appeared in everyone’s hands. And the cards were completely accurate. Everyone’s known powers were on these cards. Their height, age, even eye color was all there, as well as a picture of them, and their current known injuries. “Muhahaha,” Rowen said, having broken free from Crystal Rose’s grasp. He grabbed a card that showed everyone’s battle record. “Let’s see. Super Kimi, dah dah dah. Crystal Rose, Ha, Tazzy, Agoi, WHAT?” Rowen shouted.

“What do you mean I’m LAST!?” Rowen yelled at the shadows for Mandrock had still not appeared to them.

“Haha, Face it Coojie, you suck,” Super Kimi taunted.

“No way! I’m the beloved villain, I’m supposed to be the best around!” Rowen complained.

“Actually that would be me.” Darth Phazon interrupted, stepping from the shadows. “Although I am not in league with you, Sith Lord, I am still the current number one Sith.”

“Well..” Rowen stuttered. “The Spork! He must be worst then me, he hasn’t been around as long as me.”

“Well.” The clone of Kimi, Jimi, began. “The Prof. has almost 5 times as many victories as you do.”

“Yeah,” Hammah agreed, “The Prof. is amazing in battle.” Agoi stood next to his sons, saying nothing but a smile was on his face. Rowen almost screamed in anger.

“Fine! Then I am going to win this tournament and beat all of you! I’ll prove that I am number one!”

Simultaneously everyone in the room said simply, “Not gonna happen.” Rowen went into a corner and began to sulk, every so often shouting random threats at people who weren’t listening.

Mandrock to himself smiled. It was finally time to reveal who really was the best fighter of them all. “Are we ready then? Let the first battle begin!” Everyone had time to look up before they were once again surrounded by a golden light, and were once again taken away…

This PWNS Cojo!

And yes, FEAR MY POWER OF CUSTARD!

I missed this before.

AWESOME! XD A NEW BEYONDER! YESH!

XD

Very awesome Coojie!!! Great job!! This is certainly going to be good!!!

XD Awwwwww poor Coojie! XD

:o

Greatness! Total greatness! Magnificent! Because you can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'.

I shall make the profile cards you requests in the other Battle Royale forum, if you like, Coojie-kun! (I was tempted to shorten 'Battle Royale' to 'BR' XD )

About what size should they be?

:D

Thanks for the comments. Hmm Cr and Ws are tied at the moment, writing this is going to be great.

Um, any size is great Kimi-chan. Let's pull a random number out of the hat and say any size you want them to be?

Can't wait to see the battles...Wonder if I get to battle Teh Spoon...

Also posting here 'cause Cojo will sooner or later for the fight!

Heh, very awesome. ^^ I like it all.
... though I am puzzled by one thing. Maybe you'll answer that question later.

I just realized the intermission had been in the first post edited...O.o...

And I'm glad to be a Custard-I! Don't succomb to all the things Flan-I can...

And nice reference with AGoI there Cojo!

ROUND 1: Crystal Rose VS Wonder Sama: Filler

After the initial light went away everything changed. Crystal Rose and Wonder Sama were now in the Chuunin Exam Arena from Naruto. The rest of the combatants were up in the stands. There was a giant futuristic, non Naruto Plasma Televsion screen that would display the fight. This proved that they were not really in Konoha, but the Beyonder had warped their reality.

"This is how it will work," Mandrock began to explain. Every round you will fight against your opponent on a random change of my choosing. Eventually handicaps will be installed. And remember the winning person gets one wish that I will grant."

"Thats not what you said last time!" Wonder Sama shouted up to him.

"Eh, Plot change." The Beyonder 2 said.

For some reason this response seemed to be a natural thing that everyone was comfortable with and no one challenged this.

"One wish eh?" Crystal Rose asked. "Like as in anything? Even changing a person from lets say bad to good?" Mandrock nodded. A look of pure joy overcame Crystal Rose and she pointed up into the stands. "CHoW, Coojie! You hear that? When I win this tournament I will wish you two back to normal!" she declared.

Up in the stands Rowen and CHoW stood next to each other and just watched the giant viewscreen, they were both scowling, or in CHoW's case it was assumed he was. "I know what I would wish for." Rowen said softly.

"Careful with your words my apprentice," CHoW said, "We could use that wish to take over Teh City."

"I'm not your official apprentice anymore." Rowen said, a hint of challenge in his voice.

