TEH RAPIDBOARD GIRLS, From the same mind as SK&WS

One day, Professor AGOI was working to develop the perfect little girls. So AGOI took sugar, spice, and – what’s that? Cartoon Network is suing us? Umm…

~ Take Two ~

One day, Professor AGOI was working to develop the perfect little girls. So AGOI took cake, a surfboard and a bunch of pink things and mixed them together. But accidentally added another ingredient to the concoction – CHEMICAL FLAN.

THUS, the Rapidboard Girls were born! Using their amazing super powers, Kimi, Joha and Crystal Rose fight crime and the forces of evil!

~* Inspired by a comment from Joha *~
~* From the writer of “Super Kimi and Wonder Sama” *~

THE RAPIDBOARD GIRLS
Part I: “Chemical Flan Accidents”

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Our story begins at the home of professor AGOI, who was the leading professor for smart things in a place known as Dah City. Not “Teh City”, “Dah City”. There’s a big difference. Anyway, one day Professor AGOI was watching TV, and saw an add.

“Do you like cake?”
“Who doesn’t?” Professor AGOI said.
“Do you like surfing?”
“Never tried, but it looks fun…” Professor AGOI answered the TV again.
“Do you like the color pink?”
“Well, it’s not really MY color, but it is nice…”
“Then buy a pink cake-themed surfboard TODAY!”
“Huh? Well…”

So Professor AGOI bought the pink cake-themed surfboard, and sat it beside the lab table. Then, Professor AGOI went to work on the usual research, researching CHEMICAL FLAN, a powerful chemical agent. However, as Professor AGOI went to pick up the contained of Chemical Flan, there was a horrible accident! The rug got caught under the shoe, and Professor AGOI tripped and spilt the flan all over the cake-themed pink surfboard, and also on a potato that sat next to it.

And then… BOOM! The surfboard exploded into three little girls.

“Owwie.” The first little girl said.
“That was NO fun!” The second one complained.
“Now, now, girls, we’ll all okay, so I guess no harm, no foul.” The third said.

“My goodness!” Professor AGOI was astonished. “Three little girls! How did that happen?”

“Huh? Who’re you?” The little girl in green asked.

“I’m AGOI, a scientific professor.” AGOI answered. “Who are you?”

“I’M KIMI!” The girl in green said very loudly. “And I’m HUNGRY! Got any cake?”

“Kimi! That’s rude!” The girl in pink said. “Excuse us, I’m Crystal Rose, you’ll have to forgive Kimi, she doesn’t like being hungry.”

“Heeeeeeeeeeeey. That potato looks WEIRD.” The third girl said, pointing at the potato that had been splashed by chemical flan.

“Huh? What is it Joha?” Crystal Rose asked the girl in blue. The three girls, and the professor, all looked at the potato – and then it grew a brain! O.O Then it grew a body as well, and became a boy.

“What is this that has happened to me? I do not understand it, but I do not understand anything, for I was just created, just now, here, in this lab, by this professor. But how would I even know that, for until now, I was just a potato, but no longer, for I am not a potato, I am much more than a mere potato, I am like a super potato, with a super intellect!” The Potato Boy said.

“Who are you?” Joha asked the weird potato boy.

“A good question. Who are any of us? Are we even here? Do we even exists? Or are we merely the creations of someone’s imagination?”

“You’re WEIRD!” Kimi said loudly.

“I am… I AM NOT WEIRD! I AM MOJO POTATO!” The potato boy yelled.

“Mojo Potato? That sounds dumb.” Crystal Rose said.

“You… You… YOU ARE MEAN! JUST FOR THAT, I AM GOING TO BECOME AN EVIL DICTATOR IN THE OLD OBSERVATORY IN THE CENTER OF TOWN AND PLOT TO DESTROY DAH CITY AND ALL OF YOU! FEAR MY POTATO WAYS!” Mojo Potato yelled, and then he scampered out of the window.

“That was stupid.” Kimi complained. “Let’s eat CAKE!”

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((I wish I could write more tonight, but I am getting kicked offline! Shall make more tomorrow! >:3))

Oh man, inspiration from one comment. Rice, you are really something.

Mojo Potato... that's hilarious! Continue soon, alright?

!!! Looks like you did!!

AWESOME, GS!! Hilarious as usual.
"Mojo Potato"....

Amazing what a comment, and a coincidence can do.

Mojo Potato, Im gonna go out on a limb here and say thats thats you Gs."Aww potatoes!"

O.o...You used my name's acronym...COOL!!!

Very funny. Can't wait to see more.

And of course, I am the smartest in all the land! *Ego meter explodes, coating him in ashes.* Cough...

Hey... hold on a sec... didn't we already have a Mojo-themed character? O.o
*cough*MojoCojo*cough*

<.< >.> *shifty eyes*

I won't tell if you won't.

“You… You… YOU ARE MEAN! JUST FOR THAT, I AM GOING TO BECOME AN EVIL DICTATOR IN THE OLD OBSERVATORY IN THE CENTER OF TOWN AND PLOT TO DESTROY DAH CITY AND ALL OF YOU! FEAR MY POTATO WAYS!” Mojo Potato yelled, and then he scampered out of the window..... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
(sorry REALLY hyper today)

THE RAPIDBOARD GIRLS
Part II: “Mr. Avatar; the Mean Neighbor”

So Professor AGOI and the girls continued on with their everyday life, but soon AGOI got a problem. He was a science professor, and the three little girls didn't want to spend all day in the lab learning about science, so he sat down on the couch and thought hard.

