THE FOLLOWING IS NON-CANON, RANDOM AND VERY SILLY. WRITTEN AFTER HAVING PANCAKES COVERED IN LOTS OF SUGARY SYRUP AT 2 IN THE MORNING. READ AT OWN RISK.
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Sama: Yeeeeeeeeah. Seems like everyone's probably wondering why the next installment hasn't come out.
Kimi: Because you're a lazy bum who watches cartoons, plays video games and gets suddenly addicted to myspace?
Sama: ... THAT is a preposterious scenario and not in the least bit true. On a unrelated subject, I'm finally making headway on Paper Mario 2.
Kimi: Because you play it when you should be writing! People wanna know what's going on with us! And by us, I mean me! I'm the star, you can't leave people in suspence over the star. Name one series that's ever done that.
Sama: Uh... they all do that.
Kimi: ... Do you HAVE to be like everyone else!? Must you constantly seek approval by doing what has already been done?
Sama: What are we ever talking about?
Kimi: I have no idea. I think it's a commercial for the next episode.
Sama: Oh, the one where I do some stuff and you do a few things and some bad guys are involved with happenings?
Kimi: Yeah! People love stuff, things and happenings! Tell us about that!
Sama: Eh. I dunno. There's a shocking twist.
Kimi: Is Spoony really a pencil?
Sama: Ah? No.
Kimi: Is Coojie really a rabid frog from Puerto Rica?
Sama: No.
Kimi: Is Jimi actually a new flavor of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream?
Sama: None of those things make any sense!
Kimi: Well, what DOES happen then?
Sama: Hmm? Oh, well there's a robot.
Kimi: Does he drink and smoke and chase floozies and instruct people to bite his metal ass?
Sama: Actually, yes. Yes. How'd you know?
Kimi: ... idiot. Anyway! What else is there? Why did you name this series "Spooky Door" anyway? What's that supposed to be?
Sama: Well.... there's a door that's spooky.
Kimi: . . . I feel as if I've actually become dumber having heard you say that.
Sama: It's been known to happen.
Kimi: Pah. ... Can't you just give us some storyline related info?
Sama: Why would I?
Kimi: Well, why else are people reading this random, script-form, lazy-style commercial crap?
Sama: ... Uh... 'cause.
Kimi: ...
Sama: ...
Kimi: ...
Sama: ... Ah, I blinked! Damn!
Kimi: A staring contest... in a text-style commercial for a story... you're either a comic genius or a total idiot. Guess which one I think you are.
Sama: A genius!
Kimi: Hi, I'm sarcasm, have we ever met?
Sama: Ooooooooooh. I see. You're making fun of me.
Kimi: Pretty much.
Sama: Why? Because I'm a lazy fool who swears up and down the forum he'll have the next chapter done "tomorrow or the next day", and then, even after being called on it by DP, I go days without a update?
Kimi: Yes. Yes that is exactly the reason.
Sama: Oh. Well, uh, okay. Just making sure I understood.
Kimi: ... Well?
Sama: Well what?
Kimi: How long is this dumb thing going to last for?
Sama: I dunno.
Kimi: You'd be perfect for Saturday Night Live. It starts off as funny, but then you go on and on and on and on and on and it gets boring.
Sama: You think so?
Kimi: Trust me, I know.
Sama: Huh... Now would be a good time to end with a classic joke?
KimI: Ideally.
Sama: Okay.... Lucy! You got some 'splaining to do!
Kimi: A CLASSIC JOKE FOR OUR SERIES, YOU MORON!
Sama: Aww, Potatoes.
Kimi: I guess that'll have to do.
ALL NEW EPISODES OF SUPER KIMI & WONDER SAMA
COMING POSSIBLY SOON MAYBE IF I STOP BEING LAZY.
That was funny.
"Aww Potatoes." ^_^
I was laughing the entire time.
Can't wait to see what happens GS, even if I know a smigged of it. MUHAHAHAHA!
P.S. 'Smigged' is a cool word, even if it's not a real one.
It takes a lot to make me laugh, and this really made me giggle!