CHoW stared at him for a moment under his mask and finally shurgged. "I know your not, but your not ready to be called my equal."

"Yes Master..." Rowen said on instinct.

"I know what I would wish for." Agoi said. He wast standing on the opposite side of the arena with his "sons."

"Then we'll help you with that goal!" Hammah declared.

Agoi smiled at them, "Do your best, and don't worry about me. You can use that wish to further your own goals. Besides." Agoi said, a firey look in his eyes. "I and I alone will be able to bring her back." Agoi said, clearly referring to his sister. Jimi sad nothing.

Wonder Sama studied his opponent for a moment. "Master Rose?" he questioned. "If you won you would waste your wish on those two?" he asked. "If I win, I'm going to wish for no more evil to plague our city."

Rose looked over at her apprentice, now opponent. "Sama. If their is good, there will always be evil. There must be a balance. Otherwise there would be no need for us Flan-I. But yes, I would save them both, from the darkness that clouds their judgement and consumes them. Now then." Her pink saber activated in her hand. "Don't hold back. Shall we begin?"

Sama grinned his big toothy grin and nodded. His own two sabers coming to hand and igniting. He popped his neck to both sides, making a small crack sound. (Like with your fingers in case you don't understand) The sound of a fighting bell was heard, and the two combatants charged at each other.

"The baffoon doesn't stand a snowballs of a chance." Rowen sneered.

"I wouldn't judge him so hastily." CHoW said slowly. "He has great skill, despite his idiocy."

"The boy actually isn't that stupid." said another voice entirely. The two Sith turned to see the third Sith Lord approach them.

"Phazon? Sine when do you care about our affairs?" Rowen asked.

Dp dismissed the thought with a wave of his hands. "Don't play dumb. Now is not the time for the Sith to bicker among themselves. Look, I hate to admit it so I'll cut to the chase. There are only three of us right now. And despite the fact that we are all good fighters, we are outnumbered. This tournament can be a chance for us to turn that tide. If we win, we could wish them all to be Sith. Then none will get in our way. And sadly a 1 to who knows how many ratio is bad odds. But a 3 to whatever Ratio is a lot better of a chance. This time I'm going to need some help."

"You? Want our help? Even though you betrayed us?" CHoW asked him. Dp nodded. Rowen was about to laugh, point, insult, the usual but CHoW silenced him. "We'll help him."

"WHAT?!?!?" Rowen demanded.

As the two began to discuss this, Dark Phazon walked away. When he was far enough away he muttered. "Idiots." A gleam in his eyes shone from beneath his glasses, "Those two are easy to manipulate. My plan will succeed, and this time, no one can stop me. No one..."

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Crystal Rose VS Wonder Sama

The two combatants charged at each other. This battle was not like all the others, training for the greater good.For once each Flan-I wasn't fighting for the good of all as a team, they were fighting seperate. When they were only 15 feet from each other they made their move. Crystal Rose flipped twice in the air coming down for a slash on Sama's head.

Sama dove to the side, the blade passing to where he had been moments before. As he rolled onto his legs, he raised his saber for an upercut. Rose parried this move easily, and went for a stirke, that was blocked by Sama's other saber. The two unlocked their dueling blades.

"You have been trained well." Crystal Rose said.

"I was taught by the best." Sama declared. He threw one of his sabers at his master. Caught off guard, Rose barely ducked in time to miss the deadly blade.

"Ha." she muttered. Sama smiled, as he pulled the blade back towards him with Teh Flan. Rose caught off guard again rolled to the side, but her left shoulder had a gash in it. "Ouchies!" Rose cried in pain.

With a determined grin on his face Sama caught his saber and charged forward again. This time though before he could even begin a strike Crystal Rose spat at him.

Oh, but this was no oridanry spit. Using her control of water, she cause this spit to freeze and become very hard. Then using her her control of air, she caused this to move at super sonic speeds. It impacted Sama in the forehead, and he fell over. "Aww Potatoes, why didn't I get a cool power?" he muttered.

Rose jumped up from her spot on the ground and leapt high in the air, once again bending the air around her. Coming down in a dive like a falcon she shot straight towards Sama, with her saber out front. Sama sat up rubbing his head. But he saw Rose coming and just managed to scramble out of the way.

BOOM! The sound was made as Rose made a crater in the ground. She picked herself out of the dust to block yet another attack by Sama. His second saber came down low, for her knees and she flipped over him. Sama took this opportunity to once again cut Rose, this time on her ankle. "OUCH!" Rose cried.