"How can I find something for the girls to do?" Professor AGOI asked.

"Do you have children?" The TV ad asked.
"I do now."
"Are they hyper-active?"
"You bet."
"Do they interefere with your lab works."
"All the time! It's amazing how well these commercials know me!" AGOI said.
"Then buy them a football! Make them play outside!"
"Of course, brilliant!"

So AGOI bought the girls a football, stuff them in the backyard, and told them to behave while lab work was going on in teh basement.

"I'm hungry." Kimi said as she threw the ball to Crystal Rose.
"What else is new?" Crystal Rose asked as she threw the ball to Johanna.
"This is boring." Joha complained as she threw the ball back to Kimi, but Kimi missed catching the ball because she saw a cloud that looked like cake and was looking at it. So the ball flew into their neighbor's window.

"Awwwwwww, you gonna be in troubleeeeeeeeee!" Joha said, pointing a finger at Kimi.

"Nuh uh! You threw you!" Kimi responded.

"Let's just go ask the neighbor for the ball back." Crystal Rose decided, and the three girls went next door. They saw the mailbox and it say "Mr. Avatar".

"Oooh! The Avatar!" Crystal Rose said, mistaking their neighbor for Aang.

They knocked on the door, and a giant shadowy figure approached and opened it.

"Yesssss?"

"Umm... we lost our football." Joha said. "Can we have it back from Mr. Avatar?"

"I am Mr. Avatar, and no, you can't." the demonic shadowy guy said.

"Nuh uh! The Avatar is a short little bald guy with air powers!" Kimi said knowingly.

"No fools, I'm not THAT Avatar, I am THE AVATAR OF HELL!" The demonic shadowy guy screamed, and flames danced up behind him. "I was just going to live peacefully in Dah City eating my flan, but now you've angered me so I'm going to bathe your mortal souls in an endless river of flames and torture." The Avatar of Hell said.

The girls blinked.

"Umm... can we have our football back now?" Joha asked again.

"... No! Didn't you listen?" The Avatar of Hell asked.

"Nope." Joha replied.
"Not me." Crystal Rose said.
"Do you have any cake?" Kimi asked hopefully.

"Grrrr... insolent mortals, I shall send you all to hell, where you'll NEVER get your football, or have cake, again!"

"WHAT!? NO CAKE!?" Kimi's eyes popped wide, and she sighed. "If only we had super powers to stop this guy..."

The Avatar of Hell began shooting fireballs out of his eyes, and the girls all ran from him. Joha jumped behind a umbrella stand, Crystal Rose hid under his carpet, and Kimi jumped straight up into the air...... and stayed there.

"Huh? I can fly?"

Joha and Crystal Rose looked up; indeed, Kimi was flying. Joha shrugged and jumped: and she too remained in mid-air.

"Hey wait a second girls, maybe that chemical flan that created us gave us super powers!" Crystal Rose said as she too jumped into the air.

"Whoa." Joha blinked.

"Eh hem. Back to... YOUR LIVES ENDING!" The Avatar of Hell screamed and threw a fireball; but Kimi, Joha and Crystal Rose avoided it. Then they all nodded at each other and put their plan into action.

Joha flew up to the Avatar's face and flew around in circles until the Avatar of Hell got dizzy. Then Kimi grabbed the carpet underneath him and pulled it out, which made the Avatar fall. Then Crystal Rose slammed down on his stomach, and the football fell out of his pocket. Crystal Rose grabbed it.

"Let's go girls!"

So the girls flew back to their own house, excited to see what the professor would say about their powers.

Meanwhile, as the Avatar got back up, a voice spoke to him.

"Greetings Avatar of Hell, it is good to see you, although you can't see me because I am hiding offscreen so nobody know who I am, but from the way I talk I think they will all guess, for only I talk in this manner, no one else does, only I do, and it is apparent who I am by now, for only I, MOJO POTATOES, talks in this unique way, but nobody knows that yet, so my identity is still a mystery!"

"... you're one dumb monkey." The Avatar said.

"Actually I am a potato, not a monkey, it was a monkey in the real show, but in the spoof, a potato is used. For potatoes are what I am known for, though I do not know why, it was just something that happened in the other fanfic, when I was the sidekick, but enough shattering the 4th wall, back to the actual story, which is the one we are telling now."

The Avatar sighed.

"Tell me Mr. Avatar, what if I could help you get revenge? Which is when you take vengance on someone for --"

"SHUT UP ALREADY!"

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What will the professor say about their powers?
Will Mojo Potato shut up?
Find out:
Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!

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:3 More when I feel like it.

Yes BR, we have two Mojo-themed characters in SK&WS: Mojohanna and Mojo Cojo, but this is a different spoof.

OMG, dat's so great, Rice. I can't even imagine what Joha said to inspire this. Keep up teh SUPER job!

Thanks.

She just said that you, her and CR are like the powerpuff girls of the forum. And from that, you get this.

Ecellent as always Rice.

Kimiko, This is what happened.

Cojo

Joha

Cojo

Avatar of Hell huh? AvatarHell Nope cant see who that is.

This is just perfect... But I gotta ask, why'd you make me the professor?

I love this. That's all I have to say!

Pure awesomeness, GS.

Why else? Because of your genius RP!!

O__O!! You're right! And now we have three!

What's next? Mojo Kimiko?

Yay! I feel special...

Mojo Kimiko? That would be a laugh!