Sama spun at once, his blades a whir of color, he spun around like a top. Faster and faster he spun, Rose blocked it as best as she could, but her saber was knocked from her hands. She tried to roll out of the way once again but she was too slow. When she stood back up, she watched as a few strands of hair fell from her head.

"Oh...YOUR DEAD!" She bellowed.

Sama had time to sweatdrop. On the Character Cards everyone had, the injuries Rose and Sama had obtained were now shown. Under current Mood they said this. Sama: Uncertain. Rose: Rage.

Rose once once again used her Air bending to cause her to run at unimaginable speeds around Sama. Just as Kid Flash can do, a whirling vortex of wind spun around, blocking the view. To Sama's credit he held his ground. "Ha! I know how to beat this." Same stuck out his saber...only for it to be grabbed by the running Rose.

"...Crap." Now the tornadoe had a spinning beam of Flan. It continually cut Sama all over. His legs, his chest, his arms, they were all torn up from the saber. Sama, bleeding, jumped up and lashed out with his saber at where he predicted Rose would be. He was correct and he was able to punch her in the forehead.

Rose went flying and skidded on the ground. Sama picked up his fallen Saber and walked over to her. Rose in desperation used the Flan to pull back her fallen saber and ignited it. Sama brought both his sabers down in an X formation. Rose brought her blade up and on her knees, held off against Sama's strength.

"Dang Sama," Rose commented, struggling, "When did you get so strong?"

"Heh," Sama said. "Making sandwiches everyday isn't as easy as you think it is. I've developed some extra muscle. And I'm gonna use it to win."

"Not..." Rose struggled, "Gonna...Happen!" Rose somehow found the extra strength and pushed his saber's up. Sama was caught off guard, and Rose stabbed him, right through his torso.

"Sama!" Rose cried, surprised at her own action. She pulled her blade out instantly. Sama looked shocked and looked down at the now hole in his chest, slightly above his belly button. He brought his hands down to cover the hole. Sama coughed, and a drop of blood flew from his forehead. "Master Rose." Sama muttered. "Make sure you win this thing ok?" Exhausted, Sama fell over backwards.

"No!" Rose cried, rushing forward to heal him. But before she could reach him, she saw green sparks shoot out from his fingertips. The Emerald lightning caught her by surprise and she was shocked and fell over the other way. "Hehe, one last trick." Sama declared, jumping up. His chest had been healed by Sama's newfound healing powers. But when Sama got up on his feet, Rose was gone.

He looked around wildly, only to turn to his right. A flying kick connected with his jaw bone, and Sama went flying into a wall. He fell down off the wall, and impacted with the stadium, he did not move. Rose breathing hard, walked over and rolled him over with her foot. Sama was down for the count, and the fight had reached it's end.

"Winner: Crystal Rose!" declared Mandrock.

The combatants in the stands had mixed expressions. Of Shock in Spoony's case, Joy in Tazzy's, disgust in Rowens, and worry in Kimi's.

"That was...amazing." Hammah breathed. "I wonder who the next match will be between."

His answer soon came. On the board abover them was the next match posted for all to see...

Super Kimi VS Prof. Agoi

"Dad?" Hammah asked with a worried expression on his face. Agoi said nothing, but he hissed one word.

"Finally."

Hope you liked it, start voting for the next match now!

O.o...Just...wow...O.o...

An awesome battle Cojo!

And who will win...AGoI's got gadgets, Keyblade, tactics, magic, and is a very powerful Custard-I. He does train...

Plus, I'd feel like I'd be betraying myself...

I vote for AGoI.

XD The part when Sama cut off some of CR's hair... priceless! XD

Perfect, Coojie-kun! And Kimi and AGoI next? Excellent! :p

Thanks for reading!

Oh and I added some Filler to the first post but I dont think anyony noticed, so I edited it on to the actual fight scene.

XD

Great job Coojie!! Awesome start! I can't wait to see AGoI vs Super Kimi

XD That's awesome Cojo! Very funny!

Although I'm remarkably confused. o.O I figured this was before the Flan was destroyed and everyone did the dimension hopping, but Crystal Rose used her water bending powers so it can't be.

Oh well, I confuse myself so much I'm not surprised someone else is doing it. :LOL: Awesome job Cojo!